0:00 thank you [Music] there's a Polish streamer uh named Sid nuke and cool name she just got banned from twitch after doing this thing and it is they try to think of the worst thing the worst this will probably be a little bit worse whoa she was using racial surgery though huh because I feel like Polish people are hardcore like when immigrants are like refugees from the Syrian ████ we're trying to come in all the other countries like no and then Poland was like let me get a fire hose and ████ push him away like Poland's hardcore Polish people are well she's using a fire hose on her stream was she was she harmful to another human I mean just guess what because you'll
0:52 get it if you deductive reason to me like not Syrian accents whoa okay maybe it's not that you read it activation there's Civil War reenactments did she like ████ skin somebody and murder somebody on Twitch she was wearing someone's skin on Twitch keep that thought in your mind and then and then uh oh she beat up her pet she ate somebody decide if this is worse ready keep skinning a human and murdering them so here she is uh doing a stream of magnata she hits somebody with her car yes [Music] she sees a cyclist and she accelerates oh no oh oh I can't understand this
1:42 oh my God oh my God oh my gosh she's streaming while driving and looking at her phone what a ████ jerk off saying is like there's dogs everywhere and then just hits one I want to give her the benefit of the doubt she hit a rusty bicycle and it's just a wheel spinning yeah I hope it was a we did with you yeah hey points on creativity I'm gonna go to cope with this yeah dude I can't I can't be rusty bicycles in Poland that maybe that's what they call Rusty bicycles important yeah you know because we call wieners hot dogs yeah yeah they're obviously not penises right yeah I can't believe she hit a bike I'm talking about sausages dude how sad bro I hate hearing dogs Yelp like that bro it was a bite yeah I mean spikes Yelp
2:34 like that so she was looking down checking her taxes it was one second looking on Instagram but she's like streaming this like you know when people do these driving streams but then she also is looking at her phone at the same time is driving yeah what kind of person watches a driving stream yeah let's think about this the camera quality was insane though yeah holy ████ have you guys just been on Twitch to see all the stuff that they do uh do like I would watch people play games but there's a whole section of like ASMR or like just people like living like IRL and then they're just walking around I could set up a camera and be like hey guys I'm gonna wash dishes yeah you really can and I can just set it up if you got your fan base the IRL fan base on Twitch is huge you might not have a lot of views I'll get maybe two or three sometimes it's better the more like odd
3:25 of a task it is depending it's your own phone there's something on your phone go on my stream yeah there's something um kind of like what do you call it like like uh uh comforting about watching someone in their home doing normal ████ when you're lonely yeah oh I see I see I think like during covet too like if you if you live alone or you just ████ hate your family and then you watch somebody because I remember when I was streaming I was like you know um I'm just gonna go around and start doing chores and ████ for no reason but then I was like oh I can see how that can happen too yeah but also like a stream where you hit a dog is like really bad isn't it I mean I'm sure she didn't caption that before she did it is that oh my God yeah
4:16 not my best work there's gotta be like well if this was in America I mean this this is one of those moments where suddenly like laws have to change or like if you're caught like you know twitch is no longer allowed to be streamed while you're driving you know what I mean like s███'s gotta that's that there's a kind of a dumb part about this right I've been over there at King Taco I was getting a Mexican food and they were ████ streaming no it was a uh it was a truck and there's a stupid ass like little white dog that was like running around all over the place already no one knows who the owner was and then everyone's trying to get the dog out of the street but they're just zigzagging and then you see this car come slam on its brakes I think I saw the dog and then it dragged the dog maybe a good like 30 feet and you see patches of fur oh and then the dog and then the car uh
5:08 drives off and I was like oh ████ so I run up to the dog and uh the dog was still moving but you could see it sprained like the fur was like sanded down the skull is handed out so I grabbed the dog I wrapped it in my hoodie and I took it to um the animal shelter I mean a hospital on Garfield and as I was bringing the dog in like my hoodie was getting soaked and there's like drops on the floor and when I brought it on what can you guys do and then the doctor said like the only thing we could do is just put them down so that they can like like not be in pain yeah but I was like holy ████ that was crazy it was just and the owner probably will never even know what happened to it yeah you know right yeah no collar nothing I don't know I was I wasn't even a crazy season crazy man
5:58 you see that ████ all the time one time I picked up a Pit Bull on my Miata once and I was like there's people walking down the street and I was like what the ████ yeah and I was and I was because it was like a bite you no he came up to me it was like chilling with me and I was like it came up to the car they're not all I opened the door and I hopped in and it was like riding a shotgun with me with the top down he's yours now that's how I see it it was mine but I found the owner and I gave it back oh thank you they brought me ice cream in exchange oh that's nice that's it yeah that was it that's a story man that's still nice that was a good story dude you want another dog I miss having it you guys you guys want to plug no you're gonna get another one though well I'm not in one space long enough to be a good responsible dog owner yeah yeah even though you can take the dog on the airplane and everywhere like I think I want more than one so then
