0:00 he splurge on jerking [Laughter] [Music] off and welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys where today we have the Marshall Club Andy and ran with us guys like CP bars no not really there's a generic question for everybody all right what are things that you on the one hand splurge on like you get the top of the top like when you get this you spend top dollar you don't give a ████ and then also what are things that you're like a cheapo on Cheapo yeah splurge on Korean barbecue wow how do you do that no just just barbecue so you always get the gold like level you know or you don't go you don't even go all you can eat you go to the all the cart
0:50 ones no no no that okay never mind I guess it's not Splurge but but at the barbecue place I would eat like a beer what's your favorite one to go to um one of the ones in Garden Grove there there's a new one it's called bull GOI like bull like no no there's a new one there's a new one I forgot what it's called yeah it's bull GOI this one yeah but yeah how much is their like gold tier or whatever I think it might be like 50 bucks as but we don't we don't need that though dude if you have brisket and beef belly then slice it Cooks fast you just eat it oh dude brisket man I like beef tongue too you guys like beef tongue yeah beef tongue I'm on that Korean barbecue is like a sh beef tongue amazing top dollar or like for example because you guys do like martial arts stuff you know like maybe it's like training equipment you get like the gold
1:41 standard of stuff versus just like Amazon a broadsword like massages and P2 like we don't put a price on it it's like same same with open gym fees gym fees that's smart that makes a lot of sense yeah stuff like that yeah turn on investment for yourself exactly yeah I call cheapest on all under what do you mean cuz you blow those things out huh either what are you sacrificing though by having cheap Under or Hanes like the most like Kirkland underwear is lit I wear Kirkland underwear the quality is still pretty good though yeah but it's not like you know like some people buy I don't know Calvin Klein you're buying like pre-owned I would worry about you he he goes to the certified pre-owned low mileage that's true I'm like that's going to be on the inside anyways so I just get the cheapest one what about you I feel like you you would
2:32 splurge on on clothes yeah because you have such good he goes cheap on the house but really high on the clothes yeah I feel like your the stuff that you wear is like really premium stuff it's always collab like that like that cool work in progress that's true yeah you have a lot of limiteds yeah I do like a lot of like collabs um I just feel like yeah less likely for other people to have the same thing yeah um chocolate my designer brand of choice of course is kit but that's because I feel like around my circle not a lot of people wear it so it's like less likely does look overplayed huh versus like enough people in my circle will like get down with like carart or Stuy or like you know so like that that's just a choice thing though and also I like Ki because like a lot of times it's like noticeably fashionable and unique
3:24 but not like overly louder obnoxious 5 for 10 does it for me man 5 for 10 dude yep I get it there's a um here's a good Splurge because it's really stupid but like for uh if there's a game that I really love this franchise a lot I will buy the deluxe version which is really stupid why that why is that stupid cuz it doesn't come with anything really useful you get like two skins or something well yeah sometimes it's an art book or something but I just like the idea of like oh I I don't want this franchise to die I want to support it so it's it's more like if you're going to spurge you might as well just spurge all the way right exactly yeah yeah I'm already wasting my life playing it m top dollar like which what was the last game that you did that for uh dude it's probably some like weird um I did it for like Tactics Ogre for like like
4:15 stuff that it's not popular to most people so I'm probably the only guy that bought it but I don't do for like Call of Duty that's like not for that yeah I don't do it for Call of Duty but I'll randomly get Battle pass season yeah yeah yeah cuz I want the perks yeah you want all the the cool stuff all the cool skins know Joe I don't think I splurge on anything I'm kind there's nothing you like like the top level one of I think all of my top level things have been impulse purchases flight flight tickets like randomly oh like first class like I had an idea to create a tatami room so I looked uh looked for that's a great example looked for a that's a Splurge for sure a a Japanese Craftsman and he built it from scratch and then he also built that display case too that's a
5:07 great example of a Splurge yeah wow and then so me and Ryan have been brainstorming it's going to be almost impossible to bring to Vegas we think we're going to have to throw it away no no no you just have to take it apart and then rebuild it wait are you guys going to like and he retired too are you guys going to bring the studio to Vegas or something or are you guys trying to bring the studio to Vegas or something well we're going to try to open a studio there but we got to see what we can bring to go over there all right see yeah oh spge on jerking off you're a gooner huh porn subscriptions only fans hey you guys know like never mind you know you go like are you really watching porno by yourself you is s familiar oh yeah
