0:00 does the ending change at all uh cuz in the real one he just he becomes does he become oh the Beast yeah she kiss she kisses him true lovees kissing Sparkles rain in and then everyone in the castle becomes human again dude what if he com becomes a white man [Music] though welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we're going to talk about something that uh may upset a few of you depending on how much you love these movies what are some popular movies that could still be good if you made the main character Asian uh Beauty and the Beast why who's the main character of that Bell or the Beast oh that's a good question I never thought about that I thought it was the candle the teapot cods work which one
0:52 would you make Asian Bell or the Beast I think it wouldn't matter that's the thing I think it should be be it would still work because the story is not about race it's about see what they're doing they're answering the question what are you doing it should be Belle B Belle if they did Beauty in the bees it instead of it taking place in France what if they just did it in Cambodia or Vietnam but everything's the same everything the same but then you just have it in those clothes wouldn't the wouldn't the opening song be different that SC you I don't know what that well there were a lot of French Vietnamese people you know what I mean there's a lot of Vietnamese people oh Vietnam there you go they should do it in Vietnam yeah instead of the uh teapot it's Vietnamese coffee drip
1:43 thing yeah it's aetn coffee drip and her name's still Bale it's just Bale Bale yeah and she's she's half Vietnamese half French you ugly man and then Belle's family is also against it because he's like not a doctor and he's not and he's ugly as why you date that guy he's so ugly yeah why he's so that's the story yeah he's so ugly and he's not even a doctor there's something there that wasn't there [Laughter] before oh ████ what happens to Gaston yeah oh guest on get down man get down dude what if he was just like a freaking like communist cop that's like trying to go after this
2:33 guy yo so it's happening while the war is happening oh yeah that's kind of cool I love you yeah and how and then does the ending change at all uh cuz in the real one he just he becomes does he become he becomes a man oh the Beast yeah she kiss she kisses him true love's kiss and then the ████ Sparkles rain in and then everyone in the castle becomes human again right when the last pedal Falls dude what if he comes becomes the white man though everyone changes he's an American GI he is that's exactly what I was say I'll take you back to America but he does but he does become a white man from the Beast so you're saying instead of being an animal he's just a Vietnamese guy his Beast a Vietnamese guy turns into a
3:24 white guy it brings her back to America so Bell stays bell too green card and CZ a green cat damn dude she's like step into the light he comes in he's like no [Laughter] man he turns into a white guy after she kisses him that's funny that he's not even American cuz to her that's like the freaking he has papers and ████ yeah to get away from the so he was like a it was basically hoi Min Vietnamese communist and after she kisses him he turns into American GI but he's like a regular mediocre white guy he's not even super he's not even a 10 he's like a four and she's like oh my God this is it and he busts out his
4:15 American passport she goes oh my God I'm going to America yeah yeah that's the happy ending it's more realistic it's more realistic somebody make this cuz I think that'll be sick dude that'll be sick Asian beauty and the beast that's one all right what's another next one maybe like Rambo Oh I thought was doing Disney ones any movie is Rambo Vietnamese again yeah Rambo Vietnamese he goes to like he goes to Vietnam oh in the second one yeah I think so yeah so it's now a Vietnamese guy going to China no he still goes to Vietnam Vietnam but he's trying to Vietnamese guy just goes to Vietnam yeah he's still going to Vietnam he just ████ ████ up there what was the plot what was the plot of Rambo what what was he fighting against I don't know because there's so many but in the I thought he was getting his prisoner homies out no maybe dang cuz it was like
5:08 they got caught I keep thinking of First Blood I don't I don't remember what happens in Rambo Men In Black how would that how would that be different it should have just instead of the white dude it should have been an Asian dude with the black guy that's rush hour yeah so it's rush hour about Tommy Lee Jones yeah with Will Smith yeah dang Jackie Chan and Will Smith that'd be kind of sick do anything else in the story change no well if you at Kung Fu it's even more interesting well instead of them being in that ████ State the the the sou State there's just more racist jokes between them now so the movie is just that much better it's it's men and black but with more racist jokes all right how would this this might be a controversial One Kill Bill yeah that was kind of so instead of um Thurman you're talking about Bill
