0:00 [Music] this article specifically came through the pipeline today for nick what are you talking about dude are you husband reportedly suspended on instagram after vile death threat to a woman what what did she say what is she saying i thought she was innocent all the time i still follow him he's not well maybe he was suspended but then i still follow him yeah russians get down different you know the dagestan native has garnered a huge social media following throughout 2021 due to his rivalry with fellow online personalities i'm trying to like do a little better you're flipping he goes friendship with ufc fighter khabib
0:50 has even seen his fame extends to the ufc world which saw him being guest of honor at ufc 267 in abu dhabi back in october however it seems hasbullah has gotten himself into trouble online with russian reports claiming he's been suspended by by instagram after making death threats towards a woman reports say hezbollah attacked the woman with abuse online after she posted a video of his sister oh you can't ████ with his sister can't follow this especially if they're from dagestan they don't play it like that family ████ is is pretty important over there he said i will not leave this girl alive until she apologizes to the whole of instagram because she filmed the video of my sister and posted it for the entire instagram wow they play on a different set of rules over there because i feel like because they're muslim that's like i think that's their uh in dagger saying that's like the prominent cult uh religion and they
1:40 don't like to show like their significant others their ladies they don't like put them on video or anything it's very like specifically women specifically women they like so they got to protect their mother sisters i think i believe so i don't know i could be completely there is that the reason why he's so mad they are russian and muslim they're really hardcore like i heard plus dagestan yeah and i've heard some stories of like let's say you're a guy just whistling smiling in a liquor store any older man will just come and slap you and go what what the ████ are you so happy about like if you try to shake there was a there was a famous like videographer that would hang around habib's team and he went to shake one of their wives hands and they like pulled him off to the side was like hey like you can't be doing this you can only shake the man's hand like no brother you're gonna do this so it's like it's very they plant a completely
2:30 different set of rules wow well was he like western or something and he didn't know the rules and they told him they were just like hey just so you know everyone's hand out of respect but he didn't know that you can't touch the girls yeah yeah yeah yeah is that like a one-time slide thing second time will ████ destroy your everything i have no idea probably when we were in malaysia they said don't hug the girls unless they hug you so i'm like so they could do whatever they want with my body that's ████ up i didn't allow them to upset say i want to kill that guy oh my gosh yeah because we were doing a meet and greet and they're like okay so like the chinese in malaysia they go through a different set of rules because they're not muslim but then if they are like malaysian like locals or like native or whatever the term is if they're malay
3:21 people they're typically muslim and depending on how conservative they are they might get in trouble for hugging you if they're unmarried women but they could come to the meet and greet and just like ████ high-five them or whatever that's like cool so we were just like high-fiving everyone yeah what's up and then like some of them will hug us but i won't hug them back cause i'm like i ain't going to malaysian jail so i'll just be like one of these go ahead hug me i'm not even gonna touch the nah i'm just go ahead okay bye thank you thank you for coming to the meet and greet all right thank you hug me okay bye can't believe this guy was given death threats imagine getting a death threat from him he's so cute brother he's a kid dude trying to pick i try to pinch his cheeks but then you know what's funny is underneath that child is a 19 year old boy yeah yeah but i wonder how his like how mature he
4:11 is because he's only known to be a small jack's off bro do you think he jack sliver do you think he gets boners come on man look at how horny webster was yeah but do they have the same disease i think it's like he's the same just because you don't look mature doesn't mean that you don't jack off but is it but isn't it a part of it like he has to go through like puberty yeah oh isn't that a whole different side i mean how old were you guys when you first started uh i was in fourth grade so that's like nine yeah but he's i've been having a body but i've been having a boner since i was like five though yeah i don't know what sex was but i remember being like that and then like getting attention from girls and i like the girls with bigger boobs because when we hugged it was so much softer yeah yeah yeah softer and then you get the hug and you're like
5:01 oh damn these are nice pillows you remember watching baywatch with all the homies and then everyone has a dick and everyone's pointing the dick at the tv screen yeah nah but i do remember my friends grabbing their dicks the right answer we used to do all the time and we're like i don't know seven years old everyone with the boner sticking our dicks at the ████ curve tv screen wait how would you stick your dicks at it just through our pants everyone like was just like four little waists just all up like that you guys are just like not really watching we're just like hugging the tv or something who are the other three the homies that live on the street i didn't know what jacking off was you guys are crazy you guys remember wearing short shorts like in elementary like it's like hella short right yeah yeah cause i don't know what jacking off was but every time we would watch it like that like i would go to my friend's house and his brother would be like this