5:57 make hey you what are you do dude watching por him by yourself dude stop hey you know this get out of my what are you doing little sa God all alone hey how the hell oh you know what I cheat I go cheap on sometimes is car parts sometimes I'll get some eBay ████ isn't that crazy though like it's like you're a giant machine that you're riding in Yeah because sometimes it's okay oh okay depends on the parts yeah you probably won't get the cheapest brakes you can find like if you need like control arms or Springs or something you could just get away with some cheap stuff sometimes yeah but um I've bought luxury items but like I won't throw it away you know how like some people just like buy like I only have like one item and then like like I'll just keep it with me forever just so in your inventory yes specific what's specific well I think iPhones are
6:47 pretty splurgy right and I still got the 12 that's yeah considering the nature of like your actual craft that's like your a cheap ass yeah yeah but by the way I haven't been posting any social media ████ in the past 3 years so kind of makes sense it's funny that it started as Splurge now it's a cheap out yeah cuz I think there's a lot of luxury things like that where like if you buy it and you hold it long enough then it's kind of a cheap out it's going to gain uh but then if you hold it even longer then it's actually a collectible you knowx like luxury cars yes right like unless you get like the top of the top rarest ████ most of them it's like if you hold it on long enough it's cheaping out you got the you got the cheap version of the luxury yeah and then it becomes a throwback classic 30 years later yep but yeah what about haircuts do you guys pay
7:38 a lot of money for haircuts yeah how much is a lot of money dude I cheaped out so hard I let my hair grow for 2 years that's that's why you have phases of like wild ████ long yeah and bro subin cuts my hair and he's like just I don't care and I'm like nah I'll ████ pay him money and then um I don't care yeah and then I'll pay him like a hundred bucks and ████ he goes what bro that's ████ crazy I'm like but don't you charge people 50 bucks with tip and all that he goes yeah and I'm like then why you why you not taking the money and then um bro 100 bucks for a haircuts balling out Ball but he's a homie and he's already cut my hair once for free so it's like you know and he go and he goes to you okay okay and then so he wanted some bullets right so I have bullets and he goes you want to sell it to me and I'm like well how much do you want and then I'm like you're like how many haircuts is this literally the fact
8:29 that payment bullets yeah the sh that's very subin dude it's like the end of the world can you cut my hair for some rounds were you guys like dropping like the Quest Crew like who did your guys' hairs like you guys have some pretty um I did me and DX's and ais's and you could do your own yeah yeah yeah I us cut my own stuff yeah I used to cut and well when I had hair like I used to we I used to cut her hair I'd make it like ████ rat's tail and ████ emo sides and ████ and the and the on top use the thinner one I was like sty bro I had the mullet with it yeah I remember all the B Boys in in little saon had all these cool haircuts yeah that's so funny that that became a thing is you guys they all watch Quest Crew made everybody look gooday that's true yeah haircuts as do
9:20 hurt me though haircuts hurt you well like I remember growing up as a kid so growing up in the sgv you get a fade for five bucks yeah then you started getting then you started getting like okay $10 and then I'm still used to kind of vins which which is like 20 bucks maybe but then now like haircuts can be a lot and then so like um the place that we go to how much is like 40 bucks you charge basically at the end of it with tip you pay like 50 bucks pay 50 I'm like that standard now yeah like that hurts but then now that's like the standard like between 50 to 100 is like the stand and if you're trying to stay like clean yeah you got a lot of stuff happening like I would love to get a haircut once a week but then that be like 50 to 100 bucks every week so I do it every two weeks it adds up think about it but I'm like God damn it's like a car payment it is hard to remember when you just had a five with you and got a haircut that's crazy
10:10 yeah I will say even though I'm on kind of a break but like I've been like the last couple years pretty Cheapo on alcohol tight cheap how do you how do you be cheap on that you go instead of casamigos you go Costco Migos what the heck dude Kirkland brand like I would like the the the alcohol we get for even JK the tequila and stuff it's all Kirkland yeah and it's like more than good enough you know like it's and it's cheap didn't you say it comes from the same Factory anyway it's all white label stuff so it it does come from like still like premium alcohol factories and stuff but it's just funny because like I feel like when you're younger you think that you're balling out by getting like top shelf alcohol and then when you're older you think that you're like balling out because you can save money on alcohol what about
