0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. Uh today we have Nick the Ear here with us and Mr. Silent Deas Michael. >> Very good. Betty swag. >> All right. Um so this is a story that happened recently. There's these two guys from Dallas, Texas. They're 20 and 21 and they have been arrested for plotting an invasion against an island in Haiti. >> What arrested? Haitian themselves. >> No, they're just two white guys from Texas. >> What the hell? >> What do you mean like invade it? Like they're trying to take it over and run it like a dictator. >> Who Who was running for that? Was it a white cleft? >> It was back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. >> So, here's it's it was an island a little island called I think it's called Gonavi Island. And uh let me tell you their their plan step by step. This is what these two guys were going to do. They're 20 and 21 regular white guys.
0:56 >> Hey, you be the judge. You tell me if this is genius or idiot. All right. So, step one, we're going to buy a boat and a bunch of guns. >> I already ████ >> I ████ I guessed that part. >> Step two was to join the actual military in order to get free training for the attack, >> the US military. >> Okay. >> Number three was uh they were going to get stationed at Andrews Air Base in Maryland so that they could recruit a mercenary force made entirely of homeless people from Washington DC. >> Okay. I I don't see an issue, >> but I I wouldn't recruit homeless people. They're too drugged out >> and they're disorganized, >> but I mean the right drugs are good, right? >> I guess you could, >> right? Like pay him with drugs, >> but the right drugs will get them going. Or even even World War II, right? I mean, Hitler was a big methhead. >> You're not getting cream of the crop soldiers. You're getting like
1:46 >> some of them might have been vets. So, yeah. >> What if you >> Yeah. What if you put like testosterone in with the meth? So, and step four was they were gonna invade the island and kill all 49,000 males on the island. >> 49,000. >> Wow. >> 49,000. >> That's a lot of people to kill. >> Step five was they were going to turn the remaining 50,000ish women into sex slaves. >> So, they got jungle fever, huh? So, uh, both these >> just for a fetish. >> It was all It's always ████ It's always ████ >> Both these guys got arrested and, uh, there's still nobody knows exactly how >> at what phase did they get arrested. >> Yeah, that's the thing. They none of these things ever. They They've got
2:36 through they got through to the military part. >> Oh, they're in the military. >> Yeah, one of them actually ended up in the Air Force, but um there's no there's no clear way. I tried to look everywhere. It won't. >> They're even in the wrong military. They got to go infantry and ████ marines or army. >> There's no information on how their plan got found out. I'm guessing they were, if I had to guess, I think they were using something uh to communicate about it and it got like FBI flagged and they they were just reading everything. So, um >> that's so funny. >> Yeah, they're tweeting it out. Check this idea. the the the interesting part is they're facing 30 years in jail for this, but this isn't even really why they're in jail. I guess like again, this is you have to kind of assume most of this because they're not telling you how they did it during the time they're being surveiled or surveyed, what's the
3:28 term surve So during that >> uh likely agree, most likely disagree with >> they uh they were apparently caught producing CP. >> What the hell? Oh my god. >> Is that how they're going to fund the guns? They were going to use that to fund the guns, huh? >> I think their whole terrorism plan flagged the surveillance and the surveillance ended up finding in their systems that they were producing CP like producing it. Yeah. Yo, >> are they the ones in it? Cuz they're like 20. >> No, they're not the what? 20 ████ >> Well, they're they're a kid. They were doing it to a kid. >> Oh my god. Cuz in my head I was like, "Oh, >> it's kind of like you know how like you know like sometimes they they pretend and they'll be like like school girl teen and then you're like yo this ████ is 35, you know?" So I I thought that's
4:18 what they were doing. >> You thought they were like playing roles. >> Yeah. They're like twinks so they're like they're like sucking each other off and ████ and then they're like two teenage boys. >> How can someone's like darker than that? >> How someone brain be like so wired different? Like none not one of those steps have ever crossed my mind. Ex. It's because you don't got that dog in you, brother. You don't got that dog. >> How could you take over an island with a hundred thousand? >> I got dictator dreams. >> Yeah, I never have. >> But how would you go about it? What are your What are your steps? >> No, I always I it's it usually stems from jealousy cuz Kim Jong-un is the same age as me and he was born into it. So it you didn't have to take it over. His grandpa did. But I'm just like, isn't that cool? Like how he's just born into that. >> You were you were born into taking over uh Gardina. That's pretty good >> for me. I'm like, you need an army to go
5:08 in. But then the older I got, I was like, "Oh, but do you really want to run like a third world country?" Like, dude, like you got to educate. You got to get them ready. It's like, well, that's a lot of work. >> Why Haiti? That's my point. Like, is it so much work >> like cursed? >> And it's like a very it's a very specific island. I don't know how they like came up with that >> mall. But I'm not choosing Haiti to take over. >> There's way more. What's the island in India where they've never met a human? >> Sri Lanka. Oh. Oh. Oh. The Sentinel. >> Yeah. I'm going there. They got bows and arrows. >> But I'm going with guns. And you got bows and arrows. >> That's the thing is why would you want to rule over them? And then you go. Well, maybe I'll rule over a a smart rich country, but they complain too much cuz they're smart. >> Yeah. Well, we're not taking over London. >> Yeah, they're too smart. No, but like Well, they're weak, so they're easy to take over, but they're not they're just going to be complaining about their
