0:00 has a decoy. Like he turns his tusk into a hot girl and then she's all like, "Hey." And then the ████ Indian dude's like, "Oh." And then come over here. >> He turns into a hot girl. Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, who are in breaking historic news. There's a killer elephant on the run, rampaging around. Has killed more than 10 people in a single week. >> Damn, I thought they were chill. >> Is this in Thailand? >> This is in India. >> Indian elephant. >> So, get on the case. >> Are they Are they standing in front of it like they do with trains? >> Wait, they with their hands on their hips? >> With trains, they all ride it. They're all rided. So they covered the entire train. >> There's currently this killer elephant loose in India since New Year's which
0:52 was the first attack. It's killed more than 20 people. >> Does it stomp on a ████ or is it like tuskum? >> It's it's got a single tusk. >> Holy ████ >> I mean, why are people getting close? >> I think elephants hunt, dude. >> But they're big. You know those >> It's like a tank, man. It's like >> they got memory, dude. >> But can't you hear it coming? >> Just start stopping. >> I don't think you can stop that. you might hear it coming. So, let's say you're in uh again, this is a rural area, >> okay? >> Uh you're in maybe not a super strong cemented building that has like sound or high-rise apartment, right? If in this little village, even if an elephant comes through, you either successfully run away >> Oh, it just chases you down >> of getting caught and you got like children probably >> or even if you hide in your igloo of a home, >> it's going to trample it. >> Yeah. And then if the walls start
1:43 crushing and falling down on you, you're in another spot. >> We did so many stories about elephants killing a lady, right? And they came back the next week when they had a funeral and stomped on the dead body. >> Like if that doesn't tell you how gangster elephants are, I don't know what to tell you. >> People believe in reincarnation. >> Well, they're apparently have the best memory, right? And they're literally remembering like, "Oh, I'm going to ████ >> done me wrong, b████." >> Or or they just all look the same to the elephant. This is a villain origin story. >> How come they don't just kill him? Are they sacred animals there? >> They ain't got the tools. >> Are they trying to kill them? >> It was tall enough. Huh? >> He's too quick. >> This is a 35-year-old. >> Get BKED right away. >> No, no, no, no. Uh then killed So, so there there was reports that the animal killed five members of the same family. >> I told you it's a revenge story. >> And then and then also killed five more
2:33 people in another town the following day. >> All right, this is what happened. These ████ >> trying to hunt this dude. >> Killed his mom. >> They took his tusk >> and little Dumbo was like in the jungle and he was like kickboxer. He's training. He's like one day I'mma ████ these fools up. He's hitting the tree. He's ████ doing some He can't do roundhouse kicks, but he'll do some nose slaps, you know, growing his tusk. He got his tusk. He's like shaving it, making it sharper, and then he's ready. And then this is like, I'mma get you back. This is the revenge plot. This is the John Wick of elephants. >> They're all from the same family. They're a poacher family. So, they're there just eating their ████ butter chicken. >> They're out there, dude. >> Covered in ivory, you know, cuz they all they just kill elephants all day and ████ >> cuz other tusk probably.
3:23 >> Yep. And here goes Dumbo. Indian Dumbo. >> Dumbo wasn't Dumbo not aggressive anyways. >> Well, this is the this is the the Indian Dumbo. This is the don't ████ with me Dumbo. So, we want him to kill more than we're on his side. >> We want him to get his revenge. >> Okay. >> We always want elephants to get their revenge. >> I hope he kills the rest of the family. >> There's like a less exciting scientific explanation that experts believe is happening. >> What is ████ it. We could just stick with the killing thing. >> Burst the bubble, dude. >> What is it? >> Uh, that Dumble's revenge, dude. Is is in a state of I think they call it must, which is a periodic natural hormonal state in adult male elephants marked by a massive surge in testosterone. Oh, >> heightened aggression, restlessness and increased libido >> with physical signs including temporal gland secretions and urine dribbling. >> Great argument for toxic mascul
4:13 masculinity. >> So you just got to ████ draw like a picture of a giant elephant ████ on the wall and maybe I'll run into the wall and try to hump it. >> You're too horny. >> A picture of an elephant ████ >> runs to the wall, breaks the wall down, kills more people. >> Are they actually trying to kill this elephant or no? So, it's believed that over 300 forest and wildlife personnel have been deployed in a search operation which has been aided by the use of tech. >> Elephant is just huge. >> They can ████ find a big ass elephant. >> Apparently, efforts to tranquilize the elephant with dark guns proved unsuccessful with the bull instead getting more irritated. They call elephant males bulls, by the way. >> Hey. >> Um, teams were then forced to abort operations as they feared it would retaliate by charging at crowds which would gather near villages. It's thought that the shrinking of the elephant's natural habitat habitats such as the forest have contributed to more being
5:04 forced into predominantly human areas. This particular elephant uh had his mom taken away from him and the poachers were wearing their tusks around their neck. >> See, I told you revenge. Yeah, >> you're right. Wow, that's so crazy. They just threw that in there. >> So, he smel He smelt structure structure. >> It's not the testosterone, it's the revenge. He's all like, I smelt you, ████ You ████ up my ████ They call them prides. >> So they just >> I think that's lions. >> No, >> prides. It's prides. Whatever. Who cares? >> What's their crew called? What are What is a What is a gaggle of elephants called? >> Jabwakis. >> I feel like it's called the pride. >> What is a squabble of elephants called? >> What is a group of elephants gaggle? >> What is a group called? What's a gang of elephants called? >> A herd. >> But can also be known as a memory or less formally a parade.
