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Ben Affleck Opens Up About His Biggest Regret (ft. Gilbert Galon)

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0:00 [Music] okay guys so uh when i was doing research for the jk news search first i stumbled across an article that a news article that i was like oh this is gonna be very interesting and it is it is this ben affleck is finally opening up about his biggest regret what is it he has rad grant was it j-lo j-lo was his biggest regret huh we're going to find out together i think it was daredevil together it's a video well no no we have to we have we have to go through it all is he fighting with j.lo so here he is there's marriage and challenges that's jennifer garner yeah jennifer garner okay so we got his biggest regret was dating two jennifers dude doesn't that suck that like people are taking pictures of you while you're having a very big argument with your wife not really if it makes you money oh that's true at least paparazzi but you think that's what's on his mind right now

0:50 this part's about how you know they were one of hollywood's hottest couples but then all that came to a halt it was rumored that he was cheating with the nanny how fine was a nanny though so to find out we have to click next oh my god it's one of these stupid things what's stupid news dude because some nannies are hot okay so now that's a hot nanny it wasn't exactly love at first sight was it oh she's the villain in this i guess she's jafar who's that weird looking dude how come that guy's asian glow oh i don't know we have to click next i don't know hold on they always they're so good they're letting you down with all the ads and the misclicks this is the news man i found this on the news site okay okay okay together again affleck and garner crossed each other's paths again in 2002 when they co-starred in daredevil everyone remembers that i love this daredevil i like to take my i like to take my mouse i like to touch

1:41 on his pee pee a little bit touch on her boobies a little bit yeah yeah if you don't do this at home you always do it dude okay so this isn't about his greatest regret yet so we're going to click next yeah okay so dinner dates from 2001 2005 john favreau had a show called dinner for five ever remembers that oh awareness by slide four out of eighty this is the news they were on there together so this doesn't really say anything about his greatest regret so we're gonna damn it they got us again it's part of the build up you guys you guys need the whole story for the biggest regrets bart's face looks actually interesting i am like the the url and type in like 70 or 80 in the very end to try to get to the very end you know oh what because i i

2:33 just want to see what the the result is [Laughter] timothy all right that's all we know from this one we gotta click next unfortunately not really seeing where his greatest regret is yeah varner's side of the story though very important it's that weird guy again who the ████ is that weird guy no this weird guy that always shows up so it's probably timothy um something about ah nothing nothing involving them okay not a mention of affleck nothing here we go affleck and j.lo oh juicy stuff have you seen her at the ████ all her she was looking fire at the megala dude she wanted megan fox the vmas no nobody was nobody i don't know but that doctor 50 and i've been to that guy's store he's

3:24 out here in hollywood he makes nick okay man he has a hat store wow he made that hat for her so finally i guess garner and the other guy they were married then they got divorced now all of a sudden affleck was still engaged to jennifer lopez and then this is the way the regret comes in this is where the regret come up nope wait how is jennifer lopez and bobby lee the same age no she's older than bobby lee flip is like 60 isn't she you heard it here you're like 50 something yeah i think he's 54. 54. wait is bobby lee the next slide ben affleck goes to bob lee stand-up show oh that's not the regret yet keep going okay this this one affleck and garner didn't show up holding hands yet um so yeah we're going to conclude we're not quitting who's that uh some guy she was with at a ball game that was ben affleck oh was it

4:14 okay so research down here garner and affleck were determined uh they were kissing in public so he cheated on jello with her i think he they broke up i think they broke up and then these two got together after daredevil time paparat's so annoying huh they're everywhere i paparazzi myself and leaked my own photos because i could make a lot of money being paparazzi if i was a celebrity that's like how spiderman takes pieces of himself yeah and sells them to do the doodles very very very smart move by the way by him okay so now they're together this is a nice looking good they're getting coffees and things are good um i don't know what this has to do with this biggest regret yeah i forgot to click next god damn it all right damn they got us huh this is the news but every single time you click it we they get an ad yeah is that what's going on they got our cookies they get money that way guys it's like a 10 cents per click

5:04 i hope so we just gave them a dollar well so you're saying that this has less less integrity than the regular news where if you click it they get ads too i think it's the same i never said that i'm just saying that i think they're struggling and they need help that's why we're giving them donations every time we click i just want to know what has been what what's this publication called yeah that's the biggest regret this is called bride's blush there we go where's the biggest regret i need to know what kind of content is what i'm saying dude all right it's a legitimate source this is a source okay what are you going to do trust wikipedia popping up at this point well that's cause i have it up in brave browser kind of oh okay yeah that that's the secret right here what i'm saying brave brothers is the ████ so they're back together again so now they um if i can find it fascinating yeah it looks like they're they're together they're back together here okay all right but um but no regrets are you guys big fans of alias

