0:00 [Music] a ukrainian millionaire is asking the air force to bomb his own mansion the ukrainian air force because i don't want to pay for demolition it's too much they want to charge me thirty thousand dollars he's trying to kill his wife yeah as you think wife kill whatever i think he wants cheap demolition because he wants he's like i hated this ████ or you want some insurance payments they didn't even listen to my imagination why do you think that he would do that insurance payout oh it turns out he got he got insurance but they know he's asking so he'll be fried then like uh i don't know keep on down low dude who's this snitch that wrote about this yeah let's talk about that ████ guy this reporter this whistleblower amazing he well he also was on a ukrainian morning
0:51 show asking them to do it like he's it's like a public he's publicly asking can you just blow up my mansion well actually he was publicly like uh talking about how he asked them to do it so it's like it's news now is it because it got uh used by the russian forces that's it okay yeah so it's been tarnished he wasn't there at the time but he could see on his security cameras this is right that the russian forces took it over and then they captured his like security staff in the building and then they he like they like stripped the security let them walk into the forest like they released them but then they started using it like as a some kind of operation and so they're like blow up my baby yeah that's kind of ████ jesus he could see it happening he was like that's the new target blow it up they're all in there take them out damn that all the fighter pilots want to like who wants to bloat the mansion
1:41 good morning ukraine just talking ████ like yo you guys gotta blow up my ████ house wouldn't they know like when the russians know maybe they're not watching it they're watching good day ukraine oh we gotta get out of here they're like what's on the tv by the time it was on tv they had already done it oh that's kind of fire can you imagine being the ████ dude on rings going like hey you stealing my house man and then you're on ring like get out beach no stay in there [Laughter] yeah that's crazy crazy yeah they said there was a it he saw like 12 russian military vehicles and high-powered weapons holy ████ including like the guys that were in there they loaded all this they took a bunch of ████ too like to use that supplies
2:31 they looted a bunch of other homes in the area as well they like took all the tvs the ipads i mean it is war yes but what would you do with a big ████ tv like in war right like how are you going to take that back to russia that's a bit you just you got it you're like look at this ████ 7d screen you know i got the 70 incher man come on fell off the truck right that way [Laughter] fell off the truck they got to put that in their tank and they still got a war to fight so they're just running around with a big screen tv imagine how that must feel like though to like in the middle of a war to see not robbers in your home but a whole other armed force take your house over yeah it's like it's like what was that one movie the ████ um red dawn it's like that but like for real for real
3:21 olympus has fallen bro they took over the white house in that movie that's a big deal they didn't even watch it is that gerard butler i don't know i have a neighbor in in hollywood who she's got this like she has the biggest house in our area huge uh it's an old couple that lives there they're both doctors and her house is so big that one day she was in there by herself and she was setting the alarm like arming it and it wouldn't arm because alarms don't arm when they're detecting movement and she was like what the ████ did she start like she's like what the hell's going on she looked at her camera people were in her house robbing it while she was in there by herself damn that's crazy and it's just such a big house she doesn't it's so big it's so big and there's just two people this gigantic house how did she what did she do call the cops she has a room that's called the government to vomit she was like two
4:11 blocks away you craig where you at how fast you get here now it has a panic room but what if the robbers were closer to the panic room and she had to pass them to get to the panic there's like a delay in the feed they're already in there yeah i know she went straight in there and like uh yeah she called the cops they came then she emailed our group email and we were all like what the ████ did they catch the guys yeah they got them okay what they were like they were just like a group of homeless guys they were squatting like the area and then they they got to her house yeah homeless guys in the millionaire's neighborhood wow that's the that's the million dollar problem i saw um this security business that installs like custom things for millionaires and they were showing some of the ████ they had it's ████ wild dude like some guys they get machine guns installed in the wall like a drone
5:01 gun yeah and then you could control it from your ████ phone so if they see intruders coming in they can just press a button and it shoots through the wall that's from call of duty bruh dude it's some crazy ████ is that like would you not get i guess it's more you got they probably have so much it's under booby trap loss so it's all yeah so you're home alone yeah it's on the home alone clause if it's like ████ pearl necklace on the ground and he slips on it it's okay you know what you see a lot in vegas so there's those like super baller communities and on those houses you'll see like uh on top of the window there's like this big like canister thing and it's a metal roll down door like just like the one we have out here so it'll cover like because i think a lot of those ballers that's not the only home they have they have homes all over the world so they might not be there for like six months at a time so when they're leaving they don't want anyone
