0:00 so then what was she thinking is that someone's going to take that piece and go cuz they always they always go like so love CH oh they got to sexualize it dude checkm you [Music] dirty all right remember how recently we were talking about murders and stuff like that right you were talking about that I didn't I don't want to talk about sash I want talk no double news guys there's this Russian chess player who allegedly poisoned her rival before the match why Russians always Isen Style baby what the
0:50 ████ Ken's part Russian isn't she dude chess people don't ████ around dog what do they not do ████ around I don't around she's KGB dude they're ████ super serious I can see that look just look at her Russian like a Russian her real name's Oxana wait let me see her eyes you do look like a Russian that don't around you can be Russian you could be a Russian assassin if we put you in a jumpsuit bro you so Russian she kind of is in a jumpsuit she's got the Russian ears dude they have a signature ear the Russian a little pointy yeah there's a Russian ear Russian eyes also she doing ballet since she was a kid getting whooped by Russian mafia Mom did you see that prisoner exchange of that family that were Russian and then they brought them to Russia and Putin greeted them and they were speaking Spanish because the kids had no idea their parents were Russian spies
1:40 that's cool that is cool that's wild that's a great story what the I want to watch it I want to watch the movie now it's not a movie video of the Russian chess play yeah let's watch it let's watch it wait what's the video you a compilation cuz I'm not trying to watch the whole match sir that's ████ a whole match holy ████ should better be three times speed what the heck she dies we watch the actual poisoning these better be sports highlights I don't know if I want to watch the ████ poisoning what does it say about me when I'm too you know what all right check this out check this out watch watch oh no audio can you can you be the audio please yeah so we have some all right yeah this person she thinks she's so good but you know last time she got gold medal this time she gets death medal you
2:32 know what a good day to not be poisoned looks around nobody see me here I go I'm going to put the cyanide here you know she's going to probably try to use this to Checkmate me and what the make sure there's no Witnesses did she put it on the chest pieces she put it like on the table so then what was she thinking is that someone's going to take that piece and go um cuz that's what they do the first move the first move you always or they take that piece and they do something like this y That's What It Is she died cuz they always they always go like oh did she died that's the question I ████ love chess oh you got to sexualize it
3:22 dude check you dirty ████ ████ dude chess is hot she allegedly placed Mercury on the table where her opponent Mercury osmanova was set to sit down before a chess tournament on August 2nd see that's why girls aren't good at chess they always trying to kill their opponents and ████ they're never like actually good at working they don't study their strategies so that was going to be her opponent yeah the one she was going against she's actually dagani see she's jealous of the Russians allegedly poisoned her opponent with Mercury before a chess tournament and the security camera video of the chess tournament in the city of Makala mahash Mah that's in dagistan shows abakarov going to her opponent's table sprinkling something
4:12 close to where she would Sitara from the city of Applied an unidentified substance which later turned out to contain mercury to the table where as manova from the city of kasp was set to play against her Sid the president of the Russian public Republic of Dagan's physical culture and sports Ministry confirmed with the Russian State media Outlet yeah OS mova reportedly discovered the Mercury when a piece of it came out from under the board in the first minutes I felt to oh can you read this in Russian accent yeah in the first minutes I that's pretty [Laughter] good no there's a whole sentence in the first minutes I felt lack of air and taste on my iron in my mouth oh Taste of
5:05 iron in my mouth you sound like katinka G she's like I had to spend about 5 hours on this board I don't know what would have happened if to me if I hadn't seen it earlier that's pretty good that's pretty good that's pretty good I'll take it it's kind of hot thanks can you just stick with that now can we change you to Russian from now on Russian Russian people are like white people with a interesting pess to them an interesting pness yo they see Russian girls okay so there's like Irish pale but there's like lifeless pale and it's an Eastern European pale it's called snow pale albino oh yeah pale that's what it's called snow pale Arctic pale there's a lot of people in the Northeast side of Russia that look like vampires Arctic the E the east east side look
