0:00 it literally could chopped your head off hey look how look how Bart's butt munches up these shorts Brother come [Music] on imagine all right you're a pretty decent looking white chick named Kenzie hunt 20 years old right and then you go on a ████ nice little vacation this sounds like a nightmare girls trip to South Carolina dude South Carolina oh I'm a southern girl yeah that's wholesome that's wholesome right but who goes to South Carolina for a trip what's that Myrtle Beach you go there you go there Monday night because Tuesday morning you're going you're going boating what's boating you just drink alcoh is that a white guy thing only you guys don't go boating n we don't do oh that's the ████ sweater like this kind of ████ right with the boat is it
0:50 the is it the spring break woo no way you guys are that Asian like The Classy like type chicks no way you're that Asian bro no we're not we're not going on like a ████ sailboat yeah boing ████ Mario spar's or whatever the ████ no bro you grabbing one with like these speakers on it we're playing some like maybe we're playing some Leonard skinnard cuz we're in South Carolina but but it's a it's some engine we got some brusis BR in a cooler no dude that's Lake life ████ that's ████ Mountain de BR yeah that's where I grew up well I think Arizona people would know what that is I'm talking about South Carolina but we're not from there right we're vacation Carina sweater I think that's East Coast Tommy Hill I've been to I've been to Sumter South Carolina it ████ sucks really sucks oh and they do this thing
1:41 called crabbing yeah like they hang out at a dock and they wait for the tide to come in and then they just like stick little like um not really fishing poles but like strings in there pull crabs out and kill them on the spot that sounds fun as ████ they do some of that NorCal like the Santa Cruz is yeah but NorCal got dungeoness and dungeoness is one of the best kind of we are officially derailing we're back in South Carolina we're going boating get got Kenzie probably you're gross dude funny you're going out tubing that's still legal tubing see I yeah Mountain too broo going out with one of your friends husbands and all of his friends even though you don't know a bunch of them you go out tubing and you're on the tube with another chick and then one of the guys is driving that and you don't know
2:31 this guy you don't you never need to know M okay trust all Humanity one of the girls falls off and he goes and picks her up but when he goes to pick her up he makes really sharp U-turn oh no and he cut and he kills her yeah I don't like this no no there's no death involved she survived just even chopped her up okay yeah he comes at her head on she's still laying on the tube your imagine so you're laying on you guys ever done any of this I've been tubing like often you're have to do with anything I know what it feels like with a boat flying at you is scary as ████ you can empathize we're adding emotional dram I'm scared to these you see those propellers bro and they're going they're literally just what happens to Port Kenzie you can see it you can see it is it tubing when you're in in a tube and they have the rope and then you're just like but yeah you got to know someone
3:21 that knows how to drive a boat been doing it bro you're sit situational awareness yeah you got to shut off the engine and swim to it I've been on a tube on a lake but no boat was pulling me it was very slow that's floating no I've yeah I've been when they're fly Floy this is like I'm watching a movie with my mom and she's explaining to me what's happening while I'm already watching the ████ movie dude these guys obviously never been on a boat you're laying there on the going to let us know what's up and then you get hit head first all right you get sucked under the boat yeah yeah out yes there's a propeller and the propeller starts winding you up no okay like a blender bro that's final destination the Rope gets caught on your neck there's Whiplash involved you black out for a second and then next thing you know you're getting pulled back up by
4:11 your friends you definitely are bleeding all over the place you got no legs you got no butt what it took her butt that's not bad butt off of all things that's it that's not bad she can't walk forward dude she has no butt butt off oh true that's that's what you're Hing you're hinging muscle you can't you can't you bro you got no butt muscle wait you got to be in a wheelchair can you do the sence can you show people how the butt works in your forward walking motion get them back with squats so these are your hips but think about the recovery dude you're F flees your hips it literally could chopped your head off hey look how look how Bart's butt munches up these shorts Brother come on a hungry careful boy merch available now he's a hungry boy I think that was bar Bri Gade merch but yes oh this is F boys nice nice
5:02 nice well luckily they were able to rush into the hospital after calling the cops and they kind of they kind of put her butt back together wait they found the other parts of the butt no it was like it was more like it wasn't like it wasn't like slic and then meat was fully off it was more like slice all open ████ so they kind of had to like oh it was flopping yeah they kind of had to like have sliced up just spiraled yeah cuz you know if the butt was in one piece and it landed on a boat wanted the do would have been like yeah yeah you seen the PornHub like twerk aons like PornHub like makes like a dude toy and it's basically just a butt with a hole oh those the butt toys I've seen the toy but I haven't seen the twerk ofon well I think it moves I think it's got a battery in there oh wow it's like a flashlight they send me that link flashlight but the whole I don't know my