5:55 the tv regret okay okay here we go they had a baby oh they had a girl did they adopt her because she's not even a baby a seven year old i guess they're not she's not even a baby this article is skipping a lot i looked up the biggest regret for ben affleck i'm gonna see if i can find it faster than you let's see if you do let's see if you do i doubt you another girl are they trying to trick us like hey that's the you thought this was the regret having kids but it's not well that could be what it is they're both adopted they didn't have biological kids one more time got it the actor said the biggest regret of my life is this divorce shame is really toxic there's no positive byproduct of shame it is just a toxic and hideous feeling of low self-esteem well why couldn't they just say if we could just get to that yeah at the first slide the build up dude it was divorced how many more do we have to go through they're painting the picture of a beautiful marriage and then divorce you know 147.

6:45 oh my god what's up 147 when you were researching this article you didn't make it to the end did you i made it oh dude i read the whole thing the writer is veronica carnell was it worth the wait i you know i can't tell because he already spoiled it so you're supposed to discover this stuff together as friends but then you know we got a guy here who's going to take it away from us hey man you're really sitting in a bearish market there for a while his biggest regret is divorce i think it oh here it is i actually did find it okay okay hold on his biggest regret well it seems like he was jennifer garner's biggest regret it was a divorce for him we don't know well that was jennifer garner's no that was ben really because i thought he said it was like she was saying that uh it was the shame is toxic because those sound like feminine words well ben affleck oh okay no he's not matt damon i just find it but he is from bastion fast he said he's ashamed for

7:37 the divorce because so the biggest regret of my life is this divorce shame is really toxic so he was uh maybe the shame was the byproduct of divorce yeah is it because he cheated he was sleeping with the nanny he ████ the nanny was that confirmed do they have a picture of her do they have a picture of the nanny i think so yeah google uh ben affleck's nanny i need to know if it was worth it or not click's nanny oh dude worth it that's so that's not there's no way ben affleck's fine ass nanny dude how do you hire this nanny if i am jennifer gardner i'm going no ben we're not hiring that's correct come on she's not a nanny bro oh she's a nanny she's a real estate agent no i know i think i've also seen her on millhunter.com yeah yeah i think i need a nanny now christine something i think i need nanny dude i'll be your nanny dude no no no no

8:27 i want a nanny like that one she looks like she's skilled with kids bro i'm way better than she is i believe anything you say that she looks like she's good at vacuuming how come there's no mail nanny man we don't we don't want mail nanny yeah mannys are out there for boys filipino dudes would you are they i think so manny pacquiao is that what it is that's male 1 that's his post boxing career he becomes male manny anybody need a money i'll take care of your babies see this way you can't benefit's name that's the same lady without sunglasses on maybe because he forgot she has too many things on her face because he was like oh my god you're taking care of my kids you're my wife oh whoops no you're not oh i see you're doing paternal things it's getting some juice oh no he just forgot who his wife was because he's like wait you're not my wife how come you're taking care of my kids this is every movie though this is every movie

9:18 the guy gets a nanny every porno movie yeah that's true that's true what's that movie he did it's a similar story gone girl a gong girl it's basically gone girl that should have been his greatest regret but i guess it wasn't it's either a nanny or babysitter you didn't like gone girl wow gone girl oh wait i was thinking of gee lee geology another g name gone girl is the one where the wife suspects him is cheating because he is cheating so she plans her whole death and frames him so she's alive oh yeah rosamund pike right yeah do you ever think like geo can pull that off i think if anyone could do it as gio yeah probably can jio's probably gonna be really good at that that sucks dude i'm sorry paint yourself in a corner didn't you dude i like the part where she ordered like a ████ ton of playstation ████ and had it in the shed or whatever and then he walks in there and he's like oh ████ yeah on his credit card on his credit card that's a good move because it looks like he's he's like setting up for life without her and

10:09 ████ dude yeah that's genius so smart that is genius and she took her own blood the best part was the kitchen cut herself and put blood all over the kitchen and cleaned it to a max but left just enough for the cops to find so good ████ geo's gonna ████ you over [Music] you

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