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Off The Record: Bart Got to Fight Tim Kennedy!

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0:00 um yeah after he whips my ass he told the other guy come with my eyes and this other dude and then he goes yeah you should be able to take him on that guy doesn't even have legs and I see this ████ on Nubs like this look Let's Go Bart [Music] and welcome back everybody to another awesome episode careful boys where Ryan we are currently off the Record feels good to say from over there you know there's so many other channels now that use off the Record as their ████ ████ record isn't there there's one and then there's segments called off the Record and there's segments called Hot Seat how many are called careful boys with a z zero not many very cool it is all right I agree oh that's the one Z this is the Z is that a z are you doing it like this

0:50 yeah you're z in it yeah I like it like this right what's that the welcome moose wow so Bart you recently spent some time with Tim Kennedy wow American hero good old America American hero that's so cool I remember you guys did a live stream together about uh when all the Asians are getting beat up yeah all the Asians getting ████ up yeah and then that was a cool kind of reaction I feel like everyone kind of did their own part during that time to try to make sure Asian grandmas and everybody weren't getting ████ up for any fans who might not know who Tim Kennedy is uh please yeah who that to me he is like like Captain America like the closest thing we have uh mixed with like Jason Bourne so wow so what does he do for the military

1:41 so he was actually fighting in the UFC before he even joined the military so it's just his career and Lifeline is ████ crazy and I think that's why like like um he's such an inspiration of mine so he was in the UFC and then he joined the military and then he became Special Forces Green Beret so it's like cream of the crop then he becomes a sniper so he's like super up there and he's one of the only I think he's the only one that I've ever heard of that has balance the two literally like fighting overseas coming back fighting in the UFC going back and forth has been able to balance both oh wow she's a career fighter and a military guy and he's well like at a high level yeah he's made it into the top 10 uh UFC fighters at middleweight before so he's a ranked fighter at one point um and then after he finished like his

2:31 uh military stuff I think he's pretty much done like his career skyrocketed after that because then he became like the main go-to guy for History Channel like whenever they have to like oh like let's get the guy to talk about Special Forces or the military or whatever so did he replace that one General that used to be the history guy guy Jesse Ventura not in general though he kept doing the military history guy on History Channel I don't know the old dude okay never mind I only like the Ancient Aliens crazy doctor guys this guy he um yeah he's like the like the main Authority there he's also people ask him about like um like Crisis in different countries like he'll like talk about stuff like there so he has like actually a lot of different Realms that he has his own fan base and then now he started his own like um kind of like protector course of like self-defense sheepdog response so he has

3:23 like all these things to like help his whole like ethos about his living is how can we protect those that we love and so like everything he does is like just a different aspect like whether it's becoming more fit so that you can be a better protector or actually learning how to protect or um like even started at elementary school in Austin Texas like how can we develop Future Leaders of America like that's like he has like 12 companies and that's a hundred percent of what he's about and he's like living breathing that meanwhile he's like just like us like he's just like a ████ around guy but you can tell he's a ████ kid like stuck in a 40 year old man's body that has the skills of Jason Bourne but he's literally just like a he's probably could probably fit in with us he's just like a ████ around dude you think he'll do uh shooting games with you where you guys are holding hands and you have to shoot when this ████ is whooping

4:14 my ass when this ████ was whooping my ass this fool was like having sex with me what do you mean yeah show us like he's like whooping my ass right and he goes he's like I ████ love you ████ bite me so he was being romantic he was just ████ around like he ████ bit me and give me goosebumps and ████ your back started arching you're like oh oh oh oh I would tap but it feels too good he's just the ████ around her that's tight yeah he's a ████ around her but anyways yeah um he was in Vegas because there was a shot show which is like a really really big like uh Firearms Tactical um like gun convention so he hit me up and he was like Hey I'm gonna be in town and then I'm like oh ████ let me see if I can move some ████ around and uh I