5:58 right oh yeah David k and also it could be um too but I mean obviously the orishi arc is like tight because she's like the Asian one too so like I wouldn't necessarily take that away I would like it if orishi was a white girl and then Uma was actually a Asian that would be funny really but the white girl is super Japanese it's just opposite I wouldn't be mad if um Thurman yeah uh her character was Asian too I mean she practically is she trained in Asia she it's like a Kung Fu story like if it was bill but instead of um Thurman it was like Michelle yo and everything else like made it made sense dude that still works it still works but honestly wouldn't work yeah what wouldn't work Jackie Brown Fruitville Station yeah that wouldn't work Jackie Jackie Brown black panther a movie
6:50 about wak but it's Asian Vietnamese guy what the ████ it's a wakanda ████ the Great Debaters whacking up boy up man yeah that that would be kind of interesting though mississipp birning probably wouldn't go over very well the color purple color purple roots boys in the hood no boys in the hood that would be that would be sick work because there were Asian gangs that were you know at that time so it would make sense but the dude would have just gone to college that's not going to work the guy would have still got just went to college after gang life yeah I like the flip version I have more yeah B does it work yeah Schindler's List don't really work no the Schindler's List no yeah unless it was Paul pot but that would be nice though no you got to do it about
7:41 that and then just Asian wash it okay yeah unfairly I didn't complain about this I know people did but the Great Wall the one Matt Dam I never saw that saw that it was bad but it was like fun bad you know when something's like fun bad like airplane bad yeah oh yeah I hate that airplane bad versus like the last time The Last Samurai was really good it was so good it was I think certain movies can get away with gender swap I mean uh not gender swapping um what is it race race swapping but then people people get mad even if it doesn't change the plot at all and they just changed the race like why do people get mad at that you know it didn't change the story I think people just get mad at change yeah it would make more sense for them to get mad at if they changed black panther to an Asian person or something I can't imagine why someone would do that think would
8:32 funny that would be so funny dude wak a long time and they still say their lies as if they're long timee they still have the same accents too dude that be crazy what kind a long time what if nobody knew until they got into the theater so they were expecting oh my God all the trailers are still all the trailers are still the same and then they just flip it on you that's a good prank video Captain America man it's just a Vietnamese Guy high budget prank man high budget I am captain Vietnam Man Captain Vietnam he has a big red star right here or yellow star it's Captain communist dude oh man what would Captain Vietnam today like what would his missions be what would he be trying to accomplish I don't know man oh he would ████ be trying to take
9:22 out corruption in the government oh that's kind of sick but he is the government cuz the government hired him against it cuz he finds out all the dirty ████ and he's like I can't do this which is why Captain America also in Rogue but his Kryptonite is gambling and he's like he's like about to fight crime but he looks over there's a casino he's like what the ████ oh ████ I know I'm lucky today man today's episode is brought to you by DraftKings TD tutty taking it to the house whatever you call a touchdown they matter more at draftking Sportsbook an official Sportsbook partner of the NFL ready to place your first NFL bet try betting on something simple like a
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11:03 terms and responsible gaming resources see DK n.co slft ball NFL Plus premium offer available only to new and former NFL plus subscribers additional NFL Plus premium terms at nfl.com terms he's just about to catch the bad guy but then they're like I have Dice and then he rolls the dice he goes oh seven it and he start throwing money yeah yeah the bad guy is like I know you're a Kryptonite and he opens his chest it's like hinin like oh he go I got a Hennessy and hin he goes oh ████ me man obviously this wouldn't have worked but like three Ninjas Oh instead of three white kids it's three Asian kids or that would be like redundant what if it was three black kids the Grandpa's white yeah David K three ninjas like yeah we already knew