5:51 breaking in through the glass or whatever so outside of the windows if you pay attention to some of the baller homes they have the metal roll-up doors so if they roll all of them down you're good then technically you're impenetrable like you can't no one could break the glass you don't need to get out they can't get in yeah you don't need anyone to go check up on your house because it's literally like just every entry point is blocked so it's like the purge so no one can zipline into their window anymore yeah batman can get in there yeah they're gonna hit that ████ metal gate and be like ████ and they fall you could still ████ through the chimney that's what i got that's that's the only downside you have steel toe boots kick the ████ out of it you'll get in there doc martin's getting in there i would zip line with my ████ steel toes like this there's like a detective that's like looking over there and going somebody with docs was here
6:43 someone would talk marks trying to kick the ████ out of this wall must have been a skinhead american history x guys looks like we got ourselves a hate ████ yeah did i ever tell you the story about the freaking squatter across the street from where i lived in hollywood no six months she lived in there and we thought it was just our neighbor oh wow that's crazy she was this girl that was like there was like a vacant home uh like you said some people that own hollywood hills houses are just never there they own like eight houses yeah so then um she breaks in this girl with like dreads white girl with dreads we thought she was like a cool artist was she spitting her hair all the time doing this hey guys she was not so yeah she wasn't doing it right and then uh when we moved there she was already living there so we would like talk to her like hey what's up one day i came
7:33 over she was like showing me your place and i was like why do you have all your stuff covered in sheets does she look like she just looked like a cool unhygienic not really she just looked like a cool she's like yeah come on over i'll give you a tour of my home yeah she would she would give me a tour and it was like it was built in 1891. um this is a crafting tour she had all these things to say but i was like why did you cover all your why is your stuff all covered up but she was like i do art so i don't want pink to get on my furniture i was like it sounds good legit yeah and then it wasn't weird until like uh like months later she was like is it cool if i put some of my trash in you guys bins like the trash truck never picks mine up she's like i think they're just forgetting and i'm like why would the trash not pick up your trash that's weird yeah why are they going [Music] hail no they haven't been dead against me yeah so then that was like clue number one and then uh and then it got really bad when one did we do a party and then
8:24 um the cop yeah someone did a noise complaint and then the cop was like yeah one of your neighbors is complaining i was like well it can't be her because she knew she's invited like she wasn't the only complaint she's the closest one to us and the guy was like the cops all her who and i was like why did you say that yeah yeah what the ████ was that and then he like talked to his partner and he was like looks like she's like now she's over here it's this girl who um she goes from house to house in hollywood hills and she's like mental so she starts to believe it's really her house oh daddy she's a homeless yeah a homeless squatter that she's like famous because it can't arrest her because she never does anything that wrong yeah other than you know that but uh she they can't get her out of the house easily because you can't even tell her it's not her house like in her brain it's completely where she lives she has parties and people over and everything like it's normally her place it's crazy
9:14 well especially the way she sold that backstory to you guys i know she eventually she eventually got got out because uh the cop said hey just so you know you know like he's like you know how squatters rights are it's really hard so what you have to do is you gotta be looking through her window and as soon as you see her doing crack or heroin then you can call the cops and they can only take her out when she's doing something illegal but isn't that illegal for you to look through a window not if it's within like reasonable view oh yeah if i'm like ████ you know yeah can't you crack your own house anymore what's up with this man kind of we live in it right yeah they they then you can call then if they the cops come and she's still doing crack then they could take her out which we did and she was so it was like perfect you caught her smoke and crack yeah absolutely you'll always catch yourself and crack that's true every time that's why they're like this is what everyone does like you just have to wait till
10:04 they smoke crack yeah or something just wait till they smell crack she's smoking crack again so if she does all the guys being illegal she could just stay there she could stay there until they settle it with the owner who is like unreachable because this guy's probably the ceo of 50 companies somewhere and you know if you squat in a place like for five years it's technically you you have rights to that place oh my god no yeah no they could just steal your ████ you have rights to the place holy ████ stay over a certain amount of time that's crazy that's probably what she was working so i don't know why she's part of the role how does she even like detect all these empty houses i bet they have systems bro like in like even in our neighborhood almost like i want to say out of 10 houses like two of them are empty just because someone just owns it sitting on it as a maybe like a a conglomerate owns it or something not
10:54 even a person you know what i mean yeah and if it just sits long enough like these these people that are walking like when homeless people walk through the hollywood hills not to be like a homeless hater but like they're basically shopping like they're not like they're scoping it out yeah because you know if no one's in there you know like when i had to kick a homeless guy out from our backyard who was like setting up his tent his rationale was like no this house belongs to the people i was like why and who are the people what and i think i think he was thinking that i was also a squatter and that i was trying he's like this homeless guy yeah i think he thought that i was first and he was like he was like no this is supposed like we're supposed to share it like i think he thought that like i just beat him oh this bump hey at least i'm not inside the house you bump he's like i'm a respectable bum
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