11:00 like water like people like spend top doar Kirkland I know like um yeah on some conspiracy theory ████ but like uh apparently our Waters have like some sort of fluoride or something that like that like blocks like some neuro like third eye neuros receptors on your brain and then like the elites buy like the the Evon ones or the whatever the expensive ones cuz it like it allows like I don't know it doesn't like block their like yeah it's like to keep you in line and like that's why RFK is trying to ████ get rid of the fluoride to suppress us like that yeah yeah press you from revolting yeah they talked about the pineal gland becoming calcified with the more fluoride you have in your water same thing with like toothpaste and stuff I mean but what can
11:50 you do that's that's on some conspiracy level ████ but yeah we like talking about that here oh we love it yeah what are you guys into like what what are you guys like UFOs oh don't get this guys started every get started get them started yeah go ahead get started tell me can I hear your thoughts on on the fourth dimension time and space Oh it's too uh too prolific for him oh wait for real what feudal Japan boom he's there's nothing there's nothing conspiratory about the fourth dimension exactly no no just that's just quantum physics bro exactly exactly so that's all it is I want I want conspiracies how about I'm a uh think government wise he's going to get a boner and the table's going to like Martin Luther King and orgies how about um how about like how about like the Ross child and
12:41 like if Freemasonry and like just up the 33rd degree of knowledge you know all that hear about that I think they're all yeah PDF he has to make a note now yeah it's going to say I think they're all beep beep wait did I say anything no you're good you're good it's like what's do you Splurge job Gaby the I think what I have been splurging on is things that I bought like groceries like some items I've been really getting into like goat milk and ████ cuz I'm like man I can't drink milk but I need to ████ hit my protein and I'm like milk is one of the easiest things to
13:31 like down you could just drink it yeah but I can't drink regular milks I get goat milk I get goat yogurt I get and that's just not cheap man what happens to you when you drink regular milk are you guys like diarrhea cha cha cha and then I get eczema oh ████ sucks can't do anything everybody reacted on the exen not the DI diarrhea is like nothing diarhea is too relatable what about can you drink Fair life or no I never tried but how about I don't know if it's actually milk I'm allergic to cuz I I tested like I I tried like a little bits of milk and I can actually drink raw milk so I found like this hippie ass grocery but it's ████ expensive too and it comes in like a glass ass bottle straight from the tit non-pasteurized it's actually illegal how much is it for like a glass
14:21 like F I forgot no processes in between but I remember thinking damn a gallon of milk was like three bucks at the time or whatever but this thing was like 15 or like it was a lot what does it taste like does it taste different than regular milk it tastes like it's from the T yeah little barard milk tastes the same to me yeah like it's milk tastes good like it's sweet and whatever goat milk is actually pretty bad if you're not used to it what does it taste like it tastes goat milk tastes like grass kind of danky grass yeah it tastes like grass milk it's strong cuz like all right let's say you got a coffee right and you put a little creamer or whatever it it makes it nice it makes it kind of creamy nobody asked for goat milk in the coffee if you add goat milk bro it tastes like sour milk with coffee
15:11 like it's spice latte with goat milk please but I really I prefer goat yogurt over regular oh really yeah cuz I like is what yogurt is that's why it's purple this whole time goats yogurt dang so the goat yogurt's actually better yeah and I I think I don't go cheap on supplements I like the high stuff when I don't even know if it's the best yeah I'm turning into a ████ now you know that why why so like um my coffee I go cheap on coffee I get the ████ it's like $7 and there's a thousand servings cuz I just need instant coffee fers like instant i' get this I used to get this yellow one called like Buell or some that really good I got that cuz of you I can't do it anymore every time I do it I get a headache I know if it's cuz like cheap coffee beans or something I'm like
16:01 ████ I'm turning into a little ████ can't be drinking cheap coffee anymore I heard there's like a lot of mold so now you have to get like premium coffee is what you're saying maybe pull espresso shots I dumped the other one out do you splurge on fitness equipment cuz don't you know the difference bad good and bad equipment I feel like you buy good stuff I feel like you get Good GE Fitness my fitness my home gym is like the same grade as like a D1 schools what gym wow yeah I I went I went I went I went all out on the home gym stuff this gym is crazy I spent like 30 G on it no way why you Whispering that I don't know it makes sense you're a fitness man yeah it's your career it makes less sense when you Splurge it on blinds I do splurge on um Viet coffee oh