5:06 ended up having one day when I got to shoot with them and another day we did like a bunch of grappling ████ so is he a pretty good shot I mean there's this one video that we posted that looked like nope he's like I'm waiting we did this one video we posted so I'm like decent I think and then so we were doing like these timer drills like beeps and then you try to like get on target within like a second and a half that's crazy so I'm just focused on mine he's in his Lane I don't even know we're ████ competing but then of course he's a giant kid so like after about five shots he goes hey just let you know I'm making sure my second or third round is hitting before your first one does I'm like dude damn don't do it I'll do it again and I'm like and I would literally oh my God I was like oh ████ cause and now I start thinking like macro right I'm like dude if you're a ████ terrorist or whatever the ████ on the

5:57 other side and you guys like you like see catch catch eyes this ████ is putting three rounds into you before you could even like Indiana Jones movie is that are those oblivions I'm like that's ████ dope the amount of training that he has is holy crap you know you know with our training at the airsoft field I feel like in War I would probably be one of the first ones dead 100 I might beat you to it you think so dude I'll die quick because I realize there's like campers and then they're just like ████ ████ right I don't think I just ████ it and I just go in so then all these bullets are hitting there you know I should probably take this more like real but it's like when you're too

6:48 scared you just don't think and you shut down and you just go and you probably know like the airsoft's Not Gonna Hurt anyways so you're like ah ████ I just right yeah run up on these Situation's a little different but yeah the grappling day was the same kind the grappling day was really eye-opening because one of the exercises we did was we start from the knees in like a grappling position and then so I have a gun in my waistband he has a knife in his waistband and then you touch hands just like you know any grappling match goes and uh I think what they wanted to demonstrate they didn't tell you the lesson until after so you just go you just go oh so you you know what you're armed with you have like a dummy gun yeah a dummy gun has a dummy knife so as soon as we touch hands the first thing I do is I aim for it because like that's what everyone thinks right all ████ that guy could ████ me up all I need is a gun but I pull my gun out humidity goes two on one on my hand and I'm like it turns into a jiu jitsu match immediately so what they're trying to demonstrate and

7:39 he ends up shooting me with my own gun he whipped pistol rips me a bunch of times he takes his knife out stably 30 times like carotid artery ████ takes off all my nuts like he just wrote history in my ass and then what he was trying to show is uh like what you would normally do yeah he's like what he's trying to show is Jiu Jitsu is literally like in self-defense it's up here if you're in arm's length do the person you have to get dominant position first because people think if I have a gun or I have a knife or ████ nunchucks or whatever the ████ that if you're not in a dominant position the other person will use it against you and even for me that who has done the Jiu Jitsu on and off I didn't even think like that because that was the first thing I wanted just go for the gun yeah I was like oh dude I thought I thought in my mind I thought it was gonna be like this in slow motion I was gonna be able to go like this boom boom boom that's what I thought that's what I

8:30 would think but it wasn't arm's distance he immediately took my gun I'm like oh ████ oh Daddy what's the real move are you supposed to go okay yeah get distance and then shoot yeah the real move is Jiu Jitsu get in a dominant position side mount get his back like get leverage first then use the word exactly as if the weapons don't exist do Jiu Jitsu get an under hug good whatever and then when you have control of the situation then you pull the weapon up so after he's unconscious then gun to the head that's what John Wicked us yeah wow and then you go the dead has been paid yeah so I had like a five minute match with them he just whooped my ass for five minutes and then after this ████ is like six his whole ████ team on me what yeah like well because like I guess like I'm like the the YouTube guy so everyone's like his

9:21 whole team is like all special forced navies or whatever everyone's like salivating oh they're like I want a piece of this guy yeah yeah everyone and then when I first met him when I feel like let's ████ with his dummy when I first met the team it felt like um you know the uh what's the show that goes oh um Family Matters no that's whole house yeah yeah it felt like that it was like hey Bart so that's that guy uh 20 years and Navy Seals like credits you put the jacket over his side so I'm not like ████ like eight eight ████ like Jason eight Jason the Full House of vocal just it's a full house a Navy Navy yeah I was like I was like honestly I was like with these seven or eight fools here I was like you guys think you could take over like Las Vegas and then like they would burn this

