0:05 I'll tell you guys a funny story because I the question that I want to ask you was like, "Did you ever um did you ever have a mission or a goal that was like so important to you?" And then once you finally got it, you were like meh. >> Like certain girls. >> Hey. >> I'm kidding. I'm kidding, guys. Stop. >> He's not kidding. >> Nothing wrong with that. If that's if that's the way you roll. >> Yeah, no. I I I agree. I think a lot of guys you know, we put women on a pedestal and it's not their fault. It's our imagination. We're like too romantic and ████ And then um when you get with them, you're like they're just humans and they're actually very flawed. You know, I don't really like you. You I just thought you were hot. >> really flawed. >> And I think that's ████ up because like we we do that to ourselves.
0:55 >> How could you lie to me? >> Like we hype them up like a goddess and it's like that's your brain that did that, not her. She's She's just walking. >> Flower petals are used now. Like that? >> No. >> Oh, like after you ████ up, "Ooh, you're not a virgin?" >> I mean, that's >> The uh the thing that happened to the thing that happened to me like that. While you while you think of your thing, I'll tell you my biggest thing in that realm. So like this is so ████ I've never told the story, but it's pretty ████ embarrassing cuz it's so stupid. But um when I was around I think I was 20. 19 20 was my maximum Christian uh days where I was like so hyper Christian um that I was going to like those you know, giant conventions in Florida and
1:45 stuff where they'll do do everyone in a big cathedral going And I thought I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, right you Jeff Sessions. And um so I was part of this like elite prayer warriors group that would meet this ladies like house and uh we would pray for it was like intense prayer where like people all had different powers like this one lady had the power to like she would just start freaking out and then start writing on paper and they basically she's writing what God's saying and then different people had like psychic abilities where they could like ████ just stop and then like >> Avengers of Christianity >> Basically it was so ████ and then so I when I was new and I was just there I would just go to you know help pray whatever they would bring in kids that were like really sick or like kids that had like cancer and ████ and and these people would literally believe that they
2:35 were removing the cancer it's that hardcore and then >> Was this That doesn't sound like our religion. >> It's not it's a it's a total different thing. It's like Pentecostal breakaway from SDA. Um >> I don't want to go check that out that sounds fun. >> I'm trying to get some I'm trying to get some healing. >> So the crazy thing is the the leader of the prayer group was like So okay so today we're going to we're going to pray for you to receive your power. Like I was going to get activated. So I was going to be able to do what the ████ the X >> So you did your back head flip? >> Whatever the whatever the X-Men are doing. >> Prayer related. >> Yeah. So then so they do this ritual where like they they like gather around me and then they all have their hand on my head and they do this ████ crazy cuckoo prayer and the after they were done the the leader lady was like sat me down we had
3:26 like a private meeting and she's like just so you know like at this point now that you have this gift when you walk out this door you are now going to visibly see demons and you are going to visibly see all of the devils and all of like Satan's minions that are out there doing all of their dirty work and and she's like and you won't be able to turn it off. I she's like saying I I want you to to be ready for that. Don't don't go into like a traumatic state when you the first time you see it. It's very normal. We all see it. It's fine. >> Sounds like a room of schizophrenics. >> Yeah, so I'm in I'm in So then like they all like they leave and they give me a moment to like collect myself. And they're like, "When you walk out there, it's going to be pretty like traumatic for you." >> When she's telling you this, what's going through your head? >> I'm going finally see the same ████ they all see. I bought it. I've I'm >> So did you go outside and see guys like
4:17 doing a fentanyl lean and you're like, "OH MY GOD, SATAN'S MINIONS." >> THEY'RE ALL JUST HOMELESS. >> YEAH, so I'm sitting in that room and I'm just like waiting. They're all gone already. They I'm supposed to like sitting there and let it stew in my ████ whatever. And then once I'm ready, I'm supposed to go outside. >> This is Azusa, California, by the way. It's not some crazy place. >> So I'm sitting in there and I'm just like Okay, am I ready for it? I'm going like 30 minutes straight. I was just like, "I don't know if I'm ready. Am I ready? I don't know if I'm ready." ████ ████ it. You go outside. It's ████ nothing. And I'm just like All right. So no demons, I guess. >> People hallucinate hard and they actually start seeing ████ >> They're so ████ mental, they're probably seeing HD demons everywhere. You know what I mean? Like it's not even a question of like spirituality. They're
