0:00 What's your actual time threshold for once your mom starts telling you something where you already don't give a >> It's literally uh two words >> because it's the first >> me how cuz it's worth [Music] >> welcome back to a uh somewhat complicated episode of Careful Boys. We have Anthony and Subin over here. Yay. We have Bart Nick right here >> and Bonish is back with us. Hooray. >> There's donuts. >> Yeah, it's a little weird around here. Uh after we found out that uh they were going to turn this uh business park into an ice detention facility. I don't even know if that's sanctioned. And then now they're putting new asphalt outside. It's really loud out there. And then we also thought we didn't have AC because
0:50 the console was out of AAA batteries. We're very helpless right now. So, uh, >> we were sweating for a whole day yesterday. >> Yeah. >> When we didn't need to, and we had random noise come in when we didn't need to, >> like now. >> And we have extra noise like when we didn't need to. It's >> good ambiance, though. >> Right outside the door there's like heavy machinery putting new asphalt down on like barely that much of a square. It's like a what is it like a 15 by 15 ft square? >> Were they painted? >> Was it cuz the neighbor destroyed the floor and then they're blaming it on the rebar? >> Yeah, maybe. But yeah, it's like barely any work that they're doing out there, but it's super loud. >> I want to know rebar guy's life story. >> That exact guy or rebar people in? >> No, the big dude. >> The big dude who comes over and Yeah, >> he's uh interesting to say the least. >> Did you see him bite his lip at Colleen
1:40 yesterday? >> Oh, what? >> E, he really did. >> Did you see him? It took him like 3 years to walk over to Colleen. >> Did it? >> Yeah, dude. >> 3 years. >> You guys didn't help him out, didn't you? >> You know, you know what? >> How do you help Jabba the Hut move? But he had he Bart has multiple stories about rebar guy kind of like augland ladies that come through. >> Is that the same guy that said that stuff about Gio? >> What did he what did he say again? >> We were out here talking and I forgot we're talking about and then he comes to like give us an update on something. I don't know if it's about the ICE detention center or whatever. And then he's like talking and he sees Colleen and goes >> and then he keeps going. I was like mids sentence. >> I was like Colleen, did you get the hint? >> He's single. Honestly, Colleen should take advantage of that. >> Like, use him. >> How should you do that? Use >> him. Can I just >> Can I just get like three grand real
2:31 quick? Cuz I need to pay my rent. >> Where'd you get that number from? >> I mean, it's reasonable for rent. But >> is Colleen Is Colleen a big girl that's like she's into like rims and ████ >> Absolutely not. But first of all, we we need to talk about his haircut. >> Why? >> Cuz it's not even a haircut. It's just, you know what I mean? It's just a >> Why don't you offer him offer me? >> I don't even want to talk to him. That's the problem. >> I think you guys should interview him. You should go get him. >> If you bring him here, he won't leave. He loves to talk nonstop and give you information he never ████ asked about. This is what tells me he has another ████ office in Lancaster. I don't give a ████ He's ████ married. I don't give a ████ He ████ drives. Mar's not that crazy with >> a ████ Vegas Lancaster here in a big triangle and it ████ works 80 hours a week. I don't >> He's probably lonely, dude. >> Yeah, maybe
3:21 >> he doesn't get to banter with the boys. >> I don't give a ████ about it. >> What if this What if I >> What if this entire time he's been a neighbor? He's been waiting for Bart to invite him to come. >> I don't give a ████ That's the thing. >> I don't give a ████ >> dude. Bart's my guy, man. That's exactly how I like I like I like >> You're a fan of him more now because he doesn't give a ████ Do you do you find that people randomly come up to you and just tell you things that you don't want to hear? Does that happen to you a lot? >> No way. Bart's that guy. >> Like you're in an adventure game. >> Yeah. You're like, >> I don't think I don't think I'm >> No, I would like I would this way. >> I don't think I give listener vibes. >> Dude, this fo's got two fear everyone tattoos on his shins. You don't walk up to him. >> Yeah. How do you know that you don't have listener vibes? >> I I can tell you why. Cuz sometimes when I when I tell Bar a story, while I'm telling him a story, I can tell his eyes want to commit suicide a little bit. No, that one knew.
