0:00 foreign [Music] our first kinjaz performance of all time yeah we had this whole moment where they literally took this and we're doing this on stage people were cracking up funny funny and then suddenly we turned into a professional company I don't know how it works this is an Ohio based rap artist his name uh is actually Joseph Edgar Foreman owned by the surname Afroman uh he's being sued by seven officers with the Adams County Sheriff's Office for using footage of their 2022 search on his home
0:50 to make and promote new music that's tight oh wow the officers accused form his use of their images and likeness as a malicious act that tarnished their reputation and humiliated them according to a complaint I think it's ████ fun it's funny here's a little does home because of why because he got high so he made a song called lemon pound cake basically because like I guess his mom like made some like sick ass 11 pound cake that was on the table and like one of the fat ████ cops that was like coming in stolen just kept on like looking at him no it on like security footage and stuff whole 45 is one of my favorite Afroman songs yeah [Music] well let's let's fast forward a little bit awesome labeled music he'll sue us that's so funny he keeps looking at it the Adams County Sheriff get down my door
1:42 this is incredible [Music] okay [Music] still got it bro dude and he has a unique sound where you're like oh that's Afroman yeah like he only sounds like alphabet dude wow I didn't realize that you wouldn't be able to use that footage I guess maybe not commercially the owner of that footage yeah it's his own home security stuff it's not like it's ████ footage that he's somehow like maliciously took from their body cams but the commercial use is where it becomes illegal yeah just I think the fact that there he's clinical humiliating the cops you know
2:33 what I mean it's like look at this ████ thing that's subjective yeah he's a fat guy too so I'm like he's like I mean Afroman's a fat guy so what is he well they're gonna say like oh he's fat shaming the fat man but the average man's agreeing with the cop he's like it is ████ delicious yeah he's not even he's not he's not taking sides no he's not like fat shaming he's like you saw that didn't you but the clip is just so objectively funny he knocked down the door he didn't post on IG he goes watch the physically challenged officer take a double take on that 11 pound cake he didn't know whether to shoot me in my ass or cut him a slice of that good old country lemon pound cake I am mad at him I'm a big boy too I take a double take on a lemon cake my damn self LOL I'll give him a slice I know everybody's trying to defund the police I feel his pain but he doesn't
3:24 have to kick down my door and aim his gun at me for a slice of lemon cake just give me a call I'll throw some coffee with it just let me keep my door this economy is rough inflation is going up on that lemon pound cake you can get hurt for some 11 pound cake around here these days lyrics no that's what he wrote himself it's good man isn't there very few reasons why the cops would be allowed to just kick your door down like that well they probably had a warrant in a raid do you think we get Afroman on drinking news dude I think we get him on Jacob that's what we should do we should get all the our childhood like one hitter quitters like The Jerky Boys yeah dude get the tricky boys you got the Jerky Boys the rule is a two knock rule so if you go like this after that cops can do anything
4:17 ████ donkey kick the back of your door they just gotta get knocked to give you two if they have a warrant give you two chances police though wait two knocks already yeah at least Hey listen to a ████ mouth oh like the second one two chances and then they get ████ up yeah after that it's battering ram anything what did you say coming and then you know when you open the door they kick it down and it ████ blows you out in his old house didn't even barely get up from his chair he's got six thousand ████ square feet to walk through it's insane he's all like coming and it's too late watching the ████ airport Hangar he's like ah ████ you gotta power on your golf cart to ████ drive over to your front door do you guys like lemon pound cake yes you do any pound cake I'm in it tastes like it well to me it tastes like or it smells like bathroom
5:09 pledge like pledge yeah I don't ever gravitate towards 11 favored flavored like Delicacies like that but when I eat it and it's good I think it's ████ bomb if they do the right amount of lemon if they do bathroom stuff but it needs to be the yeah it can't be too tired nice little frosting and then just a splash of that have you had lemon lemon cello yeah but that's like an alcoholic drink it's ████ bombed and they serve those in like Italy all the time after like you eat a meal or something almost like semi-licorice like yeah yeah it's desserting you like a you're like a lemon meringue oh yeah a pie almost all cakes and pies they're my friends I ████ with a key lime I don't like lemon things it's key lime pie good bro
6:02 it's hella Southern the lemon stuff you gotta have with milk the non-lemon stuff you have with some coffee or some tea I do it all with coffee white people ████ is like ████ casserole apple pie have you seen that it's because Americans are fat asses dude did you say American cheese on apple pie yeah that's like a thing that they do on like the East Coast Americans yeah they put it on top but why is it like a cheese crust is that why no no they put a whole ████ slime is this similar to like whoever ████ discovered Hot Cheetos with Philadelphia cream cheese that sounds good see that sounds way more but is it not melted is it just a slice of craft single I think they don't really melt it but they just throw it on Top Apple and cheese just that's not fun because I I
