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Off The Record: What's Your Favorite Quote & Why?

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0:00 [Music] and welcome back to today's inspirational episode of the careful boys where today we have a water drinking silent mic in the building stay hydrated kids let's go B stay hydrated good message careful boy shirts available now go get it link below something why are you so short dude why so large bro I eat my protein there's something about chairs you know like obviously they have a mechanism to rais and lower but when they are up they are more comfortable am I on a bad date how old are you why are you saying all this how old are you did you run out of stuff to talk about cuz he asked about my damn chair he asked I never said about your chair I just said why are you so ████ big because I was raised my seat up cuz it's more comfy

0:51 when there's some bounce to it okay here we go we invested a lot of good money into these These are good chairs though they were good chairs they're like $1,000 they were good chairs honestly there's a nice little bounce no honestly they're expensive if you're at the very bottom this is like buying a Toshiba the state-ofthe-art in 2013 and like we spent good money on that thing I know what I have here it's a state-ofthe-art it's it does 1080i if you're at the bottom it's not comfy but you raise it up a little bit it's comfy as ████ it's comfy as ████ it is a lot of money what's the what's the question you want to get on with it huh all right it's a lot of money what is a quote that speaks to you and why do you like it mother ████ I got I saved this ████ on my Instagram I got tons oh ████ go ahead Steve wait me first yeah me you're po

1:42 you say you are pointing you said I got you oh ████ get me I feel we got to pull from memory though cuz if it really speaks to you I think that means you memorized it get his ass not you WR or no okay Abraham Lincoln said every whatever you are hey whatever you are be a good one and I think it applies to being gay mine says just don't be gay mine says what do you open a fortune cookie what's one you got I know Bart's got a bunch do I Church Hill said every day you make progress every step be fruitful yet there will uh lay before you an Ever ascending ever improving path and this so far from discouraging only adds to the joy and glory of the client and that that's a good one is the one that I love the most that's a long one because it's all about yes you will struggle and that is a beautiful part of

2:32 the process and it is a necessary part of the process you should be excited about the struggle you should wake up every day and embrace the fire of the struggle I do and that is why we are going to do it again let's go baby nothing good came easy that's how I wake up baby that's how I wake up baby come on wo Stacks filled one month to make it here we go in the meantime to get busy I stay busy I think Churchill's other one I think it's Church Hill a violent attack today is better than a well planned attack tomorrow y there's another there's another Church Hill there's another Church Hill I don't like Arabs that's another Church Hill also relevant he didn't like Arabs I don't like Arabs I he says I straight up don't like Arabs I straight up straight up no cap he said yeah no you're like a

3:23 old dad uh stoicism ████ like cuz those quotes are going everywhere I do like uh Marcus aelius has uh the best revenge Mar realiz is an old dad no he's a stoic okay got it and old dads are into stoicism on the internet go uh the best revenge is to be unlike your enemy that's something I I try to live by that's a nice one yeah that's something I try I have my own quotes that are better than other people's we got to process one at a time so that I can whip them out dude I love quotes RI Flair says to be the man you got to beat the yeah is he involved with the project he has to be such a tragedy but no I've been trying to pressure I've been trying to pressure the wo team I even talked to the vice president ecosystems for my podcast they they don't have Ric Flair involved it's an outrate but we should I'll DM him right now I'll should have shot yeah you could reach him on Cameo pretty easily $5 all let's get a classic

4:15 zoke quote all right I like the jack off I like turtles hey he hey I like birds okay okay okay here's what all right people rather feel right than to be right that's my quote ████ I like that I like that I'm not weird you're weird that was a joke quote do these look weird that was from today was this morning but of course this isn't in order so and how do you live your life according to that one I don't live it I just observe It You observe your life no cuz I think people um they're more concerned about being validated rather than actually understanding objective truth to a lot of things and re like how they perceive CE reality how they think like some people are so caught up in being validated of their truth or

5:06 whatever they feel like it's to feed their ego like but they'll make the same mistakes and maybe they'll have patterns that are self-sabotaging um and they keep reacting the way that they do because for them it's more important to feed that ego and stay right than to actually correct their behavior to be successful or even like look right too right they rather look right yeah so that's what I mean so it's like in majority of folks I think they rather feel right than be right and win or a thirst from a lot of people want to be accepted and guess what dude you're not going to be accepted by everybody ████ off like it's not going to happen like you need to you need to be comfortable that some people won't accept you Amen brother and dig in on who the ████ you are I really think that but that's like a me quote so who cares that's a Steve Green original that's a Steve Green I think of one that I tell myself it's like if you want to be a loser you start

5:56 tomorrow I think that's a good one cuz I think for me for me my thing is like I'll just put it off I'll procrastinate procrastinate so I have to tell myself like if you want to be a piece of ████ if you want to be a sack of ████ do it tomorrow so it forces me to like now could done you say that to yourself every day doesn't that mean you never reach tomorrow you're always a loser yeah wait what Prince said Prince said Prince said if you remove your rib you can suck your own dick yeah and that's true that's true and that's more about like your it's like about the The Ether yeah isn't that an urban legend no no no that's true uh if uh you shouldn't throw stones if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth or something 50 Cent watch your ████ mouth cuz I'll break your face yeah cuz I'll break your face there's one that I heard it was like uh life is just a series of five minute tasks or something

