0:00 Someone left North Korean money at June. >> What? >> In the tip jar. >> Oh ████ >> Yeah. So someone got out. >> Yeah. What the >> I think they bought it like and then they they just pass it around and >> Yeah. In my mind Korean Kim Jong personally >> he came to the store. Loves it. >> All right. You're going to like this question. >> Who? >> You. >> Oh. >> If you didn't have the morals you have. Mm-m. >> What would you change about how you earn money? >> Oh, morales. >> I think I would um >> I would start a porn company. >> What? >> What kind of porn? How would that like uh >> I think some sort of porn hosting site, >> but like it's >> only
0:50 >> it's just for himself. >> It's it's it's it's very competitive >> cuz you know how like 80% of the internet or whatever is just holding porn stores, right? Oh, like you would start your own only fans or something. >> Like 80% of the bandwidth of the internet is used for porn. >> What? >> That's how much like porn human beings uh consume. >> How do you compete with the with the Jewish monopoly of porn? >> I don't think I need to because a pie is so big. >> Oh, I see. >> And then it's one of those where you it's a >> the Asia market. >> Yeah. Like you don't need to you don't need to market it. >> Mr. Juice, >> the product sells itself, right? >> June be porn. >> It's like Only Fans. The person who ever thought of Only Fans is just an extension of porn >> and it just and it's the fastest growing app in history. >> But isn't there like an invisible alliance between the people that own porn sites? >> I don't know. And Only Fans. >> Yeah. And Only Fans.
1:40 >> It could be kind of like all the all the gas gasoline companies and ████ >> Yeah. No, because porn cartel. >> There's Yeah, there's an actual like when you look into all the people that started them and owned them, it's like the same guys. Oh, >> it's like a circle of friends. >> Could be. But it's so to me I think >> the sex industry and then especially with how widespread online can be. >> Um it's a product that sells itself and then it's like crazy rapid and then you tap into people's addictive personalities and I'm like you have a built-in business model. >> All right. Let's say I'm browsing the web looking up porn sites. >> Yep. >> It's like a normal day. >> A normal day. >> And I come across the Bart Quan porn site. What do I see that catches my attention? makes it better than everyone else does. >> Stay longer on this page. Yeah, >> that part I never thought about. >> Do we see you? >> Oh, the cover photos where it's like,
2:32 well, someone's got to do the job and I don't got nobody, so I'm the best man for Do you know men's magazine? Like, check this out, ████ >> Do we see like a power li a powerlift theme? >> Power power powerlifting porn. >> Yeah. >> E like powerlifting naked. >> I think you know what I would do? I think somebody will watch it. I think I would make >> I got to figure out who's behind the algos of Instagram >> cuz you know on Instagram you could ████ talk about Sriracha and then you get Sriracha ads. >> Mhm. >> I would have one where your phone's listening to you >> so it's going to suggest pornos that you they already know you're going to like >> and then you're just constantly addict. So you don't even got to search anymore. It just pops up like oh I know Suban's going to like this and this and this and this. Would you do shorts? So like just just come shots just like 30 second
3:22 videos you just scroll through. >> So like if your favorite bits the insertion you just scrolling and it's just inserting penis inserting penis or if you're all about the come face that's all you're seeing. >> Yep. And I don't know I don't know too much about if it's going to be about watch time or engagement. >> You know how um you know how when you're when you're like watching a full porn there's like one moment where they close up on the guy and you're like oh man >> that's not allowed. All Joe's all in a row right about right when he's about to come. It's like why would you show why it's a super cut? >> That's like why would you show that? >> Time to close the tab. Like ████ ruin my day. >> So annoying. >> What about you? If you had no morals, what would be your uh >> uh medicine? >> Medicine? >> Pharmaceutical drug company? Yeah. >> Oh, >> like what they're doing now, but like
4:13 even crazier. I'll go the cheapest way possible. The most toxicity possible way. How can I go cheap as possible? >> Like you'd be selling fake uh cancer medication or something. >> Everything possible. >> It's too cheerio. >> I'll be fake. I'll be selling everything >> fake just to trick your mind to say you're healing. >> Oh, so you'd be a placebo guy. >> Well, you could also own a crystal shop. >> No, that's just that's just baloney. You know what I mean? Like baloney? That's just Hold on. What? >> That's just donkeys, man. Nonsense. >> Really? A crystal? Yeah, >> this could be a crystal. >> Green crystal, dude. >> Cure your cancer. >> Yeah, >> but this does something. You know what I'm saying? This >> Did I tell you? Did I tell you I brought uh two of my friends? They were from Hawaii. I brought them to the Melrose Flea Market. They were into crystals. There's a crystal table there and then
