0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one forcast in the [Music] world so this is a funny statement but I'm sure it'll lead into a very intellectual discussion here on JK uh there's a GOP congressman who has claimed that the Bible has been banned in America for 60 years right rep Burgess Owen it's that all the ████ hotels what are you talking about you're right you're right did you know that the hotels don't do that it's a crew they're like a the B they're like a Bible crew yeah it's a Bible crew and plant them in hotels no there's a name
0:50 like you yeah they literally the Bible Brigade The Bible Brigade it's the name of their crew is actually on that Bible I forgot the name of it but but when you open it up Bible Brigade it's the Bible Brigade we're actually a Christian they leave it in every single ████ drawer they just they just go and I was like they physically do it themselves in every I don't know about that I like to believe that they do like they check into every room I don't know that's a lot of money that a lot of money it's a lot of paper a lot of leather were smart they would just wait to see the housekeeping girls just leave the room for a second I didn't think that through but I would it was because it's written on the Bible this was placed by Bible Brigade Bible Brigade Bible Brigade did and I was reading that like oh work so well I have to say it slow
1:40 too cuz I almost want to say barbell I haven't seen it these days not like when I used to all the time pandemic shut him down yeah took him out of business what it is yeah yeah or maybe you've been going to nicer hotels they don't have it at the Ritz no really they don't have Bibles in the rits I don't they usually have they they have it at the ones where I think you're doing the sins at ah okay but I go to those too yeah I go to those the crack ones yeah the radas the Bibles next to the Cockroaches the cockroach is actually reading the Bible John 316 they love John 3:16 bro that's their favorite so yeah this rep appears to believe that the Bible has been banned in the US since 1963 the congressman made the W claim morning during a house
2:31 sub subcommittee on Early Childhood Elementary and secondary education hearing about banning explicit content from school libraries do you guys remember well I I think the discussion that is interesting here is I remember there was once a time where um the Christians believed that under a Christian Nation uh our school education system wasn't getting a fair representation of like the nation's values through Christianity because they were choosing to teach teach like physical sciences which was like contradictory specifically to like Christian core foundations and stuff and saying that like you know cuz that the argument was like oh you shouldn't be putting religion on the kids they're like well you're putting science on the kids in in a school curriculum which is the anti you know what I mean so that was kind of a conversational argument at the time so just the idea that we all
3:22 grew up with probably a lot more of a Christian foundational like you know cuz I even got The Beginner's Bible when I was a kid too at like a monori and stuff like that but now I don't know what the kids are getting like maybe barking answer like what taica is receiving in schooling and stuff like that is there a Christian Nation foundation not at all like his stuff is just well I also feel like I don't think I got any Christian stuff cuz I went to regular public school and I don't remember any talk of any religion and then when I went to a private elementary school that uh was Christian you had a specific like either beginning of the day or end of day like Bible study and then um yeah and so that was like night and or day difference like singing hymns and ████ like that and I remember going back into a public school and there was no mention of Christianity at all that was my
4:12 experence the Pledge of Allegiance in the morning right where everybody stood up and still had under God but that's not Christian that's the Pledge of Allegiance still under God but our dollars say In God We Trust that's what I'm saying that's what it is yeah foundational Christian yeah there's like this this underlying oh yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure oh like that yeah so at taica school um that's one thing I was actually worried about I was like ████ I don't know if these ████ woke ass schools like if they're going to be programming like these kids I went to one of their uh school plays and in the beginning of the school play taica did the Pledge of Allegiance I was like good good American values keep that up and then they have their own um they had their own School Allegiance ████ too it was like we work hard we play hard and we always have fun or something like that I'm oh TI what a disproven guy
5:04 ████ I don't want any ████ 5-year-old saying that ████ yeah inappropriate lame do they not do that anymore at school the Pledge of Allegiance all kids think that you're saying invisible invisible I don't know I feel like a lot of the woke ass schools might have a way different they probably don't even sing outlook on on school allegiance to the rainbow flag funny ████ though if anyone who's been to like hardcore Christian School growing up probably had the same thing cuz by I guess they're required to still teach science even though like we believe you know God created us reluct but it's like rock science they teach the EV they side comments while they do it yeah they do it so sarcastically and like it's so funny our teacher would be like all right so we're going to cover the science part now get this guys they think we came from monkeys and we
5:56 evolved like they're so like uh s█████ about it when they say it it's like it becomes like a standup thing and everyone's laughing you see this yeah they call it gravity I call it God's power dude he's killing our science teacher is killing I kind of want to sit through one of those classes here you have to like learn some a little more science and every time they make it like a funny thing and we all just laugh it's so weird I think it is a part of the curriculum like the standardized if you want it to be a credited school so there's two different Christian Schools I went to Christian private school the one that we went to and another one that I went to with Tim delto and it's exactly like that you have to have a science class right and then they'll kind of say well get this and then they'll joke about it and I remember this one teacher she was like so uh this whole Evolution thing right