16:52 yeah Viet coffee is so good like when you tip the girls yeah when he goes to Cafe shot that's different Cafe Lou oh you know you know um no it's just like there's so much variety out and I just like what's a variety that we don't may may not know of dude there's like um like is it Taro what's a purple sh u i see the black sesame on cuz then we grew up on just like the raw like $2 yeah literally yeah now it's next level so then to see it grow it's like oh my God they're like innovating like just yeah pandan like all that they got the north style ones too coming out with like the egg the foamy egg I think they have that it's in the tea it's like um you know like when you get a root beer
17:42 float in just the foam imagine that but a little thicker and the whole thing is just the foam what going they're going hard sounds like diarrhea I I see it but like I I I impulse by like I impulse by I'm a sucker for coffee dude V vit coffee and all this varieties like but good thing your impulse buys like 10 bucks cuz like I'll be cheap for like two years and all of a sudden it does add up yeah when you do your tax see you said that they're 10 bucks it wasn't always 10 bucks it was like two when we were growing up like at the local Mom and Pops like you know what I mean and then later then it started becoming more now it's just you're paying like 10 bucks per Cofe it that's the sad part about you're happy it's more popular but the price does go up yeah yeah good for them though what do you SPL on Nick I'm pretty cheap on a lot of stuffo
18:32 honest got color Crocs jibit I like shoes like I like these ones the bareo ones just cuz it's like functional you they feel comfy I like those hey you had a whoop that thing's not cheap yeah like Fitness Gear I'm always like I'm always mess around with Fitness stuff like all my Ms they're probably the most expensive thing I own you got winning ones really how much does a a winings are pretty yeah how much do they cost so like anywhere from like 100 bucks like 60 to 100 bucks there's there's all kinds and you can feel the the quality I got mine for like 500 500 from Japan they're from Japan from this uh like one Japanese dude who makes it and it's his his stuff is actually going out of I think he's he doesn't have anyone to produce for him oh so he's going to stop yeah but I got it like years ago but it's like I I bought a pair of paddles
19:22 that I use it's the best though since what 201 16 yeah and they still hold up they still still feel brand new investment man investment yeah and they were like like 200 bucks but it's like the the best piece piece of equipment that I own from them but it's like that ████ last lasts forever everything else like socks I'm kind of like B undies I'll go to Ross the inside on the inside yeah cuz they're they're going to get blown out in a couple days anyway from that diarrhea me me and Joe got the same allergens what about what about uh IBS Bros what about food for your dogs do you get like cheap stuff or you get some crazy recently recently I've been cooking for my dogs you're crazy damn that's a Splurge cuz spur cuz one of my dogs that he he's getting a ton of allergies from all from he got AA no for real though he he really me like me and
20:13 Joe were getting AA and I I I took him to the vet they were saying it could be the food got dogs of my dude so then I I I just started making like rice and ground turkey and veggies for but it's not that bad every week I just want my Eczema to go away do you Splurge when when it comes to buying something for Tiff yeah that's probably where I splurge all my ████ money the same with smack if she's like if smack says bring me something to eat I will get something so much more expensive than what she would get for herself and she gets pissed she's costing me a lot of money honestly like you'll go double well I'll just get something better and then she'll just be like I don't need all this you know what I mean like I want to get her good food but not what she wants you're such a dream no it's actually kind of dumb because like it she's saying I don't want this I told yeah but I'm getting it cuz I think it's great I told Jun yeah exactly recently
21:03 we've been having a conversation where I'm like you need to let me be cheap again I was like I'm going to start being cheap and she was like okay cheap how well it's like anytime she wants them to eat I'm be like I'm going to try to cook it at home first oh that's nice yeah well that's better anyway just try to be smarter about like healthier too yeah bro Del taco man take your G to Del Taco dude we can't keep going to Postmates and ████ dude oh dude I need to stop doing that too we I split freaking delivery price is like more than the food sometimes the delivery plus the tip and then oh it gets crazy that's you know what the secret is all of the restaurants have to Market up 30% yeah they that's a secret yeah they're all man remember when you had five bucks and it was over at Del Taco yeah I love
21:53 Del Taco Tac I get the quesadilla with the two tacos ooh baby
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