0:00 [Music] did you guys know there's a chinese tea that costs 184 000 per kilogram it's good ████ that's more than cocaine baby what does it do to your dick oh is it a satisfaction is it a strain of high mountain tea i don't know what the height mountain is expensive i bet it's from like a tree that's a thousand years old or something on a very very peak at a mountain is there like opium in it well birds uh birds good questions all right i'll just i'll just let you guys know right so um the waiter comes up to you at this when you're at this you know establishment fine establishment yeah they come up and they go hey uh would you you like to have a sniff and so they bring a sniff people don't say sniff they do a whiff sniff it's right here on cnn travel you ████
0:51 idiot yeah please have a sniff and he says with the cognac glass you can get more of the fruit smell with the burgundy burgundy glass you get more of the floral flavors the glasses changes the aroma of course they do you've ever hung out with a wine snob before no no i talked about it i had no idea i always thought that was ████ it's real i think it is red ████ am i right go ahead and sip take a sip we need to get a sponsorship you guys drink so much red bull here hey look you know what we're just doing what we can we're doing stream content too yeah dude we're pretty extreme i like their instagram page though we like chicken wings and rebel gives you wings we do extreme words all right so back to this tea yeah so the most prized item at this at this um establishment is called the knee the knee mom
1:47 thank you well it's like i did it cool uh it is it's a rare variety of rogue rogue tea i don't ████ know from a valley brook of the same name in the woody mountains all right deal with it mountains just mountains yeah sounds like some little ring ████ right the retail price is 4560 for 25 grams 184 gs for a kilogram at the time of writing so you can enjoy a brew of the tea at the restaurant which costs you like thirty five hundred dollars thirty five hundred for a pot of tea it's a racket what the ████ does this do look rare teas have been commanding huge time dollars in china right it's not a new trend apparently in 2002 20 grams of don
2:37 also a mountain tea once preserved for the emperor's lips only so he's the only cat who ever got to drink this ████ was auctioned for 28 000 in a place called guangatsu or some ████ in 2009 a 100 gram typing hooky god damn it okay a green tea from another place whatever this auction for for 200 000 dollars like for their currency thank you for all this info you need more names and places listen to me okay so you have to wear a ████ i don't know what that is and you have to say i don't know how to
3:27 say it if you want to order it no no that's not in here okay so uh so yeah look all this is like very bougie stuff right it's like if you go here this is like on the special menu you got to be the person who's like i want the douchey thing and they're like oh but yeah no this is all about you know having the rare experience that not a lot of people get to have so i think that there are um certain thresholds for when something is absolutely ridiculous and not worth it i think a 3 500 pot of tea is past that threshold well we need to get our buddy stephen lim here okay where he is the creator of worth it where he tests a ████ two cent bag of tea and a hundred fifty thousand dollar bag of tea some lip tint how much better could it be said bag of tea you're so like politically correct why tea bag
4:17 would have been funnier yeah the teabag is way better what time is right there missed opportunity oh by the way tea bags missed opportunity that's what a college dude puts his balls on your face and then he's like haha you got tea bag that's never happened to me i don't think i i really got the college experience oh dude hey ryan huckleberg real quick nah i mean it's past my time have you ever played halo before i got t better yeah you get teabagged a lot lately but that happens when you sleep when you're sleeping like and then someone goes deep dip your balls in his mouth do they have to stutter that much yeah but you have to be drunk sleep because if you're just regular sleep you might like bite oh god but you know what we did do when our buddy was drunk and he knocked out we we made a full-on
5:10 and then tuxedo just goes alice ████ make him the monopoly and then we just got his shirt off so he just made a whole tuxedo did you give him a monocle hell yeah that was good this is the most you guys would pay for some stupid ████ thing not that much i paid a lot of money for some stupid ████ well bart you have a legendary like you know you're like my postmates bill is like whoa it's not like that maybe the most expensive thing that i was like oh man that's pretty crazy was maybe i spent almost a thousand bucks on um on the conor mcgregor khabib fight you probably spent more than that that was like ████ nosebleeds for a thousand bucks i spent 20 grand on the tea room in my old office i spent 10 thousand dollars on a picture of a monkey oh yeah you did you got a board aside it wasn't five thousand dollars on an nfc
6:00 dragon egg hope it works out you you you really spent 25 grand on one now but at the time it was like 12 but then luna did so well it's unfortunate and it sucks oh it's value that you didn't spend that much it's valued now i spent 10 grand on a picture of a monkey and the value went down i spent it on a moment though i don't have any it's just oh you ████ idiot you didn't get a jpeg out of it dude it was just air i don't have nothing i spent 500 i think 550 bucks just on sims 3 content as he sips again dude every single time he ████ hits it so good technique he throws really ████ good wow so i said earlier he's like he's like oh you guys are doing some ████ oh cool what are you guys buying how cool and then like five minutes later he's like yeah i got some and then sips i wouldn't call that a waste either yeah
6:52 i spent like 20 something a thousand on a car that's old oh yeah the jeep right or the um thank cruiser 279 000 miles yeah that's appreciating though i spent like 500 bucks on three lap dances once wow hey what's an uncomfortable amount of lap dances for a guy who's on a bachelor party an uncomfortable amount for the bachelor yeah depends on the guy more than five what's normal what's a normal amount how long do lab dances last one song 97 and the song the song is shorter than the like the real song they're playing at like 2x speed yeah it only goes to leave out they leave out the bridge just the react just the bridge it's like a commercial yeah it's intro versus hook bridge last hook
7:42 what's your highest bar tab you've ever had i don't drink 800 something dollars 800. wait how do you have a big bar tag we don't drink buying for other people yeah you're not sober drunk he's the leader of quest crew so he has to do that i understand what are you drinking cherry seven up well as a member of quest crew that's true we built a whole bar for you guys and we don't even drink that alcohol uh we drink it religiously yeah me and him i'll have a coke from there every now and then you know just a glass of coke and sometimes we have a guest who maybe does but i enjoy the ice cubes awesome bart thank you it's free um so yeah no but i was at a at a bachelor party right and this cat gets like it was it was weird because i and i like him and i like his chick too but this cat had like 15 laptops 15. double digits is available yeah double digits is too much that sounds like
8:32 deprived he was binging girl like multiple times you know what though it was same girl a couple times but you know though i feel like lap dancers are like i like crypto in the sense that like some people who are like in an early game have so much wealth that their wealth concept is different so the idea of like spending like a million dollars on a picture of something you're like damn you spend a million dollars but for them they maybe got all those ethernet staking roads rich ass people go to the strip club and they spend like thousands of dollars to like not get anything but to like have a conversation with the chick in the back room because they can so 10 lap dances is nothing that's like so i think it depends on the person it's like when people come to my crypto corner like oh i have to spend eight dollars in fees and we're all just like just ████ who cares just ████ just pay the money for the ████ are you talking i look i get it yes bg it's great i love being cheap it's
9:22 awesome it's eight dollars who gives a ████ what the ████ you talking about you're not talking about me right no you oh you complained about like 800 maybe now you should because you're just three lap chances you used to complain about cheaper things dances 800 bucks no no that's like seven [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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