5:54 >> A parade. I'm not with a parade or a parade of elephants. >> How do you lose a ele? You just go like that, right? >> And he just like it's right there. I don't got GPS, dude. >> I know. >> I don't think they got like, hey, it's going down Martin Luther King and First Street. >> Oh, you just look you just keep your finger on them. >> Someone keep your finger on them. >> Yeah. And then until it goes into the the the woods, it just you just keep following. >> Then you just listen for the trees that are falling down. But there's 300 of there's 300 wildlife people that can't find one elephant. That's kind of >> Do you think Do you think as a side as a side note, >> did you notice there's not a lot of missing persons that are like hella fat? >> That's true. >> Maybe cuz they don't get kidnapped. >> They're too hard to put in a trunk. >> Yeah. >> Today's video is brought to you by DraftKings. Super Bowl 60 deserves a sports book built for the moment.
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8:26 >> Cuz he always plays it cool. >> Yeah. >> He's wearing a hat. >> And they got clubs within the herd too. They got like single tus club. So he goes next to all the other single tus. Uh, >> wait. ████ He went in there again. Ah, ████ >> Put him in a lineup. >> The one covered in human blood. No. All right. >> Keep it moving. >> Whose blood is that? >> You don't know if it's human. >> Yeah, you're right. >> The the victims, they didn't even see the elephant coming >> cuz they were able to like This is a stealth ████ elephant. I'm telling you, he was they saw the elephant coming. Every member of the family didn't see him coming. No, that's why he was able to take him out one by one. Dude, >> I think seeing him seeing them coming makes it way worse. >> He stomped on that house, dude. >> Well, you think they were just having dinner, eating their gloopity glops, hanging out with their naan bread. >> You said butter chicken earlier. >> Butter chicken, you know, and then
9:17 they're just ████ eating it and talking about their ivory. Like, look at my ivory, right? And then elephant comes in, ████ starts stomping on the hut and just pancakes them. >> It's like Jurassic Park, the first one. There's like a cup of water and then you just start seeing it ripple and ████ like that. >> Like V is that let's just ignore it. >> Oh, nothing. >> Vice that V are so weird. I'm >> so weird. >> I think it really is a situation where they just get one guy and then the family tries to help and they just get ████ up. I really think that I think that's why it's families is because the people that care about that first dude are trying to do something about it and they just get murky. >> They start to throw in sticks at it and it's just like come on, what are you going to do? You know, >> throwing sticks.
10:07 >> Yeah, that's >> you just get desperate to save them and they just can't. >> Yeah, you grab anything you can to ████ try to >> be like way sadder than it sounds. >> Yeah. No, it's probably really sad. I've pictured the elephant taking them apart one by one and these fools are just too stupid to see an elephant coming. >> He's just hiding. He's really good. >> He's just at He's just at the vending machine that's trying to ████ grab something and then a ████ tus just comes. >> This is Rambo. This is literally Rambo, dude. Shot for shot. It's going to be doing all It's going to be playing tricks. Elephant sneaks up behind a guy's head, slits the throat, walks by. >> Yeah. Sets booby traps in the woods. >> Dude, how did you not hear the ████ >> Who has a decoy? Like he turns his tusk into a hot girl and then she's all like, "Hey." And then the ████ Indian
10:58 dude's like, "Oh." And then come over here. >> He turns into a hot girl. >> And then like he goes follows her into the alley and ████ AND THEN THE ELEPHANT'S LIKE ████ TUSKS that ████ >> It has like a dress and a wig on it with lipstick. >> Oh, hello. >> The tusk. >> Yeah, dude. >> ████ he trained for this ████ >> Not the articulate trunk. That's like the hog girl. It's like the stuck tusk. >> Yeah, a stationary tusk just going just >> in order to kill the guy. It's got to also be like, man, there goes my costume. >> And you got you got to hide the rest of the elephant. Just show the T. >> It's just one side. No, it's like around the corner, you know? IT'S LIKE, "HELLO." And he goes, "Oh, babes." Dude, if this elephant's getting all stealth kills, that's pretty amazing.
