0:00 Would you like to know what is the most violent I've ever gotten during a past relationship? >> Yes. What the hell? I didn't think you're a violent guy. >> I didn't know you were a violent guy at all. >> This is a trap. >> You're a pretty violent guy. >> No, no, no. This is the most violent a past relationship I've been in has ever gotten. But I was not violent. It was more um This story makes me look really stupid, but this happened in uh around 2001. Do you know where Shadow Oak Park is in West Cavina? So, it's like um it's just like a little park at the top of uh Shadow Oak Drive. And uh my ex-girlfriend at the time, we were having a fight and there was a bunch there was like 12 people with us. We were all like hanging out and then me and her were having this huge argument
0:50 off to the side um by ourselves and then she like did the thing, you know, eventually they just women can't stand your logic and they just escape >> when you're making too much sense. >> They can't admit defeat. [laughter] >> So rather than rather than have rebuttal, she stormed off and then uh so she storms off and I'm just like fine. And we're like yelling at each other. She gets in her car and and tries to like drive out of the parking lot. And I don't I have no idea what made me do this, but I decided to run up and just dive in front of her car. >> What the hell? >> Stop her. >> Yeah. To like So that she couldn't leave. >> Is this when you had wild hair? >> Yes. Yeah. I had like I had like huge ass spikes just so she couldn't leave. >> Did you strike a pose on the hood? >> No. Yeah. I So I I did one of those sideways jumps and she's like, "Ah." And
1:42 then she like I slide over the hood and she didn't really hit me. I just did like a smoothie slidey. >> But then I of course like played it up like I got mangled. >> Yeah. >> So like I slid off and then I did some rolls and I was just like, >> "Dude, [laughter] >> for what?" >> Because we're ████ dumb kids. And then she gets out. She's like, "Oh my god." Yeah. And I was just like, "Oh, don't leave." >> Oh. And now you win the argument, huh? And now I win the argument. Thank you. Yeah. And then so >> you passionate teenager. >> Yeah. And then and then her her best friend all the people saw it so I looked extra like gay. And then even Aerys was there and saw everyone just ran up and uh put like a took I think even TJ was there but like someone took off their jacket and put under my head cuz they
2:32 thought I was paralyzed cuz I wasn't moving on purpose. [laughter] >> Why would you look extra gay though? Don't you look LIKE EXTRA VICTIM? >> [laughter] >> FEEL SORRY for me. >> You know those, you know that feeling? I don't know how many times you guys have ever had this or if it's never happened, but there is a thing that when you're so deep in the fight, for a for a moment, you don't even care how dumb you look. >> Yeah. >> And then you see yourself in third person and you go, "Holy ████ I'm ridiculous." >> That That's the time that happened to me. Yeah. Were you fighting too far to turn around? >> So you guys were fighting in front of all your friends? >> We were fighting. It was like we're at the park and everyone's at the tables and we went to the side to like argue about god knows what stupid thing and then she stormed off and then like everyone saw us cuz I made all that noise and and then and then that's it.
3:22 And then I got up and I was like whatever just go. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Did she go? >> Yeah, she left. Yeah. >> Did you guys get back together? >> Dude, we were we were still together for months after that. >> It was one of you know like every now and then you get a relationship where you're like what are we >> why are we still together? But it just keeps going and it's so stupid and bad and both of you should be somewhere else. But we just kept on going, dude. Yeah, we didn't break up for months after that. >> Damn, that's crazy. >> But that was a really embarrassing stupid thing. >> That is pretty awesome though that you're that passionate. [snorts] That means you're a deep lover. >> She could have gone in a car accident. >> A what? >> She could have gotten in a car accident. >> Yeah, she could have. Yeah. Yeah. But it was just like, you know, that thing. It is so dumb. It's a dumb thing that a lot of um hopefully not a lot of guys do this, but it's that dumb thing where like you just you want to fight so bad
4:12 and you don't want them to leave the fight cuz you're you still got so many other ammo. >> You're not done. >> Did she cry and oh my god, are you okay? Or she was still ████ pissed. >> I didn't even get the sympathy I wanted. I was trying I was trying for that. >> How come she didn't give you the sympathy? >> Wait. Yeah, she didn't care. >> Cuz she knows me. She knows I could get hit by a car for real and I'd be fine. She She knows that I would. It only looked like I got hit from the other people, >> but then to her, she she's has a first person view to the little slip and slide. >> She hit the Did she hit the window wipers to get you off? >> It was literally like roll. [clears throat] >> Ah, stop faking it. >> Yeah, exactly. She She pretty much knew. Yeah, >> my roommate had an argument with his partner, I guess, female at the time. I don't know what she was, but she was mad
