0:00 do you guys feel emasculated when you're cooking and then your girls come around and starts fing you in the ass only when I'm washing my clothes I would feel more emasculated when they wrap around and go and then you're just like styling up like and cook [Music] right welcome back to another episode of split the room split the room split the room split the room wait I've never done split the room what's that in this series we're going to go ahead and present something very divisive that we are all not going to agree on do we have to take a side and then they have to take a side you have to take a side yep you must take a side how do you know it's going to be so divisive trust me you are not going to have the same opinion on this one wow that's hard cuz
0:52 JK group think we got a uh another lovely prompt from some friends of ours down under down down that same gym that has these arguments in the locker room that uh they were the ones who uh presented The Prompt that caused us to split the room when Jesus was here um they have another thing they're fighting about okay and I'll read you what it is exactly they debate a lot huh they do they have these locker room debates and then when they can't come to a consensus they with us okay we're like the Supreme Court of dumb feel like locker rooms cuz I feel like locker rooms they have all these debates right but then to have an actual group that will like lay down the law they have to call us yeah they have to call the dumbest men on Earth the dumbest men on Earth this gym this gym is called jungle all right Jungle Gym o oh I
1:43 didn't put that together here we go I'm going to tell you the short version and then I'm going to get into some details okay the short version is is it gay to have your girl do butt stuff to you yes no no absolutely it's what split the room split the room wait which side's which side's G do we need to run to the side yeah do do we rearrange ourselves according to our before you do that listen to this uh this is what our friend is asking she said is it gay to love pegging what's pegging again to love it someone you give a love it I think when someone uh is penetrating you I don't want to Peg anybody cuz I have my own dick because here's the reason the reason why they're not agreeing get the reason is why would it be gay if it's a girl that's doing it to you I know why why because she doesn't feel
2:34 anything does she have to can she just oh it's not balanced One Way can she be a giver she's just exercising I mean she's feeling something eternally hand job is also exercising what if it's like a double penetration thing oh okay okay oh but lesbians Peg each other and they're not are they feeling thank you that's the next thing she said she said but females can Peg each other and go home to their boyfriends and not be lesbians huh wait no no wait maybe buy then females can Peg each other and go home to their boyfriends in what world wait not yours apparently my dream world yeah that sounds like a porn fantasy they do this in Australia you've never heard of girls doing stuff with girls but not being lesbians I've never heard of girls pegging each other on a ████
3:26 girls night out and then they come home to their boyfriends ever I never heard of that well I'm sure it's a thing yeah it's a thing when guys write the story in fan fiction yeah well I missed out on that ████ colorful part of life a big part of it is like what is the dude imagining while he's getting penetrated I think so too well that's a great point cuz if if they're thinking about their secret lover that's a dude then it's gay or how hard is that guy biting his lip if he's biting it really hard you're already not looking at your girl right you're already not looking at your girl cuz you're getting cuz you getting it you can you can make eye contact flexibility do you have what the ████ or I'm just fat missionary what so let's um let's hear from our let's hear from our resident gay homie Tyler if my girl is
4:16 doing butt stuff to me am I gay absolutely not cool can you explain it Tyler can you first first we need to agree to terms can you define what gay is for the room yes yeah that's a good way to start gay means want to do sexual something sexually with another man two men doing stuff sexually do you have to believe in it you have to believe in it though so like you to believe it two dud two dudes in jail right they do it and then they ask him are you gay and he's like hell no I ain't gay but they do it physically oh yeah if they were able to get a heart on ████ rock hard% that's why I think it's about mentality like you can imagine so Tyler indeed you are in fact proving my point which is that if a chick is penetrating my butt with a dick shaped object and I'm getting hard over it I'm gay no cuz
