0:00 [Music] a utah man has been arrested on accusations he started a wildfire while trying to burn a spider with his lighter oh yeah with the spider outside of his log cabin that was connected to a row of hay that went to the forest i wish i wish it was that link that sounds like some ████ a kid would ████ do huh i wonder if he lit the spider on fire and it was one of those furry ████ and so it was like a match and the spider ran away into a ball of hay yeah oh like arachnophobia oh ████ i'm assuming he fully missed the spider maybe like burned his own fingers like ow threw the ████ lighter away and just burned some other guys get carried away i think you're carried away with that power as usual we don't know what happened to the spider oh ████ sorry i'll tell you that right now it's all
0:50 good we have no clue we have no clue what happened to spiders so the spider's not alive we don't know we don't know um but he was hiking on monday on whatever they say monday this school is burning a spider on a hike it's not even in your house the ████ is wrong with you hiking in the foothills south of salt lake city near spring the springville which is a city over there and and uh he acknowledges taking out his lighter and starting the fire but didn't explain why he was trying to burn the spider he just saw it they didn't pepper spray this fool that just sounds like some guy ████ yeah or it's like i wonder why he admitted that exactly or it sounds like a cover-up yeah exactly he was trying to start a forest fire and then he had successful it sounds like a freestyle story like you couldn't think of what to say i was trying to burn uh a spider he doesn't want his parents to know that he was smoking a joint oh he's a little pothead he's 26 years old yeah don't you guys
1:41 feel like in in the current uh for lack of a better term climate of the world starting a forest fire isn't that like one of the worst crimes that could possibly happen like that yeah plus like global warming and like our ecosystem just getting ████ if you start a forest fire that's like almost worse than murder well this is this is in utah though bro this isn't this ain't gonna be a forest fire they got a lot of trees too but you know what it's a wildfire you said they're only six years old no he's 26. oh 26. i was like six he's six he was hiking alone almost six years old this one needs a death penalty he's a scrappy little fella he's true and this is just an average guy he's not like a ████ crazy crackheader so he was found with a jar of marijuana in his belongings that's it told you dude told you it was a ████ pothead but he didn't appear to be high said the sheriff who who uh arrested who joined him in smoking
2:32 because he sobered up when he saw the fires what happened i just want to see how like a wildfire started i just want to watch this scenario of like because a lot of times in la you hear about like a homeless guy or a homeless encampment started a fire and he left it i just want to see how that spreads into the ████ there's a malibu there's a fire next to jill's mom's house literally every like three to six months so i'll just hang out over there and i'll just observe yeah and it's because so there's like a homeless encampment like pretty much like like you see that purple wall yeah like if this was gio's mom's house there's like a homeless enchantment there and there's like three or four of them and then behind them it's like this empty warehouse and sometimes you'll just see like a slow like embers i don't know if they're trying to keep warm or whatever sometimes it's like a faulty electrical outlet and uh and sometimes they'll get really big and
3:22 then the the firefighters come and then they're they're annoyed too because they're like ████ they know how it starts yeah like ████ outta ████ put this ████ out because that guy right there no one will take care of him or yeah you know there's a fire like every day in downtown downtown l.a i put i've had to run out with my own extinguisher and put the alley out because because like some guy just really no reason at all just saw a pile of trash and just wanted to burn it just ████ random sky stuff dude and that's when i realized that one of those tanks of like the fire extinguishers there's barely anything in that ████ oh you didn't walk through all of them i had i went through the whole ████ tank and that ████ wasn't even close to being out there's not that much you that's why when they tell you when you have to stock fire extinguishers they get the biggest one they really mean that ████ bro the small one ain't gonna do nothing i had the medium one and that ████ was gone they can't figure that ████ out yet
4:12 was it bigger than this one no that's that's good there's a good one i think so okay mine was the one right below that and i just even that's not gonna have that much you're not gonna put out a real ████ fire with that really nah i thought that thing still works probably ████ older than i am you you'd have to i mean that's good for like if you're is this an expiration date yeah it probably is it says 2016 oh ████ oh we're still good if you're getting a fire that's just started but if it's already burning you're not ████ doing that well if that's expired do you think can we sit on like the rolly chairs outside and still see if we can shoot like go anywhere can we please do that actually yeah that'd be tight don't just throw that away we gotta try that but when that ████ when you breathe it in it ████ oh yeah it just sucks but will we will we no propelled probably stupid guy ████ i got a buddy who had pepper spray i mean guys are ████ we're so stupid
