0:00 thank you [Music] so there's a teacher in Italy who got fired because she was not doing her job for 20 years I thought the French were lazy Italians are lazier dang man yeah so she um 20 years it took him 20 years to figure that out she's a secondary school teacher she specializes in history and philosophy ah those are the you could get away with jobs and she says that she has she has the documents to prove her story that she did show up to her job but she's at the beach right now so she can't I see she actually did say that to the Republican newspaper yeah that's funny she says I'll reconstruct the truth of The Facts of this absolute unique and
0:51 surreal story but I don't answer questions from journalists thrown around that wouldn't do justice to the truth of my story so she was um but when I get back from vacation I'll tell you everything so complicated yeah so they're arguing the people who fired her that she had kept out of the classroom for 20 out of her 24 years she still got paid being employed there damn and for the first 10 years she was completely absent whoa and well that's on them dude wait so the kids just show up to an empty classroom and they just go okay we'll just sit here for an hour I think she somehow got lost in the mix so she was just collecting checks and they just weren't even she won dude she's the winner first 10 years of her employment she she didn't even show up and her absences were attributed to sickness personal or family reasons and there was no follow-up she was just like I don't know what though that's like
1:42 laziness on so many levels that's several chains of like not checking right I don't think I don't think that's her fault anymore there's that timeline 10 years 10 years she was just wasn't there isn't that kind of Genius you got away with it for that long definitely you gotta take down that whole pillar then yeah I think maybe one way is if you if you're like the VCR Roland TV teacher you put that in and they just have a timer where like it starts off with text already if you can't if you've come in here just sit down open your books and then you just start playing the video and it just repeats every hour they may be like that but you know what's funny if you were a student of a teacher like this you wouldn't rather out nah ████ no that's true that's my favorite class ever because kick there might be a couple people that might get mad like a couple kids oh there's always squares
2:32 you gotta beat them up you got to beat this guy wanted to learn Greek philosophy and you're not even here to teach me Shut the ████ up Carl a classic Italian name Carl that's when we overturn the trash can on their head yeah yeah remember those kids that are like oh oh and the bell ring teacher you forgot to give us homework I wanted a ████ pulls up so bad it is a cliche but it does happen I did only see that happen in movies though experience really really I remember a kid that actually specifically saying you forgot to give us home you didn't have enough Asians in your class oh probably not yeah because usually an Asian kid they always did that you guys actually remember someone saying that yeah dude in college yeah it was in college I heard a lot wait wait because because it'll be like frantic the bell ring she was probably still lecturing or whatever and then like it's like everyone's like oh ████ go before she
3:23 gives us homework yeah she did give us I'll be like oh then aren't we supposed to have a quiz today and they're like shut up yeah that has happened oh God damn your mom hates you yeah that beat your mom prepped so hard that they didn't want to like miss out on yeah and I'm like you but what about the rest of us that don't study but they also do that ████ too where it's like they want to look smarter yeah dude and it's like well I prepare for the quiz I want to thank you yeah yeah and they're like correcting the teacher in a way and they get off on that ████ yeah they love it collecting homework that was always a thing oh you forgot to collect the homework from yeah yeah yeah yeah do we turn into homework and you're like ████ guy dude ████ car all the time I remember having to do a book report and then I didn't even read a book and then I had made up the whole book that's tight damn that's tight
4:16 I used to just write it for no reason like the book reports of what I felt that day and I just turned it in and get a deep Journal yeah I get a d dude like yeah I was picking graster in recess yeah like what does that have to do with this because I was like this is a way better story like this book sucks my life is better and then I would write and then give it to someone my life is better when you guys see uh protest for like teachers arguing for like higher wages does your mind go to the good teachers that deserve it or the bad teachers that don't I always think about the bed I would say most of the schools I've been to half of the teachers were lazy about half yeah they would they weren't even teaching or they just read out of the book and they just let you chill
5:06 they pitched the most too about patient I go to the why'd you sign up for that job yeah that's my go-to thing because I'm like you know how much you're gonna get paid before you signed yeah but what if they love teaching then shut the ████ up and go teach yeah I'm like what the ████ like if you if they go hey LM XYZ Elementary School this is how much you're gonna get paid like it's weird to me to go okay I'll take this for like two years and then like a year later wait a minute but they also get Summers off too dude you know what I kind of just go teach out a private school gonna make more money but I do agree I think teachers should get paid more overall because it's a really difficult job so as a as a system I think teachers should get paid more and they're educating our kids in the future but individually I'm like why'd you yeah why'd you choose
