0:00 Best immigrant are Mexicans. They're the foam of society. Yeah. I used to work in a biotech company. We only have one Mexican employee. Whole company's softball team depends on this one. It's all good. We all We all show up. If he's not there, we're I didn't know he was going to go there. [Music] And welcome back everybody to another episode of the Careful Boys where we're extremely careful. Joe Hening, is that what that means? Careful. Haing. Yeah, very careful. And let's give it up for Joe Wong, who's going to come back. I was being careful, but I you guys are cheering. Hima. Be careful. Don't Okay, so here's the question. And just so you know, uh, Grock AI has an objective
0:53 answer to this question, but we won't dive into it until the end. Okay. How come you didn't try CHBT? Cuz they lie. Uh, because Ryan's the one who sent me this, showed me the answer, and I said, "Okay, we're going to talk about it." Okay. Thank you, Ryan. Who are the best immigrants coming to the USA? Oh, interesting. Right now, Africans. Like the the white Africans? No. Uh, because You know what I'm talking about? That's a whole thing right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, but they're I I think they're refugees. They're not right. They're like I guess Well, is that still an immigrant in a sense? Technically, yeah. But yeah. Well, the way I see it is like people that are just crushing it right now are um who who's beating the Asian community are Africans because they are like super smart and they have the same traditional like
1:44 upbringing. They get their beat to study all this stuff, right? But they're also benefiting from the AfricanAmerican like affirmative action stuff that the Asians don't. So, they're getting in at a higher rate cuz their grades are good and everything, but they're also like black. And then they're they're crushing it in business and other stuff, too. Well, that's that's a great point. Yeah, they're crushing it. You must be a doctor. Doctor. Oh, yeah. I used to uh talk to this uh immigrant from Nigeria at Starbucks. Not um you know Starbucks usually doesn't have a lot of immigrants. Dunkin Donuts. Yeah. Dunkin Donuts. But he was we all going that makes more sense. Yeah, it makes more sense. Yeah. Yeah.
2:36 Yeah. But he's saying the same thing, you know. He he was an engineer back in Africa building like dam and stuff but now he's just working menial job just to just so that his son can go to a good college and study engineering was like wa that was a lot of commitment the whole family just their whole the only purpose of their family here is just for their one child to go to a good college you know yeah just yeah I you know I kind of understand so I think the best immigrant are Mexicans That's what I was going to say. I think south of the border cuz I think they are down to do anything. They're down they they're all happy. No one's complaining. And they'll build like all infrastructure type jobs. Build any ████ house, plumbing, carpentry,
3:26 electrical, they'll valet, they'll do anything. So any like um they cook all the kinds of foods. They do cook all the kinds. They're versatile. how you go to a Vietnamese restaurant and that Mexican guy speaks better Vietnamese than most Vietnamese Americans all of a sudden now like they're like um you know that ████ foam that comes out of a canister that you put in between your drywall that's they're the foam of society you need to fill some space I was wondering where that was going to go and I'm actually pleasantly surprised that's that's them you always have good analogies some space man he definitely has where their household products are like Mexicans. Yeah, that's a good take. I kind of agree with you, too, cuz I live used to
4:17 live I lived in Texas for eight and a half years, you saw a Mexican at Dunkin Donuts. Oh, no. No, but sometimes when we're uh out in the countryside, me and my wife at the time, and um our car broke down, this like basically this Mexican guy, he got I don't know, six, seven kids in the back, but they in the hot sun, but they still get off the truck to help us out, you know. Yeah. They're not too good for anything. Some people they're above this job or whatever. They're not too good. They'll do anything. I feel bad for their kids. The bad in the in the truck. Oh no, they're just basically this was so hot in Texas, but then they're okay, you know, just fix my car and they're off. Oh man, that's really nice. And they know how to have fun anywhere. So my my wife uh my wife's mom lives in East LA. It's pretty
5:08 ghetto over there. And uh on the weekends outside of the taco truck, like the illegal ones. Yeah. One of the most creative things I've seen. So it's a concrete jungle, right? It's like all sidewalk, whatever, graffiti, whatever, everywhere. They brought the picnic to the taco stand. So, they brought like a literally 6x6 fake turf. They rolled it out and they had a picnic in the middle of like an alley and someone set up a umbrella. And I'm like, man, these guys don't complain. They'll just make something happy happen. It's a sad environment with ████ a homeless guy in the corner, like two dogs ████ on the side and they Well, that's happy. I don't mind that. They're going to have out pastor right there and and everyone's going to be happy. I'm like, dude, that's crazy. That's so true. They're happy no matter what. Mhm. They
6:00 throw the best parties, I think, too. Yeah. In your neighborhood, you live with a bunch of Mexican folks. They're playing music loud, but they'll also invite you to come over. That's true. If you complain, if you're walking over to complain, they'll be like, "Hey, neighbor, come on in everything. This is my nephew." You can't say no to that. What? What? For some reason, you're just there with a plate of tacos and you're just like, "All right, don't don't My only my only complaint is their love for fireworks is too much." Wait a second. They love fireworks. Oh, yeah. That's so Chinese, though. It's just all time of the year. Any any time of the year, there's favorite sports team. Fourth of July is right. 2:00 a.m. for no reason. It could be like ████ March 3rd. Boom. Yeah. For no reason. They're like Hawaiians, dude. Hawaiians love fireworks, too. They do. Oh, that that's
6:51 that's interesting. That's my only gripe. Yeah. Don't like the fireworks. You're not a firework guy. Not at 2 a.m. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Trying to sleep a little bit. Yeah. I used to work in the biotech company in Boston. We only have one Mexican employee. Yeah. The whole company's uh softball team depends on this one. It's all good. I'm not even kidding. We all We all show up, but if he's not there, we're screwed. We're ████ You know, we can't even hit the ball. One guy. He does everything. He's pitching and catching. I didn't know he was going to go there. So he just worked at the company just to play in the softball team. Well, yeah.