5:02 that he wouldn't commit as like a fullon like like real like call call her him girl his girl. So So he got out of the car. They're fighting and then I heard her scared [screaming] and then she basically hit him with the car. [gasps] >> What? >> On purpose. So similar situation, but she went toward him. >> Oh ████ That's Wow. Did he get hurt? >> Was he okay? Well, his leg got hit and then she just kind of chipped his like kicked his leg and it just drove off. And I was like, "Dude, you cannot have her over here no more." I was like, "That is crazy." >> Were you saying that to him while he was down? [laughter] >> Look at your leg. We can't have her here no more. >> Look at yourself. >> He was in the house, but it just happened and he told me the story and I just told him, "You can't do that ████ no more." >> You never had an ex that tried to sock
5:52 you for real? I had an ex that had a my mom's like flower pot thingy and smashed it on the back of my head. >> Like a Tom and Jerry routine. [laughter] >> Did it actually smash? >> Yeah, it ████ cracked. But she cried. You know what was ████ like crazy? She smashed it on my head and she cried and went upstairs and I had to make her feel better. >> That sounds about right for a young woman. >> Damn, dude. You were losing hard. I was like, I'm the one that you ████ did this to and my mom's mad at me cuz now I have to take the fault that I broke it. And I'm like, these women around me, bro. Like, I'm always in trouble. What the ████ I'm like, and by the way, I was washing dishes after making ████ chicken or whatever. Washing dishes like a little s. And she just bam smashed.
6:43 What made her do that? >> I forgot, bro. But it's probably my >> forgot. That's very convenient, Joe. Very, very convenient. >> My fault. [laughter] >> I'm pretty sure everything was, but I don't know what the ████ I did. >> Getting a vase smashed on your head while you're washing dishes. [laughter] >> And did you guys break up right after that or you stayed together? >> No, we stayed together. [laughter] ████ >> Isn't that so stupid, bro? >> That's the dumbest thing. I can't believe that people stay together like that after such actions. >> Yeah. What happened to you? You got a rug pulled from under your feet and you flew up. You guys got cartoon ass fights. >> No, I'm so glad I never uh had any violent girlfriends. So, that's pretty cool. But there was one time that me and Gio got into a big
7:34 ████ fight. And uh yeah, you know how like when you're when you want to fight, >> half of it is like you don't want them to leave cuz you want to finish the fight, but then the other half is probably just ego. Like you want to win the fight actually. you're not really trying to uh reach like a resolution. >> And then uh so she was like sitting on a couch and then I was standing in front of her. I think she was about to leave and I stood in front of her so she can't leave >> and I was like we have to finish this right now. And then we were like yelling at each other and then um I think she stood up and then not hit me as in like hit me but then you know when you bump into me. So when she went back down and I wasn't letting her leave, she goes like this. Boom. Kicks me in the chest. I fly backwards and two things. I had two thoughts. The first one was like, "Oh my god, you kicked me in the chest."
8:25 And then the other thought was like, "Damn, that was ████ badass, [laughter] dude. That was ████ >> double >> sick." Yeah. I was like, "That was ████ sick." >> You just forgive her cuz you're all turned on by it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. We we'll talk later. >> Respect. >> Good point. [laughter] >> I didn't I didn't see it like that before. >> Your kung fu is very good. [laughter] >> Damn, dude. Do you remember what you were even fighting about? >> You never know. They're ████ the stupidest things. >> Do you remember any fights at all? I don't remember that much. >> No. The only one I remember with this girl was that she had lied about she said she was going to a restaurant with her friends for someone's birthday, but they went to a club like all girls. And you know back when you're like 17, that's like a cardinal sin.
9:16 >> That's like getting cheated on. >> Yeah, exactly. That's it. I found out about that one time. We had a huge fight. I don't know if this was connected to that, but I can't remember any other fights and there were so many. Yeah, they just fade away. And you know what it is? I think I think you you don't you choose to forget it because the reasons are so dumb and embarrassing that you're like I can't be remembering that >> cuz it's never really about that. >> Yeah. It's never about the thing. >> It was some other ████ that you guys didn't resolve and then it manifested in this thing. >> It's just ego, miscommunication, stubbornness. It's just all those things. >> It starts from bickering. Bickering from stupid ████ >> Did you ever have a a guy you were dating like shake you? >> No. I've never had anyone put their hands on me. Damn. >> I feel like you're never around a guy that gets mad. >> What? >> You don't seem like a person that will date a mad man. >> No.