5:07 just the concept emotionally of your girl doing something that she might be enjoying also turn you on why would she be enjoying it she's like doing ████ cardio girl some girls like that some girls like that Pelon on my ████ dude so if I'm having if I'm having sex with Nick but he identifies as a woman is that gay ooh that's a different thing that is a different thing because I don't know what it is difference okay I think I think like it I think where this is getting confusing is the dildo aspect cuz it's a dick right but what if she was but it's plastic but what if she was finger ████ you with her delicate female hat can you say finger ████ the same way again what if she was finger ████ your ████ butthole yeah okay she hading but she had a very delicate woman feminine finger yeah let's go with that one okay that's different not gay I see that's not g gay long like not a manicure or any like long nails like that seems scary having
5:59 like a dick shaped object in your butt and you were really enjoying okay let's say it's a souvenir Eiffel Tower from Paris okay that's different that's like an assumed penis they literally make those things look like dicks and and like be like like here here's here's here's another one I've seen a porno where girls have a huge assortment of dildos okay yeah there's a huge segment of them that are not shaped like di or they don't look like dick octopus tentacles yeah yeah yeah they they're different shapes Stu some of them look like you could get at a crystal shop yes what if it was that at a crystal shop so Fierce what if it's that what if it's not so I'm returning to now logic again once again and saying that's not gay because like anal beads right that
6:50 doesn't look like a dick that looks like Boba looks so does it make you Taiwanese yeah a big ████ necklace you buy in like Thailand beads yeah not not gay not if a strapon is in in like a conceptual penis supposed to be a penis and by the way why she got to have it on her hips yeah why she got to have it on her hips sometimes it's around the mouth like dude oh yeah it's for it's for leverage boobs likee for her to act like a man for leverage about this Steve she has a strap on pcking from the back she stepping on your but she also reaches around and she's jacking you off oh that sounds fun is that gay it's more talented first of all B was already gay from like the part where she's ████ me so I don't know what the reachon does but she's a girl she's a multitasker wait wait wait how about this she's wearing a strap on but she's not using it she's just still
7:41 finger ████ your ████ not not not what if she has a strap on and she just skull ████ you dude n uh that's kind of gay that's kind of gay I think that might be more gay than is I think I think if there's eye contact it's not gay yeah dude there's no eye contact than the dude's imagining something see I think we're thinking about this wrong cuz if she's wearing a strap on she's pegging you from the back it is gay but in that sense gay is okay whose choice is it though that sense wait hear me out that's specific what does that mean you're honored only in that sense what if it was her request and he was just doing it out of love oh that's love and then she just wants dominance well dude it's out of love but he's gay that's isn't that probably what it was in the first place if this has happened you were cute a that's gay quote and I meant that in a very gay
8:32 way I just think that if if it's a strap on it's gay but if it's not and it's like some kind of finger butt play St like Joe's not Joe's not gay my client is not gay just cuz he likes hookers eating I have I have another scenario for you Steve this is plan on your logic so I can better understand okay thank you if your girlfriend has a strap on ████ you in the ass that's gay yes right let's say you and your best guy guy friend he has a strap on vagina and do you ████ his strap on vagina is that straight but is the vagina right here at the ████ answer me that steeve wait are you saying is his is his dick straight or is it I don't know you he has a strap on vagina and you're now you have two dudes smashing pelvises are they making eye contact can can the court confirm that a strapon vagina even exists let's see
9:23 that's the Gest thing that's been so far the you can buy in ████ the a ████ that's true exhibit a no way wow exhibit V exhibit exhibit V exhibit v wait can we see it in the profile please they actually make that ████ wait that's for man wait where can you where can you purchase this does have my color send me that what the wait wait wait so wait that barely looks like a vagina this is gay that looks like a baseball C this gay wait I'll tell you why this is gay are they sell that in Target no they're saying they s played against Sports I think it's it's at Hobby Lobby this is gay because because you're basically lining that up with your buddy's butthole are you not yeah are you not but that's so both ways are gay what is it both ways are how far out does that come that's what I'm saying I see what I see what B's saying this is true then if
10:13 you flip it it should be the other way if your friend if your friend does this and you start ████ it that's kind of gay I think it's gay that's what I'm saying it's gay Tyler what are you saying so why are we avoiding being gay wait we are straight on this side if if if your wife came to you and she was like I want to ████ you with the strap on them cheeks would you would say no because that's gay oh I'd say hey ████ I've been trying to ████ your ass forever you're not getting anything from me just real stories just real frustrations there are there I remember there are people who believe that doing anal sex on your girl was gay what I mean yeah so are people against being gay or
