0:06 Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys. We have Nick Dunn here with us today. Woohoo. >> And thank god we got Jason Chenny. >> Hey yo. >> This is going to be another ANA themed episode on JK. >> Okay, we need to figure out uh we want to hear from Bart and Jason. They ended up going to the same um military academy and uh oh, high school, >> army, >> and we need to determine which one of these guys had the harder time there. >> I like that. >> So, we're going to uh >> can we can we start with initial votes first? >> Yeah. Oh, guesses. You want to guess? Okay, go ahead. >> I think I think it was uh Bart. >> You think Bart had? >> No, cuz when I hear Jason's past stories, he sounded like he had too much fun.
0:59 Or he's just more optimistic. >> Okay. Bard did say he's more cynical. Yeah. >> Yeah. But I never heard a story. >> You want me to kill myself? >> Where he's so hungry at the academy that he had to break into the kitchen and ████ eat with Ratatouille. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Like he had rats hanging out while he's eating a ████ cookie in the back with his friend. >> Yeah. But Bart did actually end up getting kicked out at the end. So that is kind of >> You didn't complete his process. >> You graduated. >> I completed it. I did not graduate. >> So you did four years. >> I did two and a half. I I >> So you went two and a half years. How many years were there? >> Six months. >> How did you not graduate? >> Uh well, I didn't want to I don't I didn't want to be there anymore. >> Wow. You >> So where do you go? So you just told your parents and they let you leave? >> Yeah. >> How' you Would you tell them one time? >> Public school. >> You tell them, "Hey, I can't do this anymore." What did they say? No, I like every month I'm like I I don't want to
1:50 do it because I can never leave campus because I got so many demerits. I'm always ████ marching. >> I'm marching every day. I'm ████ marching >> by myself. >> Explain what that means. You >> by yourself? >> Yeah, I'm marching by myself in the ████ square. >> How that >> I'm looking at a lot of walls. You get right now. Stand up. >> What does that mean exactly? You get demerits for messing around. If you get demaritis, if you get kicked out of class or you got k smoking or like >> he was a troublemaker. >> So what were the things you did that caused you to get demarit? >> Um kicked out of class smoking. >> Those are big ones. But I think even if you're late, right, it's like one or two two points or three points. >> It's not even that bad. Like >> but it I think was it like a 100 point merit? >> ████ 500. It was impossible. You had 500 points. >> Oh yeah. So I think what happens is you everyone has like a hundred or something and then like everything you ████ up it
2:41 it goes down and every one of those you go down is it like 1 hour of marching >> or something >> something like that. >> Yeah, something like that. >> You have to make up all those points and it's literally like the square they draw on the ground and you're just aimlessly. So on if you're a good kid Friday night you get to go on a train or a bus or whatever plane go home and then you you stay home on the weekend. >> You got to go home on the weekends. the weekend and then and then >> I never got to >> I never got to. What the ████ >> I was there for ████ a year. >> I'm doing I'm doing the ████ marches with this guy. So the people that stay at the school, which is why there's only like ████ like five of us is the ones that get in trouble. You have to just march the whole Saturday. You're just going in a ████ square. >> I bet you can make a hard right turn though. A Christmas. >> A really nice one. Really nice one. Sometimes for hours and when I get kicked out of class I you you march too.
3:31 So, I'm getting kicked out of class maybe once a day, twice a day, and I'm ████ marching total. >> The march looks like, can you just like do it real quick? What exact I want to picture this correctly. >> To be honest, when when I'm marching alone, I'm just like strolling. >> Show us the alone version and the version when someone's watching you. Show us both versions. First, do the one that you're supposed to do. Show us how like the correct way. All right. Nice. >> I don't know if you're in frame. >> What the hell? >> You might have to come closer to us. He's going to go in the whole square. Hey, >> that's pretty good. Yeah. All right. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I told you about the corners, boy. >> Do that for hours. Okay. Now, do the version when no one's looking. What are you doing? >> Oh, that's I like that. >> Sometimes with the tag officer. >> I don't know if the camera sees the whole thing. >> I'm doing I'm doing the maring like I'm doing my best.
