0:00 thank you [Music] I have you guys ever been driving through the freeway when there was a protest and you had to stop and ████ oh because they blocked the freeway why do they do that I lose my ████ mind inside bro well that's never happened Bart is gonna love this one really why because Bart likes to bulldoze protesters I picked this one for bird okay okay let's not say a whole lot let's just show you this oh wait we're getting arrested good yeah that's good people gotta go to work bro I'm just ████ dead body myself yeah this guy this guy's a ████ hero yo he kicked them where is this it sounds Russian Jersey
0:52 a Long Island there's actually Monterey Park he's just dragging their houses yep oh it sounds French yeah it sounds fresh it's not French foreign [Laughter] these protesters look so dumb about them is you're fighting the same ████ people you're not affecting like the actual pause that's right you're fighting your homies like protests that are so in effect that's like me having an issue against something I go on the freeway and then I block Nick's mom from
1:42 getting to work I'm really making a difference but now she knows your issue Burn yeah your waste awareness about your issue now her is his mom's late to work for no ████ but also then my mom's gonna be like ████ your cause dude I gotta go to work the ████ out of here now I hope you guys all crash protesting for women's rights yeah she's like no I hate women's rights if you're gonna block my way to go to work exactly that's what I would understand about protest is like why do you guys become a nuisance to the working class yeah like these guys got to go to work where do you hurt them yeah like go to ████ helicopter stations and ████ and ████ block the ████ Ballers and be effective actually go yeah stand in front of the PJs do the minimum wage helicopter dude
2:35 like the Hamptons or something it doesn't look at the Hamptons Occupy Wall Street was so stupid occupy Walter which is supposed to be that it's like let's ████ hit bongo drums when these guys are in ████ the 70th floor they can't even hear you at least it did more than more this late like to try to make a hot take but they should probably do more like thinking before they do these protests I think what the problem is is these guys don't know how to effectively fight so the thing is like let's say the guys that did GameStop or like the guys that are like out there and they know how to attack effectively that work that like you're hurting people like that you know you want to make like if you want to make some noise you hurt them in their money in their bank account or whatever instead of standing in ████ blocking
3:26 traffic and doing all this ████ that doesn't matter do you guys remember that viral video that was going crazy for a while this guy in New York he was at like like a Chipotle off brand and he's like Chipotle no it was like it wasn't Japan like that it was like it was like a shirt it was a Chipotle stair Wars guys the Star Wars one yeah what about stairs come on we're focusing on Nick right now but there was he was talking to the employees at this restaurant and they were speaking Spanish and he's like can you not speak and they went after that dude and they went to his ████ like job they got on fire they had a mariachi band outside of his ████ place they they got to get they gotta assemble like that but do that this version Oh that ████ um lawyer that had a breakdown right yeah yeah that was hilarious the way they attacked him is how they got attacked they put thought into that they all assembled together and they need to
4:17 do that ████ for whatever cause what causes this for it's for climate what they need to do is they need to super glue their hands and put it on a ████ painting or something put on David you know what I mean one of the things about this article too is like you know if the police aren't going to do anything then the citizens are going to do crazy ████ because they just want to get to where they're going so the police's job we were all told when we pay our taxes is like they're going to defend blah blah blah they're going to make sure to advocate for whatever the ████ for the decent flow of things but then when people are like I don't have trust of a decent flow of things because I'm sitting in traffic and these ████ people are sitting in vests and you guys can't power move them we've seen you all do it in the past like I can't believe you guys aren't doing anything about this and that's why citizens get irate and then dangerous more dangerous things can happen if this was LA and we did the
5:08 same exact thing is that an assault charge for picking someone up and moving them from the drivers would probably go to jail and San Fran definitely yeah this guy gets rug burners the dangerous thing would be this guy drags this guy and it's really cool that all of them kind of played the passive route but if one guy were to resist a little bit it turns into a scrap full of non-vest verse vest it can turn into a big like Fiasco real fast but there's teams though that's good Neil was ████ doing the freeway protest and the cops came out and they were just ████ battering people and then she got hit too Jessica Biel was doing that holy ████ yeah really that was she was she was on a highway Jessica Beals specifically Jessica had a great glow from Seventh Heaven I'm just gonna throw that that's a good deals dude that's pretty true but also why do you want a highway Jessica Biel well just good
