0:00 [Music] i just want to let everybody know okay there's only 11 tickets left for sex island 2022. oh man so um do not miss out well at least there's six of us five more gonna they're about to be ████ what are the prices for it what's sex island am i done what do you guys need what an idiot oh my god dude leave the room dude no you got room island is the premier private event for sex enthusiasts there's going to be a hundred hookers uh you can have unlimited sex with everyone july 1st to july 4th three nights four days for only forty five hundred dollars
0:50 so it's a sex buffet did they tell the hookers about this do they know like like when you step foot it's 24 hours seven consent like you could be sleeping if someone like slowly wiggles their dick in their mouth you have to go down you gotta play ball i'm wondering three days wait there's hunger sleeping everywhere yeah yeah they're just they're mostly sleeping that's basically what it is it's a it's a private event where they're only going to sell 50 tickets that leaves you know two girls to every uh guest oh you're allowed to switch you're allowed to switch girls uh every day you have to you can you don't have to you have to buy amber food no yeah you can fall in love with them right yeah can you can you fall in love with it and hold on to one for the whole weekend there's no penalty for your feels getting in the way at all if i was a hooker i want to be the ugliest one there so i
1:40 get paid and i don't have to ████ nobody cause i'll be like the one i'll be the ugliest one what if it works like champs something like one out of a hundred we all get paid the same amount and then we get there and then but what if it's performance based for the hookers oh so it's like the more guys you ████ the more you you you end up with a higher paycheck because it's reasonable they'll be like candy you ████ ████ uh 50 guys that means you ████ every single one oh that's pretty good and then she gets a prize or something yeah yeah she's on a leaderboard she gets a new ████ yeah it's a canoe stand-up paddleboard so yeah this is like a casino it works like this it's only in four steps that's great it makes it really easy pay by wire bank transfer or bitcoin so you just send them the 4 500 and then i
2:31 love this adoption airfare is not included this happens in uh this happens in vegas they basically that's not an island well you arrive there and a helicopter will take you there to the island and in the ad it says sexual helicopter ride whatever that means so you get a blow job while you're on the right you're just watching porno on the helicopter they have ipads and these hot girls are holding ipads while you can watch porn dude can i watch video of guys going to this instead i just want to be a fly on the wall i want to see the 50 dudes and i'll tell you a little reveal after i show these little features right here here's the amenities right there so unlimited sex as you can see i mean vegas is so good at doing buffets horseback riding holographic concert how are you gonna have time to do all those things
3:22 when you're having sex oh look they covered your meals yeah all the meals the helicopter service lodging hiv and std testing so you don't have to use a condom the whole time you're there wow what about chlamydia and all the other stuff or covid come on guys we're pregnant ████ do they not get pregnant there yeah this is gender exclusive only guys can sign up no i think anybody can go but uh here's the kicker so they make these trailers like every year that they do this event don't tell me it's like the fire fest of sex it's even worse than that oh ████ firefighter oh don't tell me it's the ████ las vegas police department making this ████ it's like it's a sting operation but not vegas not vegas that's why they got to take you from the helicopter oh and then they rest to it it takes you to a private resort somewhere within the in
4:12 the nevada desert but uh it's still not an island here's the kicker it's pretty much been confirmed that it's just a giant scam and that anyone who's ever bought a ticket has always said that no trip ever happened what so they send the money and then it never happens yeah because they've done this in trinidad tobago they've done this in uh colombia they've done it multiple times and every single time the event gets cancelled this is too good to be true this is the big rug pull every time it's big rug different kind of rug pull i mean at least for people who have confirmed identities who are willing to admit they bought a ticket oh they got ky most people are just not going to say anything they'll be like i don't know i wouldn't go to sex island personally but yeah it's one of those things so just to make sure that this video doesn't make anybody want to buy a ticket it's not a real thing yeah not financial advice yeah nfa and what only
5:04 11 slots are available there's always only 11 slots available like it's like it's never changing i started looking at this do they have the ticker on the side or the thing that shows like three people are looking at this right now i like that eight people only two rooms left who who in our ecosystem do you think we could send this to and they'd get they'd fall for it ah a disturbing amount i i think yeah or disturbing them i think a lot of people fall for it because i mean it is a pretty good deal 4 500 bucks the website looks very unscammy and it looks very professional it's a great website send it to cannes what like send him the barcode after we purchased it for him yeah let's buy for let's buy for a friend there are some hookers where a warner is like four g's right here's here's the little trailer they have for this season that's a good trailer this is so ████ fake and they say that like not all the girls in here
5:54 are the ones available for prostitution not sold not available for prostitution even these guys they're like those guys aren't going to sex island bro no it's not those guys that are buying it it's a pretty good quality trailer so the thing is it's put on by a company called good girls incorporate or something and that's i think that's like a cam girl site that sounds legit then good girls yeah but dude but a funny thing is when you're looking up like the legitimacy of it a lot of people have uh made complaints saying that oh like you know i paid this nothing happened and sex island's response to that is like oh you guys were buying from a fake um imposter yeah like you bought for the wrong website but how smart would it be to just be your own imposter and then just triplicate all your profits from everybody buying the wrong but i want to see the guy that's like dude i go every ████ year it's awesome they're like