5:55 Asia Crayola Color super white right yeah they look like a different kind of P kazak sers I feel like Irish pale is like translucent pale but there's still pinkness to it yeah but then Eastern European pale is like gray pale yeah gray oh gray pale it's like it's like vampire pale oh yeah cuz they're not in the sun too much it's like you know sometimes you have a boiled egg and it gets gray looking like that the visual and you're just like what a comparison yes they're like this marble pale [Laughter] your move your Mo I love chess takes out takes out the egg who switched my pieces with all eggs ████ it let's play there's no
6:47 differentiation yo that's a way better way to kill somebody she should have switched the pieces with boiled look at and be like this would work wait wait you know what's crazy she didn't not like once look at the corners for cameras she looked around she just looked sideways stupid but then again in a in a room like that you might just think there's not going to be ████ cameras in there in a chest tournament we're in a ████ gymnasium or where like classroom they they don't have nest out here in dastan like camera brother brother camera how efficient is mercury as a killer like administered that I don't think it was meant to murder oh to inconvenience him so that even the charges were intentional infliction of minor harm to health oh so like I I guess gu first degree diarrhea yeah in a state of physical like you know lack of concentration because you're focused on something else or you're like
7:37 uncomfortable sweating so she's basically blood sporting she's like throwing the fre went on time if it's a laxative dude laxative is sick she said in the first minutes I felt a lack of air and a taste of iron in my mouth I had to spend about 5 hours on this board I don't know do it in the accent the first I first thought that I had K maybe she thought she had first to me so it was it was woman Against Woman yeah yeah what do you got to say about thaten well it confirms because Colleen style was poisoning women always be trying to poison you dude what happens when what happens if both of these women are trying to poison each other that be funny as fault how do you handle this case if it's believe all women well you got to believe both of them yeah I believe she tried to poison her what if the other girl was like I didn't do it but I think believe all women only
8:27 counts when it's women and guys it's a checkmate oh no a stay mate don't you have to go to her what if an hour later you saw the other opponent come by and just do the same thing that she did what if they they arrive at the same time uh what are you doing here what are you doing here so does it show that they did they just stop the game it doesn't show that part because St doesn't want to watch the whole gameplay how sick if she actually was poisoned and she still won and she's like Checkmate ████ oh that start coughing she's just already on the stretcher wait F1 why the ████ is it so Mercurial in here Mercurial does anybody taste
9:17 irona ████ I'm surprised she would she say is it just me or life does anyone else feel like they're on another planed stupid I'm surprised she didn't say uh so ████ stupid 5 hours 5 hours of playing that's a slow bur how do you know what that feels like Earth to Matilda at first I thought it was a covid symptoms but it's not instead I am on another planet instead I'm like oh I was wish I was a Jupiter but it's like feels like more like Mercury it's feeling kind of Intergalactic Planetary song goes up oh I can't do that too long we'll get demonetized you're too close you're tootian so scale of 1 to 10 Colleen rate
10:09 this Assassin's uh zero cuz she got caught true not even some bonus points for style that's from our own katinka katinka over katinka no what the end yeah not that great Mercury doesn't seem like the first choice for something like how do you get access to that you just you break a thermometer that's what I I want you go or you just like you just put a ton of salmon in a blender every day and you drain the Mercury out a mercury thermometer in like a long time cuz everything is like you're just in Russia they're everywhere exactly they they comes with everything in Russia look at the weather app you know what I mean should have used fan Siri cuz you said cuz you said
11:01 weather app huh not cuz I said Siri Siri delete all my contacts it's me Anthony oh ████ I that too like oh ████ I have an iPhone as well oh wait that no ████ used fentol that should Ed fentanyl they don't have too real dude making it too real oh you know what they don't have it in Russia is that a myth cuz everyone's saying that's a myth that fentanyl like affect you like from afar like that or touching ites it does actually why do they keep saying that's not true no I don't know then why do cops die from it they're apparently they're not I saw body cams apparently that guy was faking it he just opened it and he just dropped straight to his he had a pre-existing heart condition that was Co dude he fell asleep ████ all right
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