5:59 deals one of those things like right to peaceful protest is like I totally endorse it if you're like on the side of the road you're picking you're not disrupting something yeah um in terms of like a workflow or safety like when you sit in a street where a ████ giant machine Vehicles can move at high speeds yeah and then like pedestrians who aren't familiar with your cause or like even Associated directly with your cause that like is gonna ████ people up you know what I mean like that loses like like I said more support like that this is this is why I think it's stupid okay these protests they've been trying to do since like the 70s right and there's never been a moment when those have been effective Rosa Parks that ████ worked because it was like hey uh black people they ████ use the bus too why do they have to pay the same price but they
6:49 don't go on we're gonna boycott it makes sense sit-ins it makes sense it's violating a law and then you're protesting against peacefully Pro server right this ████ does ████ nothing green your hand to a ████ painting it never there was never a moment they were like oh when John Pierre put his ████ hand on the Mona Lisa everybody just started using they threw away plastic straws like there's never anything in history well this was ████ working you know they had plus the shows too my favorite thing about this too is like these guys that are sitting on the highway they're probably rationales like oh cars are probably contributing to greenhouse gases and all that ████ you're telling me those ████ don't use cars at all you're telling me there's people that are processing not when people are looking yeah exactly they're all Hypocrites too it's like I just I would assume and I'm probably gonna be wrong for this anyway but I would assume that
7:40 it's just a matter of like making noise not necessarily about like the way the how the why but just the fact that it's useless yeah it's ████ useless uh two two Play-Dohs Advocate if it like makes enough noise to the point where it gets to this JK table where we have only esteemed news come out of our Channel you know what I mean it's kind of they must have done something amazing because this is JK news hey Mom your cooking sucks and she goes what do you want to eat your cookies suck I'm just making noise that makes a lot of sense actually awareness mom you're cooking sucks I'm telling everyone your cooking sucks like the whole um veganism thing like when when friends I have that are vegan will ask me like oh how come you never wanted to be vegan it's just like most vegans who have talked to me about it were so unpleasant I just don't want to be on their team they're so unpleasant that I wanted to start eating a steak in front
8:30 of them and it's not that like Niners fans I can't ████ handle it you guys suck so much I ████ so sick of you guys saying the same ████ all the time oh you a Kaepernick could have been the best backup and I'm like oh my God shut the ████ up already Kaepernick sucked actually he was carried by a ████ great team great defense it's like when the facts are on paper and it's just data it's like yeah I get it but then like when I see the people representing that data I don't I don't think I'm that and I don't think I'm I don't I want to be like that so I'm just like hey whatever I'm doing I'm happy with it I actually am like so like I want to get into environmentalism but every ████ time I run into people who are about nature and environmentalism I just want to ████ their asses up and I'm like man I want to be on your team so ████ bad you don't understand but you're a ████ ████ face acting like an ████ yeah or like so you just need ████ I
9:21 hate you and then like it's everything honestly yeah dude I'd probably be a good ████ Christian if there were better ████ Christians you know what I mean like I'd probably join a lot of groups and activities if these groups weren't full of ████ faces yeah well that's like any company right any successful Corporation will have their face people and then they'll have their people that do the operations but you're not gonna have like the pr person or the face of the company be the biggest ████ you have yeah yeah Tom Brady runs FTX that's right oh yeah well he's getting sued now that's a group I want to join she's like yeah now yeah get into the ground floor dude you know how much they got away with what's his name SPF he ████ cashed out of me or anything he cashed out a bill his Executives they cashed out hundreds of Mills the ████ marketing director cashed out with 55
10:11 mil like they all cashed out as a loan that they took on themselves wow shocking so they were able to hey like I'm lending out a private loan to me right and the genius thing about it is that they did it all legally yeah like they none of this stuff was illegal it's Shady but it they they're so smart and how they ████ heisted bro they got Maxine Waters talking about SPF like he's a ████ hero on Twitter because they ████ spent money on all the journalists you pay for it and you get it back ████ that's what happens [Music] foreign
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