0:00 [Music] since you own your home i think this would be a really like funny thing if this happened to you um over in wales there's a these two neighbors that are feuding uh because they they've been fighting over six inches of real estate between their homes wow that's crazy sales is really small man people say six inches is a lot bruh one guy oh no i'm sorry it's it's a lot it's essex but yeah their house like there's a small i mean there's a fence dividing it and one one of the neighbors believes that it should truly be six inches over i would just say take it don't forget yourself you really want this just go ████ yourself man but but is it like do they live in a 400 square foot home and it's like a small area no it doesn't
0:50 yeah how big are their homes i mean it looks like this like this is that red line you see right there is i don't know the scale but that red line is the where they believe the correct fence oh my god practically like tracing the black line it's very very small but basically what happened is they did not let it go and they continue to litigate over it it's it's already hit three levels of court and the judge is always saying yeah you're right yeah you're right it you should have that six inch you should have that six hits they're all ruling in favor of the guys saying like yeah it should be mine but the the couple that's uh defending it won't stop defending it even though they're losing the case over and over and over that now they have to remortgage their house to pay for the defense that's how petty they are yeah oh my gosh neighbor discrepancy is is so funny like
1:41 my dad uh his old neighbor right behind him he had like this big fruit tree i forgot what fruit it was but then the branches would grow over into my dad's yard and then so my dad's like hey you have to cut it man it's coming over whatever and he goes no don't make it go yo you had a body you cut it and then my dad's like no this is not my problem i don't have tree i don't want to cut it and then he goes no if it go over and my like they're like the the the walls only like four feet tall and so my dad and the other guy are ████ just yelling back and forth and ████ and then i was like um like what's the what's the real problem he's like well the fruits fall and then you have flies and stuff so it actually causes a mess yeah and i'm like well do you also like eat the fruits he goes yeah so i'm like well you're also taking some of the you know the good stuff and then what's funny is they ended up agreeing that they're gonna do it together i was like so like so this is good
2:32 that's the best way to set up a ladder and he has like a chainsaw and my dad's on this side just cutting so i look out the backyard and there's just this ████ this vietnamese transplant and then the guy's like ████ up the cigarette sticking out his mouth and then my dad's cutting it too like that's tight it worked out the tree looked ████ up though because now that they both don't know how to do it ruin the trip right here right the trees like this it's like really close to uh the wall right this side is ████ lush as ████ all of this you know when like old thick branches get cut it's just flat so it looked like a you know like a chick with a side shape yeah yeah it was just it was too based on one side it's like it's like when william's haircut had that wedge yeah yeah yeah it was like that and i'm like damn you
3:22 gotta be arguing over some dumb ████ it's working neighbor drama man i'm so glad i love my neighbors six inches of space yeah just little things like that people like you're gonna you're gonna get bankruptcy over that so they're gonna how would you guys have handled it because i would have been like they're taking the loan out on their house to pay i wanna yeah it's six inches right so i would have been like i'm like hey if you if you want to redo the line go ahead but you pay for the fence yeah well the yeah the weird thing is they said that they've been through a senior county court judge who awarded the case to the people that said that it was rightly theirs like the um the one saying move the fence and then they took it to they appealed it so it went to a high court and they said yeah that's it's fine it stands and then a court above that and they said yeah it stands but they're still trying to fight it what the ████ so there's no limit how
4:14 many more times they're going to go to court as much money as you have you can just keep on i guess keep on doing it it could fit like a nice little flower garden and that's probably why they're like yo dude they're just we can't give up that flower garden it's it's just they want the flower garden that's uh that's a real small flower garden six inches exactly because what is this that's a lot of flowers i want that line um i want the fence moved right and i'm like well if you want a fence move i agree but you got to pay for all of it but then what if they come back and be like nah we got to share this because we're neighbors and it wasn't supposed to be there but i'm like but the fence was there before i bought the house i don't know man yeah those are the people yeah that's the people there's the people that refuse these are the people that are going broke i might just take it dude and then that's the fence that in question oh bro that's so great like they're that petty that they're