10:06 >> A mad man. >> Yeah. [laughter] [gasps] >> Like you have good red flag sensors. What about your 626 days? >> I've dated a lot of red flags. >> There's got to be like a angry guy in your past. But there was no one there was no one that bad. >> I've dated red flags, but not like anger problem. Like >> no drywall punchers. Oh yeah. Anyone ever punch a wall? There's got to be a drywall punch or a door slammer. >> Yeah, someone's punched a wall, but it but it wasn't that wasn't like at me. >> It wasn't your wall. >> It was my wall. [laughter] >> Were you guys together? How do you punch a wall? >> Fixed it. >> How do you punch a wall, but it's not at you? >> Well, it was the fight was about me. So, yeah. >> I don't know. I don't know. But it wasn't like I wasn't scared for my life or anything. >> How many times have has that happened? One time. How many time How many times have you punched a drywall? >> Me? >> Yeah. you countless really >> countless
10:56 >> my door I had a door that had two holes in it cuz I punched through it. I just I don't know like I just thought that you're not being violent if you're not hurting people. >> Okay. So you have an unlimited amount of times you've done it. >> Yeah. It's like yelling in a pillow, right? But then I but then now I know that [laughter] >> now I know that expressing violent >> actions >> is still violence. I didn't know that violent behavior. >> I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. >> How many drywall punches do you have? >> ████ ton. >> You do? >> Yeah. Even with my like even with my Yeah. My parents. >> Oh my god. What? >> There's so many holes in my old room [laughter] cuz of my dad. >> I I honestly like believe that. I'm not surprised. We would get into so many fights and then it would be ████ like there's already like two holes and I
11:46 punch a third hole. >> I know. But I break I break stuff and I get mad later cuz now I had to clean it. >> And then my dad like, "You wanted to hit me, huh?" I was like, "NO." [laughter] Even though I did, I just couldn't admit it. >> No, I broke I I only did it one time and it was at that same girl's house and it was her parents' house. Why did she make you so mad? >> I sucked. It was all me. me. I was just I was an ass. But it's all her fault. >> It's her fault for dating me. I punched I punched the wall at their house and I had to and then I forced her to say she did it to her dad. >> Ryan, you were a piece of ████ >> Because I was like, I'm not going to I'm not I was like, you made me do it, so technically you did it. >> Oh, hell no. That's some manipulative ████ >> It's horrible. Yeah, it's bad. But then but then she ended up saying to her dad, uh, I slipped and I tried to catch the
12:37 wall and I went through it. He didn't. He obviously was like, >> "Slip like this." >> Yeah. He obviously was like, "Okay, whatever." Yeah. >> Meanwhile, you have all this dry roll crumbs on your hand. [laughter] >> She did it. >> Yeah. So, he was like, "I don't care. Just fix it." So, then I bought the patch and the little screen. >> Did they thank you? Like, thank you so much for fixing that. >> No, they they hated me. The Your parents hated me obviously. >> Then they knew that it was you with the wall. >> Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, they 100% knew. But they were they were all this is like my Filipino ex. And so they're Filipino. I'm We all know what's going on. He was also abusive as a dad. >> So like it was kind of like I think that's the reason why I was able to get away with being so s█████ >> is cuz her dad sucked. >> You know what I mean? It's a directly correlative thing. >> Yeah. If your dad sucks that sucks for you as a girl. You're going to have some weird standards.
13:27 >> You could or you could overcome it. >> That sucks. Yeah, man. Yeah. I uh I don't I don't like to do those things anymore because it's so much to clean up. >> That's the reason. >> Yeah. >> I would say there's no growth there. >> Okay. When you when you break a mug, there's so many small pieces of ceramics everywhere. >> And then you just never know because the the karma is you're walking around barefoot and you step into a shard and you're like, "God damn it, it's still p it's Oh, my mistakes are still biting me in the foot." >> That's true. That's true. >> There's a lot of fallout from anything that gets violent. So, put in the comments below if you have any similar experiences, regrets, anything of the nature. Uh, and hopefully you've all learned to through us seen a reflection of yourself and how bad you are. >> And why do girls cause all these problems, >> too? >> Yeah. to shut [laughter] the hell
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