6:52 was I was picturing like more portal style you know they got the guava and the cheese oh yeah and then or like a cheesecake I don't see apple slices and cheese I could ████ with but apple pie with ████ American cheese on top get the ████ out of it it's like I don't know if it's like a Boston thing go back to China dude it's American cheese Chinese back to China I will say though a slice of American cheese on ████ like a shin Ramen or like cup of noodles oh yeah yeah when it's like melting at the top and you just a little charm it's not made for that Ginger bank is a higher delicacy oh wow but you know what I do want to try that I saw on Tick Tock all right I saw some ████ they took like uh one little cup of Shin Shin ramens right and you make it like a regular Shimmer I mean you eat the noodle so it's just like the ████ really a mystery then you take two eggs you crack that ████ you put in that and
7:42 then you microwave it oh and then you steam the egg you steam the egg with the flavor of the shin Ramen and then it's just a spicy soupy egg ████ souffle whatever it's like a cindaboo something yeah it just looks I haven't tried it yet but ████ looks delicious dude that sounds really good I'm more of a Ramen guy with an egg in it on top you know what I mean raw egg yummy that's regular we're coming up with crafty stuff right now or when you or when you ████ fry an egg that's the best you love that cast iron with like a bunch of oil and it's like oh it's ████ ripping hot it's good and you crack that egg and it's a little little still yolky on that that's nice but the bottom is crunchy I like it I like that dude when you I had kenja bang I got pepper right I got Tabasco and I took that thing put in the microwave and then I ████ it like that and then I just had Pepper
8:33 with Tabasco I just looked up on my fingers it was really good it's really delicious it was stupid it's just him throwing the ████ bottle coming off the car ████ the extent that he goes to we got like way a lot of time [Laughter] I'll do it in reverse what was this article about it was an Afroman lemon pound cake it's okay he did the same thing about Filipino food so you know what um hot take right I don't get the munchies anymore when I smoke stop smoking weed well even when I do that
9:23 even when I do smoke weed I don't get the munchies why do you think that is yeah are you sure I'm a thousand percent are you smoking a different kind of weed for things all the time can I say something though while you're high are you eating anything nope so that's the thing oh you have to get munchies you have to eat something while you're high and then the munchies ensues because once you eat something it's just I want to fade to the other yeah it's just like oh man this is a little bit better when I'm a little high I was always talking about like like smoking weed and then getting Munchies or just random urges yeah like when you get high and then you want because Afroman you know yeah and I remember that used to be like a whole sport to me like me my friends would just like decide like all right we're gonna do this we're gonna go to the liquor store we're gonna ████ get high in a parking lot and then we're gonna buy the snacks so by the time we
10:14 get home we're ████ loaded and then we're like eating the snacks while we watch how high or something like that yeah right and then like that's a dream dude it would be planned out it's a good day okay and then while you're like smoking out in the the parking lot you're just like all right when we go into the market what are you gonna get and you strategize and then you're starting to get slowly High while you're buying your snacks and you're just excited because you're like what was it what was the ████ you love the most while you're ████ face or I would get Taco Bell uh like I could get snacks but like Taco Bell or like fruit roll-ups would be good do the strawberry straws oh yeah yeah yeah I just get a ton of supreme tacos I'm boring very big Hot Pockets kind of guy oh yeah The Bagel Bites even Hot Pockets Bagel Bites with some Flamin Hot Cheetos or a chicken bake come on but I don't I don't crave like that no more I don't and then I eat
11:05 food while I'm like high but I don't it's not like how it used to be at all you have to you and Hannah have to go to a nice little restaurant and then you guys just get baked a little bit before and then you have a nice little adult dining meal oh man it's a good time amazing good time we went to girl on the goat girl on the goat is bong it's ████ bomb I was a little high and I was indulging in food and the I guess they kept bringing out free plates for us are they fans maybe your ass was so hot you kept on ordering ████ no are so with you was that was Yoshi so Darcy yeah I was on a date with him I took him out no but apparently they were like oh we have extra so here wow and that's not cheap either yeah and I was I think I was really enjoying the food or something and maybe they saw me like oh that's good this food's High goes oh my
11:56 God that's rice this is good I got sitting there with a ████ napkin and ████ yeah ████ you're like a white guy at Panda Express he's like I love Chinese food oh honey we are coming here again one time me and my buddies were thank you we were eating a bucket of chicken we had Popeyes right and we're just ████ munching and in this in the in the middle of eating uh a fried chicken my ████ my buddy gets up and he goes he ████ slams The Chicken on the ████ and if we were just sitting here just ████ what he's like my friend MO we're just eating chicken and we started like laughing so hard we almost choked on chicken you want to choke your chicken huh I bet
12:48 you did trick or treat that does sound delicious though [Music]
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