11:54 they were ninous dang Home Alone Home Alone with the Asian kid alone dude imagine how crazy the traps would be Vietnam traps because he's good at math he would have been just taking care of himself he would have been he would have ████ opened up a restaurant it's not even like a situation at all it's like it's not burglars it's something else he would just be studying the whole movie like oh really boring my parent forget me okay dang Home Alone would be pretty funny I think a lot of movies would be pretty good Asian washed if it was Asian washed and it shouldn't be like just on purpose like a biopic you know like they're trying to do one on like let's say like they do one on like Ray Charles the Michael Jackson bio pick what if that was an Asian guy oh my God I think an Asian guy would pull it off very good then that's what you call good
12:44 acting if they played it really well oh Ghost in the Shell Ghost in the Shell oh well wasn't that Scarlett Johansson she is Asian though yeah what they tried with that one didn't they everyone just calls her Asian now yeah that's she got the card They just go like wait did you are you saying you liked her in Ghost Shell no I'm saying like if it was like a Asian chick I think it could have been better which Asian chick for Ghost in the Shell well they have to be hot they kind of have to be hot and busty that's what made ghost in sh even the animated like movie kind of like tight busty for sure he contribu you know he's imagining it like ████ yeah I don't know that's hard to say but I I will say when I was a kid I remember
13:34 seeing Kelly who and Scorpion King being like K Scorpion King is op like that's way too good so it's like that that could work yeah yeah oh Kelly yeah that would be really Co D what if Jackie Chan was a scorpion king what if what if rush hour they did it again but they're both Asian but they're like two types of Asian that don't get along but same black jokes too it would be like a hood iian and then uh Asia from Asian from Asia No it should be Korean and Japanese oh that would be good oh cuz they hate each other yeah that would be good that'll be good yeah in in the War era in the War era but they still say chinae bamboo very strong oh the way the way they they connect is by hating uh China or something chines dude that's crazy they unite
14:24 against China there's actually a movie it's called my way and it takes place in in um occupy Korea the and it's a story about a Japanese and a Korean guy they become friends but then they get kidnapped and they become Nazis what what the ████ I thought my way was the name of the person my no the movie my way it's a pretty good movie and then it it all was inspired because during d uh D-Day when uh the Allies invaded right old oh no it's not that old 2011 yeah when the Allies invaded they found Asians in Nazi uniforms wa what a yeah and they're like how the ████ did this happen dang I would have known yeah so Eng glorious bastards can be Asian washed oh that would be cool what a great movie no Brad Pit killed it though
15:15 man Brad bit killed it he killed it he killed it man I don't think we can take that gorami gorami what if Captain America was a Asian yeah that's what we're Captain Vietnam yeah but then like you don't you just make it Amer go oh but oh but he's still American like Captain Asian America Captain Asian Amer hey you know who should have been Asian a superhero Batman why cuz he's rich rich smart so instead of Bruce Wayne it's just Bruce Lee Bruce Lee I like that that's ████ fire BR thank you D you know what makes sense though he did train with a bunch of ninjas like when he was coming up so it kind of makes sense if it was an Asian person was razal ghoul supposed to be like Liam niss or rozal ghoul is supposed to be Asian right yeah so that was that was interesting but instead of a Liam was tight yeah he's the shadow leader though
16:06 he's the the other one is a different guy isn't it razal ghou it was he was Raz that is him he had a the double the little thingy but he is Raza G in that movie yeah dang that would be sick Asian Batman because then what how would he get all that trauma though would his parents be killed too or or his parents are alive they just like beat the ████ out of him not being a doctor for not being smart that's his motive for fighting crime there you go yeah and it's not and it's not white pearls around the mom's neck it's like Jade pearls oh oh I know which one would be good uh Road Warrior but he keeps crashing oh ████ so Fu trying to get away and ████ he's like ah ████ me and
