0:00 foreign [Music] there's a little bit of backlash going on for a a very unfortunate Virginia country club because of their 911 themed menu what are you ████ kidding me this is okay as a comedic mind I'm immediately thinking it's a 911 theme party it's like the Twin Towers Fest right or some ████ you come in and then it's like it's like you got twin corns or some ████ right when it comes out it's like two corn on a cob everything's in pears yeah it's on pears with the with the little airplane to a crisp yeah chard Chard is a good Rebrand double grilled corn double grilled pretty close really and then there's a little half size third corn on
0:50 the right that somehow falls on its own yeah exactly exactly I don't know how this got here yeah I didn't order this didn't even have butter on it corn seven corn seven what so this country club has a 911 themed food food menu that included such items as a chocolate silk Pentagon pie that sounds pretty good though the two two nine seven seven chowder which is how many people died during 9 11. okay that's ████ crazy uh first responder flatbread okay that's cool yeah what flapper you don't like flatbread it's like a numb why is it first responder because it yeah they need more ideas because yeah that's what I was thinking I was like what else could you add on this is actually way more creative than I thought yeah they had um if you're looking for a taste for
1:40 every of everything you could have the never forget sampler oh how about the how about the uh rotisserie fireman like it's like a it's like a chicken but it's like burnt to a crisp sounds delicious yeah so why why are they getting mad at that too soon [Applause] so it sounds like you don't see a problem with it uh I don't know do you see a problem it sounds like you're putting the periodic seal of approval that's I don't know about okay okay is it are these guys like they all are a family of some of the Fallen people and they're just trying to have a good way to kind of cope with oh that would be cool they're a bunch of Pete Davidsons I didn't think this was a joke I thought this was like a French chef like I want to commemorate
2:33 and then he's like and then he goes oh I have ideas he goes we will have a cake of Twin Towers we will do this and he wants to like he's so okay there's not enough holidays in September what's up I was like is this like one of those like overzealous like patriotic friendships yeah he's not a Wolfgang Puck kind of guy yeah I didn't see anything about it he's very American yeah yeah yeah I get it it's kind of it's kind of stupid that they didn't put that in the article because I'm thinking if they're planning this dinner right in September there's not that many holidays to choose from that's true I agree with you got Labor Day Labor Day that's it and he got 9 11. So You Gotta Throw Another one in the mix but maybe these are maybe these are the types who are like it's a little early for Halloween and everyone's doing Halloween right now it's a little hack to do Halloween already yeah so like let's do something else and then like get the juice in the 911 train a little bit they didn't want to do Labor Day that's that's in September what is Labor Day is it like no work day it's like
3:24 yeah no work day so then they wouldn't want to theme a no work day because then it's like you don't want to work yeah but people would think they're closed yeah uh so Bart I know you don't drink but maybe you could have a little sip of the remember teeny I would drink some of that yeah remember teeny which is a key lime Rum Cream Coconut Rum pineapple juice splash of cream served in a served with whipped cream honey gram Rim that sounds like ████ dude yeah yeah and they throw it in your face coconut cream ground zero coffee that would be that's cool that's cool zero yeah that's nice what other like puns out of 911 can they make I wish the pun guy was here huh yeah yeah the insensitive pun guy yeah whatever you had Anthony dude the thing about Anthony Lee is he always has the best 911 puns
4:14 911 and cancer puns well this is off camera though he does it off camera yeah yeah have you ever seen him trying to console someone with like a terminal illness he makes a lot he just puns away he has a lot of good childhood leukemia jokes he's like I bet you were dying to hear that one like is that one of his dreams like they're going I go gonna bring it up again that's what I do yeah I mean as the biggest 911 denier that I know like she's really ████ good he's really ████ good at all the 911 really make you believe it never happened yeah yeah he's got some interesting points he almost got me one time you know yeah he had a dance about how 911 is not real that made me weep he took two of the tallest guys and couldn't just and then he can take you there with his body movement because he's not good he's that