6:47 where's the missing link like if we came from monkeys there's no Missing Link they still can't find it but somehow they think we come from monkeys yeah their favorite thing was to say that us to love that she'll be like like the teacher will go well what why are monkeys still around kids why do we still have them and we're all like kids we're like I don't know sounds crazy right you're like six like yeah we're not monkeys like you guys are ████ idiots you guys don't know anything I remember in preschool uh every year during Christmas time we would do the Nativity Play right and I I remember Hela wanted to be one of the three kings but I ended up getting the shepherd yeah you're Bal time yeah just being not happy about it cuz like my friend would get like the Kings and they would get come in holding these like jewelry boxes but I would just hold a ████ stick you know what
7:38 I mean pissed off but I'm I'm thinking about this growing up and I'm like I wonder what my parents thought just growing up Buddhist but like needing to be a part of this program and singing ████ Christian hymns and stuff it seems like are Buddhist people more chill about that than like my parents are super chill I feel like Buddhists are the most chill when it comes to yeah you can be both like I've never heard of any other religion where you could be like yeah you could dabble in whatevers bro like yeah Buddhism is like well we don't even got a god it's more like a way of thinking dude that's pretty tight I like that I flip-flop I remember the first time I went to a Christian School it was like it was such a culture shock for me and we I think during the I forgot I think it was like towards Christmas they gave everybody like matah bread or something like that like cuz I think the the story was like oh this is what they ate during
8:29 this time we say matab BR I just remember being like what the ████ is this I I was like it's it's hella random cuz I just and I didn't when I went to Christian School I didn't know my parents didn't prep me for anything they didn't tell me what the ████ Jesus Christ was I didn't know anything nck is like praying is this how you pray yeah no seriously like okay this how and then they tell us about we'd have to like learn Jonah and the whale and the way they'd be talking about it wasn't like it was a story it was more of like or like a fable it was more of like this ████ happened and during the time I just I couldn't wrap my head around it I just was like do you guys really think this guy got swallowed by a whip you didn't go ████ that's what happened to Pinocchio not you yeah just yelling out ████ in class ████ it's a wooden boy it's not Jonah it's Pinocchio that's
9:19 crazy to get no prep whatsoever no prep and I just was like okay so Samsonite had like long hair and it made him strong I was like what I was like Sam Samsonite whatever how old were you huh I was in sixth grade oh yeah that's a little older to be shocked into it that's your fault yeah that's my fault that's your fault you shouldn't you should have gate weighed a little bit into Christianity by then like how you're just ignorant dude I've always had friends that would invite me to their Church like growing up it was just like Youth for Christ stuff yeah like they'll be like hey you want to sleep over the weekend I'm like yeah and then but like but we have to go to church and I'm like all right and then so uh you know we already we already went to church but at the time there were you know we went to church on Saturday so I had a double ████ church but then it was different that's tough double church but Sunday churches are way more fun though you know that
10:10 was more fun it was why was it more fun cuz it wasn't Catholic that's why oh yeah they had the fun ████ cathol Catholic Church is long bro oh that's what I grew up in oh yeah yeah Catholic Church oh the Filipino stuff yeah but my grandma cooked for the the church oh the oh that's true we always had food it was so good dude I went to like more of like a Catholic based funeral and then they do they say in Spanish the whole a a Maria whatever the whole ████ like they they say that Latin I don't know that's what it said on the the pamphlet that they where everyone says like amen like five times whatever yeah everyone standing up it's Latino that ████ takes so ████ long dude yeah how long does it take oh yeah that ████ that probably a couple like it's pretty long if you been to a Buddhist thing if you been to a Buddhist thing Buddhist ones are long I don't know but
11:00 but when someone passes away they do it like s days in a row no cuz I I went with geot toath and they hold all the beads they hold all the beads and say it every time and then like and sometimes when they're in the funeral like you get a couple people who are like I know my ████ words everyone else is kind of saying it quietly but they're kind of like the one person hell dude they're spitting their ████ thing holy Mary Mother of God yeah yeah some some some yeah bro and you're just sitting in there like oh my god when does this ████ stop and it lasts forever and then they go again and then my grandma's just there with the rosary and she's going like this every time we say one oh man and I didn't know what they were doing like holding the beads and then like an hour in I'm like oh every time she says it she's going down the beads and there still the other side and I was like oh ████ this is going to take forever and we got to come back
11:50 tomorrow and the day after it was so long bro I have friends that when they have relatives that die they're gone for like the next several days and they're just like I got to go they probably praying because you have to meet up every day for like however long and then oh we got to prayer we got prayer you know damn it's not even like a relative they close to it's just they just do that but low keilo the the pondu set that they give you and the afterwards it's work there a mar right it kind of hits bro it hits harder at a funeral kind of that's what that's what you're thinking of more salt from the tears like sad bro it's I was EA these these these the PES and I was like oh my God these are Del ious I love funerals and you're like you said we got to come back tomorrow too I was like h no and TI was like shut up stop being so loud about it I was like compliments to the
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