5:56 something and then complain about it yeah because if they do it raise the rates on how much uh teachers get paid it could attract more higher like better teachers right well I don't know how other states are but in California you get your school loans excused if you go oh you exactly so like you're if you teach at a public yeah is that if you teach public yeah really not if you go to like teach at a private school right no it's public school so there's like loan forgiveness stuff so like when I so when we were that's one of the things I was considering too because I was like man you get Summers off see it was like my lazy mind thinking like I I want the job not because I'm passionate about like mentoring and teaching but because I want the most pay and then the most breaks but you know what's sad though that they do get Summers off but they don't get Summers paid because you only get paid to teach so a lot of teachers
6:46 during the summer like ████ what do I do like how do I make income yeah if you're on tenure do you still get paid for like the I don't think so I think if you have if you're off you're not gonna get paid so like they actually don't get paid the 12 months like one of the homies that's a teacher says like it's like kind of adjusted Forum oh really it's like yeah it's like they'll be able to so it's not like a total like yeah it's not a complete yeah deficit but it also depends on the state something like he would get paid then yeah for sure that's that's why a lot of teachers do to summer school my friend's mom um she's a junior high teacher she was making six figures as a tenure teacher sick but good I don't know but she was like a bank teller and then decided to go back to school with and then um you know to go and become a teacher for junior high and then she worked um and and I think yeah she was he was like yeah my mom makes like 110 or some
7:37 ████ and I'm like what as a teacher but also you make more when you're going to like lower income schools too because there's more funding there you know you know something weird which maybe some of you guys have maybe noticed and I definitely noticed so like growing up most teachers tell you they love teaching and that's why they do it and some of them are really good now that you've had friends that you grew up with that went to school and decided to be teachers I've noticed all my friends that decided to do that and I have a lot of them they all did it because they didn't know what else to do and now they love teaching now that they grew they grew to love it right right but it wasn't that they always had this quest to like become a teacher because they love the idea they just literally all of them Shrugged and they were like I just I don't ████ hate being a teacher because you
8:27 use homework right like you finish school you're like thank God no more ████ Homer but now you gotta grade all these papers yeah ████ that but I think for them like when I asked them what they love about it it's depending on what school they're teaching at because they moved around now they love it because they love where they teach but they hate it at certain others a lot of people a lot of teachers too opt for teaching abroad and teaching English and they actually make it just a straight up hack they make a ton of money dude I had a lot of homies that did that in Asia I think they're able to travel you're able to and ████ Asian prostitutes yeah huge plus tourism yeah I heard that like the students abroad are way more easier because they're like orderly they're respectful they don't have to play babysitter oh yeah classroom full of Asian kids yeah that's a dream yeah yeah
9:17 so if you're gonna be a teacher teach abroad yeah teach a bunch of Asians dude imagine teaching at Arcadia High School everyone wants to do homework everyone wants to learn those kids are smart too dude dude you have to admit though Bart like if you were grading paper you'd just be ████ going hey whatever it is everyone's getting an a exactly except for the ████ kid that pisses me off I'm gonna ████ nitpick and find a way to get my f but your friends that you grew up with that became teachers I only know one person that was her goal to be a teacher like she was passionate about it everything um and I know another uh person that's on their way to and they're very passionate about it but yeah like most people I know I don't think that was their first choice I think it was something that was a necessity because they needed to find something that was a guarantee or maybe they had kids early
10:07 and they're just like how do I balance this out and it worked out for their lifestyle yeah but it wasn't a passion to follow I only knew one and I was horny for her because I was a freshman she was a senior right and then when she graduated I was like oh toodaloo I never see you again but then she was one of those that finished college early so when I was a senior she she came back and I was like oh ████ she came back to teach and now we have the student teacher relationship that would be crazy but nothing nothing huh you didn't try to like shoot your shot with her I think when you're 17 into like 23 is kind of hard I think I don't know I think that's just self-limiting brain I think if you believe you could do it you could do it brother you got a fresh and fit your ████ mind bro have you ever watched our podcast
10:59 how do you live I need to subscribe how do you uh make decisions because apparently to them like women are dumped yeah you can trick them in and do anything oh I feel like the the whole um system probably makes people like super unmotivated too like let's say you're a teacher you have all these like things you want to do you have energy to try new things and then you go in and it's like so much bureaucracy so much laziness whatever and then it's like you're in this system you're just like ████ man this is soul crushing I also think some people that get into teaching they think they have their expectation of it is going to be like oh it's gonna be fun it's gonna be cool and then they realize how many skills you need to have to be able to like Wrangle a classroom room and do all that stuff and you're just getting beaten down by these kids all the time it takes a while to find your strides yeah definitely right like
11:50 you're definitely not the teacher that you were when you started yeah exactly when you first started teaching kids and you're not really experienced in doing that you're just getting dunked on constantly it feels like you're drowning everyone of type of teachers I'm buying them a ████ gift basket of some sort yeah really tight is a pain in the ████ and so like anyone that's teaching taika I'm like you're amazing I blame the parents grease them Wheels baby [Music] hmm [Music]
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