0:00 [Music] so there's actually uh an indian couple living in a region that experienced severe flooding so they ended up taking an unusual vehicle to reach their wedding venue a cooking pop they ████ floated there they floated there a guy named akash kunjuman said he and his wife aishwarya i hope i didn't butcher that were legally married october 6 but their wedding ceremony was planned for october 18th and there was a flat kunjuman said the ceremony was originally to have been held at a temple but recent floods caused the religious building to be filled with water so the event was moved to a nearby hall with a stage that had not been submerged although we tried to arrange a small boat to reach the venue none was available so he said officials at the temple provided an alternative solution and people from the temple arranged the
0:50 pot for us so how big is this pot dude i hope it's really small wow that's cool oh that's a cooking pot dude [Music] that's pretty tight though that's pretty baller did they use that talent other people that's just huge right yo that's dope he has good friends got it okay guys that's resourceful that's gonna get to the wedding you know what i mean it always trips me out like how physics work you know when you're like you got two humans right that's gotta be at least like 300 pounds plus the pot but just because of the way the pots shaped they can stay above water no right dude when you look at some of these battleships i'm like how is this even possible yeah i'm like how's it just sitting there in the harbor like that what the ████ and it's all metal like damn that is crazy and then like how
1:41 much of it is actually submerged for it to be held like that and stuff like that because even if you take a quarter right you're like i'm put on its sides it's nice and flat it'll disperse and you just put it and just ████ goes down that's just density right it's not this because there's no hollow element to it i don't know the ████ physics behind it yeah dude i just respect physics but i don't know ████ about it he gets mad at you get the ████ out of here newton's the thing i think dude magnet have you guys seen magnet trains oh ████ it like bullet chains like bullet chains right but they but they like hover oh because the little friction floating it's frictionless yeah floating bro that's that's what gives them the speed because usually um the weight of it and the friction is the thing that causes it to like constantly need where do they have these japan all the way a lot of countries have them now but yeah i knew that japan was the first one we're supposed to have one uh that goes to san francisco any time that was
2:32 supposed to be a magnitude i mean we all probably voted on it like we were in high school they're not i think they spent billions of dollars on and then like nah never mind and then i'm sure you know i'm sure we'll get that money back uh i'm sure it wasn't that happens a lot in america what's the hyperlink no that wasn't that the one that goes vegas yeah hyperloop goes to vegas so that's new new that's not done yet no that's not even uh magnets that one is there's just zero moving parts so even it's like a pill that gets thrown yeah because i think there's no there's no air yeah it's a vacuum oh like when you go to the bank and you ████ put a tube and it goes home yeah yeah so the bullet train it's frictionless on the bottom because of the magnets but uh there's still um wind factor because it's going through air got it and there's a electric being connected to the top so there's still moving parts the hyper loop has no moving parts and it goes through a vacuum what is that gonna be done there's someone in l.a going
3:23 like that so that's bringing you in as long as they don't breathe it in yeah because they're gonna get the whole train down like once they say it's done l.a to vegas in 30 minutes dude are you gonna take that ████ yeah for sure the ████ yeah i think the station's at resorts world yeah because that resorts world i saw it set the vegas loop right they're already building this is it gonna be done so the bull train is the magnet thing yeah bullet journal what the freak technically like old now with with the onset of the hyperloop wow because virgin's making one elon musk is making one i was competing i thought elon was making it and then virgin picked up the project to go to vegas really i don't know i think they're guess what that's gonna do to property values in vegas you know what i'm saying yeah investing early it really will be people will probably be living there working here exactly damn like new jersey new york when's that gonna be like a like legit we gotta figure this out
4:13 because i think they've been remember the latest san francisco one and i was hella sad when i found out i wasn't gonna yeah because they just ████ burned all the money like they always do they did the same ████ in hawaii they have a they had a train system that they spent like 11 billion or whatever still not finished there's no corruption though okay virgin hyperloop and hyperloop transportation technologies are working to bring hyperloop into a reality by 2030. ████ me ████ out of here dude hey you just got to hold on to your house for that 30. yeah i'd be dead i feel like it's fast but i also feel like by the time we get to 2030 especially with the exponential like it's like eight years oh yeah something else is gonna be way sicker it's gonna be outdated by then cold fusion by then bro we'll have teleportation by then black holes i love that watching this indian couple float across their wedding in a pot talk
5:03 we're straight to bullet trains and hyperloop dude like that's the sickest ████ same ████ i still think that's dope like that's dope ass like homies to do that to just figure out a problem solve and bring a big ass pot over and push it back well first off who owns a pot that big yeah absolutely that's not good it's not like a it's not a regular consumer that's like everybody needs to contribute all their ████ hunter gatherer ████ for the day in order for everyone does it fit on my stove yeah this is huge they don't do stuff like that it's like a bonfire that's like yeah or light a shack on fire and put the pot over i like watching this um indian cooking channel it's called like my food my something or whatever right but this dude will have big ass pots like that or big ass things right and then he will cook for the whole entire village so his whole process is you see like 200 chickens or whatever you see a whole