5:04 willing to ████ burn their own house down to prove a point i'll just go you take these six inches and then on the wall on this side i paid that okay you can see it from this image but that's basically the fence right here and then this is property one probably two is over here that's so great it's six inches in a yard like that see i'm not like really into massive homes but then this is what i envy about people that have a lot of land is you don't have to ████ with nobody yeah and no you don't have to deal with any of that ████ if you want to be an ████ you want to ████ race go-karts in your backyard if you want to if you want to get your friends over to play like a live music larp to learn yes whatever that's what i do yeah i have a friend that owns a house in montana that he got for like 300 grand you'd be larping over
5:55 there my heart's going to break here no but then he has like 20 acres right because he's like oh i was excited i was exploring i was exploring in my backyard what a waste of space what a waste of land i found a stream i'm like i found a stream there's fresh water there's a stream and then he sent me a story of like ████ these deer that come up to the stream and they're like and i'm like do those deer belong to you too like i guess so they're part of the land dude you should build a water wheel there the ████ that's so dope yeah it's just it just looks like a little dude looks like a postcard let's say like you buy like a normal house like out here in southern california right like a regular 10 million dollars three bed two bath 1.2 million dollar house above asking ████ torrance california right or whatever with that same price you can be a lord
6:45 in montana a yeah you have a whole manner you have a whole ████ estate you can name a stream after you can buy mount rushmore dude that's true [Laughter] you could find a mountain rushmore in your own yard you have a you have hunting ground yeah just four asian dude faces on there yeah ████ you have a palace of versailles dude that's how much ballin you are when you go into a different state so would you guys move to montana hell yeah the midwest is that is that midwest or west coast the north midwest maybe i don't know there's nothing out there but nature so that's probably why dude you guys got to look at real estate 56k dial up though there's that's taking my tick tocks over there one g on your guys got to check out
7:36 millionaire like ranch tour videos montana and wyoming it's the ████ sickest ████ they get these videographers right and then they get these drone shots of like all this they have this like narrator that sounds like a cowboy and they're like i like it already yeah they'll be like white horse ranch located stream that's the tagline or some squatters there's a bunch of squatters there but they don't even know yeah yeah there's a whole commune of squatters ████ whole village but they're like super cool so you're like hey yeah you can stay you could squat on my way roll 400 acres the only squatters you'll have and it's pretty sick dude i know it is it is really cool to see that what you can get in places where there's no like no business being there but it also
8:27 makes me very upset and very sad sometimes i mean just all it makes me do is just dream of an entirely remote career that it doesn't matter where i am the freedom part is sick but then when i talk to my friends that do live there they're like the thing that sucks is the food stuff taco yes there's like if you want anything remotely even good you gotta drive like three hours you rationalize yourself you're like i could live on a farm i could have a farm at my place you know yeah well you can't get banu out there oh you can't get indian food but what you can do is you can be basically like a medieval lord and you you you hire chefs yeah you'll be like you know what i want indian food and then you just squire hey i want an indian restaurant to come over and then you have an indian restaurant that comes over and then they ████ hook you up and then you're like you know what tomorrow we're on mexican
9:17 food so you'd be like hey king taco can you bring over your staff and they fly over and then they cook you that is some richy rich stuff yeah yeah is that how it works i think that's how it works because i was thinking about it when i was grocery shopping the other day and i'm like i don't think melania trump ever walks in to a grocery store and gets like cinnabon or some ████ you know like something i mean there's people in the hollywood hills that don't walk into grocery stores either that's right let's just get everything delivered that's crazy so we got uber deliveries or we got delivery but they got their chef going in there their staff they get all that stuff they cook it they get it ready and then they just have to sit down and eat they don't got to wash dishes they don't have to do a dance one of my one of my friends the the guy that trains timbaland right now he gets his macros and he just doesn't even give it a tim bland he gives it to his chef
10:07 so chef makes all the food that needs to eat for the day all according to his macros and all the timber has to just put in his mouth he hasn't made music in ages yeah that's so true all those checks still paying him ████ dude he doesn't have to live in montana either where does he live where typically florida probably like miami or like some one of the bigger cities there [Music]
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