5:07 just so deep into their own ████ that like everything they think they're seeing is like They're they're on a 24-hour psychosis. >> Or what if it's like a vampire thing like you can't see your own reflection? Like you're the demon so you went outside >> But of course like if I go back to them and I'm like >> I didn't see anything. There's going to be a million reasons why. >> Like no ████ >> They're going to be like, "Oh, God isn't blessing you like us yet." >> They're like, "Why'd you wait 30 minutes? It takes 10 minutes. That's all. Usually people just walk out." >> I think they're all faking it because they're like they believe the person that told them that they have powers. They all think they that they have powers. And they're like, "I'm the one that doesn't. So there's something wrong with me so I have to lie." >> No, yeah, that's why >> Oh, I see demons everywhere. That's like around the time I started to really like know just to criticize what the hell's happening in that room. And then, um, the next time I was there, you know the lady that has the power of written, spoken word of God, whatever. So, this is the ████ dumbest ████ So, the
5:58 stuff she would write, because her ████ intelligence is limited, she would it's limited to her own vocabulary. Like, she's not going to write words she doesn't know, and she's writing in King James version text that has a lot of thous and these, like thou art, thou must. And I'm like, why the ████ would God be talking like that? That's not even his First of all, it's not his native language. Second of all, this is one version of the Bible, and that's the one she knows. So, she's writing that. >> No, but he converts it for King James, cuz he's all pi- all powerful and mighty. >> can't Google translate right away? >> No, I don't think >> It's built in. >> And so, like, I started scrutinizing every little thing, and then the thing that finally brought me out of it was like when we went to the next conference in Orlando, or whatever. And, um, and the the pastor on stage was like doing that thing where like, "You must give
6:48 $5,000 minimum, all of you." And people are just buying it. One guy got up, tried to walk out. I was like, "You! Stop walking! You must give 15,000 right now to sow your seed for Christ." And he ████ turned around and and wrote a check, and everyone's clapping, and I'm like, I was just like, this is ████ ████ And that's >> Who carries a checkbook on their body? >> All those people, they know, that's why they're there. >> That seems like a scam. >> Well, that's how it works. It's your you're sowing a seed. So, it's almost like an investment. It's like the more money you give to God, the more he'll give back to you. It's like ████ uh, it's no it's no different than, uh, the Christian TV shows, you know? >> I sow my seed every night, and I give, but I don't get much back. >> Who do you What do you give it to, though? >> A tissue paper. >> But, yeah, that's the thing that like, for the longest time I was like, I want to be like these people. I want to gain
7:38 this power. And I worked so hard to get up there, and then once I stepped outside, I was like, holy ████ I'm an idiot. >> You went to the wrong one, dude. You need to do like Chi Gong or you got to do you got to do like Hindu stuff. Be a guru. That's the real stuff. >> That's the real stuff? >> You got to be a yeah, one of those >> Shintoism is real? >> That one's fake. >> That's fake? >> Yeah, man. Don't you know? It got everyone got moted after World War II because in Shintoism the emperor has divine blood. So they're like, I'm fi- I'm fighting for God. There's no way I'm going to lose. That's where they had the kamikaze suicide pilots cuz they're like, I'm fighting for God, dude. He's going to put me in a good place. No way we're going to lose. And then they lost and then they're like,
8:29 so he's not God? >> They're all in J heaven now, right? >> What's the promise in Shintoism though? Like what's the 72 versions for them? >> Thanks, dude. I was trying to get out of this to get back to him. You asking history ████ Go ahead. >> They don't have that. >> All right, so who's the girls that you thought >> Yeah, that you were like, she's so ████ fine. And then you got with them and you're like, >> They want you to FINISH THAT NOW, I'M SURE. Cuz that's >> I don't have any of those stories, obviously. >> Tell us about Tell us about your conquest your conquests. >> You never had that conquest through a girl and then you got her and you were like, what was I thinking? Yeah. Drop the weight drop the weight and name. >> That's >> Okay. 148 GPA, credit score. >> Um yeah, she was like 115 kilos.