5:58 rights and ████ you I I don't want any country. >> Nobody on it. They could try to just >> easily easily. >> Yeah. But they wanted black booty. I think that was the whole key is they're like, "We're going to kill all the guys and we're going to ████ all the women and children." And that was like their goal to kill 49,000 guys. How would they have even done that >> with two with two of them? And they're going to recruit homeless people. >> There's no branch in the military is going to teach you how to do that. So there there's a their lawyer who's you know probably a public defender is u saying that like he's arguing that like oh these guys didn't they didn't do any of the stuff like they might have talked about and planned it >> but they didn't do any of it even though like I guess like they're trying to say yeah but they were actually taking the steps of like you know they even went to I think a language course to learn how to speak Haitian. >> Wow. I think it's a little early. I I
6:49 don't think they got popped for I'm starting to realize that they didn't get popped for their plan. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the 30 years CP? >> I think it's the all it's >> everything. It's all the above, but the CP was like probably like a nice bonus that they bad. >> That's really bad. >> It's horrible. Like, and it's not like they were just caught with the material. They were the ones making it with >> with a kid that they had like taken advantage of. >> If you're doing that again, like what's the best chance rehab? You're ████ in the head. There's none. >> And you're ████ in the head. viable plan to kill 49,000 men. >> But I think taking over countries is so played out. Like that's so 1960s. >> It's so 2000, >> dude. 200 build. >> It's Yeah. >> And in my head, I love the part where they're like, "Oh, we're going to go to the military and get free training." Duh. >> Like that's going to be That's our ace
7:40 up our sleeve. >> We're going to be we're going to be ready for it. >> Dude, the GI bill is pretty sick. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Fun of them for going to the Air Force. It is because it's like, okay, their whole idea is go in, use a boat with guns, right? >> That means like go Yeah. Marines, Navy, ████ >> what are you do? Like the Air Force is drones and ████ >> Yeah. Go be a Navy Seal if you bought boats. >> Yeah. None of those ████ applies to ████ driving into a boat and then ████ shooting at >> Honestly, their punishment should be, "Go do it. We'll give you a couple guns. Go. you'll see how it goes and just let him go off. >> If they joined the Marines, let's say, right, and the recruiter was like, "Why do you want to be the Marines?" And they told them the whole plan, would the recruiter still be like, "All right, >> no. Probably call the cops. This guy's crazy. What the f███?"
8:30 >> Oh, decent idea. Come on. >> But what if the recruiter had a quota? >> I think every recruiter would call the cops. This guy's nuts. >> But what if the recruiter had a quota to me and he goes, >> "Yeah." And he's and he's two away. >> I get that Chevy truck and Dodge Charger Hellcat. >> Yeah. He's like, "Damn, I just need two more." Ah, ████ it. Squeeze them in. >> And then I just play stupid. I thought they were joking. >> Yeah, >> honestly, the CP was a ████ curveball, bro. I wasn't expecting that. >> I wasn't either. And then I kept reading. I was like, "Oh my god." >> Well, cuz the war plan sounds like two stoner buddies like telling a story. Dude, wouldn't it be so cool if we just >> It almost sounds like you have a little bit of a case of like these are just two idiots being ████ >> They're Yeah. creeps. >> Yeah, dude. They're chumos. >> They're horrible people. Yeah, that's crazy, right? >> Haiti doesn't have an army. Maybe that's why they chose Haiti. >> Don't they got gangsters and ████ >> No, they got hella gangsters over there,
9:21 dude. >> Yeah, they'll kill your ass, dude. >> It's It's very dangerous over there. >> I think they got guerilla warfare. >> Kind of not where you want to be. >> If you couple you see a couple whites pulling up on shore, they're going to kill them. They're going to kill them. Dude, >> do we know they're white? >> Oh, they're for sure white. >> They're going to chop them up. >> They're going to kidnap them and chop them up non-cycle style, >> assuming race, >> dude. Texas. This is probably >> Yeah, they're gonna That's crazy, dude. Yeah, make them go do it. >> Yeah, go do it. You got this great plan. All right, go for it. >> Yeah, they're they're extremely not extremely white. I shouldn't say that. They're pretty white. Gavin Rivers Weisenberg and Tanner Christopher Thomas. >> Tanner. Tanner is the whitest boy name you could get. >> Gavin and Tanner are pretty white names, >> but Weisenberg is like kind of Jewish, huh? >> Kind of. Yeah. >> Oh, dude, look at their eyes, bro. Look at the eyes on this one. >> This guy looks ████ nuts. Bro,
10:12 >> those guys like CP, huh? >> He looks crazy. He looks a little dumb, maybe. >> But they also got Mad Jungle Fever. >> Yeah, that doesn't line up, right? Maybe >> they don't. Dude, all they had to do is if they dressed a little hip hop, they could have got themselves a fine ghetto queen. >> Malibu's Most Wanted. >> But they're too They look like stoner white boys. Black girls aren't attracted to that. So then now they have to for they have to incel their way. They're like the only way they could get a a a a Caribbean queen is they're going to ████ have to take it over, kill all the guys so there's no competition, and then finally they can have their dream. >> They look like Coline kids that like grew up kind of, bro. >> This one is the scarier. That That one got the devil in them, brother. >> Well, he got a weird ████ eye. Like one eye is a different character. >> His stare is like terrifying. >> Set him on fire. Get rid of him, dude.
11:02 He got Satan and Lucifer in his ████ >> What if we did bring back like uh glad gladiators? >> Oh, >> and then and then like the winner still has to fight again tomorrow. Like there's no real winning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the next week or whatever, right? >> They should fight like a pro MMA kid or something like you like CP so much, fight this kid over here. >> Fight this kid and >> make the kid beat the ████ out of him.
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