10:12 ████ down holy ████ oh there's specifically a unit no no they're all retired guys that came together to help create this company got it yeah what the the Sheepdog response afterwards um yeah after he whoops my ass he tells the other guy come ████ whip my ass and this other dude come ████ whip my ass and then he goes hey you should be able to take him on that guy doesn't even have legs and I see this ████ on Nubs like this look let's go apart like that and then I was like ████ you better watch the ████ out and then I got my legs oh oh what's up oh ████ and then this ████ got me a side mount like this and he's ████ hitting me with his Nubs and ████ would you say that your life was sideways it's upside down because that shakes me out of here

11:03 I came home like babe I got my ass whooped by somebody and then Geo was immediately turned on all right it's like you got jumped in dude he's ████ your name is too easy dude that's so crazy okay yeah so they're all different Special Forces guys yeah all different like with the same goal to like build like better yeah because all of them are like 20 30 like 20 30 years in they're all done wow one of them was Hawaiian his name's Jacob thank you for kicking my ass oh the guy with a beard yeah that guy looks scary as ████ that guy is so ████ cool dude he's like uh he's like all these Polynesian tattoos from Hawaii cool um and he spent like 20 years in the Army and he taught like combatives in the army I knew what my ass the most do that's fun do you miss being a warrior kind of I missed that kind of training

11:53 because I remember like when he told me what the day was going to be where we're gonna grapple grab right to eat and go shoot some guns and do whatever that sounds like a dream I was like dude is this ████ recess or yeah this is your guys's job I'm like this is ████ cool dude what about military life we're like you just train train all the time so that's different like when it's like I think you I think the Special Forces guys get to have fun because they earned it so by that time you get to choose your weapon and you get to you're kind of like Untouchable so like you'll see all these crazy ass photos like Special Forces guys like in Afghanistan wearing Chucks yeah or ████ in like a Mickey Mouse outfit ████ they just look like GI Joe because they have long hair like they have their own dress code like and they could do whatever they want they get to

12:43 have fun they could put lipstick on ████ terrorists and then blast them or do whatever you know they can do all kinds of crazy ████ wow when you're in regular military you can't everyone's like by the Numbers everyone takes a gun out all right everyone's so clear and then there's like 100 people so it's like at the like a regular shooting range you know everyone has to do the same thing at the same time so you didn't get to that enjoyment yeah those guys they've done all that they earned it they're in a special League they can literally go like yo you guys want to ████ jump in a helicopter tomorrow they can do wow damn dude there's a story that Tim Kennedy told um Joe Rogan when I realized I was like oh this ████ is like the real deal he I think he was in Iraq or something like that and he was saying that there was the village that he was staying in and there was I guess some some ████ really bad people through acid on this little girl and she was like obviously ████

13:34 destroyed and really ████ up and they were like all right so next day they found out who did it they pulled up and they killed all of them and I was like what the ████ is this dude like I had no idea that you could even do that was that like an order that they got to do that but I think it's the ████ like tomorrow you want to go on a helicopter type of ████ like yeah it's like that kind of so when you're when you're over there they have very vague orders but also very clear at the same time so for example they'll be like hey you know the whatever XYZ regime like I want that to be gone in like two months and then that's it oh cool let's brainstorm so do I go oh ████ okay so I know this leader actually has a side chick that the main chick doesn't know about can I blackmail this

14:24 chick to assassinate or blackmail you know so how do I topple it from the inside out so when the U.S leaves they think the regime collapsed itself so Tim Kennedy was a Honeypot that ████ like that I don't so don't be able to he seduced the terrorist's girlfriend they'll organize uh whatever strategy they need to make that whole thing like collapse from like the inside out don't be so funny if there's like a there was a pretty boy of the group and he's always the sex spot he's always like he's like the Bear Jew I'm not a fighter but I can romance them so stuff like that they get to have their own jurisdiction you know they could be like oh wait so that was the village leader that we've been trying to establish relationships with the village leader really cares about this little girl so to make sure the village

