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Eating Burritos While We Chat... Are You in Commercials?

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0:00 what's your favorite Christian song Our God is an Awesome God how about this one you church too that's funny you know that song man I never met anyone else really cuz you went to church and you're all singing [Music] it welcome back to a mukbang episode of careful boys today we're having as you can see Sonora town tacos and burritos they forgot our chips though I know they forgot chips it's so tasty yeah is it good cuz you've never had it right town I love burritos and guac are you kidding me what were we just talking about what commercials you been on I've never been in a commercial there was a uh this was like in

0:50 2006 there was a commercial that would play in the you know like at movie theaters they have commercials before the movie there's one about DeVry University and I'm in that commercial I'm going to find it now but it's gone now that sh was like are you like turning around at a computer absolutely wow because they used all fake people like no none of the people go to the obviously but then like they just had me like literally like literally what you just did it's super stupid yeah I like I like this though you know those animations they play before movies where it's like like don't split your popcorn silence your phones or whatever I feel like those videos look like the first AI videos I always have the weirdest animation where like nothing's connected it's like you can tell they cut every corner possible like bowling alley Strike videos love oh I love those have you seen the inappropriate ones dude those are so 911 one oh my God yeah it's

1:41 so good yeah Anthony made that one I had a a YouTube Team walk up to a random person in North Hollywood I mean random people and then they walked up to me and said would you be willing to be in a commercial and I was sure why not I didn't think anything of it I did get called back for it and it was for the headphone YouTube commercial and then it's like after every video was like a banner for headphones and that was on that one oh that's pretty tight people would send me pictures saying is this you because they they get confused if that was me or not and I was like ████ it is me actually this time did an episode of CSI sick what were you dead I was Sharon Osborne's prostitute yes hey Sharon Osborne's prostitute Sharon Osborne yeah wait is she into woman yeah she was running a prostitution ring out of a out of a

2:31 oh what the hell what a weird ass roll dude yeah yeah that was random you know what roll I like that I did see you in not too long ago no it's like the it's the camp Tiger Claw from freaking wet hot and merry summer I met Kristen wig in the bathroom there and I was it was really hot and I took like toilet seat covers and I'm just like mopping my armpits and she's like walks in and I'm just like she's like you're a genius we're just mopping her ownit she's like I'm Christen like I'm just and I was just an extra and she's like is like she picked me she's pick me hi um she's like I want you to be my best friend but then she had like laryngitis or something so a lot of her scenes were cut but oh really it was really funny she was like deep throating a ChapStick at one point holy crap she had laryngitis during that she's but just like that that's

3:21 yeah that was fun though that's cool you got to do that yeah cuz I love that Series so much it was so good I really liked it I know Molly Shan's freaking such a g it was like it was cool what other stuff were you in that like we might have seen the NCIS what are you dead I love that I was this bad guy and ended up being dead that's how'd you die bad guy number two this is the most lost Angeles conversation I've actually ever had yeah what have you been in what have you been in like how many movies have you been in I got shot in the head boom and then they had to uh cover my whole body up for 3 hours of T because of my tattoos damn it was horrible damn yeah but that was in Hawaii they had to cover up your tattoos well they had to cover my body up a human color first my skin tone first and then go purple for like dead body for the dead

4:13 scene ████ yeah 3 hours horrible why couldn't you just be a dead person with tattoos yeah because they said why does Korean have uh a North Korean spy have tribal tattoos you you were North Korean North Korean SP yeah NC I was was really a North Korean it's like where is there are there tattoo parlors in North Korea that's probably illegal what can you do in North Korea that's a better question yeah that's a better question a great leader dude what can you do not feel like the list is probably longer but you're not allowed to do there um there was just one maybe you guys let me know how you would have navigated this differently but me and smack were in this Bose commercial that we had I think we booked it just for like just for like regular principal like hey just J like look like you're having fun