5:03 i got a buddy who had pepper spread and then he like he like thought it would be funny if he shot it at his own leg so he shoots his own leg with it and i'm standing like as close as anthony is to me right now and he shoots in love with it and i immediately like get to win it's gonna get you yeah he'll get you he did it indoors no we were outside okay but he still shot his own leg with it out of nowhere he's just like look i'm like what is that he's like it's pepper spray so you check it out what did he think it's gonna be a laser and just stay in that spot i don't ████ know but why did you do that to your own leg so then he's like ah ████ ████ ████ and then i'm like coughing my ass off i had no idea who's even gonna do that that's why because it's kind of funny it is pretty ████ funny it's like jackass do you miss doing guy ████ because i feel like we do still do it but then we don't like we don't do it as crazy i don't even jump in my pool if i think
5:53 it's i'm going to get in there and shiver you know what i mean i like getting there slowly now like when you're older you just don't you just don't want to ████ suffer at all yeah i never stopped doing guys ████ dude either i want to burn myself i think i still do it because remember we were we were golfing back here and then bart almost cracked the ████ neighbor's window i was like you know what i ████ miss doing ████ like this yeah and the first thing he says is man but it feels so good to hit the real ball right the ping pong ball doesn't do it it's like i get it doesn't get your rocks off nah nah dude the last time i did some real guys ████ is i collected all the trimmings of my palm tree and then i sweeped up all of the debris and then i put it in a bonfire and i made the world's largest ████ fire that i could ever possibly make oh that's tight where was this but it was like a responsible
6:43 guy ████ yeah you know what's a good reason to have to do guy ████ once you have a kid why like taika had this little dinosaur that he said died so he wanted to like dig a hole in the backyard and bury it and then of course mom's not there so he was like trying to dig and i was like do you want a shovel and he goes you just see his eyes light up like oh ████ we're going to use grown-up stuff for kid stuff and i dug him like the biggest ████ hole ever and he was so ████ happy just to do like take whatever he's doing but add like adult energy into it yeah and he buried a toy yeah did he leave it there or was he like i need to bring him back a little no he was dead because mom killed his dinosaur oh at least he's sticking to it at least he knows the dinosaur's blowing the ████ ground i agree with that 100 are you gonna like elevate it you're gonna like you know secretly re-dig it back up put like bones there and stuff
7:33 like that let's put oil dude oh that's dope yeah put a ████ put it put a gas a gas can this is fossil fuel son and then build one of those mini pumps i just ████ take this start fracking in your backyard yeah dude you should start doing that man get a hoes start blasting that ████ that's what they do is they blast shale with water right teach him not to rely on foreign ████ oil yeah yeah you need a house only a that's a teaching moment right there that is opportunity when i was a kid i used to just go on my dad's shed and like dig a hole and then just find stuff that i think would burn and then i would go into like his shed because he had a bunch of chemicals in there and i'd be like okay what's flammable and i'll grab this i'm like oh that's good i like paints whatever and i would just spray things set it on fire and just make a little fire pit i was probably like 11. why did a sound
8:23 engineer have so many chemicals uh breaking bad he uh also does meth nice you might not have a drug problem but thank you my favorite way to start fires was ████ magnifying glasses oh that's the best two right i never got to do it dude so ████ fun and then i get a piece of paper and i get like black crayon or like a black pen and just ████ make it really really really dark and that burns it quicker oh nice dude let's get some magnifying glasses for the office let's get the biggest one we could find let's get our names engraved and then we'll have our own because you know you could do it the paper will smoke but it burns way quicker when you make it black dude think about how much we'll take our walks the next level if we're setting ████ on fire no i'm gonna i'm gonna check what's on amazon all the vitamin d we're gonna get somebody's sick man i'm down burn everything how long do you think we can point the magnifying glass
9:15 at our arm before it starts yeah before somebody's a ████ and says no no no no yeah that's the good second second i've done that before seconds yeah like when you have it like really focused if you go like this it's like ████ seconds yeah it burns i accidentally i remember the boy scouts i was doing that and then i i didn't realize i was holding it and burned a hole in my pants boy pants are expensive you got to go to the store they got a monopoly on that ████ those green ones huh the green cargo pants yeah man ████ gun control we need to control them s████ extra magnifying semi automatic magnifying glass yeah semi automatic you just buy it like that i heard that's how they used to ████ attack other ships back in the day yeah where they just ████ magnifying that ████ and they just point it at that ship and start burning it that's so dope they just point out the ocean get all sea for all the seafood and stuff just cook the sea boiled seafood comes to the top
10:05 calamari i mean if they'll shock the fish why not burn them and you just start eating it with this [Music] you
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