4:22 >> That's pretty good. >> When they see me, >> you got some nice footwork, brother. >> How often are they actually watching you do the march? No, they're they're like in a uh like a little booth thing and then they'll it's like a black top. There's like a some grass and then you just march and then sometimes they come out cuz they got to go see the class or do their rounds and then they come out like oh ████ But they know I'm ████ around. But um but >> he's got 500 demerits. >> But I'm also a lot of the times Yeah. They they make you stare at the wall like they're like put your nose on the wall and I'm there for ████ 3 hours and >> 3 hours with your nose on the wall. >> Yeah. But sometimes I leave it, you know, and but but they'll come and be like, "What the ████ is that?" >> Like, "Oh my god." But then, but then sometimes I'm with friends, so, you know, it's nice. >> What was What was the offense you got caught with the most? >> Probably just ████ around in class, like being
5:12 >> Yeah. Class comb. >> So, you make a joke out loud and then the teacher's like, "No, you're getting a demerit for that." >> Yeah. >> When you went, was there a guy named Chief Warren Officer Walker still there? No, Chief. Wait, Chief Warner Officer Walker. >> Like a ████ Michael J. White ████ He was like a drill instructor in the Marine Corps. He was like a ████ universal soldier. >> Wait, his last name is Walker. >> Walker >> uniform I was about to burst. >> Okay, there was one. We had one that he's a he's a black >> joke as ████ Yeah. >> Yes. Yes. Wait. >> And he's like 6'3 or something. >> Okay. No, not that one. Oh, >> he's like smaller but really buff. >> Yeah. >> So, you just couldn't resist making jokes in class? Is that why >> I don't want to be in class?
6:02 >> Who does? >> And then we just go and like smoke or like >> Were you the Were you also getting in trouble with other people or are you getting in trouble the most out of anyone you knew? >> Okay. Half half. >> I was half half. >> Half half. Sometimes I say a thing and I'm like, "Dude, they're ████ doing a thing too, but they're like acting quiet or whatever." I'm like, "He did it, too. And then I go and then but other times we get we marched together. >> So there were there were people getting in trouble more than you were. >> No, I was pretty good. >> Most in trouble. >> I was pretty good. >> But for Goofy getting in trouble. >> That's a good meter. Okay. >> On the bus to go home. >> Do you think you had more demerits than he did in in like a six-month period? >> He got the ultimate dearit. >> Well, actually 6 months. 6 months. Who had more demerits? >> 6 months. I think I probably did. >> Damn. You were probably smarter about
6:52 it. >> I was pretty smart though. >> Yeah. So, >> yeah, cuz like I So, like um the way I was able to like assimilate, I got in pretty cool with the students. So, with the so the students run the student body because you have people that were like, you know, that went through the whole time and then it's like a military system. So, your company commander, whatever, they're all students. And then you have actual military personnel that run those guys. >> Okay. >> But because students are students, even though he's the company commander, if at night I'm the one that sells them drugs, >> we have an understanding. >> And then so I was able to assimilate into that system. So, like let's say if I had to do the ████ uh the marching >> as soon as the actual adult leaves and another guy was supposed to come and
7:43 watch me and if it's a guy that I know >> Yeah. >> then I kind of like he knows I'm just going to walk off and he's going to write down that I did all my marches. >> Oh, wow. >> And then he's going to get hooked up later, you know, like ████ like that. So, I think in that in that realm >> like I had it probably way easy cuz I had it like all greased up. Mhm. >> But when it comes to classes, it's all teachers teaching classes. >> So there's no getting around that. They're not buy e off you, you know? >> So if I don't turn in homework or if I'm ████ late to class or or sleeping in class, that's my problem cuz I was ████ like doing drugs all night. I'm always just knocking the ████ out in class. >> And so I had a ████ ton like every Yeah. I was like him. I never got to go home. I never It was like once once every three months I got to like go home. ████ >> It was too much that you just give up.