11:05 just anal is this your friend MO again no no no I thinka I think what it is is it's like they're not saying that it's literally gay but it's a gay act that's crazy put it in a butt so going back to what I said what if that is considered gay why are you avoiding being gay yeah yeah Joe why are you voiding it if you're on the straight side that's one of the scariest things you could ever be if you're straight tribe in this sense Gay's okay you know Gay's okay all what if what if she's wearing a dildo but it's not in the shape of penis it's a finger huh and then they're using the she must be handless ████ the ████ out of you blow it all up blow it all up so she's saying that uh I guess the example that that they the girls were making about women pegging each other and then not automatically be the dream scenario that never happens yeah she's saying that
11:56 like that made a lot of the straight guys in the conversation go oh I guess it's not gay then no it is you know why cuz lesbians are fake gay exactly all lesbians they're all you know why cuz think about it they need male parts to have sex still a dildo is a male part where guys they could just ████ the butt in the mouth all good yeah we could even get two dicks together it's a and do a handshake from what I understand in most lesbians it's not dicks they have a problem with it's everything around the dick yeah Joe but they're still using male parts like dildos and things they just use us so that's to that's to me more by than straight lesbies so I am so conf I don't even know where we're at right now any real lesbian Nick do you agree lesbianism is
12:47 just a complete fetish and a complete fabrication I don't think so dude I think they're gay too dude I've seen some Les then why do they need to use guy body parts in their party time H cuz I think there's a double standard across the board no like you know there's double standards from gay guys aren't putting vagina strapons on why do they make they should you know what cuz they come built in cuz they come built in dude they come built in 10 that's true they come prepack prepackage bars you know what I mean the ladies they don't got anything built in so in her example right she's like well we could use ████ strap-ons and we're not gay and I'm like that it wait it is though isn't it can girls make out with each other and still go home to their boyfriends like yeah it's fine yeah the scenario should should they move I think that's fine that double standard is is it's one-sided so it's
13:38 not for sure a double standard it's the the ratio is off right if girls are making out that's a guy's fantasy you guys if guys are making out that's just gay I don't even know we're arguing anymore honestly how do you feel about two chicks that make out and but then you know they have boyfriends like how do you view that do you view them as just like you guys are just ████ around I just think they're having fun like not everything has to be about a long deep sexual desire I agree with that girls just being girls it's not gay they're just having fun so two guys just making out just having fun yeah we did that earlier we did it earlier that pretty sure that happened ear we were kissy we were kiss I will say we were kissy boys earlier we were kissy boys and that was gay and that was okay f it was vessel with the boys yeah best with the boys it's a segment it's part of the show hey best with the boys shirt that's
14:29 how we start every shoot day from now on I'm just saying it was gay and it's okay it's not gay it's just it's just team city was just but the moment no gay is a spectrum was about the moment there's a little bit gay and then there's super gay that's true okay we're on this side there's a spectrum we're on the low volume part just so you know cuz if all right if two straight girls made out passionately for fun right to me that's a that's a gay act but they're Straight girls yeah it's a party trick it's a fun party trick we need to be wearing suits for this segment by the way what does that even mean it's such a mistake that we're not just for I do can I do a gay Act without committing to being classified yes like what what can I do so so so for example passionately by the way so for example there's a term called men that have sex with men yeah and that
15:19 means they're not gay cuz they're not romantically attracted to men or anything like that they just like the physical feeling yeah and to me that's like that just Tyler what the heck is that that is fair you can have sex with a man one time and not be considered gay right I think we actually sounds pretty gay to me but that's the termin no because the concept is Happ is that a real thing yeah if you cook one meal you're not a chef no but we're talking about a regular thing so men that have sex with men is that just gay or can you be straight and be man that have sex with I mean first off I'm kind of in the belief set that you don't have to label things super hardcore but if you were going to label it uh why are you having sex with a dude it kind of goes back to does it it goes back I like the Simplicity of that it's very simple yeah and by the way in the gay community right they all the time gay guys talk about the straight