6:47 like that and I think it's like that's good if you procrastinate cuz I always I catch myself procrastinating too or sometimes like there's a task right in front of you and you think it's going to take an hour so you just put it off later you it's too hard you don't have that right now but then you start having this pile up of ████ and then finally at the end of the week you're like ████ I got a ████ ton of ████ and then when you do it you're like dude that was 5 minutes that was 5 minutes that was 5 minutes that was 5 minutes and then so when I started to think about things that way I'm like oh ████ like if it just happens now I just take care of it and it's done I don't have to waste my band it feels better when you finish and then you don't have anxiety about it but you have to take a lot of showers first I have so much anxiety I'd never been like that yeah I just get it done ████ crush me I won't be able to sleep one of my favorite quotes from a kid was welcome to the United States of bir and it was ta

7:39 K United States a butt love that but damn United States a butt yeah great quote D I like how he looked at the ceiling while he says it too okay everybody everybody instead of just throwing ████ out throw out your favorite I love what Steve he ████ memorized something he laid it out that's obviously something that was deep and and very mean to him what is something that really stood out or quote that maybe you would even entertain ████ tattooing on your body since you're such an ink Fest now well I want to get a quotes on me dude what the ████ n dude I'm not going to get a qu that's too much real estate I'll probably get a dragon on me or something fish this is literally a quote yeah true everyone a dinosaur quote that I there's a quote that I kind of live by but the problem is it's not a quote because I never memorized it but this is the general sense

8:30 okay try your best on what you think is worth forward I'll look it up and I'll help you out okay it's something along the lines of um if you if it makes you uncomfortable then you must do it yeah yeah I like that I forgot what the actual like I don't like committing crimes I don't like butt what I like yeah so what I like guess I got to do it what I like about it is because the things that like you either make the most excuses of or things that you aren't um that like kind of rub you the wrong way like you that's where the most growth happens is when you actually do it and you figure out oh ████ I can do it yeah the little like uh be get comfortable being uncomfortable yeah yeah so even though like I'm extremely introverted when we first did JK stuff I was like ████ it man I just go ████ speak in public and just get out and meet people and do meet and greets cuz I that's where like growth is going to

9:21 happen do a lot of people obviously social media era change stuff but do a lot of people like dig into quotes cuz maybe it was just a sports thing growing up like my basketball coach and even when I coach I coached basketball for like 6 years and even strength and conditioning like uh we we kind of have themes and and stuff to tie the team together and so we'd like base it on a quote in the season or you'd bring a quote before a big game to make some kids think about ████ is that normal is that only sport there's no better motivator what do you fear most yeah like Coach Carter ████ yeah kind of no really though yeah like my coach my coach right now uh well he's the greatest fear that's what it is yeah yeah is to be in my my my coach right now is the the most winningest coach in California history high school basketball and so like he just has a lot of really ties kind of like Coach Carter stuff like real team building stuff and so we always like quotes have always been a part of what I do in a way yeah that's why I Whi mine out and Anthony said I guess I didn't memorize them long enough for mine weren't as long as yours

10:11 so mine didn't count your was kind of a long one yeah means a lot to me but the but the Deion Sanders what he's doing with the Colorado Buffalo I you guys so cool talk about quotes talk about like a motivator right he's a walking he's a walking bar you didn't make me so you can't break me oh and he he has worked these kids so hard with the quotes with the motivation stuff that he I don't know if you guys saw this locker room speech that he gave it was so great and then he was talking about he said all he had to do was say he says you know we aren't coming and then all the kids got emotional and they're like we're here you ████ like that that g me chills y I love it that's all he had to say and that's all he had to say cont is so good says we aren't coming I'd start being like I am you start laughing wow I'm coming hard I'm coming hard to make it uh uh real popular the look good feel good play good that's di that's Dion in

11:01 the 9s honestly one of the most inspirational humans on the earth I love that sh that's really cool I I tend to just uh listen to quotes and then translate it into my own mind and then it probably turns into a different quote but there's this one where it was like whether you tell yourself you can turn into peanut butter in my mou I'll do it myself I do it better there's this one that's like whether you tell yourself whether you say you can or you can't they're both right yeah yeah I don't know is it what that what did that turn into though yeah that's the real one okay that's what I thought I thought I morphed the real one into that how turned it into his I made that quote up yeah that's the real one but I don't even know who the originator was it's jge D original was it Marcus Aurelius I don't know who the real one there's some

11:51 like movie things that hit me like what uh King Kong ain't got ████ on me that's a statement nothing he just nothing yeah so denz Denzel and Remember the Titans says uh I don't scratch my head unless it itches I Don't Dance unless I hear music we will not be intimidated that's an amazing one it only really matters what I'm talking bzel fan all right okay dude he's my favorite actor period period hands down you smoke that ████ another one is the very end of Harry Potter for all my Harry Potter heads out there and Harry's like dead spoiler alert he's dead or something right and he says uh wardian liosa no that's not what he says he says um and I might butcher this a little bit but but it's so good to me at least he says something like um is this happening or is this all in my head and Dumbledore says Harry even if it is in your head