6:44 they need but that guy's always anonymous he's just a ████ no no i want to see a video review yeah cause he's probably a sex island employee that's just freaking impersonating someone can you go to sex island dressed like a toilet that is a good question check the uh faq on that one can you go to sex island dress like a toilet by the way it's also drug friendly they're not gonna you're not gonna get in trouble for doing any type of drugs there but they do not provide drugs oh that's a good quality also here's a here's a nice one they end the trailer with the little bit of confucius don't wait until you're dead to visit heaven for when something's a scam bad grammar look at that look at that look at that i don't see the problem yeah yeah yeah is that a body that's in the crack of the sand yeah he died mountain climber he got he got the the rare chlamydia my
7:36 friend went to something like this in germany he said that there is like a sexual buffet all you can eat with a one price entry fee golden corral golden horrell no it's very good he uh he he's uh he does this uh watch blog so he he's a part of this yeah so he just does commentary on watches and all that stuff and he got invited by one of the manufacturers and he was out there and then um the guy was just openly like oh yeah you know um her right there she's like making the watches she works at this special uh brothel and then like he's like what are you talking about he goes i'll take you and he's like oh this guy is ████ old and perverted he's like our age right he's like in his late 30s and then he went the guy's like in his late like 50s and he says like he went in there he ████
8:26 one girl and he was ready to take a nap but then this old man was like pounding one after the other and he goes how do you have a libido of a ████ college kid dude and then he's like i'm ready to go he goes that's it you only have sex with one girl yeah and i'm like damn dude you got like called out a ████ dude he goes i know but i come fast these days these days i come fast these years these days and i'm like that's just crazy uh it's legal and it exists and i it's prostitution is legal in um germany oh in all of germany holy ████ yeah it's i mean it's like i guess oh is it like decriminalized kind of legal you mean yeah like regulated and ████ yeah but he was like they have a whole place where you stay like not sleep over but like it's like it's got multiple rooms it's got like food entertainment things and he goes
9:16 like you just chill take a break and then you just keep going all right who here is ████ the hooker ████ man i know a lot of people that has i know a lot of people that has i know a guy who eats a hooker's ████ sometimes but i know dude that's about it that guy sounds like a ████ gem that sounds familiar that sounds like a legend whoever does that i think that guy's very thoughtful and i think he's a very caring person yeah i think is he here why do you guys say like he's in this room yeah he's in this room legend sometimes when you haven't had sex for a long time and you get super horny you just want to give you know that is salvation army i still don't know which guy it is i don't know he's a giver dude okay joe should get a thousand dollars taken off the sex island it depends on how cause i'm a giver so one of the things that makes uh sex island kind of not seem legit is that it's hard to put on
10:06 an event like this in terms of what the local government would allow like there's no permit for something like that because even in colombia when they tried to do it in colombia even though like prostitution is not illegal pimping still is and the format in which they're doing this would be considered pimping oh i thought it was going to be like a consent issue because like let's say you have fight island right and technically everyone everyone's down to fight on that island but but you can't just go up to someone and just punch them in the face still because that would be assault right it needs to be original fight i'm down to fight okay let's fight so so i'm like uh with sex and i'm still assuming you can't just start like poking your dick in people's eyes and ████ yeah maybe there's like a code of conduct that they teach you isn't it just like um like a secret handshake or you're like it's like a strip club where you don't have
10:56 to pay for lap dances where the girls are walking around and sets right and just kind of like you and they're going to come over because that's like what they're getting paid you can't just grab her titty you got to like yeah but you know like the second you make that connection it's kind of like hey can i you know what i mean there maybe they're they're maybe if it is commission based like a lab dance it's not like you're paying them direct because you've already paid to enter the place yeah maybe they first hang out with you because they're trying to get your connection yeah and then from there after you're done they like get another point on the leaderboard if anybody can pull off sex island it's anthony lee yeah i don't know why he put that much thought into it i just do pr i just do pr you're the bachelor personal rights you're trying to make this business work like three of them i like fight island you find out it's not like mortal kombat yeah and maybe it's really just as simple as mortal kombat some guys are just playing the drums and everyone knows it's time to go all right this is
11:46 the ceremony kicking each other's asses and you bought tickets to that you're paying five grand a ████ fight that's breaking they're eating and they hear their drums no time to fight guys dude you're at the buffet and you're some guy punches you in the face that's basically that's basically the enter the dragon island yeah yeah i like this it says is sex island real i don't like they already know there's gonna be like ins that's the first thing you see and then it scrolls down and says yes [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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