5:04 whatever and then they like put on music and they were like okay everybody we're going to do a dance circle and then me and smack were like oh we're we're actually dancers so we can't do that because that's a different contract you know what I mean you're like un or yeah it's yeah cuz it's Union so we're like oh we're like uh you we'd have to like run this buy again and sign something else cuz we were all just supposed to be here as like regular pedestrians or whatever and then you could just see the director's face just like switch he was just so pissed and they just like I think they cut us out from the commercial you get paid yeah we still got paid for the normal rate but then if you did dance would you get in trouble like what would I realistically nobody's really going to give a ████ it's just that's the proper way to do it and like this dude was trying to pull a fast one like cuz everybody knows that like we're

5:54 not the only ones that know that this guy knows but he's we can we can get these dancers for T the price if you hire them as pedestrian toce he was trying to he was just basically doing a come on be a team player kind of thing which is like understandable for small projects not when it's for like bows like you can afford to do this correctly right exactly you got set the standard yeah but the guy was like super like like his face was just like staring at me like this like when I when I replied with that and I was like what why are you acting like you're not a you've probably been a professional longer than I have yeah you should be telling me this yeah but then there were other people like in that cast there were like maybe 12 people were on a rooftop in LA and the rest of them were like yeah I'll do it yeah I'll do it cuz they're not none of them are union dancers or anything so they're just like sure why not yeah why not and he's like yeah why can't why

6:44 can't we just do this and it's like dude stop like I hate when they try to use this like why can't it just work when it's like you work under the same laws we do yeah but we're different we're bows I know it was pretty pretty weird you like sledy like 100 bucks and then you would have done it no it's it's not really it would literally almost be double pay M so it wouldn't be 100 just not worth it like the the real way that you get a B you should have just like written an invoice and be like here's the here's the new price here's the thing if if you said yes it's going to be like they're going to keep expecting that yeah yeah so it always takes one person to sometimes be like that and where he will learn next time yeah not to ████ you know what I mean I just know the language and I know that when directors and producers are playing stupid it's such a clear language they're not actors you know that they

7:35 know the rules and they're trying to you know cuz ultimately it's that's on you but I just thought it was like a weird situation cuz I'm like I don't want to I hate being that guy too MH that just wrecks the vibe but but it is what it is you know and but the whole team player thing like no ████ you guys you know what a team player does pays me the rate that I'm supposed to ████ knows you're worth for yeah let's be a team player I 100% agree with that have you guys been on game shows mhm what were you on what you were on game show yeah I was on a game show called common knowledge with Joey faton was from what I love that that's sick what do you have to do love that it's a game show is actually no shade it's one of the most boring game shows I think I've ever watched it's literally it's all ABC trivia that sounds fun like ABC the

8:25 network uh ABC as in you get a question and you choose the answer I was like when I went like childhood not the letter Al so it's so it's not like family feed where you get to come up with funny answers or anything um no we did not were you CL we lost against these girls called country cuties and they were like we want to win these this prize money so we can go see a country Festival they spell country like c n t r y imagine they wanted to but game Chanel work was like n no ████ how was Joey faton dude he was actually really nice Joey F was really chill and professional weird if he wasn't I think he's just a dick how it's like J like I feel is just kind of I will say I didn't know about Joey faton until I was on that game show like that was me learning about you never heard about him no I hadn't like

9:15 never ever what did you do during BB and innc days go up to tell them just that what did you do during like BB and ins sync days you just uh I grew up in like a really like Country Missouri so like so foot loose so we weren't no it's just Christian music I grew up listening to only Christian music and then once I was in high school I finally got lime wire and started like downloading stuff without my dad knowing about it what's your favorite Christian song Our God is an Awesome with how about this one every move I make I making you you make me move Jesus every take I Tak you yeah waves of mercy waves

10:11 of you in church too yeah I grew up in a Christian School the call back that sounds like a new school song I never had that well it was more it was that song was created for the kids who that song was created for the kids yeah that's funny you know that song man I never met anyone else that knew that song really cuz you went to church and you're all singing it he just by himself D okay okay maybe today you don't meet church people outside the house very often yeah no not that's nobody really knows that song that's really that's so funny if you were alone take it away sub is that dude making a song your river runs with love for me yeah you know what I know all those songs actually I know all those they're all they're all deep down in here like it's they don't got the Korean version when you were going to church I think they do they would sing wait hold on they sing those same songs but in