8:35 >> Oh, >> cuz you you just look at you're like 500. >> That's impossible. That's ████ like 200 ████ weekends I need to do this. >> Do they carry over from the last school year? >> Yeah, I forgot. But I'm pretty sure because I never got to go. >> Yeah. So far, it sounds like Jason had harder time. >> Do they have a summer summer school, too? >> They do have summer school. >> So, you just live there the whole time? >> I was there one? Yeah. One summer. But I like the summer time, though, because Yeah, because I don't think there's like the marriage. >> I have my first girlfriend there the summer. >> There's girls there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Summer school. They have uh they have women. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. >> Your first girlfriend? >> They're military girls. >> Girls in class, huh? >> No. No. They're they're just No. Summer school is like for everybody. Huh? >> So other >> civilians >> civilians can come and go take classes
9:26 there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Summertime. Yeah. >> And they know that. Oh, wait. But Jason lives upstairs. >> What? >> Cuz it's a boarding school, right? >> Oh, yeah. But they come they come. >> Are they boarding, too? >> Yeah, they're boarding. >> What the ████ >> Oh, yeah. >> So, civilians are boarding school. They live there, too. >> Yeah, I was there for a summer. >> That's insane. >> How long did you guys stay for? Just for the duration of the summer camp. >> So people were people ████ then in the rooms if they're living there? >> Yes. >> Were you? >> No. >> Cuz mine was all ████ dudes, man. I didn't I didn't mirror, bro. You better watch out. >> Was there any gay guys? >> I didn't know. I don't think gay was invented back then. >> I didn't know. But yeah, was a good time. One of the
10:17 craziest things I learned there was uh how to like quote unquote like shank people with no evidence. >> How? >> So, you know, if you take a fork >> Yeah. >> and uh if this person's wearing clothes, you can stab them about a hundred times and it hurts like ████ and you don't see nothing. >> Why? >> That's crazy. >> How come you don't see anything? I don't know. It just disappears through. So, we had a guy that he was like our sergeant major and uh you know, you have to like a lot of there's a lot of trust in the the students. >> A plastic fork? >> No, like a metal fork. >> Oh ████ You uh you you have a lot of trust in the students and so the students try to get things done the right way. Oh, this Splatoon is not acting or acting up or whatever. And then one time uh cuz like when you first go into this world, you don't understand the world at all. You're like, "Wait, okay, we kind of live here, but like whatever." Like what? And then there's a military structure and you're like, "Okay, there's kind like above the table
11:08 system." And I remember one day the the sergeant major, he's like this guy is 20 years old. I'm like, you're 20 and you're still in high school? What the? Cuz there's a lot of like like flunky type people. So this guy comes, he's all ████ yolked out looking like ████ Goldberg and ████ >> People were doing steroids then. >> Yeah. And he comes in and he goes to the my roommate who I didn't even know and he goes, "Did you blah blah blah?" He goes, "Yeah, I did." He throws him against the wall and just starts stabbing him with a fork and I'm like, "What the ████ is going on?" He goes, "Don't you ████ be late to the blah blah blah blah blah blah whatever again." And he leaves and I looked at him. I'm like, "Oh ████ he has zero marks." I'm like, "That's ████ gangster." I don't know. Just I think if you wear clothes, you stab it. That guy, but it leaves zero marks. And that's when I that's when I first realized there's a above the table system and under the table system here. Cuz then that guy would go report to any actual
11:58 adult and go, "Oh yeah, ████ Johnson isn't going to be late anymore. We had a talk." You know, and you're like, "Whoa, what the f███?" Did you experience that kind of ████ like the above table, under the table system. >> Yeah. I what my first roommate uh I think I was like ████ around too much when there's like formation and then he just sat on me and slapped me like this for like 5 minutes. I'm just like this. Stop. >> But he straddled you. >> Yeah. He stra he literally like my arm I remember cuz he was like junior and I was in eighth grade. Eighth grade or freshman. And then he was just like >> you told >> Okay. I wa Did you Hey, did you stop ████ around in formation? >> Yeah. >> Were you were you scared for your life or No, >> when when I was scared for my life when like um the other bully the other but
12:48 but like he was my roommate. >> Oh. >> So it was a roommate. >> No, no. That that guy he would just But then he would show me like 50 Cent and he's like pretty cool. >> Yeah. He showed me 50 Cent. >> Yeah. Like he's like you know what I mean? But then like other people they bully I'm like damn >> watch 50 Cent music videos together. come like with the guide on, they would like he would like throw that or like um like choke and then sometimes he'll uh oh my god like for your birthday you have to get uh >> you have to get punched uh however many times by like three or four people and it hurts a lot though. I know it didn't it doesn't sound like it hurts but then you just and people your whole arm is black. I'm serious. three or four people you get punched at like 15 times each. >> Running the school. >> So when you are getting like let's say jumped or whatever,
13:38 >> you think there's no help. >> So you it feel so it feels like you're going to die cuz you're just like there's like no authority that's going to come. >> Dude, one time I got punched by two people for my birthday. It wasn't even my birthday cuz I was at the THING >> LIKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> I I was laughing at somebody else getting punched. I was like, "Haha." And they're like, "Jason, when's your birthday?" And it was like March, right? My birthday's in September. He's like, "All right, well, you get them now." I was like, "What?" >> I was laughing, dude. >> I was like, "Fine, though. Kind of." >> Yeah. >> Damn. All right. Jason seems like he had a harder time. >> He's been there longer. >> He suffered more, but also he's like, >> but he had a funner time cuz he was able to get a girlfriend. >> Bar had to be with all dudes. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bar got all >> broke up with broke up with me on the
14:28 pay phone. Remember remember those pay phones you would call? >> Oh yeah. >> My girlfriend broke up with >> She couldn't wait for you. >> Yeah. >> And I'm like ████ >> What'd she say to you on the phone? >> I got to borrow got to borrow more quarters. I want to call her back. >> Okay. Maybe he did have a hard time.
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