0:00 [Music] not to brag but everybody in this room is you know basically famous right we're known around the world we're internationally recognized for example and just I off the top of my head I was in Sweden one time I was getting on to a subway car train car whatever they call them in Sweden I got recognize what do they what do they say to you guten docon whatever the ████ Steve Green yeah yeah yeah I'm big ████ fat damn I was at Starbucks they called my name for my coffee so I think they recognize me too famous I I Loki actually got recognized from JK once really yeah where at the at last year's International fight week I was sitting I sat and there was a kid
0:51 next to me and he kept staring at me and I was with my friend Josh and Josh even goes dude this kid keeps looking at you and he goes hey aren't you Alex from JK news I was like oh oh ████ yeah what's up man was he shaking no was he like I almost committed suicide not yours but like hey he saving suicide victim dud I'm pretty sure you you know when you guys go to Hawaii you guys get re of that but when I went to Hawaii after that first podcast as soon as I walk into an ABC Store the guy goes hey hey I know you and I was like what the ████ he's like you're from JK I was like what the ████ so can you imagine would have happened if me barter Gill walk in that stor dude everybody would everybody that guy would have lost this ████ hey me and Ryan were walking down downtown at the
1:41 Tha market and some guy just stares at us for a long time like this and goes what JK damn that's tight I think the biggest trip for people are like like like let's say they were on the bus watching JK news and then they get off the bus stop and they see us or like they're walking around and then like they just finished watching this morning and then now they're like going to work or whatever and then they see us those I think that's the biggest trip for them they get off the bus in Hawaii they look they they just watching this then they look up at Juni where they went to stalk you and they're like oh coincidence would but that be the easiest way right is to June be yeah pretty much for you for them in Hawaii so as famous people right who are burdened with un unfortunately sometimes it's like I'm
2:33 out in public and I'm like I'm not ready to take a picture with you or whatever right so imagine wanting to spend a day in the life of you know you're a famous person but then you're like you have to use prosthesis in order to make yourself not look famous you could experience like Michael Jackson famous like Kevin Bacon famous you're not that famous Kevin BAC is not famous if he went to Taiwan nobody going to know that's probably true no I don't think that's true dude I think he's huge in if he wi about all the degrees of Kevin Bacon though that's a whole thing it started from him he's in everything yeah okay but all right if he went yeah to La okay nobody going to know who the ████ okay you got me Joe goes to ████ you know what I mean that's what I'm saying white guy oh ████ that looks like Kevin
3:23 Bacon that's true I actually got off the plane in Taiwan and these people who had no idea who the ████ I was wanted to take a pictures of me just cuz I was a white dude like Liam niss you're taken so Kevin Bacon got a a special effects makeup person to make him a fake face and he went around the The Grove oh and like just experienced life for a date and he's like it ████ sucked really well cuz normal The Grove is not even normal people rich people kind of go to gr sucks though dude wait wait wait he said it sucked he said it sucked doing this being a normal person yeah yeah yeah oh that's kind of weird what do you mean what what do you mean it's check this out so he says I'm not complaining but I have a face that's pretty recognizable oh boo kind of sounded like Steve Green a little bit he says putting my hat and glasses on is only going to work to a certain
4:13 extent uh agreed so then he says to be able to truly be unrecognizable went to special effects makeup artist had consultation and asked him to make me a prosthetic disguise then he went to the Grove he says nobody recognized me nobody recogniz me people were kind of pushing past me not being nice nobody said I love you I had to wait in line I to I don't know buy ack no said I love you think about that think about that every day you're being told I love you I love you make it oh my God I love you what a crazy reality huh isn't that wild so he's like he's like it suck being a normal person no one flash me their titties nobody said sign my titties nobody jerked me off of the bathroom this sucks have you guys ever signed titties what yeah like just walking down the street someone shows me their titties like at
5:03 Vicon or some ████ you signed some titties no I think I did I never signed no titties I think I signed High though I signed extra high cuz I was scared yeah yeah that might be I might get nervous I don't think I ever signed no titties I don't think I would I signed High don't worry about it maybe guy titties yeah you would get guy titties some mommy milkers right there D I'll sign those uh so yeah he says you know I had to wait in line to I don't know buy a ████ coffee or whatever I was like this sucks I want to go back to being famous especially if you're Kevin Bacon did he just rip it off guys I've been hiding this whole time it's Kevin I can't take it anymore from 7° recognize me imagine watching a guy rip his own face off and then he's like it's me Kevin Kevin Bacon we like oh okay oh Jesus oh oh Christ covering your kid eye I would have been like you whack bro what was that you know what funny I can't think of a movie a Kevin Bacon movie off the top of my head yeah death