5:53 like he's only like a grade above us and his hand would be in this side of the shorts and you'll be ████ dancing with this damn just getting down get down and then me and him would be laughing like non-stop just like we thought it was so funny he would play with his dick when i was coaching a bunch of kids all the time i would get kids from like four to like 15 and all the little ones they'd always be playing with their dicks all the time and i'd be like oh like stop like focus focus focus we just glossed over the fact that joe had a homie who had an older brother who'd be looking at jonah's homie like no no he's watching tv [Laughter] he was watching dude that just told me like ha ha what is he touching his date for meanwhile audrey's like it's like what's that wet spot there he's a trauma that he hasn't worked through yet you should talk to somebody about that ████
6:43 slowly unpack so like how has that led to the rest of your childhood how do you feel about your father we completely glazed over that how what's wrong with us i do i do remember though like when you're like a kid and stuff and you're just like ████ on 33k or some ████ trying to download ████ photos that take 14 minutes you know to get like just a photo that maybe has some cleavage oh my god and you're sitting there no guarantees well you don't know about this no yeah internet back in vietnam what's up when you're a dude at that age you'll jack off to anything you just wait for you're like ripping you're like going to barnes and nobles and ripping out ████ like britney spears or many more pages out of the people magazines you know what i'm saying and then as you're downloading these like ████ photos slowly all the homies are like so like kind of like sitting a little bit more upright you know what i mean trying
7:34 to like put their like leg up you know just hiding their ████ it wasn't easy to get born back then dude it was like a black market of porn from like junior high on and everybody saw the same ████ yeah like because it would get passed around it's like i got my dad's playboy you know you go in the bushes and you ████ look at it yeah like ████ give up like uh pokemon cards if you wanted to get a burn cd from somebody that had some ████ videx porn on it gotta trade it you had a trade stuff it was a barter system crazy wow now it's like so accessible so accessible it's too easy it's od i think it should be harder like yeah that's true it's gonna be a scavenger hunt yeah cause i wonder how kids are gonna be we've talked about this before but like how younger kids are gonna grow up and how they're gonna have ████ metaverse porn oh yeah they're gonna be in the big feedback suits and ████ dude i don't give a ████ about them they're gonna ████ lose
8:25 their virginity online to a bot but that's what i mean you think they're going to be like out in the real world like trying to holler at girls like from their trailers and ████ getting ████ corn and they're going to bust down their suits and stuff and there's going to be electric ████ robots cleaning up their oh god that's just the way the future got i don't know yeah that's okay i like the future man i like the future this is the whole story of a ready player i need it i need to eventually that's what i was thinking of they never covered that part though like i feel like we were missing out on what happened that's that's the next one that just happened that's part two when part two comes out it's gonna be crazy nc17 remember that one movie i think it was called a a.i but it was that kid who's like the first ai child and he had real feelings and ████ and then it was
9:15 the future and then um he really wanted to be a part of this family he fell in love with the family but then the whole family who couldn't have kids they ████ adopted them they're like man ████ this kid we don't want them anymore because they're able to have their own kids now spoiler alert and then the kid is like it's not really a spoiler i'll tell you what part is but then like he'll give you a real spoiler anthony lee and then like he got kind of abandoned and ████ but he's a robot with feelings ah that that movie made me cry so hard it was so good wally it was yeah while he's ████ good he was cute too so boring yeah but in this world it was yeah in this in this world they have uh robot prostitutes yeah it was pretty cool do you feel like you're related to that child who was like an abandoned piece of ████
10:05 maybe maybe that's why i cried like a little ████ did you guys watch a blade runner 2049 the new one with uh running the og blade rider is way better the og blade runner's tied yeah yeah harrison ford definitely did his thing but uh the the point of bringing it up is uh ryan gossing has this obviously they live in the future he has this little ████ computer thing and anna armas is like this digital character that like uh when you buy this projection hologram version computer thing ai uh she can cook for you clean free she's your your girlfriend so you can buy this but then anybody can buy it so like she just is a ai projection that can fall in love or be she's like alexa but like exactly yeah exactly in physical form right or think about the movie like her with joaquin phoenix that one was crazy similar things right in the future you're going to be able to
10:55 purchase like an ai and everybody's going to have access to siri but maybe siri is fine as ████ yeah you know what i'm saying maybe alexa is in physical form has a hologram if you can change siri's voice from like uk to australian to whatever maybe you could change her skin color or whatever and build a relationship i'm getting a divorce then that's what i'm confident the future is at least gonna happen in geo see you later we're gonna get alexa i don't have to deal with that chola voice anymore you
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