11:02 Korean how song no they wouldn't they wouldn't they would never never I went to a Hawaii uh Christian School oh Kindergarten to 8th grade did you did anyone else here go to Christian School gr up yeah no I went to public school you went public the whole way yeah public but it was like public school just Christian Church it's public school was very nice though like my somebody that went I went to school with his like had like a helicopter pad in his backyard one of your classmates had a helicopter pad yeah had an indoor pool how she said it what was his uh parents dad his dad was like a surgeon or something a surgeon yeah there's like one of the number one cancer research centers in the world in grandit Michigan holy crap it's beer City USA dude I ran into this like this is like a random thing that I

11:54 discovered but like when my my grandfather when he was a he was a neurosurgeon and and then my remember my family telling me he's like really famous and then uh by the time I was like getting to know him he was already retired but then in his house he had a phot like a paint like a painting or a photo I couldn't tell the difference but it's him shaking hands with like uh Ferdinand Marcos who's like the dictator of the Philippines at the time who like wrecked the Philippines everyone ████ hates this guy and I was like they're they knew each other and then my cousin's like oh yeah there there was there was a lot of beef because of that was and he just had it up yeah I was like this F was like friends with like that's like being homies with like Castro or some ████ yeah yeah it's kind of scary thank you can you just put it on display yeah weird ass thing to find

12:44 out I'm surprised you haven't been on a game show I think I would have liked to be but I I always for some reason I the time that I wanted to be on game shows I didn't know how that worked it's actually you don't it's kind of ████ honestly you have you have to do so much you have to do so much work get on like the interview process and everything and then you actually get there I remember our first day we were there for 15 hours and they didn't use us 15 we were just we were just like in the waiting like building for 15 hours and they don't they take your phones you're not allowed to have phones so you're just there just talking to the other people or whatnot and then we came back the next day and they used us but unless you win the game show you also don't get paid anything so like if you don't win it's all volun deal with Wayne Brady and I won wait you won Let's Make a Deal yeah I dressed up like a spaceship and a ship yeah I got like an

13:35 umbrella and put like a port hole on it and Wayne Brady's like come on down CU I used to ████ with my mom and witho you can only record like two things at a time and so I made her watch The Young and the rest of this live and pretended like I was really into Let's Make a Deal and then just figured out how to win I was like I'm going on this when I moved to LA so I went on uh I want a washer and dryer in your supply of laundry detergent nice that's actually wait do you still have do you still get no I sold it to my mom and then I got lasic eye surgery thanks there are picture there video my mom why did you how did you figure out how to win let's because I was like I know exactly what this is I know it's not a zon it's just like the way that they phrase things and like they they like rotate the same prizes so the way that they were explaining it I'm like that's a washer and dryer for sure they're like do you want the envelope or the big box I was give me the ████

14:25 like give me the Box he's like are you sure otherwise we'll give you $200 I was like I want the Box like washer and dryer and you're my mom's like the laundry detergent is unscented and I love it based yes but Dana went on and Dana won she wore my costume she won like a dining room set this is unheard of but you guys are all winning this ████ Carrie went on and won that and then she won the um showcase during uh Price's W she w a car she r a motorcycle what wait wait wait wait wait Carrie that I so know won the prices right showcase yes she won a lady shaver a necklace uh a Kia a motorcycle motorc I don't know she sold it so she pay the taxes on so she opted to like get the the uh dollar

15:15 value for it all huh she no no so she got it all and then sold things so that she could pay the TA like pay the tax oh sold part of it does she keep the car yeah she come she still drives the car what the heck that's trip wild she want that and let's make a deal that almost sounds like people probably calling her a plant you have to seriously she knows it guy on the inside I'm only surprised JK news doesn't have their own little game show like type thing going they used to yeah they had a very expensive game show oh really yeah back in the day they had JK party which was basically like at it at its era was probably the one of the best like well-made high budget like game channels I guess for like people to get together and play stuff it was