5:04 uh I thought they would be super excited about it cuz it had a bunch of stuff. But then they said, "Well, there's no point in buying crystals here because they're all used up from people being around them." >> So they they got to like go dig for their own crystals. >> They said that the crystals have lost their charge because they're out in the open around too many people. >> Can you just like recharge it? Can you recharge crystals? >> I don't know. >> But they were like not impressed. They were like, "No, these would have no power in them." >> Damn. >> They could feel it. >> I guess >> that's just going too deep. Or you >> That's bologoney. It's not like when these like people are mining them out the ground with like slave labor and ████ in these like random countries that that's not losing its >> I know >> it's good vibes and charge. >> Dude, you want to know my idea which I actually had before I had morals? >> Yeah. What is it? >> I was going to start this is like when I was uh maybe like 18. I was going to
5:55 start a musical therapy practice. >> How is that moralist? Because it's ████ What I was going to because because you know It's not ████ That's real. I used to work in hospice and they people needed that. >> Yeah, but it's I know that people will consume the music people are going to consume it like and feel the worth, but I will know it's ████ is why >> cuz what I was going to do cuz you know like I'm a ████ piano bar guy. Like I can I can play based on whatever the ████ So then I would just have someone tell me their problems and would translate into music to ████ heal them. >> Yeah, that's amazing. >> It's ████ But no, but but that's kind of cool, right? >> But what if you make them feel good? Cuz what if like a hook >> be ████ when you have to spend a lot of money? >> I know it's ████ >> But the feeling is true for them though. Does that make it ████ >> You know what's his feelings to be? >> Yeah, that's the only thing is I don't
6:45 believe in it. I don't believe it's it's real to me because the therapy isn't for you, Ryan. >> Yeah, but I don't believe in it at all. >> So, are you pro hookery? >> What? >> Because snake oil. >> Because if hookers, it's not real to them, but it's real to the client. >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I mean, the client knows that when they're buying. >> No, they're coming for reals. >> They're really coming. >> They don't think that the hooker's actually into them. >> No, but they know they're they're making them come. >> Like like it it makes me like I would be ashamed >> because I feel like I'm I'm like pedalling uh >> Yeah, but what if it works? Cuz placebo is pretty strong. It can get people to like believe that it's working and then they feel better. So whether you know that it works or doesn't work, if they're healed, >> I think it's hypocritical because I
7:35 would make fun of them for doing something like that. >> Yeah. So you could laugh your way to the bank. >> Sock them for doing that. >> So that's what makes you like you have morals is you can't laugh your way to the bank. >> But then I really what what like I was set on like I created that model. I was like I didn't know anyone that was doing it at the time. This is like 2001. And I was like that's easy. Like people would just sit there like a therapist. Like I would be like a therapist and I would just sit there and play what you feel out back to you. That is the gayest ████ I could think of. >> No, it's not. I highly disagree. >> Really? >> Yes. >> If you think if he's doing it to scam them, it's >> I'm doing it to make money. Yeah. >> But just because you're doing it to make money doesn't mean that you're scamming them because that's what a business is. You're doing something to make money. You're providing a service or a product. But what if like I I kind of equated it to like a a bad chiropractor
8:27 >> cuz like you're not bad at music though >> because people >> because people walk away going, "Oh, I feel so much better." But like if that guy knew that he was just bullshitting, I find it like whack. >> But there you're talking about like that's like I feel like that's more connected to like a science or biology. you, but what you're providing is creativity and something that kind of like hones into someone's emotions and that's much more it's much more intangible. Like you can't >> How can you tell someone that they don't truly feel something? >> I think he cares about his own intentions. >> I think it's me. It's it would hurt me more that they that they're into >> It's not that music uh therapy is complete ████ doesn't work, but it's because he doesn't believe that it works. So, his intentions are not pure
9:17 going into it. >> Yeah. I don't It's like I don't believe that I'm really doing anything. >> I see. >> How does music make you feel when you listen to music? >> Pretty good. >> Oh, well, that's ████ fake. >> That's pretty funny. >> That is not true. >> You think Prince cares about you, Ryan? He just want to make millions of dollars. >> It's crazy. >> Scamming you every day. >> I just That's what I mean. The only thing standing in the way of that is literally my my own personal like ethics and morals. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I don't think it's a bad >> I don't think that's as bad as dealing drugs. >> Yeah. >> You know, and so >> is that what you would be doing? >> Oh, I've done it before. >> But is that what you' be doing now? >> No. I think if I was moralist, I cuz at that time I actually had a set of morals >> cuz I wouldn't touch the harder stuff. >> Oh, well, I did ecstasy, acid, that
