0:00 [Music] so um there's this woman who was once named the richest self-made woman in america kendall jenner no really it's that one lady that can't ended up being a con oprah elizabeth holmes oh holmes yeah just self-made right he said khan right now oh no elizabeth holmes yeah she's the one with the eyes are like this yeah yeah i'll take the biotech company later yeah the fake ass ████ oh yeah she was the world's largest comment what the with the turtlenecks he founded the medical startup theranos are thanos theranos which she claimed would revolutionize blood testing but turned out to not work she was just 19 years old when she set up the company in o3 and claimed her
0:50 blood testing machines could run multiple tests and diagnose diseases using a single drop of blood whoa ████ incredible right in concept investors were quick to splash cash at what they believed was ground breaking new tech and by 2014 you have to bounce it off something i think you it's like when you drippity drippity cheese that yeah yeah cheese made but she's not a stripper see so she splashed it yep um so uh they were quick to drippity drippity rain uh at what they believe was groundbreaking new tech and by 2014 theranos was estimated to be worth a whopping nine billion dollars while its founder holmes had an estimated net worth of 4.5 billion and was named in forbes as the richest self-made woman in america she is the modern day enron she was dubbed the next steve jobs actually at the time and was hailed as a silicon valley hero
1:40 literally like this i'm talking like goat ████ wow isn't this an attack on women if it is we're going to take an attack attack on con women yeah yeah yeah you're taking her roses and so that's that's what everyone says now you're taking her roses what does that mean well when they say you gotta give her give their your their roses and so i think you guys are taking their rights doesn't she have like legit scientists under her like how do they not know how did she get away with this yeah so her the way she said it she said in court uh she admitted through her lawyers uh her lawyers that theranos had made mistakes but claimed that she never knowingly attempted to dupe investors or patients knowingly defensively i did dupe them i didn't know as far as claiming it she should have been like oops i'm a girl what do you expect
2:30 that was like glad she gets off yeah i'm like all right you're free to go it's just like case dismissed not guilty defense lawyers uh told the jury that failure is not a crime trying your hardest and coming up short is not a crime so that was kind of like their stance that's their defense talk to my dad dude we're investing in like the theory that this machine worked and then when it came down to like proving it it didn't but she didn't tell anybody yeah it totally didn't and then she was just kind of keeping keeping that thing going because you know it's like it's like putting a reservation on a tesla truck and it doesn't actually work yet yeah or it hasn't came for a reservational last year for the cyber truck yeah yeah when are those coming i don't ████ lie to me those atvs are coming though it would be fairly similar right sold out already yeah and only the kids ones came out and
3:21 those were sold out the minute that they dropped us i'm gonna buy one and then it's already sold i'm not gonna ████ sell it in five minutes so a couple days ago she was found guilty on four of 11 charges one count of conspiracy to defraud investors and three counts of wire fraud against investors holmes who is now 37 is facing jail time with each of the four guilty charges carrying a maximum sentence of 20 years each in prison therefore she could possibly get a maximum 80 years oh geez that's going to come out what's wrong with society when a man does something like this okay here we go when a man does something like the right hat which hat are you going to wear yeah bernie madoff when a man does something like this he gets away scot-free and not only does he get scott away from scot-free everyone goes yay teach us your way jordan belfort's on every ████ cnbc show now what the ████ is that i don't know why you got a
4:11 movie made for him yeah and the movie's great i love that movie this is a good book did you read the book it looks even better i'm not one of those people who says the books better always but that's how good it was just a good ████ book i know i feel bad let's cut that i look like an ████ that's what you want out of everything you've ever known right yeah yeah i look like an ████ oh i can't be one of those i hate those people yeah me too ████ them damn she's good though i mean in the right in the right place the same power there's a lot of social media people that uh i gotta find these comments a lot of people on social media that are actually upset that you know she's only charged four of eleven you know charges and stuff like that or um there's people that are immediately in the comments saying things like uh guaranteed reduced sessions a sentence or like damn uh for sure she's never gonna see a day in jail you know what i mean i think there's a little bit of that like she's still like