11:48 >> He's a ninja elephant. >> Damn. >> I think he's super stealth. Cuz if 300 agents can't find them, dude, that's like a trailer. 300 agents can't find them. >> It's taking 300 agents. >> Yeah, he said 300 wildlife. >> Forest and wildlife personnel. This said agents. They're wildlife agents. All right. >> I think what if we're picturing the wrong elephant? What if this this elephant's the size of a golden retriever? That's why it's easier to disappear. >> Oh, it's a baby. >> Cuz we keep thinking of a big ass ████ And >> he just has really good technique. >> But maybe it's a small one >> that killed over 20 people. >> I bet I bet the elephant runs away and they're like, "Hey, get back here." And then it just keeps running and >> yeah, >> you're like, "Ah, can't get him." And that's it. Yeah, I think that's it, dude. I think that's how it goes. >> Wait, they only got a spear. Make a
12:38 spear. >> They're like, "Hey, go get them. You go get them." >> Nobody has any. There's like no weapons, huh? >> You use farm tools. Use a shovel. Sharp >> shovel hide. You got to be practicing ████ spear throws. >> Poor ████ spearing them. >> Bro, one swipe, boom, boom, boom. Dead. Splatter on the wall. >> What are you talking about, Bart? >> How do all those poachers in Africa do it? They do it easy. >> Yeah, rifles. >> They don't got guns for that. >> They got guns. I don't think I don't think rural Indians like carry like that. >> Yeah, cuz what's the what's the hunting rifle they use for big game? It's like some big ass one. They're 50 cal, right? >> It's like a blunder bus looking like a trumpet. >> Spicy powders thrown in the eyes. >> Spicy powder. It's going to make them more angry. It's going to be the rage. >> The eyes though, the eyes. >> They They got to be this close. They got to be They got to jump up and throw them from the roof. >> Put it in the snout.
13:28 >> Yeah. Yeah. Indians are smart. I I got them. They got to do that elephant girl trick to the elephant. >> That Indian elephant didn't adapt to Indian spices over centuries. >> Not the freaking Hot Ones spice. >> You don't think that Indian reaper >> elephant's just going to have diarrhea. That's all. >> And give that elephant give the elephant a hot ones challenge. >> The one tip challenge. >> Sit him down for an interview. Make him eat wigs. >> So then >> now the on reverse the Indians are going to decoy the elephant. >> They're going to get into a snuffleophagus outfit with a ████ chili pepper. >> Sexy. And then like you >> the other single tus and dress it up like a hot elephant. >> Just one tusk. >> Maybe maybe they just need like home alone style traps for him. >> They do. >> Marbles and ████ >> Race cars on the floor. >> BREAK THE PEARL NECK. BREAK the pearl necklace IN FRONT OF YOU. >> OR LIKE a mouse, right?
14:19 >> Gorilla. >> Yeah, the mouse. >> Elephant is going to do crazy damage, >> dude. Four like what? He killed five Indians, right? Five Indians versus one elephant. Who's going to win? Elephant. How many Indians does it take to take down one elephant? >> Lead them into a trap into a into a vat of wet cement and then when it ████ runs in it goes cuz it's too heavy. >> Just physical fighting only in in an open plane. How many Indians does it take to take down an elephant? >> Unarmed. >> Unarmed Indians. >> What kind of Indians? >> Rural Indians. >> Cuz there were 300 wildlife agent Indians >> with a tranquilizer league Indians. They couldn't even take them down. >> What about oil slapping? The oil slapper Indians. >> Yeah. Yeah. What's a oil slapper? >> Oil slapper. >> Oh, oil slapper. >> Cuz they're all oiled up
15:09 >> and they all run fast, >> bro. We are no match for ████ elephants with no weapons. Unarmed. Nah, dude. >> They can't even put those freaking those barriers that look like jacks. >> Yeah, they just knock it over. >> Very low tech. You just need ████ planks. >> God, we spent all day on that. They just knock it over. >> Maybe it would just lift it up. >> Yeah. Yeah, I think elephants are pretty smart, man. And if you don't have rifles to kill those guys, you're dunzo. >> Damn, man. >> Every natural history museum I've been to, the whole diarama is like thousands of humans fighting elephants and they're each getting smoked. >> We need We need We need traps getting smoked. >> We got to like lead them into a ████ circle of hay that's already been soaked in gasoline and then they light it right when it's >> Why don't they just use fire? >> Got to like trap the ████ >> Can't just douse him in oil and then just light it. >> Match hairspray. >> He might change element. He'll just become a fire elephant and just destroy
15:59 everybody. >> The height is too strong. >> His tus blows fire. It's crazy. >> I think Doulseim is the only thing that could save him. I think you said it earlier. >> They need to make a movie. I think >> out of just Doulim. >> No, the elephant. Like >> the doulsece movie. >> Like planet of the elephants. Space should do that.
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