7:41 But I I did go to, you know, like batting cage and stuff. Oh man, I suck so bad. Yeah. What about you, Nick? My answer is brown people. Anything south of the border. You guys are biased cuz you're wives. Yeah, we're we're in the culture. You know what I mean? I mean, I I I'll join them, too, on that take. Well, also too, like all the co-workers I've had that were the best co-workers were all like dudes from Mexico, yo, and like I would slap them on the ass. They didn't like that that much and I would like, you know, try to do male camaraderie with them. They didn't like that. But that's fine. But when we were work, it was like we're all working hard together and they're happy and fastpaced. And all the American I had problems with all the American kids like that was I was working with I was like, "Bro, ████ step your ████ up." But the
8:32 Mexican dudes, they were the best. They were the ones that were hustling the most. That's true. Cuz we hired a a Mexican like moving company. Super quick, professional, on time, real quick. And then we hired like a Chinese one and ████ took a break every 15 minutes, smoking cigarettes, and they're so weak, dude. Like the Mexican dudes put a refrigerator on his back. All right. You know, and I'm like, damn, you guys are like Superman. Superman. Chinese dude, they needed like 10 people to move the same refrigerator and they're just like, "Oh my back." And then they go to the back, start smoking cigarettes again. I'm like, "Dang, dude." And they stole some money. I'm like, "And they stole, too." Yeah. And my mom was like, "Oh." And they uh backed their truck and hit the wall and broke the wall in half. And my landlord was like, "F██████ Chinese." She's Chinese and she hates Chinese
9:23 people. She goes, "F██████ Chinese. I never want to hire Chinese. But you're Chinese. She goes, "Don't ever whack with Chinese." That's what my mom said to me every day. I think it's the most funniest thing cuz every single time I talk to Chinese people, they hate Chinese people the most. Whereas other Asians, they have a rivalry, but then Chinese people have a rivalry within Chinese people. Self-hatred. My my dad So my dad hates Chinese, too. And he has a there's there's a saying, he hates him. You know, uh to mo took like it's called Japanese. You steal the chicken while you pet the cat. What does that mean? So, I guess you they're always pulling a fast one on you. Hey, kitty cat. And you're like moving all the chickens behind you. Hey, kitty cat. Look how nice that guy is. He loves animals. He loves cats. Wow. Where you're stealing all the chickens. Wow. I
10:13 mean, when you got like 1.6 billion people, you know, like in like hella different regions, dialects, doggy dog world. Yeah. for sure hate your the rivalry within is bigger than there's too many of them. But how come they don't say like Americans be hating Americans and we only got 300 million out here. Imagine when you got 1.6 billion. But then I I'm I'm wondering why they don't like target a specific like oh I don't like Cantonese or whatever. It's always just I hate Chinese. It's a blanket term. Yeah. I I don't know. I just think it's so funny. In China there is such something like that. you know, everybody's is ████ on people from the certain province and uh it got really bad. You know, what provinces got beef with each other? Uh I think like you know I came from you know northeast part of China. What is that part? Like
11:04 Shanghai. No, no. Oh, norththeast. Yeah, northeast. Yeah. People always ████ out the northeast. No, no, uh northwest. The northeast. People there uh they're drunks. They fight, you know, they everything bad. But then what's that region called? Northeast. Dongbe. Oh, Dongbe. It's just called Northeast. Yeah. Northeast. Yeah. Yeah. We had a like literal telling us it's just northeast. No, it is just called. It's just northeast. People. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't I don't quite fit the stereotype. I don't look like I can, you know, beat somebody up. But you know the rough over there, huh? Is that what I mean? people from like the north and people from the south. They got issues with each other for sure in China. Oh, they're always Yeah, cuz isn't that like Cantonese and Mandarin
11:54 culture or something? There's a difference. That's another layer, which is even within Cantonese culture, there's the north and south. Dang. Yeah, cuz when I uh grew up here in Monterey Park with a lot of Chinese guys, they're mostly Cantonese and they would talk so much ████ about Taiwanese. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't know that either. Yeah. And then I'm like, you guys kind of look the same and I can't tell. And I Well, I couldn't hear the difference between Cantonese and Mandarin back then until I hung out with a lot and I was like, oh, I could hear. But I think Vietnamese and Cantonese sounded the same to me, too. Me, too. I could Yeah. But then now I can tell. But back then it was really funny because I'm like I don't know. Like it's so it's so niche. It's like so uh in inside
12:44 baseball that I'm like but you guys are all Chinese. I don't get it. But but that's the same the the more similar, you know, the more they tend to fight, right? You know, like the Indians and Pakistanis. I mean, our our inside baseball is like like New York to New Jersey. Oh, that's true. East and in the North area, they're like right next to each other, but there's just rivalry for the sake of rivalry. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, I don't I didn't know that. Yeah. Know the, you know, Red Sox and Yankees. They were just like, you know, Oh, yeah. That's Oh, man. I once I went to a Yankees uh Yankee and uh Red Sox game in Boston. One guy showed up in the game with a Yankee hat. And then immediately there's a a Red Sox fans, like 20 year old started to fight him. I was like, "Oh ████ this is terrible." And then there's a 50-year-old guy broke them up.