4:11 >> Sometimes he's like >> he's trying to plan his attack on you. >> Yeah. He's like >> once like once people make it into my inner circle, then I don't have a I don't give a ████ >> But to most strangers, I literally don't give a ████ >> You're not remotely interested. >> Can we get a I don't give a ████ counter? >> Wait, are you are you you're interested? >> Sometimes. It depends. And I don't even know what it depends on. It's >> a general Wait, you're interested? Like my wife too, at the end of the day, she's always like caring about people that she would never even care about. >> Obviously, I think that's girls, bro. It's just >> Yeah, it is. It is girls. Yeah, >> I think definitely girls. >> Girls are better at that. They're more empathetic. >> If I was at ████ Ralph's and I saw an adult like smacking a kid like this, I'll first go, "Oh, do they look similar? That's his." And I walk away. >> That's the pass.
5:01 >> I'm like, I don't give a ████ dude. That's your >> What happens if they don't look similar? >> I'm going to step in. I don't know where the ████ you get this kid from. Why are you hitting him? >> What if it's their kid? But it was adopted. >> Yeah, adopted. >> Then I leave, too. I'm like, "Oh, good answer." >> Didn't even think about that. >> It's not his problem. It's not his problem. It's not his problem. >> I don't give a ████ >> So, I don't care. >> But I answer requests. >> Oh, >> so if the kid was like, "Help me." Then I'm like, "Okay." Then he pulled me in. >> But what if >> Wow, good memory. Hey, what if what if the adult slapping the kid is like, "Hey, help me." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. >> Help me hit this kid. >> Hey, you look big and strong. Do some damage. >> How about that request? >> We're I'm going to have this huge guy kill you. I don't know. I'm going to have this big buff guy. >> He got stumped. >> I might have to spank that guy.
5:52 >> Oh, the guy. The adult. >> Cuz I'm going to Okay. If I The real way to help you is to teach you this. >> He's like, "Yo." Yo, but bar, what if he takes off his shirt and he's a brown belt jiu-jitsu and a brown belt >> cuz the belt belts on >> then I got to like be fast with the kid like and then just run. >> Okay, okay, okay, okay. >> Now you're kidnapping. What up, guys? This episode's brought to you by Honey Love. It's a very, very big women's underwear company, and apparently they make some of the most comfiest bras out there. I don't wear it, but this is a real life testimony from one of my home girls that does wear it. Honey Lo's bra is soft and super comfortable and has great support without any underwire. It's the kind of bra you forget you're even wearing while still looking great, which is very important cuz that's something I always hear girls complain about. Oh, it's not feel good when they go out and eat. The shapewear smooths
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7:35 >> That's my responsibility. >> You don't like doing your responsibility? >> Wait. So So does that mean you treat you treat uh your commercial space neighbors very different than your residential neighbors? >> Way different. Way different, dude. >> Way different. Cuz cuz if it's my residential neighbors, I give lots of ████ >> Yeah. If there's like a weird guy at my neighbor's door, I'm like, "Yo, what the ████ are you doing here?" And then I'm going like shoe him away or whatever. And then I'll text him right away. Yo, like this guy said he was supposed to come see you. Like, is this legit or you want me to ████ take pictures of his license? >> So, if there's a weird guy that like pulls up super shady at like your commercial neighbor, you're just like, I don't feel about >> this guy probably attracted his ass over here. >> ████ weird ass ████ But that guy is a little bit weird >> cuz like work and live are different to me. Is it the same for you guys? >> Like I have a way different kind of
8:26 >> I think it depends on the commercial neighborhood. >> I think you've been a commercial you've been a commercial space leaser longer. I think when when I was in my first 3 years I was really involved with like everyone just to like you know keep everything. Yeah. >> I Yeah. I like to be cool with everyone that's near me. If we're coexisting together I like to be kind of spend a lot of hours here. >> Yeah. I think you've been here so long you've equated finally that it really doesn't this spot is different and we've seen so many tenants. >> It's also insulated like you're not even going outside hanging. >> But I think I was like hyped the first few. I also think Bart just don't give a ████ You know what I'm saying? Like oh what what made you have that impression? >> Yeah. Did he say something like that or >> this guy is this guy is me? You know what I mean? >> This guy is me. >> How do you know you're not him? >> Huh? I love this guy.