6:49 that's like that's a lot dude I made a part of your life to it yeah yeah definitely but you want like a bigger dog oh you don't want those little accessory dogs I don't mind I like all dogs but I I do think I have to have multiple because then once we started having like multiple dogs like around it's so much easier you just sometimes you just gotta feed them because they'll take care of each other if you don't have time to like play with them every single day yeah especially if they have a lot of energy and stuff yeah did it happen to mention how many people were like live streaming I mean or watching her not a lot I don't think when I looked up uh her numbers it wasn't super high so I don't think it was that many I think like once the someone just must have clipped it and then just it flew around because that's just a that's just trauma too you know like everybody just
7:39 randomly had to be witness to something ████ I mean at least you didn't see it but they should use these as an example to not be looking at your phone when you're dude that's a great example well also the I think the main reason why people are so pissed at her is because like what she's saying what is she saying it's a stupid dog like she passes one in the beginning of the video she just like passes it and then she just says she says in you know polish or whatever she says like Jesus how many dogs are there and then she hits another one oh so it's like that's why it's like you clearly are like dude slow down could have not hit a dog before she hit it what was she doing she looks down she looks super phone after knowing that there's a ton of dogs on the street or whatever like not to be a psychopath but bring it bring it just bring it all the way 100 one time I went on a hike right ████ over there in Glendora and they have these stupid ass ████ bunnies
8:29 little squirrels as as I was driving this happens though yeah I know you're driving right you see them all over the place you drive extra slow yeah I'm like all right cool extra slow and then I see this bunny like go in the middle of the road like this look at me so I stop all right cool and then it goes like this it looks at me I'm like cool bounces off the road perfect so I proceed to go forward this ████ turns around squished his ass I'm like yo cats be doing that dude squirrels do that ████ you dumb ████ oh my God you're driving up and then they see you and then they ████ like go into the car dude they're over thickers bro do you think squirrels are just dumb yes but also just suicidal I don't know I was like I saw him we made eye contact in their DNA
9:19 I'm going this way I was like dude good directions squirrels do I've done that to two squirrels before cool okay the thing in nature well there's nothing in nature that goes like 40 miles per hour that big right so I don't think they've evolved to like deal with cars yeah I was going fine it'll probably be a long time bro I was going like 10. all right it'll happen too it was not a bunny but she killed two but it will be like they're crossing the street and I'm like okay I'm good and then I'll accelerate and then they'll run back into my car wow ████ and I'm sick to my stomach and I'm like now I I'm an accessory well not really I'm the guy you are the guy the squirrel should be charged as being an accessory dude accessory to suicide
10:13 you were a witness and an accomplice yeah yeah so I locked myself up too guilty that happened to uh me Mike and Victor one time too at UCI I don't know if you ever came over to an apartment you saw this little um this little bunny statue we had we named it Enoch because of a ████ death that we saw at UCI so there's always rabbits at ████ UCLA's bunnies everywhere right yeah and then we were just walking back to our dorm one time and then there's a speed bumps on like East Pelton center right just like the inside like Road of the campus and uh bunny was going by and we're like nah dude there's no way you know they're just running straight for this car this cars go mad slow too like no dude there's no way it's right on top of the speed bump as the ████ car goes on the speed bump and it's slow and you know you just witness death in slow motion you know what I mean it's just like I can see festivals and ████ now um but it ████ squished this thing all the way to the point where like it's
11:04 Gus flew and me and my convict we ran all the way up to the scene and his heart was on the floor still beating so we just saw a beating heart you know and then it just slowly like slowed down and then just ████ stop oh my and from that day forward we named that ████ rapid Enoch and then we put a little Stone statue on our team why did you do anything you should have stopped it I prayed yeah I can't believe you didn't do anything oh god dude you you suicided two two squirrels I did that's crazy the guts fly out like someone was squeezing a ketchup bottle dude it was like that title of this video ████ dog gets skinned to the point where it's shaved down and sandpapered the ████ brains I saw the brain yeah that was crazy all
11:55 right guys is there anything else you guys want to talk about before we end this video can we go back to the UN alive squirrels by your hand that's not that bad compared to the upstairs cool book good [Music]
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