0:00 how does it feel to be so great but you're number two are you asking me because I lost a Quest Crew twice oh no what I wasn't even thinking what the ████ [Music] you know I'm usually not into the celebrity gossip and love Live Celebrity Goss oh come on Gossip is awesome yeah all I'm saying what's your gosh Joe what do you like I like when I found out that um people like to eat hamburgers more than Ramen that's celebrity romance gossip that did change my life that changed my perspective hold on where did you read that on the food Inc and were you just like what the ████ I couldn't believe this Burgers over burgers versus Ramen Joe was that you I was the writer yeah I was all right it's a one person sample it's a personal
0:51 realization okay and you know what he's like I'm a celebrity I get it yeah yeah a little biased but you know okay okay well this one this one's just funny can we go back to this one I can't dude I can't order okay basically um Scottie Pippen's ex-wife Larson Pippen and Michael Jordan's son Marcus Jordan get the ████ out of here are you ████ kidding me is that what the ████ are you talking about that's like basketball royalty roll ex-wife Michael Jordan's kid Marcus Jordan yeah are all together yeah wait Scotty Pippen's ex-wife's kid dude the Pippins were just born to be number two huh they're just born to Jordan like just always Pippins is like no matter what like do are taking it doggy what do they
1:41 look like together yeah is it like Jada Pinkett Smith with like future with a young man yeah I mean no I mean Larson pimping you know she's she's no she's fired no but it just sounds like someone that's older with someone that's really young because Scottie Pippen is much older yeah but he he married a younger one yeah he likes him oh that makes sense now okay I was thinking like his first one I gotta say it like that no I just that's what he said on record yeah he said he said he goes I'm Scotty Pippen and I like him yeah no I was picturing like his first wife is that a campaign his interview it was on the last dance so uh just to give everybody the age Larsa Pippin who was married to Scotty for 23 years wow good number almost so she's in her 40s then yeah
2:33 and they have four kids together she is now 48 years old dude she got four kids with them that's four kids and uh uh Marcus Jordan is 31. oh okay so they meet 17 years ago had a basketball game kids her kids friends oh dude because aren't like Scottie Pippen and Michael are they like cool now I don't remember they're cool but like they're not like they're Business Schools no like they're cool like they're cool but like Scotty just has some memories and then Jordan has some memories there's some resentment there's some friction between both parts because it's like Jordan and I'm just quoting the Last Dance I don't ████ know guys it's just amazing it was amazing but Jordan remembers Scotty quitting on the team right that's right that's right and then uh Scotty's like hey I did it for myself because I was finally gonna get paid for once Michael
3:23 you're gonna ████ getting paid off the ass the whole time ████ money coming out of your ████ balls like the whole time is that quote Yeah so that's what that's he was jealous you think Scotty was jealous of Jordan just a little I don't think so dude so Michael Jordan was petty about it and then when he had his kid he whispered he's like yeah you said every day until the kid was like 30 ████ three every day in the news he planted that you know with Jordan now not playing right do you think his competitiveness came now into his shoes like is he is he involved in that because like I'm I'm joined competitive competitiveness is like always the game was just that in that time but so what's what's it now everything golf right now golf is huge
4:14 for him Jordan dominated the whole thing like like Jordan owns shoes and and Pippin is a ████ Hobbit who doesn't even wear shoes no but Pippin is that ████ guy from Lord of the Rings he doesn't even wear shoes oh I see yeah he's definitely he'll never be the Frodo what's his name now Pippin was the friend oh pip yeah Mary and Pippin yeah yeah I'm telling you he doesn't wear shoes because Scotty was so vindictive he's like if you want to use my name he's like you better not let him wear ████ shoes how does it feel to be so great but you're number two or like number three you know what I I feel bad for people like just to get into basketball talk I
5:05 feel bad for you asking me because I lost a quest through twice oh no what I wasn't even thinking what the ████ is that why you asked over here I didn't know is that all right Ryan did you just accept that because that's what you're thinking I thought you were actually ████ I'm just speaking to The Ether but now we're on the topic what the hell let's do it no I was gonna say just speaking from basketball like I would hate to be people like Carl Malone you know I mean people who had to play oh yeah yeah it was ████ good had all these stats and never got a chance to get a ring like that's yeah that's pretty tough yo Charles yeah Charles that's that's to me way more tough because that's the only Legacy that you get to walk away with at the end of it there's all these fools off the benches that didn't do ████ and he's ████ like PT guys and stuff that all have these giant championship rings for doing nothing yeah or guys I got traded mid-season ████ benched the entire time win Rings yeah and then you got these other guys who have like high