5:54 ████ ton of food just being made and then the whole like everyone comes down and they get some tandoori chicken or whatever even the dog gets a piece dude and i was like damn this is like next level cooking i enjoy really large family feasts i love it well nothing's about a giant pot and just like everybody go into it on like a campsite or something but uh they said they they traveled in that pot for at least 20 minutes to get to the venue damn if it's hyperloop it would have been past the statement they didn't get a hyperloop over there it was too slow i was watching this uh video the other day about how um planes uh like commercial jetliners and stuff and planes in like the 80s were actually um getting to this point where they're way faster than the commercial planes that we actually use now to travel way faster what'd they change all right they de-function one of them with the ████ plane that looks like this concord yeah
6:44 the concourse that was supersonic yeah wait what would they change yeah so the problem was um one they were supersonic and anything that goes supersonic meant that anything that those things were flying over would create like sonic reverberations that would like shatter ah just it'll fly by other planes and other players be like ah ████ and then the glasses break the plane spins around from a supersonic level that was already crazy and then from a cost efficiency and jet um or like an engine fuel uh position like that that means that people in today's world would have to pay like so much money in order to travel so to get quantity they like slowed down the actual like technological advancements and stuff but imagine if everybody's ████ flying super sonic all the time pretty fascinating actually yeah that's probably why the pilots are so lazy now because they're like i used to ████ go in like fifth gear they want me to
7:35 cruise in like third gears ████ boring and we just get a ████ from the other pilot yeah yeah that's a real thing right is that i'm i'm thinking southwest i this is the second time in the past two days i've heard someone reference the fact that two pilots when they're the cockpit suck each other off where does that come from it's called cockpit obviously but like is that a thing that people usually because you get bored for 10 hours just sitting there the machine does all the work wait are there like actual never they're like these articles that come out about this test some ████ not yet wait isn't it why is it okay why is that a thing have you ever talked about it have you seen pilots look at each other they gave each other the look they do give each other when they close the cockpit door it's always both of them looking at you yeah while they close and go you know what we're going to do so that's a real thing and then the hot ass flight attendant is like let me in let me in
8:28 do you guys know there's no voice club they're definitely not virgin airlines no yeah no ████ way i google do co-pilots have sex in the cockpit and the first thing i popped up from daily mail says what really goes on inside the cockpit pilots lift the lid on their secret activities and claim crew members do have sex on the plane pilots have lifted the lid on the shocking activities they get up in the coffin including playing chess and challenging each other to make dangerous landings what the ████ that's lit oh ████ ████ crazy uh the captain was like doing this whole ad about getting a new credit card and then and then there was a loud bang we were landing the craziest turbulence i've ever experienced in my life and then the cockpit started filling up with smoke and the honolulu ████ uh fire department had to come in in the airplane in the airplane dude so like you saw steam coming out of the smoke coming in the loud bang
9:18 turbulence must've been good head and dude these guys were sucking each other off bro but this guy i think most of the reason why the we had a rough landing was because the ████ pilot was trying to sell this goddamn credit card he wasn't even paying attention he was like a 15-minute ad i was like all right bro and they always interrupt your ████ when it's ending ████ movie yeah and my yeah i had to stop watching my ████ jason state the movie i don't know what happened at the end can i get the card and then you never do this to me again get the ████ out of here imagine what they do in space like if you're gone that long dude they're pegging each other and they're like if you're like the first person to ever have sex i definitely fantasize about like zero gravity come just floating in the videos oh yeah just this when they're coming back from the space launch because they just they you know they do all these like huge space launches now when they're coming back they're doing the credit card for the last 45 minutes to the three crew members yeah i wonder how sex would be different
10:09 without gravity that'd probably be really hard would it be easier or harder to thrust harder probably because it's frictionless right yeah you hit somebody they just fly ████ you know yeah you go bye and then she flies off your dick and yeah i was listening to this astronaut tell the story where he's like working out since there is no gravity it's really hard yeah he was saying the the thing that you never experienced is your sweat dripping back upwards too so you can train right and like let's say you just kind of shake it off your sweat will fly off and start going to your neighbor oh damn hell is skin flakes too when you're scratching it's just a different environment you can't even you're ████ working out and then this wiggles into your eyes yeah you're just taking this ████ and just goes back up your back oh because you could be like right side up right but then the spaceship could be upside down and you don't even know how come they don't have like gravity control up in that ████ they do they do
10:59 that's what well again i'm just ████ watching movies so i'm going to shut up on this but don't they do like uh rotations and stuff like that what they're doing the iss that's so that's how they create natural gravity up there you ████ idiot ████ ████ [Music] you
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