5:52 friend told me yeah I don't know my friend has one I don't know yeah saw it on the internet Tik Tok I don't want to see ████ looking like she's in good spirits what is she doing the wo she's in the yeah she's in the hospital she was explaining the situation over the Tik toks she was huh yeah you got to chase the clout when you get your ass chopped off you do though I feel like you deserve it it's not your fault it's a story to tell yeah can she walk though I don't want to see anything graphic bro I I can't see butts CH I don't think she's putting that on Tik Tok then she doesn't want it that bad she doesn't want she don't want she don't want to go viral I guess she don't want it I hope she can walk does anybody G gone tubing I'm not sing floating I'm saying tubing I've been tubing before no you're a tuber not on a rope what do you call it when it's a uh like a surfboard but you're being pulled on a rope so that's wake boarding or or there's wake surfing what's the
6:42 difference wake boarding you're holding the Rope the whole time you're hauling ass uh surfboarding you're you use the rope to start then you'll go and you're literally surfing you're kind of going slow that boat is slow enough just to create a constant wave so you don't need the rope and you can just keep riding the wave constantly probably going pretty slow there wakeboarding you might you're going pretty fast the fastest is skiing cuz skiing they're not really riding a wake they're just hauling ass you're going like 40 some people put their feet in the water yeah people can go no oh that's what Jackie Chan did right that's just real and then when they hit the water they ████ I had buddies i t into that we had like yeah Lake life up there that ████ sounds fun though tubing's fun there is there a lake in Sacramento we got fome Lake and then Lake Tahoe and then Doner Lake those are the three they're all within an hour what like the big tube that it's more like a raft and like four people can sit on boats pulling yeah we've done all that ████ that's still tubing yeah
7:32 yeah I've done that that SS cool and ████ ate ████ yeah but it doesn't hurt that bad no not too bad as long as the dude's not driving over your ass that's ████ crazy that's crazy that's that's irresponsible a lot of the boats do like uh the newer ones will do like a Mid Engine boat sometimes and so the propeller is dead middle of the boat so it's much less likely to get chopped off oh rather that it be cuz you can jump off the back yeah and then it's like safe yeah so we've like jumped off the back of a boat and that's cool you're ████ tough X Games brother I like when they put a cage around it then I feel a little better sharks no no around the propeller yeah oh yeah yeah well you would think that would be a no-brainer right yeah that's not standard practice it isn't maybe it slows it down or something yeah I'm sure there's something but it seems like a no-brainer there should be a guard yeah something just something in the way I saw this other clip of this dude who was trying to hang off the back of the boat
8:22 and the the the propeller was sucking the the water down this way but he was able to hold on he's a pretty fit buff dude and he's holding on and and then you just ████ see him kind of get hit and then his buddies pull him up but when they pull him up he's missing the leg as he comes up I can't do that bro people like to do dumb ████ man dude one of the only guys who survived the Titanic when like you know like when the people went in the water right not many people survived having been in the water the people who mostly survived were already in life boats one of too cold yeah it was too cold so one of the guys who actually survived being in the water he says that while the Titanic was vertical he was like he jumped he Dove and barely missed the propeller which is crazy to even visualize prob the size of this room yeah yeah but that's that was like something that he said he viscerally remembers is barely missing
9:13 the propeller was the propeller according to the movie it wasn't at that point didn't they just have the anniversary right that's why they named the submarine yeah around it and then they had the anniversary cuz I did see a clip where they showed like a bunch of like I guess they were probably 80 90 years old but they're like the survivors I didn't know people survived oh yeah today they're still alive yeah they're like 90 or 100 or some ████ there's like one dude or two dudes that I think we're still alive when did it happen 1940s 1912 or some ████ I was going to say yeah or did it happen 1997 I don't think it happened 97 the movie yeah I thought it was 97 Leonardo but that's not when it's happened no no no no yeah 19 early early 19 sounds right dressed off it was a couple years before that 1912 April 1912 12 maiden voyage and out of service April 15th yeah so if they were youngish
10:03 they could be alive is if they were like that's that's right now yeah I swear uh we should look it up but I I think you just watched videos yeah you watched videos of survivors but they're dead now yeah it might have been like A9 have been the 50 yeah it might have be the ' 90s cuz it was definitely in color cuz during the time the movie Titanic came out it was believable that old ████ was still alive Rose Dawson yep dude listening to these old people talk to I'm like dang people used to be really smart why oh cuz they're so El Quinton like remembering the night and remembering everything and like now the way that even I talk I'm like damn I sound dumb dude my aun rest in peace the way she said program is program program that's that's pretty classic and I'm like the way that they used to speak I thought she just had a Japanese accent but it was actually just English just smart people yeah smart English old school English that's true if you if you
10:53 like hear like letters Like Love Letters being read at that time of people that didn't that didn't even go to college just out of high school it's yeah it's so eloquent now we have people going to college and ████ writing like ████ to each other but you think that's just a time thing I text to my wife last night I texted my wife last night send but send but that's nice but I mean what else do you need to know there's some sort of poetry in there if you really think about it though big words before it was like my dear Elanor every time I wish upon your bosom to caress my dud pelvic my heart teer Pats once we started typing RB and G2G that was kind of our fault that was the ████ decline I spelled but by the way BTT that's how ████ dumb am snd d space BTT you didn't use a peach Emoji no all
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