16:05 really good man people still to this day are like bring it back but it's so just playing like board games and stuff right everything so like every type of if it's a game other than like video games if it's like a game to play then yeah they did it man I went on there as a guest like 2015 or 2016 we a game show well I mean it kind of it's it's basically the big version of this but then I was so impressed by like they had their own like massive studio with like truss lighting and all the proper stuff they had a soundboard the audio guys were like sitting at a console like everything was legit yeah yeah yeah yeah just to like you know play uh Mafia or something but it was it was a cost a lot of money man got a lot a lot of people on that staff and eventually they let go of that studio it was like a they had like a

16:55 literally like it was like two buildings worth they had a so was it through their YouTube Network it sounds like situation it was back when JK was running like five channels or something and just raking it in like crazy that's why whenever Joe talks about like man I wish you guys were here during the the good old days yeah cuz then that's when people were getting paid I remember those days of YouTube I remember those days yeah that's nice yeah good times yeah man that's everybody was like the 2012 through 2015 YouTube paychecks where those were the good paychecks yeah and then and then the whole ad apocalypse happened and everything went down by like 2/3 like now we just made like a third of the revenue we used to it was but we still stay in that treadmill because there's still nothing better to do really than it's weird too to think that like Google was just giving out grants to creators just to

17:46 like just to encourage them to make better stuff that explains a really high production value from random YouTubers back then they were giving 100K checks to people just to be like here this is for us to donate to to you to improve your production and they pocket 90 oh yeah you saw a lot of guys buying nice cars yeah yeah yeah it was crazy but then Snapchat tried to do that recently and totally failed you see that no Snapchat was trying to like make a big comeback and they were trying to pay creators to like Po they were like hey if you want to just take everything you posted already move it to Snapchat we'll pay you this much they lost millions and millions dollars like they were giving Millions social media sites are so bad at deciding like who to give their money to when it comes to like these big deals and stuff they give so so much money to like the wrong people a lot of the time like if they just like set aside actual good amounts of money and gave it to the creators who were actively trying and

18:37 stuff these social media size could do so much better Snapchat now is like I it's probably on its last legs it got there was like a report I read that said if all the money Snapchat had was just put into a normal like Wells Fargo savings it would have made more money than they than they've ever made something because that's a .1% return yeah which is again like lots of businesses lose money but then there it would saying that like that was Snapchat's last I guess harah to try to get people to use it but then like when's the last time you really used it I used to save all my photos on there CU I have like no storage on my phone um but now I'm like thinking about it like if it goes under it's going to be like what happened with like Myspace and like zanga and live Journal like what's like when we went to New Zealand like all all we got errare to go to New Zealand it's like somebody messed up when they were

19:27 putting in the cost and it was supposed to be like $2,500 it was like $250 around called it error that's what it's called error fair cuz somebody made an ER so we're like guess we're going to New Zealand when they mess up you're allowed to they dropped a one yeah so and she got an alert on quantis what so we're like yeah I went to New Zealand I didn't know that that was a thing apparently did you guys know that that's Trav Pirates travel Pirates so doe that's a old school heard it here first I actually had to block it cuz I was spending so much money on it's really good deals mhm yeah a lot of people thought it was fake because when I first heard about it like God it's got to be like at least like eight plus years ago maybe more than that I I was looking at it I'm like there's no ████ way that it's this cheap I'm like this is a scam my friend's like nope I've been traveling the world with

20:17 this it's like go down the Nile for like $7 and round trip not that cheap but up until they scaned ticket her and I were like we're not getting on this plan like we're not round trip on qu she was ████ with me too cuz I was like I didn't know that like the alcohol was free so she just kept sending me glasses of wine and I was like I'm not paying for this and there's just like six glasses of wine on my tickets what the heck is this what's travel Pirates they fed you got drinks the studies came up and she was like I know your friend and you aren't together so like I just let me know and I'll like what does she want to drink and I was like oh she like we like wine and so we like got food we got wine and this entire time she's seeing that someone's giving her food I ate like 100 Mig of it's me I was like it's me I was like we're getting drinks for free yeah we got off the plane like all lior up yeah they feed you like twice

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