5:04 good he's that good he could tell a story that guy yeah you know he he copied a little bit of that like Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson move when they like lean like that but then in his story The Towers come back up because it didn't really happen but he can hang out at the bottom for a while yeah he was hanging for a little bit and then he came back which civilizes how many months it took for how many years it took to build the Freedom Power yeah exactly which is why he comes up again singularly because you guys got to see it you guys was like the the it was just a real estate scam we're not doing enough Justice Yeah so basically the Country Club's apologizing as usual um what country is this is that here this is Virginia the French part of Virginia British Virginia yeah one of those gated communities has like a a restaurant and that's what this is so they're just completely oblivious to the rest of the world and whatever because they look
5:54 like you know what's funny out of all places though I would think like a country club in Virginia would be so ████ pro-military and like so serious they would take the ████ like I didn't think they would joke about ████ well I think they were actually looking at this as like hey this is kind of sick you know like like remembrance kind of like the 911 oysters is kind of like you know kind of a beautiful thing they're ahead of their time man because we're here still like stuck on oh you shouldn't make fun of this they're like ah we you know we've been there done that let's move on let's make fun of it now I think no but they're taking it seriously but how many tragedies could you make into a restaurant theme which ones can't you do which ones can't you do do Holocaust that's we could do Waco barbecue that's because it's Texas barbecue yeah but that's way more light-hearted than the 911 version true
6:46 but then they got roasted inside but it's a small it's a wake house small it's a Waco small cows that's ████ up right Cedar Smokehouse how about a flight of 93 beers so it's like 93 flight 90. they should talk to you to add that in there it'd be kind of sick I can't believe they didn't think about that all right that's the easy one well like as far as like National tragedies In Our Lifetime that happen on U.S soil it's only what 9 11 right what else I guess I mean there's always I don't know that's it there's the tower seven of onion rings there's that ████ marathon where the guy oh the Boston box imagine imagine making a restaurant called with bomb ass food right I don't know about that dude those would be horrible restaurant ideas they're terrible it's a bummer the whole
7:37 time you want to do that it's a poor taste unless you did a restaurant idea based on a serial killer and it's cereal bunnies bundies Bundys would be blunties yeah yeah and you eat it out you got to go to the guy's trunk hey can you help me over here and you're like they're like and the husband and wife you're like that's what he would say this is great it's realistic there's a restaurant out here called uh Alondra Hot Wings no pizza oh yeah but but but the thing is when you go in it's just a ████ portrait of mob bosses all over which is kind of sick yeah that's cool it is sick but if you think about it that's like that's like a 911 restaurant at the mom Museum in Vegas you go downstairs and they have like a whole bar in there and it's all themed like that so why is it okay to have that
8:27 but you can't have like because a good ████ a like a like a Jihad ████ like shawarma place because the only thing they hot jambalaya is that the same culture the only thing they proved was tax evasion good point it's a occasion ████ Al-Qaeda restaurant hey that's already done with dude it's Creole food organization right so it's a criminal organization but it's like hey let's eat some ████ Pizza while you do this but it's like what but monsters are such a it's so close to America like we have so many movies of mobsters where we're like dude these guys are sick it's American history but until the al-Qaeda one comes out where they make them cool we're not gonna be on board dude we used to there was this this restaurant here was like a hot pot shabu-shabu it was a communist
9:18 Hot Pot themed the weirdest ████ ████ to me how is it communist themed everyone everybody was wearing red stars and wearing communist like outfits oh ████ yeah and that's just the weird thing to see in America but I saw it in Vietnam and it was just so ████ odd to me there was a a communist coffee house right you go in there's like ████ pictures of like all these Communists yeah you could get like a communist t-shirt and I I was like oh wait but this is a communist country so it's not weird it's just like my American head is like we would never do that and then like out here it's the same thing as having like a full-on patriotic American restaurant so it's like it was just weird to me dude what if Vietnam had a restaurant that was like this where they commemorated like the Gulf of Tonkin what yeah what is
10:08 what's that well that's what started something that never happened yeah yeah yeah another 911 conspiracy theory bro oh damn that's why I don't know about it well it's stupid anyway it doesn't matter okay foreign [Music]
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