9:20 >> Well, nice nice nice nice. >> No, dude. >> About 230 pounds. >> I don't have any >> Really don't have any of those at all. >> No, because I don't know if I've ever like really put a girl so high >> Oh, look at you, dude. >> Oh, cuz they think you're high. Excuse me, dude. >> He's the prize. >> I'm the prize. >> He's the prize. >> I just can't remember a time I was ever toxic. >> I can't remember a time I wasn't toxic. >> You don't need to bring nobody to the table, he'd a table. >> LET ME LET ME >> LIKE USUALLY girls chase me. >> finish. Can I finish? >> All right. >> What I meant to say was more so that like there's never been a situation where I put a girl on that type of pedestal and they were and they were disappointed. >> Oh, okay. >> And like where it was like nah.
10:11 >> He saved himself. >> I've only had I've only had really high pedestals and then long-term relationships and then like me being the ones me being the one that like was let go or dropped or something like that in in a way. >> Wait, what's your what's your ratio of you broke up with them and they broke up with you? Which one's higher? >> Dude, he's lying. He's been dumped he never dumps anybody. >> Let's see it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Which one's which? I don't even know. >> Dude, he's he's actually dumping more for sure. >> I think it's even. >> No way it's even. >> It's even but but two of these are the same girl. >> Huh? >> So you dumped her twice? >> Yeah, she dumped me again. >> Oh. >> Two times? >> All three all three
11:01 >> as one though kind of. >> was like high school >> Big two times? That's pretty good. Let's try it again. Ah, that's not going to work. >> You're so stupid. >> Good for you. >> Good for you, Anthony. >> I cannot feed it. >> Stopping the share type. >> Obviously >> at a time. >> she forgot. >> And then she was like maybe I could make it work. >> Yeah. >> And she goes it's still too small. >> She's like I've been I've been working out. Maybe it'll >> His rizz is good but still not worth it. >> I've been working out. >> Dilation pills. >> You know what I will say to actually answer this with when I was thinking about it I think it was a taekwondo. >> Oh when you when you reached five five level black belt? >> Cuz I got second degree black belt, right? >> But as a kid. >> Yeah. >> And and then that's what it's not until wait cuz I remember my like they kept on adding in between stripes to every belt so you would think it would take like six colors. >> I thought you guys had no money. How did you afford that?
11:51 >> That's the thing every everything there were payment plans. They could always work with you but there were always tests and you would get another stripe and then another different belt color and then another half belt color and then a stripe on that. >> Which money over the years? >> And then even after getting your black belt there were there would be other sub programs then you can go into like aikido hapkido like kendo whatever. You have to buy the bamboo sword you have to buy the ski you have to buy whatever you have to do the demo team stuff. So it's just a money suction and then you got second degree black belt which has like 16 ████ tests before you get to second degree and then if you get second degree there's third degree which is a whole another round so by >> Sounds like you got scammed dude. >> By the time I got >> I don't think Koreans do scams. >> Right. It felt like there it wasn't it didn't feel like you hit like a goal it felt like it was just more there was more there was constant there was never ending. And then but I would still be weak enough to get my ass probably whooped at that age. >> Well dude you you're not looking at the right way martial arts is you always
12:42 work on it dude you're never perfect. >> Yes I understand but why why would they give you the black belt so fast? >> Because then you could add to the black belt you could add to the black belt. You get a black white belt then you get a black red belt. >> I did I got I went to second degree. >> How old were you when you got the first your first black >> Could have been grand master dude. >> First black belt I was probably like 10. >> Dude ████ killing machine man. 10. >> His hands are registered as deadly weapons dude. >> 12. >> Wow bro. >> And then you barely got yours ████ 20 late 20s? >> Well I when I was a when I did karate I got a 12 year old karate black belt too. Yeah I did. I did. >> Do you stack them when you wear your jujitsu ones? >> Yeah I tell people all the time. >> illegal to get a black belt. >> No I I earned it dude I earned it. I earned it fair fair and square. >> Child assassin dude. >> Dude I knew all my katas You can't take that away from me. >> I would rather today >> I don't even think that exists in Japan.
13:33 >> What? >> Joe, what are you talking about, dude? >> Black belt child? Like I've never even seen that before. >> Joe, sorry, dude. This is America, last time I checked, okay? >> No child left behind, Joe. >> Land of the free, home of the brave, brother, okay? >> In Japan, do they even have fat martial artists that they're not sumo? >> There are fat martial artists. >> Oh, really? >> They're usually judo. >> Oh, but that's good for judo, isn't it? >> Yeah. >> Cuz you can't throw them. >> Yeah, cuz they're hard to pick up. >> Don't look up if there's kid black belts.
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