13:36 And then the 50-y old guy is a Red Sox fan. Then he put a strangle hold on the Yankees guy. I was, "Oh no, this middle-aged guy is even worse than the 20 20 year old guys. They're they're really just And that's right when you took off your Yankee hat, man. I was like even when I was uh uh buying the season tickets or something cuz uh my co-workers went there earlier than me so they got a better spot. I showed up about uh 5:00 in the morning and then immediately you didn't stand the line. you know, we have to explain to him as a reporter took a picture of us talking there. And the second day, the picture was on the news and the guy who came up to argue with us. He actually had a gun
14:27 here. It was on the picture on the newspaper. We didn't even notice until we saw the newspaper. Whoa, man. The people are just so serious about baseball there. Yeah. East Coast Sports, I don't think they're messing around. Oh, yeah. No, no. The Dodgers and the Giants. So, LA vers San Francisco. Oh, really? Every time they play, somebody goes to the hospital, someone gets put in a coma, too. Yeah. Someone starts fighting. It's ridiculous. Even within the ████ LA soccer teams. My buddy went to a soccer game. It was like a galaxy versus like the other LA team. I don't know what it is. And they were just throwing ████ at him. It's like LA versus I'm like, I don't understand this. But yeah, Americans, we love this. But but I think it's universal, though. Yeah, hate is universal. You guys want to know what Brock's answer is? I feel like the answer is none of what we said. Is it Middle Eastern? It isn't.
15:18 Colleen's hoping for the whites. She's like, "Come on, whites. Please, please, please. UK. UK. UK." Brock says Indianameans. Wow. Really? For earning an average of 100K plus a year, having some of the lowest crime rates, and 70% of them become full US citizens within a decade. Wow. We put him in Asian, right? Oh, I totally missed it cuz you know there's a whole list of how many how much America like each culture makes. Yeah. And Indians like top three. Exactly. And then it says the immigrants who make the lowest income and commit the most crimes are Mexicans and Central Americans. Damn. The Salvies and Guatemalans. Damn. Chose the wrong one. I didn't know. I didn't know the Latins are so scumbaggy like that. What uh what uh household tool is an Indian? American Indian dude. Indians are the computers
16:09 of America and the CEOs. That's not a household tool. You know what I heard? You know, what do you mean a household tool? You know what I think Indians are? They're the air fresheners. The lowest cost but makes the biggest impact. Oh, what were you saying? What were you thinking? I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. I just honestly was like, where's he going to go with this sick? Cuz when you said air freshers, I was like, you paint yourself in a tough corner, but you pull it out. No, cuz if they have low crime rate, right, they have like low footprint. They don't really tax our so growing up in California, I thought, you know, Indians were all rich. And then um I started finding out that like other countries like Indians aren't. And and and then what my Indian friend told me is that um America gets all the best ones cuz of the visa, the
16:59 H1 Genius visa. And then they all work for all the tech companies and engineers. And then all the ones that can't come to America, they go to Canada or like Europe or whatever. What are you saying about Canada? Second class. No, cuz they become like the gangs and then the the like the they're like this the the more like workingclass Indians go there. The ghetto Indians go there. Yeah. And then that's why they earn so much here and become CEOs and all that cuz they're all the highly educated ones that come here. You know, that's what they say about Asian immigrants, too. The best ones come to the US. Yeah. Because, you know, people always stereotype of Asians are just being very smart. But it's also a selection thing, you know. But also, they don't know Asia. They don't know how much we get beat to try to get good grades. Like, if every culture beat the ████ out of their
17:50 kids to get good grades, like Asians, you'd be doing good, too. But they don't they don't ████ them up. Like, they ████ them up for wrong reasons. They're like, "Hey, you're you're bothering me while I'm watching my football game." And then they ████ him up. It's like, that's use that same abuse energy, but turn them into a doctor. You know, that's that's all you got to do. That's the secret. Focus it. Yeah. Yeah. Air fresheners. I really didn't think he was going to go there. That was good. Yeah. Especially because we all know what they say about Indians. What do they say?
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