10:07 would be harder. uh weed. But then I was against uh cocaine and meth. >> Oh, that's good. >> Because I thought I thought, well, for one, I don't like dealing with those kind of customers cuz they just call you throughout the night and they always have a reason to like >> Yeah. And they'll start stealing. >> Yeah. They'll either steal or try to suck your dick and I don't want either one >> else to like get your ████ Yeah. >> Uh we customers, they're always chill. XZ customers are really happy. So, I like them. They're really cool. Would you change the way that you operate June be if you had no morals? >> Oh, a thousand%. >> Really? How? >> But I care too much about people. Like, so you would just like water everything down. >> Dude, I care about everyone like involved. Like I care about my partners. I care about everything. Like I'd probably run a different business through it, you know, like drugs or something or or it'll be a front
10:58 >> health prostitution. >> Yeah. Because the food industry only has like I think at best 15% margins. When you're doing illegal ████ what you want to do is 100% margins. You want to So when you have no more, it's like why do you work so hard? And I was thinking about this when I was >> the corrupt officials that helped you run. >> Yeah. It's free. Like all you got to do is have a place of power and be like, "Okay, if you pay me, then >> whatever." Right. But I was thinking the ultimate like gangster boss is actually Kim Jong-un >> because >> he literally owns everything in that country. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And so he controls from like every piece of action like let's say there's a seafood business that they have in North
11:49 Korea all the way down to the dark money. They do counterfeit cash. They they they make meth everything he owns. >> They also have like the best hackers in North Korea. >> Yeah. Right now they have a scam going on where the uh North Korean gig workers. It's not even a scam. They'll they'll be virtual assistants and do remote work, right? They'll program, they'll do all the jobs for Silicon Valley. And then when they get their paycheck, they get like they get to keep like 10% and 90% goes to uh the North Korean government. >> 10%. >> Yeah. And you know how much they get paid? this one guy, he's like a defector. I saw him on uh this podcast and he was saying like he was um his father was like a CEO of some import export company in North Korea and his salary was a dollar a month. >> Holy ████
12:39 >> Yeah. No, that's broke >> a month. Broke as ████ >> But he says like the government gives you like an apartment. They give you all this ████ right? >> It's only 12 months in a year. You $12 in, >> bro. Right. >> Think of that. >> ████ >> But he owns like literally everybody. >> God. >> So imagine that's like the most like you can do >> tax from that. >> I know. >> Yeah. >> You get taxed on the $1. >> You only get 25 cents take home 401k. >> That's the level of like >> dude, the Italian mafia doesn't even have that. >> Yeah. Yeah. True. True. True. >> So like you can literally tell people there's a coal mine. Uh, two million of you are going to work there. How much do you get paid? Paid. You get You're lucky you get fed. It's all free labor. >> Oh, no, no, no. But I saw protesters say
13:30 that it's actually freer there than it is in America. Okay. >> Oh, okay. Fair enough. >> That's true. >> I don't know, man. But I I was like, I don't know how >> much more gangster you get more than that. Like, that's full. You're like a pharaoh and you have the slaves building a pyramid for you. Like, that's modern day. >> No one can leave. They can't leave. Yeah, >> that's what you would want. >> I wouldn't want it, but if I didn't have any morals, I would say like what's stopping me from going to >> Yeah. I think the only thing that would suck though is um the attention and the power also he can't leave his country. So I want to do that but invisibly. >> So like Oh, like America. >> Yeah. So in America, you can enjoy all of the fruits of >> western freedoms and and luxury and you
14:20 can move in and out, you know, >> and no one's ever heard of you. It's beautiful. >> Yeah. But if you're Kim Jong-un, >> yeah, you could have everything, but like you you can't go anywhere. You can't like >> what do you have a train, you know, like to go everywhere. Like you don't you don't you can't be in Bali and like >> Yeah. >> You know, >> I bet you he does. >> Yeah. Someone was in Hawaii. Someone left North Korean money at June. >> What? >> In the tip jar. >> Oh ████ >> Yeah. So someone got out. >> Yeah. >> What the hell? >> I think they bought it like and then they they just pass it around and ████ like >> Yeah. In my mind the North Korean >> the North Korean man Kim Jong personally >> he came to the store loves it.
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