12:42 that doesn't mean it's not real does that make you want to watch Harry Potter dude in Flight is he shooting basketballs you're watching Flight with Denzel Wasing right he the drunk pilot drunk pilot he he gets he got he has the the stter the planes going down and he's like he's like you you got to son right and she's like yeah and he's like he's like say I love you Trevor like that one ████ as as are ████ hdden trees yeah he's like what's your what's your son's name she's like Trevor she's he's like say I love you Trevor that ████ is verse that thing oh that's when he became my favorite actor oh really not even before that not like a training day I I didn't even see training day until after that oh Training Day training day and Remember the Titans Will Remember the Titans for top movie that final scene of man on fire when he's walking oh my God when he's going across the bridge since we're losing memory

13:33 quotes I'll tell you something that I like myself okay check this out ████ education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence Robert Frost that's wow cousin of Jack Frost hey shout out big shout right yeah shout out Jack Frost he's not a he's not a a snowman though oh God just the yeah that's what I thought too it needs it one of my favorite military quotes is uh never never what the ████ I just had my break never uh that happens that happens never forget Never Surrender something like that never all right I got one I got one some of mine are more like stories you hear going back to the sport that's hard uh I think it's uh

14:23 1988 1986 allstar game I don't know where we're at three-point competition Larry Bird hops in the locker room and said which one of y'all ████ coming in second hey what's up Larry Bird underrated trash time if Larry Bird lost that's the best sh it been great if he didn't hurt his back dude all time goat hey what about none of these are quotes guys they're call outs wait wait wait I got one wait let me ████ I'm sorry he was in he was waiting in line ████ good guy okay master ugu from Kung Fu Panda oh I'm a fan do or do not there is no no try that's good ain't that Yoda Simplicity D redid it no he didn't he did that kind ofur yeah but he kind of Yoda likee you know Jason he's a good character he basically is Yoda in that

15:13 movie yeah I got it don't make decisions when going uphill so a lot of people they they have a plan they have a plan right yeah they have a plan I'm going to do this I'm going to ████ stick have a diet I'm going to stick to for 30 days day 15 oh you you know what but I got a friend in town or should I have a cheat meal or it's my wedding I'm hungry don't make decisions when going uphill complete the climb and then when you're at the top looking down now how do I readjust that's cool don't ever make thought was whack now I get it I thought it was like yo when everything's crashing and burning that's when you start making decision when it's tough when it's tough don't plan because you're in a bad state of mind you know you're like I I have something to piggy back off of that by Mr n okay n when we are tired we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago oh have you ever been anxiety woken up

16:05 in the middle of the night and then you're like ah and then you're like I'm having a high school flashback ████ when I had that moment I was talking ████ to that bully but then I didn't have the right words to tell him and it's like I already got over that took care of that one but why am I reliving that trauma why parallel to Barts I think it's Mike Tyson everyone's got a plan so they get punched in the mouth yep oh that's a good one keep your plan under adversity under fatigue if you can keep that you probably win semi mature perpendicular parallel to that one which is actually my favorite parallel yeah my favorite quote of all time this is for real my favorite quote life will give you whatever experience is necessary for the evolution of your Consciousness how do you know this how do you know this is the experience you need because it's the experience you're having at this moment you're to I didn't know that but you

16:56 know the Layman oh I know totally yeah I read it uh the Layman is like you're gonna live the same lesson until you learn it kind of deal that's so true I think you're gonna like this one but go it's not Epicurious it's epit epitus you know this guy course hepatitis epidemis I Got That vaccine elephantitis yeah epic Titus okay he who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at love it that's the good one that's the JK dude serious I like that you can't take yourself too serious ████ down you're talking to the kiss stealing Wheeling deing limousine riding jet flying son of a gun and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down now give me three claps and Rick flu and Ric Flair woo

17:46 love that but I'm not doing the clap do you like that yeah you want to dig into quotes bro you dig into some Old Stone Cold Steve Austin or the rock what all that ████ is crazy the rant uh Stone Cold went on a rant about um like going to a bar the night before you going to a bar you going to drink beer I had another beer you're going to have whiskey we were going to work out I started doing push-ups what chinups what barbell curls then we did some back I did some ropes and then I took his ass outside I took his ass inside and then I give him a hell yeah he's so good undefeated bro no one's better than him really is was better he is unbelievable he is the modern day electric that's you know this is a great prompt this is I learned a lot from all you guys and to end this in

18:36 a very in a very JK style I like the jack off jacking off is one of the best Pleasures on this part voler we all love Vol and he said the most important decision you make is to be in a good mood comedy baby it's really good very true other my second favorite quote of all time and anony Lee show me the proof 911 talking oh that's what yeah that's 9 that's the reference okay go go go go

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