5:02 a you know a charismatic attractive young woman you know and you never really know what she looks like she always wears these big glasses that make her eyes look like she's in a cook bottles goldfish bowl yeah she's ████ on drugs or something like her eyes are always like no pupils are sure they're just scaring the ████ out for marx oh i've seen her before she's seen you a lot too you can't get away from those ████ things they're following me dude big eyes very nice eyes i sell medical stuff people feel like you know um attractive or nice people don't get like heavy sentences apparently that's like they prove that as like that's not the case well it's more isn't it more based on like non-violent is it more based on how big your tits are yeah that's what it was that was the metric i've never seen a big titty girl in court i watch a lot
5:53 like i watch a ton of court tv and it's never that well they're in the audience they're never on the stand true yeah yeah i think a big titted girl can get get away with anything with me anything what if she's really really fat and therefore her tips are big is it the same i don't know what i mean it's so stupid it tends to just remind me of me do you think this is also one of those things where it's like um it's like the the biggest version of it you know what i mean when somebody goes like the farthest distance like the richest the most glorified uh forbes next steve job because there was so much praise that almost like the the bigger they are the harder they fall type stuff or is it like it would be i mean obviously it's not gonna be fair justice all the way around in every similar case right like we are we're obviously joking about like if it was a dude what do we really think
6:44 would happen nothing because there's a parade you know what i mean like there's got to be some sort of uh i guess um men always get away with this ████ right every single guy does uh but i did see a thing on that where like a big titty lady got better tips yeah that's i think that's the thing yeah they set up a coffee shop and they had like a medium titty lady and then they had a big lady and the big t they got more tips and they had they had it be the same lady by just inflating her bra and stuffing that thing wow just one of your old videos seems like no i wish i did that it's a really good video classic steve green comedy good fit that would be a good thing the funny thing is like there are like cons constantly all around male female doesn't matter but they don't get the publicity because it's the scale man she
7:36 was known as the number one most richest and then they're like you duped us all you ████ so her her main victims were also really rich right yeah so shouldn't the general public be kind of okay with well unless you i don't know if it was a public traded company so like the stockholders that can be like everyday middle class folks that put a little money aside and they're like oh ████ you man do you know how long bernie madoff's in prison for because he did the same kind of ████ what was what was his case biggest ████ fraud of the century man i think a couple of those guys killed themselves didn't they yeah big time bernie what's his name made off m-a-d-o made off with the money nice nice career choice when i do it gold bro why can't you hold diamonds bro take it over
8:27 what about um ted bundy right remember how like everybody was talking about ted bunnies like attractive and real hard so charismatic today but when he's ████ mutilating bodies and stuff so like that was such a huge talking point yeah to the point where it brought that case in for me you know that was crazy too because during the time he was only charged for like two people so like everybody thought like oh like there's no way he was only uh for like two different women and then afterwards when he actually got convicted that's when he told everybody that like yeah i killed like 40 chicks so it's like because he was like what that's all you gotta pin me for man i'm better than this i had 40 ████ like serial killers are like some of the most stupidest narcissists right because they're always like wait wait wait wait wait you only get me for 30. what about the other 150 i did yeah i mean that's how they catch well i guess that's at
9:17 that point if they're already going to catch you you might as well put your stats out and that's what he did they love that ████ it's true yeah that's true yeah i don't know it's already a rap genius they are with executing but then they're ████ dumb ass on the other side it's crazy they're like i want you to know i'm the ████ goat yeah yeah you know they really do like you better recognize my ████ put me in ████ canton hello you're just giving me probation wait a minute i deserve ████ the death penalty what do you mean let me go this is my life's work that's what they want he's like that guy's taking credit for my serial kills that sucks ass you know you guys gotta fix this ████ you guys in the media you guys suck at this thing plagiarizing my crimes yeah this prison is not for murderers like me he's like wait this guy tax evasion get me the ████ out of here he's like oh cool so that guy kills two people he gets maximum security here i have a
10:08 minimum security this is ████ make any sense to you where's the ████ mask in the live the jacket the ████ straight jacket man i better be walking on a ████ dolly dude yeah knowledgeable for parole like the dude and ████ you what was it conair oh yeah dude yeah yeah i got the whole world that movie's so good that's one that we have to watch and review oh i ████ love that movie dude that's a good one so good we should just do all old movie reviews specifically nicholas casey yeah yeah okay let's zoom in cigar what's cage is expecting now with his wife yeah she's a little japanese chick japanese one their first day he likes asian chicks a lot well who doesn't that's true
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