9:16 I love this guy. >> Why are you endorsing? >> But if I see something wrong, >> I I will do something, too. >> So, if like someone, you know, like they ████ pump their gas and they didn't close the thing, I'll keep driving. Hey, you got to close the thing. >> What if they're all I don't give a ████ >> Let it all fall out, Chinese guy. >> ████ green ████ all over the place. Like, oh, you're ████ leaking or cooling everywhere. >> Yeah, that's cool. >> Yeah, that would do that. >> Okay, that's nice. But then as soon as he starts telling me about like he ████ lives in Bartow or whatever, I'm like, "Dude, I don't give a ████ dude. Close up your >> Does it actually like hurt you like inside when someone starts to tell you a story, >> a personal fact about them?" >> Yeah. And you're like on your way in here. >> It's like him showing me his balls. >> That's how it feels like. It literally does. I'm like, "Why are you showing me your ████ balls? I don't even know you." That's what it How do you guys feel? You don't feel like that?
10:06 >> Yeah. No, I I can see that. Sometimes I wish I had that cuz I'm the guy that gets stuck in the conversation cuz sometimes I do genuinely go like, "Oh, that's actually kind of interesting." And I I'll do the mistake of asking a leading question and then I'm deeper in the conversation and then I'm like, "Well, I shouldn't have asked that question. I should have been like, I don't give a f███." >> Yeah. If they go like, "Oh man, the IR the IRS are on me. They're going to ████ repole my car." I'm like, "I don't give a ████ bro." >> That's even worse when it's trauma dumping from the >> street. Promod. >> What if it cars like a brand new Raptor? >> Oh, >> wait. What? >> Take it for a spin. >> I don't give a ████ >> Stop bringing up all that other ████ >> Tell me specs. >> How do you feel when, let's say, you run into a fan somewhere and they just start telling you way too much info and they're giving you lots, >> but they're wearing merch.
10:57 >> So, fans are different >> because they've already had a personal investment. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But then after 5 minutes, I don't give a ████ either. You have a cut off. wrap it up. >> Hey, 5 minutes kind of long, huh? >> Well, because it's like to me I feel like it's read the room, right? Like if we're at a meet and greet and you're holding up the line and there's 200 other people and you're ████ telling me about ████ Show me your balls. I don't give a ████ >> That's the new That's the new phrase. >> Don't show me your balls. >> What if they come up and literally just show their balls? >> Yeah, but he's donating money. He's been he's been Patreon like he he l with it >> that I'm act normal and be like, "Hey, like I really have a a question. Can like after I'm done with this meet and greet, can we chill and talk for 30 minutes?" I'm like, "F███ yeah, you can." But just be like, be normal about it. Be polite. Yeah. Be polite. Be like be considerate about. >> What's your threshold? >> 30 minutes is kind of crazy.
11:48 >> Or an hour. I don't even give a ████ Hop on a Zoom. >> What's your actual time threshold for once your mom starts telling you something where you already don't give a 10? It's literally uh two words >> because it's the first >> me how >> cuz it's where the dot >> No, it's where the dot connect. >> Did you shut up? >> So if it's like um like she goes like you like let's say the the one that triggers me is ████ kill two birds with one stone, >> right? Just cuz she likes to quote proverbs. >> So if it's kill, I'm like okay, free pass. And as soon as she says two, I'm like shut the ████ up, dude. I already know where the ████ is going. Kill two birds at once. Don't hurt us at one time. >> How slow does she say proverbs? >> She does. That's the problem. She sneaks them in. >> Oh, >> hey B. Kill. >> Deleted, bro. >> Shut the ████ up.
12:39 >> I'm sorry, Mom. Mom, I'm sorry. I should have >> I should have heard you. I should have heard you out. I'm so sorry, dude.
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