0:00 [Music] you know what reminds me of like the Ricky Ticky Tavi you guys remember that one D I love that that's like so nostalgic kids are dpb the slogan is was it once you tried it no can [Laughter] [Music] wait hey you guys like racist commercials right yep yep I love them yep yep yep yep yep yep yep there's one that like is from 1988 but I never saw it until now that's not racist then I thought I've seen almost every RAC is commercial cuz it's like there have been so many compilations through the years is it a German one what made you ask that some of them are German ones some of them cuz in other country cuz other countries have different have different sensibilities this one I thought was really I can tell you guys it was German l f China I think I've seen this that looks German fur
0:52 China [Laughter] [Music] no way [Applause] oh oh the reaction laughter Oh yeah the food looks good though [Music] dude the way that the everyone goes whenever they change is so funny dude I
1:43 love that is that a skit or like for real that's for real oh I wanted to make sure it was for real cuz you know how back then they parody a lot of stuff and it looked real like sketch shows oh yeah no that's a real one I love how there's probably if that was posted on next sharp there would be so many people crying right now crying and and like it it like actually pains their day yeah yeah I can't believe it I think it was on xar I think they did cry I love that commercial that's funny that's ████ good that's a good commercial you don't you don't forget it you know it makes me kind of want to eat that's genius well I like it you want me to tell you why I like it okay I like it because to me what I get from it it's like yo you in the mood for Chinese food you eat it bam now you're really in the
2:33 mood cuz you turn Chinese now you're a chinan and you know CU sometimes cuz sometimes that's that's actually the cuz that's how I feel that's how I feel when like you know you go like let's say you go eat sushi or like even if I'm at an Italian restaurant I eat a and like I just go so it's just like you eat it and then you just feel it you embody it yeah you embody it so what happens when when they eat Chinese food what do you think they do they go oh they start doing karate they didn't even do it they just like went I wish that they morphed into an actual Chinese person that would have been hilarious that's what I thought they were going to I wish they did more yeah they just did light like they did the ey yeah they just look like Madam ████ butterfly Opa exactly yeah the guys's eyebrows gave the guy a b haircut yeah yeah was good that was a nice touch sensible yeah they were just normal Asians I wanted a rice hat with a
3:24 ████ he would have a buut no bucka tooth though you know what would be cool if they turn into actual characters like one's a Kung Fu Master the other one is like a monk the other one yeah that would be cool one's Liu Kang that' be all right now your your job part is that I'm going to show you some more Rises commercials you have to imagine that you're the advertiser trying to sell it to be like come on guys like you got to talk us into picking this up okay here's a hinin one that they apologized for right after cuz apparently they didn't even realize they shouldn't have apologize real you shouldn't even have done it you know this one no doesn't matter here you go [Laughter]
4:22 [Applause] [Music] what's wrong with that one by the way Wood Wood there's so many hot people W that commercial what was wrong with that one the whole time is that a trick question no it's not a trick wait what was what was it is it cuz it slid by the black girl and she didn't catch it it slid by m like three black people black legs yeah everyone who didn't who didn't stop on was dark oh and lighter but if you follow like the shot list if you follow the shot list yeah cuts from bartender to the girl mhm so you know where the beer is supposed to go so if it passes by ████ animals whatever ████ a car all that's just part of the journey but you know just based off the shot list actually all right I honestly that all supposed to go that's
5:13 a r let's see what you got then with this one oh dude I love this Koolaid okay oh ████ Koolaid kids in Japan they're ninjas Kool-Aid the Koolaid kids in Old Japan everywhere [Music] rhy the kid then clapped his hands and said me wi [Laughter] by the refreshing much by Family oh ████ that's kind of cool [Music] that haircut is
6:09 [Music] wild you know what reminds me of like the Ricky Ticky Tavy you guys remember that one yeah yeah D I love that that's like so nostalgic kids are dope the fact the slogan is was it once you tried it no can wait ████ funny cuz they're spreading Kool-Aid to the world yummy koola I like how it sounds like Trey Parker doing that Asian accent I you know one of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons is when they go to Japan and then they turn into anime characters oh yeah that's very good that was really cool yeah I like that one that was good spreading I can see uh that being on NE shark and then all of these people crying yeah one of my favorite things to do is like go on next shark comments and I always get texts from the owner of NE shark and he goes Joe um you're when you
7:01 write right I look forward to it and I just laugh all right what you got here bud cry too much man lingling bamboo furniture Shack which is this was this is by sales Genie and uh yeah it's not a furniture commercial B so far so good yeah we have no customers no sales we're going out of business Ling Ling I am not going back to the zoo then we need a sales Miracle P psychic help we need customers even Supply 100 free sales leads at sales.com and stop eating the bamboo furniture wow look at all these sales leads thank you sales Genie hey kids you want to go see the Griz fans and the zoo for 100 free sales leads go to sales genie.com is that so bad that I don't know you know what stop eating all the bamb the boys actor's not Chinese
7:52 yeah I don't care I think what we need to do we need to post these on next shark and see what they say I don't see anything wrong with that cuz I think they're the ambassadors of Asian Asian I think that was just a bad commercial the koola kids commercial is a good commercial yeah Kool kids you remember it yeah well it's a panda they're just trying to they make bamboo furniture and then the Lan Lings the ████ sales help them expand their store that's pretty cool they need 100 free sales this one was a KFC Australian one and this one at first when I watched it I had to watch it again I was like what what's the problem you stuck in an awkward situation EAS oh my God you know what ruines it is the fact that he's like he's stressed out what is that premise dude I don't
8:43 know that's hilarious and everybody's like having a good time and they're all like he's just like oh I hate it he's so mad Why Did I Go In This Crowd yeah all these loud black people thank God for this Fried Chicken Jesus all right time to show you guys the the king commercial out of all of them so far none of them this is my favorite one by this is the Steve Green special this is my favorite one by far you all seen it but bar you're going to have to defend this [Music] one it's already [Music] funny oh that guy's good at climbing what the
9:33 [Music] ████ oh ████ what the ████ oh ████ [Music] what in the what's toothbrush oh it's on a toothbrush what the ████ what the ████ was that that's the best commercial of all time what the ████ all time cuz you don't even know where it's going you're like where's on oh he's sleeping on big gi toothbrush
10:24 oh he is the toothpaste well that is not racist this just even make sense well no it's like hey I think it was absurd would you try black toothpaste and people are mostly like yeah probably not you know what I mean b too toothpaste is like we're so misunderstood it cuz I think what the if I go based off what that tells me the equation tells me is the toothpaste helps get balloons out of your teeth but we don't none of us got balloons in our teeth you don't see the that is it is exactly what I just told you the symbolism what it's that you wouldn't think black toothpaste would be good on your teeth yeah most people are like it it is good on your teeth is what they're trying to say right and they're also trying to tell you they get balloons out of your teeth no they're saying it get misunderstood that's it the balloons are the balloons are irrelevant but that's
11:14 what I'm saying that's what that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying the act three doesn't match to act one the lady thinks he's a child molester trying to lure into lure the kid into a van dude he's like oh you want a balloon and the L's like e but the style is absurd is so it's kind of like you don't know what's going to happen trying to predict the next move so it's memorable right memorable I like it when things are like not meant to be racist but then it becomes so racist cuz they don't even think about the racism they're like oh we got to get we got to get that guy for sure but that went to a bed and became a toothpaste dude black strip what the ████ that's crazy it's insane that concept is crazy it's so funny it's almost too crazy to be racist it's like some guy on cocaine
12:04 came up with that did you see that one Asian one where a black guy goes into the the washing machine and comes out white I've seen that one that's the most popular one oh man classic
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