15:15 believer uh Village leader believe that we have his back we'll get revenge for you so in a unit like that is is there a tactical guide that's not on the field that thinks of these like operations no they're all I think they're all there from what I understand so then they're all that level to like formulate a plan yeah that's crazy when we had Don on I asked them like how are these missions like is it like a general that whatever it goes it's like usually the general gives like one big mission set and then the guys they get together and then they'll literally put together uh they're like okay this is the process we'll gather some Recon we all go out do our own thing so people are on civilian clothes oh I'm a journalist oh picture to show whatever and they gathered all their they take all their data and then they come up with a PowerPoint and then they put their plan together and they brief each other and then they go and execute and then wow and then so the

16:05 that's where the extreme creativity gets the comes into play and then and then how big are the teams and is it always just one like when you say special forces are don't they work together like the Green Berets and then the Navy SEALS or like whatever so it depends on the mission oh yeah it depends on the mission so sometimes if it's like uh if it's like a direct action Mission like Osama Bin Laden like when we killed him that's like so the seals were we only get we have the spotlight on the seals because they're the ones SEAL Team Six comes in with the helicopter they I think they're supposed to like descend from top down and flush all the bad guys out they rehearse they literally rehearse it like it's a basketball drill um but I think the helicopter crashed so um like new plans where they go and they go they actually went upstairs that's what we hear about what also occurs at

16:56 the same time as a bunch of other Special Operations so whether Rangers or Coalition forces from other countries they're securing like the airspace to help assist yeah because Osama could immediately call for help and then five other helicopters come so you have other special ops securing the airspace and everything is based off Intel and the Intel can be faulty people can lie because your spies on both sides yeah so people can be like oh yeah someone's gonna be in building one but he really isn't building three so at the same time the other not as specialized groups but are still special for us because like SEAL Team Six is here then there's the other SEAL Teams and the same thing as like Delta Forces here and the green Breeze are here the uh they attacked building one but the other guys are attacking building two three four five six seven so at the same time like eight buildings are getting ambushed whoa so it's like that's why there's all these

17:46 other guys like maybe this guy from Australia from France or whatever they're all attack it's the same Mission if they have the uh super high value Target like that wow so yeah Tim does all that ████ so like when I'm like eating with them I'm always trying to like look into his eyes to see like the Thousand like miles stairs yeah everybody looks at me I'm just like this and then I'm like and they're even stabbing me up I'm like oh this ████ did this for real yeah yeah you know like the pressure that I feel I'm like oh he's punctured ████ these are vital spots yeah yeah I'm like yeah literally vital spots like ████ boom boom boom and then yeah like just be freaking meditated oh specific areas into my ████ butthole and ████ stab your butthole yeah a couple times

18:36 I'm sure it was the knife that's true that was a very round knife oh God come on it almost felt like a flesh knife you know in the military there's like these different rankings and hierarchies right and these Special Forces Group do they work more like um like a democracy or is there actually like a team leader it's way more democratic the interesting I think everyone has been through the ratchet passage so that is more important than your rank but I wonder how they establish like so if everyone has different ideas on how to execute a mission and then like how they put it all into a pinata and then it might just be like informal hierarchy right it's like everybody's like formally like in a democratic kind of situation but maybe they're just like but we know that ████ is a

19:26 gangster so I'm down to listen we also have positions though so it's like Ocean's 11 where he's the tech guy he's the he's Recon so he's Recon even though like uh whatever research I've done he has the ultimate say when it comes to research this guy is the playing guy like don don is the plain guy so if she hits the fan we gotta make sure uh prior like as soon as if if our plan goes Haywire Priority One is get Don on top of a ████ Mountain so a satellite phone works they have Specialties exactly so everyone has a specialty so they contribute but then they know when ████ hits the fan who's the shot caller for each department that's yeah I just imagine it being that situation where five guys are arguing about the plan it gets all tense and loud and then one guy turns around we're not going to do anything and it's the guy that retired yeah that's a guy that didn't want to come

20:16 back he never talks everyone's like yeah oh my God he's saying something and he's got an eye patch but in in Bart's friend's case they're all retired and then they're all turning around with cigars five chairs five chairs they're all like no we're not doing any of that no we're not no that's my role it's just a ripple effect someone always has to say but that plan suicide and he goes and that's the one they'll least expect you asked Tim Kennedy about that always gonna happen that way [Music]

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