16:56 then he keeps crashing oh sh and he has to get a new car the movie is like brought to you by Progressive Insurance or some ████ hey how about blade braid blade braid blade blade braid you sure it's not braid no we can't take Wesley SN we can't take away Wesley SN I'm just saying what if but but if you put in Wesley Chan you can yeah Wesley chan oh ████ and instead instead of because he's Asian the he has to cook all his blood and turn it into blood cubes and then put it he has to fight Chinese vampires cuz that's oh the jumpy ████ that would be good from the old movies yeah those Jumpy the Chinese zombies with the ████ paper here go old the jumpy mother Yo that'd be sick it's Asian blade yeah dude I used to love that that movie that movie
17:47 was so good it's like a kitchen the Asian Kitchen knif yeah aan bra welcome to Asian braid Asian bra yeah blade would be a good one what about the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift but all of them are from in Tokyo but yeah that just work just leave it all the same what happened to the actor family oh I got one family all right it's Sleeping Beauty okay but it's a Filipino girl that likes to party too much that's why she always sleeps in late she's just lazy that's why Beauty then she's parted too hard are you about to say the the the seven dwares are just normal siiz Filipinos that's Snow White that's Snow White oh my bad sleepy beautyy oh yeah s yeah Prince what the
18:38 ████ even happens in sleep be I feel prin Filipino I don't know he he he's got the she's got the three Fairy Godmother things and then like the spindle with the ████ but it's three Asian aunties no but he keeps looking at her and he's like damn she's so hot and it's like you don't even know this girl dude all you know of her is she just been sleeping is he a white guy every time all we do is make fun of Standards between white people and the Asians I forget why she was a threat to that to malefic pretty forgettable I just remember her I just remember him fighting the dragon yeah she touches the thing she dies yeah hey Shrek shre dude what what would he be what would he be Vietnamese for sure dud he be Tongan Vie Shrek he's a Uso Donkey Shrek that's actually good dude
19:28 yeah there tight right dude the Shrek was a so like he was a Samoan dude poian and then the girl is Korean oh my god with really high standards like unrealistic hella high standards that makes sense rounders rounders all the card if they're all Vietnamese is never ending movie they just won't stop game will never end dude what is that movie the the one where they count cards I forget no no they're poker players Rayman or 21 instead of Sean he Napoleon Dynamite oh oh interesting instead of Pedro instead of Pedro vote for Wang vote for Pang Wang Peng Wang entament you ever see that one instead of cathera Jones yeah it's what I don't
20:18 remember instead of Sean conry it's but he he still has the accent instead of James Bond it's James Wang James Wang exactly like the lawyer yeah the lawyer do you think there could be an Asian James Bond yeah for sure the world would throw a fit and end itself in an apocalypse of Doom it depends on who plays like if it's William Hung I think everyone would support it but if it's a handsome Asian guy everyone would be like ████ this guy yeah that's the thing that's weird the reason I don't think it could work is because yeah like traditionalists and purists are going to be pissed but Asian people ████ be hating on themselves so much they're going to be pissed no matter who it is it would have to be that you know who it have to be the ████ Korean dude uh who was the um no the Korean dude who was in GI Joe but as a Storm Shadow um oh I know
21:09 you're talking about the handsome F Daniel dayim Daniel no no no no not Daniel Daniel dayim at a point would have been a sick ass Bond he's literally like the Brad Pit of Korea he's Brad Pit of Korea wait what is his name dehong no no no ████ you got to see him he's ████ awesome that guy that guy Lee hun Lee hun yeah what's he in what other stuff is he in this guy's the Brad Pit of Korea yeah no you got to see you got to see it he was in Mr sunsh you know rain do you know rain yeah I know rain yeah he would be cool rain the the pop he's the he's the ultimate bad guy in Squid game p of Korea ladies you're just looking at the wrong photo theot trust me Asian ████ that's the ████ profile Pig he chose no that's him just being normal man he's just being nice being normal you Brad
21:59 pippy normal you'll come yeah I know that but just the younger one I think uh there's got to be better ones I think a Asian guy should play Crocodile dundy dude this guy right here dude come on bro she all right I'm a little bit [Applause] convinced photo selection I like them now
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