5:56 scoring or assist records of all time never got a chance to get a ring that that's just crazy to me so does that mean ████ the ring because it means nothing the ring is everything at the end of the day you know what I mean when you when you ████ are are gonna die later and you gotta pass something on it's like you have a ring you don't leave it in your casket with you and you'll die like this no you'll get grave robbed two years ago two years ago everyone said no question it's Michael or it's LeBron and now Curry all of a sudden is in that conversation because of the Rings it's all the Rings baby it's all the rooms Lord of the Rings Curry is definitely in the conversation oh dude he is he's deaf he changes the game the only reason I want to get more into sports so I could gamble with you guys more no easier when you don't know yeah yeah yeah Joe we need you to be we need you to be our fish so like just to play speculative for absolutely no reason other than gossip
6:46 what do you guys think Scottie Pippen's feeling right about it that my boys hurt I'd be hurt that's your baby mama I think he's feeling like he always feels I think he's feeling like a number two but by this time though if you already had a divorce aren't you just like good riddance yeah baby yeah but do you think he like locks it on everywhere and like sees like Jordan's shoes and just ████ hates being reminded it's like Jordan's ████ my ex-wife right now you know what's funny is like out of all the people they hang out with some crazy circles for sure because they're all like ex-ball players they're all very famous and ████ out of all the people she ████ gets a relationship with like she could probably have so many ████ dudes that is what David's saying whatever the ████ ████ Luke Longley dude
7:36 maybe that's why oh ████ she should you know and then she stumbles upon Michael Jordan's son have some respect or Robert or Robert parish's great grandson her options are limited because of her circle of friends because all of her like lives is like Basketball Wives and basketball I didn't even know ████ Michael Jordan had a son until this she's a basketball ex-wife so I wonder what that circle's like I think at the end of the day like imagine Scottie Pippen now right nobody doesn't not know who Scottie Pippen is still basically if I saw Scottie Pippen right you'd be like oh dude you could recognize him like so easy yeah I didn't think about all the ████ that might be running into him Jordan's such ████ your ex what like you know what I mean like I could just only imagine how ████ up people are because when you hear news like this or gossip like
8:27 this man it's interestingness I put this in your head real quick look around the room if you are Michael Jordan and your son is Marcus Jordan what do you ████ say stop ████ her oh is that really maybe I just did it I don't know you know what I mean you think that's what it is though that's cold I think he's like I don't think Michael Jordan's like you shouldn't have done that do you think he's so competitive that he's like Scotty should have done something about it then no he he would be like why'd you just ████ Cheryl swoops this kid any chance you get what about deadlift shrimps kid dude hey I don't Sully that name do you think he's competitive in that way though do I think he's competitive in everything yeah Michael Jordan is competitive the director of The Last Dance one of my favorite things that he said about interviewing Michael was he's like we got into Michael's car and he's like we're headed towards you
9:17 know um an arena to watch a basketball game and Jordan wanted to do a bet with me in the car about how many Air Jordans I would see like from people as we're headed to that stadium and what was the over under and Jordan but the over and I bet the under and I lost and Jordan like was getting off on it dude that's pretty it's also a gambling addict what happens when he loses though he pays up because he has all the money he makes the next bag pissed dude he probably wants it says double or nothing and some other thing comes up yeah and then he wins he wins yeah until he wins because he has the ████ money to do it do you think it's exhausting to handle Michael Jordan all day yeah only unless you're okay constantly being number two unless you got a bigger Bank that's true and then you get you get if you're very competitive that's probably really fun which was why
10:08 he was hanging out with tiger wasn't ████ when he ████ basically that's a great example ████ bananas you know what I mean that's a great example you you play a sport better than him like that like and he has a passion for that sport that's good and if you were to like gamble against tiger in Golf Tiger who whip his ass so he's probably like I ████ with you you're a goat in your lane you know what I mean yeah even in the original Space Jam Larry Bird and them looked annoyed hanging out with him why are you gonna say the original Space Jam yeah the real one just like there's only one nobody except Space Jams well because it's important to say Space Jam 2 sucks yeah nobody likes it what did you guys expect did even like an infant enjoy it or like like was it dazzling enough to the senses was there enough colors bouncing around for an infant even like like I don't think anyone enjoyed it bro there
10:59 was a lot of colors not enough maybe too many yeah bro this is probably the best story I think I've heard in a long time this is so vindictive and crazy that's crazy I can't believe it's actually happening I honestly read I was like whoa I looked around I was like nobody's here I can't wait to tell Steve no legit this is so goddamn good that's good gossip good job hey hey it is truly is always the kind of Gossip we like Pizza thank you
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