5:53 sentence Foot Loose Foot Loose besides that one though you know Foot Loose besides foot loose but he is super famous cuz I feel like he's he's one of those guys if he cameoed in a movie everyone's like oh but I don't remember the movies that he's in exactly he was just in something with the Guardians of the Galaxy as Kevin Bacon oh yeah but I didn't watch it I don't know so he says uh he also says Fame was something he always wanted e even as a kid he's like my father his name is Edmund bacon he was an urban planner he was famous in Philly which in some ways is a small pond but for me it was a big pond I saw him get recognized one he walked down the street and seeing it was definitely a big driving force in my life and frankly I wanted to be more famous than him and you can lay me down on the shrink couch we could talk about there for a while but he was definitely a motivator for me so yeah wow imagine being like it's
6:43 not like he's OJ Simpson famous who probably should have got a prosthetic face yeah yeah that would be good right cuz he's just going down the street You're a murderer a restaurant just eating spaghetti and stuff and people like ████ you and they spit at him and oh ████ yeah think about that hey talking about Adam Sandler just walking into restaurants and playing basketball in New York how cool is that he came into he came into M when I was when I was working in Pasadena what yeah I met Adam Sandler um Kevin James we had to close the place down right um it burned down yeah Rob Schneider was there too what and then um they were all hanging out just eating real chill they said bye to every Adam Sandler said bye to every single staff member before he left that's nice usually when I'm I'm walking down the street people just are looking at me cuz
7:33 they're looking at my ears cuz they are like I forget how like crazy they look sometimes so people are always kind of giving me like what I perceive as dirty looks a lot but I have to remember that like I have ████ really freaky they don't understand but I found a hack and I wear over the ear headphones and they don't look at you they don't look at me at all so you got Beats by Beats by Dre on your head and I just blend in dude nobody even looks at me no well ever since we got this ████ thing and it's summertime I get weird looks now and I'm like what the ████ are you looking at dude I'm like what the ████ are you looking at and then I don't realize they're glaring at my tattoo cuz like why is a ████ white dude have this when people are when people are snickering near me and I'm wearing shorts I get self-conscious I go oh ████ laugh my tattoo they probably think I look so cool you got something there yeah your legs I do no the other legs oh yeah I tattooed a skull and snake on
8:23 myself is that recently oh no that was like a long time ago it's a faded D yeah ta still ask me go why do you two of the same tattoos that's hilarious even he know put together recently people have been glaring at me because of this thing cuz it's shorts it's short season like they just go I just get extra level of like I don't know I feel like it's a perfect amount of if it doesn't feel like God level Fame but like respect and like oh you you did fun ████ versus like you're such a celebrity to the point where you can't even enjoy normal life yeah and according to that he thinks normal life sucks but I love normal life like I love being invisible yeah for real and then being in front of an audience when I choose to well cuz we're people Watchers
9:14 by trade we love people watch me yeah it would kill me to like if I couldn't go up and down the Vegas Strip or just Wy ke just walking around watching tourist and ████ like it would kill me because I'm like man I want to go and see like ridiculous humans just living I used to be so tortured by my fame but now I've embraced it I had to grow into it big boy ████ you know hey hey hey put the big boy pants on you're embracing it now you have to embrace it maybe there was a little bit of impostor syndrome there yeah I was well I was just I had to shed my skin you know yeah I want the complete opposite now what do you want what do you want go straight into private just like I I wish I didn't have anything was just me you areed yourself because of this background check can you talk about that yet no not yet
10:04 not yet not yet not yet not yet background check yeah not yet I don't want that too easy to get he's trying to work for the Trump campaign oh I see he's trying to be the VP I you with mat cam no you know I just want to be wearing the nice vest jeans and cool uh careful boys hat someone takes a picture of us gang unit yeah careful boys oh yeah but it's just a dream we should get hats do we have hats probably somewhere okay go on merch.com Justa news hey
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