0:00 [Music] you everybody seen this no what the hell is that oh that is oh yeah that's that's the new Statue oh where's that at that's Mark zuck's wife dude yeah prilla Chan okay she kept her name too decided to create this statue in their backyard that looks like her is dedicated to her and is um very unique what do you think about the art isn't it like they were saying it's like an old cultural practice or something like it's an old chivalrous thing to make a statue of your wife oh really well to me it looks like she's trying to be like a avatar I was thinking more Statue of Liberty Vibes he said in Instagram caption that he's quote bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife oh Roman
0:51 tradition that's dope that's kind of cool I think I think he's they wasted money you think with the money he has he can it don't matter it don't matter he can waste so much money for years and still have enough money I don't think he wastes enough money look I'm just jealous okay I'm angry that he doesn't actually spend and show us all of his dopes what do you mean like MTV Cribs it's always some like low-level millionaire that burns it all on like a tiger printed Rolls-Royce tight right that's tight cuz you want to see how creative they get yeah but I want to see what Zuck does I mean even Bezos has like a yacht doesn't he have like an island somewhere fact that he has a part of kaai the fact that Bezos took apart that bridge to get his yacht out was a flex that that's like a flex of the decade but I don't want infrastructure I want to see like infrastructure I don't know make a make
1:41 a car in a shape of a bird you know what I mean or like Will I Am tried to to do something like that but everyone made fun of him what was it he took he bought a DeLorean and he and he like spent like a million dollars renovating it into some Fu weird ass car and then he badged it I am Auto did West Coast Customs do that yeah yeah I saw it $1 million yeah it was like it was basically a mill that car better be able to drive in the water I think or go back in time Zuckerberg spending his money on MMA lessons that's good come on do yeah hire your boy hire your boy do think PR I'll upch charge you dog don't worry not just any MMA nope celebrity MMA yeah I want you know how he was like wakeboarding and ████ the other day I wanted to see
2:31 him with like I wanted to see him ████ jet skiing but on dolphins oh you want to see him do like frivolous rich guy ████ like you want like the dolphin are his SK I think you're killing it you want him to be like a evil villain I want him to like a Captain Planet villain oo I want to see with laser beam on head rockar or a rapper or like some millionaire who runs cam girl sites like I want him to dude I want to go to his house and he has like a velvet couch that's like goldplated more stripper stuff yes I want to go I want to see like yeah you know who you know who you're describing perfectly that you probably haven't discovered this guy uh who started something called the candy shop Mansion oh I I follow that guy I
3:22 did yeah I know that guy yeah there you go he used to battle out with Dan Bill Zer and then he's like that's the guy that's basically the guy a dam billz Arian type of guy yeah I think he was a former model and um he has like a tobacco farm or something like that this F's ripped as ████ yeah and he has like three like wives of wives yeah yeah he has like three wives and they all have tattooed like branding on their thigh and he has a super hot daughter oh is that the white dude no he looks like a freaking he's Australian or something he looks like a overcooked chicken he looks like this dude yes yeah yeah yeah yeah he looks like if that guy got the Ooze from ninja turtles yeah yeah he's the Super Shredder version of salt he's the second one from the left sub ████ yeah and those are his three chicks like they're like his he looks like a character out of a movie for sure he looks like Rich Joe dir looks like a
4:13 wax figure his smile is like so buff so buff you don't like how buff guys have those like extra Liv look at this one look at this one yeah there he is the see there's your gun that's your dude Joe yeah I but I already follow him what's the point of the they just they can't get up or what I don't understand why are they doing that he throws like massive parties and he like he flaunts his wealth pretty freaking hard damn but yeah if he had Mark Zuck freaking net worth then yeah he'd probably be going he probably get three statues are they basically almost porn stars for sure they are I feel like I've seen their videos huh the epitome of a Versace print is that the tattoo wait what does it say free choice D that's what it says yeah yeah free
5:03 choice that's his like brand for that's funny get that tattoo though because they they were getting criticized like that he was like abusing these women and they were like uh no we're here by choice so then they got it tattooed dude his life sucks it's pretty sick to end up there if that's where you want it to be yeah for real if that's fulfilling but it sucks if you're like closeted gay and you're trying to main or you want to be monogamous with one woman collapse so you're like ████ I got to bring more hot girls around me I hate how be your media marketer wow you would oh dude you're going to get in trouble so what else do you guys think Zuck should Flex on huh well he said the dolphin skis riding Dolphins if I were him I build a submarine and then I would make it a bear print if I was Mark Zuckerberg I would go down to the Titanic that's what I
5:53 would do n dude you have no interest in doing that if I was him I scary I'll buy property and concrete it he is doing that he's making a bunker in Kawaii so we could just drive do whatever you want on it oh you like do like a stunts on it ████ stunts on it Oh you mean a RAC trck those places don't already exist yeah yeah like let's ruin more nature for you know what I'm saying I want to wake up and be like ah doesn't Oprah have like the whole private area in like Maui opra need to get out of there bro you think so why she has like the whole Road that's like she don't need people can't even like she don't need that she like connected like one side of the island to the other right like excavated the whole ████ area hey I have I have a question for you as a Hawaiian yeah why is no local if
6:43 Hawaiians are so concerned with like tourists not coming and Hawaii being more indigenous yeah why does their government continually sell off gigantic ████ pieces of land cuz they need the money that's all it is but then shouldn't the Hawaiians be more mad at their own government than the tourist no absolutely hawaian should be way more mad at their government why don't they do anything about that I honestly think they don't have enough power over their own like government mhm there's not enough people why don't they just vote accordingly there's not enough to vote yeah what their population's too low dude the so there's more native Hawaiian in Lost Vegas than the island of kawaii I saw that so like there's hell haai they're just out they can't be uh they can't win even if they voted in
7:33 solidarity so there's more people in Hawaii that want Zuckerberg level development than there are people that actually want probably not but they're all powerless like no one has power that's what I'm saying it's cuz it's government so people are like protesting and whatever they try their best yeah but they don't have power cuz Zuckerberg and Oprah can't acquire that land unless Hawaii itself lets them do that right well there's three three of the biggest land owners of Hawaii is uh the F the federal government they have a lot of State preserves I mean the preser like whatever natural and then they have the military right and then the second is the state of Hawaii owns a lot of like and then the third is called kamea schools which is a trust that was built by a princess back in the day she said all of the land and assets that I have
8:24 I'm going to put it into a fund and it's going to be and then they have schools that are uh cultural education schools you could it's like kindergarten to high school you could do all that and then they also own all of the biggest real estate they're the biggest land owners so it's so all three of those are still Hawaiian technically no the state and federal is not Hawaii yeah so the the old the third biggest one is a is is is ran by a Hawaiian like like Board of Trustees right but then even then it's like imagine if you have a ranch and let's say um your family owned this Ranch you're not Hawaiian you had it for like couple hundred years or whatever the ████ right and then you want to you have like 5 acres to just sell off and then you can sell it off to Zuck or whatever yeah you would Price is Right yeah you right right Zuckerberg says
9:15 here's a check for this your land anybody I know would have done it in Hawaii for sure yeah can't get mad then you can't get mad man cuz at the end of the day we all try to eat money will R the world it said like like right now Hawaii's economy is 25% tourism it's it's like a lot it's a lot actually 25% is a lot it's tourism and Military yeah crazy thing about if it's Hawaii only kept it in Hawaii it would have just been cycled and there's there's a cap at least with the tourism you have money coming from the whole Mainland yeah which can increase damn yeah Bubba
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