16:10 guys quote unquote who are like sucking dick or whatever and they're insisting they're not gay but guess what they're gay and they all know they're gay so like why are we pretending here that it's not gay to get drilled in the butt even if it's a chick she's Drilling in we're taking back to the chicks again yeah no no but gay is a spectrum with a gay with a with a strap-on ████ shaped object if you're getting railed in the ████ you're gay yeah and you're imagining Cal Drago and your Daenerys getting ████ I don't think gay is the right term for that I think that would just be likes to be pegged I think that's a separate cat like as you're I think you're grouping something into like the wrong group kind of especially if it's a chick you know I think from my experience it's not that gay I don't think cuz if it's the chick that's straight yeah they have nice hands means that he's like for Domination yeah dude
17:01 if they're ████ Ah that's a good one that is true because some people get off on like an innocent girl that does something out of character like very sexually deviant and hardcore and then you know you're you're a ████ powerful CEO and you're just like I just can't wait till I go home and put a choke collar on and have her drip candle wax on my butt yeah didn't you guys say that's what Anthony likes yeah whoa as a CEO he has a ball gag in his mouth financially Domina the candle wax like all goes inside the hole no it has nothing to do with it but then the high heels come on and his balls get crushed yeah he like getting stepped on that has nothing to do with any of this yeah you're right it's not g up this is Anthony's thing but then on top of that if you like humiliation what if you want to get pegged in the booty hole exactly
17:53 and that's not it's still see that's where these guys had a change of heart is say initially we're saying changes of hearts are gay anything touching the butt Tyler said yeah he said yeah that anything touching the butt is gay they originally that's originally what but it's a woman touching a bed that's what they originally said they ended up saying later that oh I guess it's not I'll say this bro when my girl is trying to stick her fingers in my ass I feel a little gay but then I realize it's not that gay at all how often does she try that almost every day is she doing it for fun she's doing it for fun cuz I know what are you doing it for though being playful what's your motivation my motivation is uh to not let her do it so I just try to run away so it's like a cat and mouse ongoing yeah yeah but I know here's the my problem with it is like when she puts her fingers in my butt I know she she has no serious
18:43 intentions she's not really trying to get in there yeah she's not really trying to to motorboat that thing she got she got small fingers got long fingers o she got Daddy Long Leg fingers and long it's like playing with an automatic door at a supermarket but you don't need anything in there she got Richardson Nails yeah do you guys feel emasculated when you're cooking and then your girls come around and starts ████ you in the ass what no I don't only when I'm washing my clothes I would feel more emasculated when they wrap around they go and then you're just like stop I can't ████ cook right those are some bomb ass eggs I bet I wish Tiff did that more but she doesn't she doesn't do it enough is that how your stove gotle ████ freakier girl you wish Tim was more D
19:33 yeah yeah I wish it was more D interesting yeah so I guess in that sense if you were into domination in bed if it's a girl that's administering it it's not necessarily a changing sexuality it's just doing what you like right just switching rolles dude some straight men are just submissive little ████ there you go I will give you that I think that's a compelling argument that I did I did not see initially that I agree with how about this I got one more I got one more okay so let's say so we've established guy bent over girl has strap on bone in the dude not gay just likes to be dominated right let's say guy turns around still the same players in the game guy turns around girl has a strap on guy Now sucks off the strap on ████ is that gay or is that what is that is that magic yeah that's magic I think it's
20:25 called that's magic that's very questionable for sure depends on the intention reframe it reframe it how is that not gay that's a good question I I have a better hypothetical okay go hit it okay dudes jerking off together watching straight porn gay that's what he did it's called a circle jerk I've done that with my brother I think that's straight gay gay we got him boys we got him we ████ got him it wasn't gay we made eye contact now we got three gay dudes in the room dude I'm not jerking off near any dude ever you can't survive in
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