0:00 [Music] i'm gonna go three two one after one everybody just point to the ████ hottest wildest guy in the room all right three two one wow thanks everyone wow dude unanimous everybody died dude anthony is number two though he's welcome to an exciting off the record here of the careful boys today we've got ron back in the house uh zero percent white yeah there it is okay okay we want to hear from the really really hot and wild guy in the room for a quick second what's up ryan what's up man uh what's up man thanks for having me reporting from this side glad to be here just in from the third table of the room while joe's putting bottle caps on his nipple i'm trying to be presentable for this
0:51 show that's half of it's out what is that a nip slip do we have to censor that yeah you do you get some pasties man oh my gosh christ i am attracted to it can't stop looking oh there it is okay we're back hey we're back we're ████ not right now no i was just saying that there's some crazy ████ that happened to me the other uh over the weekend actually i was uh so ryan of you i know it's just just my luck i was who died i don't know yet if anyone died oh ████ so like uh i had just eaten at perch which is like a restaurant in downtown it's like a good restaurant yeah yeah yeah so um it's over on uh hill street and uh oh is it like a rooftop yeah oh i've been there yeah so then i was getting you know you gotta like it's easy to valet your car there when you go there so i validate it and then um when the valets brought it back after like uh dinner was over and
1:41 everything i'm coming down the valet parks it along the curb just like normal nothing weird at all uh me and my girlfriend and her mom we all get in the car as i'm about to shut the door a car just comes through and bashes it off out of my life out of my hand out of your head yeah so you're doing the clothes like that and it went wow and it just goes and it's some dude just like a challenger like just went through and just hit it was a ████ challenge and your hand's okay yeah dude that's why the disney it was so close to my hand bro it just went bad and then ████ and i just felt it like come back and then um and then it was just stuck so i was like what the ████ and then it didn't even all the way forward so it like it bent the whole thing what kind of car do you think were you driving back just uh accord 2009.
2:31 thank god it wasn't one of the cords yeah so this challenge that challenger it just instantly drives off and he's just doing this all throughout the road and i think he hit some other ████ and then he just kept going he was just gone oh he's like drunk as ████ he's on quality something and they're not even fast enough where he can like take a photo or nothing it was just like out of there was everyone like oh my god yeah everyone in the street was like what the ████ was that because that ████ was so so i wasn't even um there's like a line to show whether or not you're in the next lane or not and that line was way the ████ over there so it wasn't like our car was too close so they just leered off they just went over too far and they just hit the ████ off and then so um i immediately like did a police report i called and i was like yo this guy hit my car and then he just boned out uh black dodge challengers all i could remember and then um of course you know
3:23 like when you call they just it seems like nothing's gonna happen especially la yeah the the person on the line's like okay well you know we'll try but you can really just file it online it's especially what happens i was like oh ████ we need ████ mike lowry to show up and we want the helicopters to ████ chase them i know and so like i i even was like so for perch i'm like the the um security downstairs that saw it happen they were like oh we got cameras here so they probably got it and i was like oh perfect it happened 10 59 on the dot and then i they were like yeah you just got to come back tomorrow and then uh they'll just give it to you i came back the next day and they didn't give it to me they were like we're not allowed to release it it has to go to police and then so um i call security mexican i don't even know because the mexican ones are tight oh ████ yeah i'll get the ████ surveillance here
4:13 i think it's one of the things where they want to just give it to the person because they could just upload it and then make bad press for the place i don't know either way the police calls me they called me back and then they actually investigated it they're like hey we got the guy i was like i was like no ████ away but then um they go we can't release his info to you yet because we're still investigating the guy who hit you claims that he was being shot at and that's why he was driving that way oh ████ yeah so they were like how many other cars did he hit so there were no other cars on the road there was no other noise there was no gunshot sounds the cops were asking me like we need to find out if that's true so did you guys hear gunshots are there any bullet holes on your car or anything around you did anyone say that there were gunshots happening none of that stuff zero of it so i don't know i think he just closed
5:03 your door you know what were you able to close your door oh i couldn't close it after so but he just admitted that he'd hit your door regardless of purpose i don't know if he admitted it they just they caught him because he fit the description of the same ████ guy that was probably hitting other ████ and then my time stamp and everything just matched and this position that we were in and everything was just this guy just knows how to play the game with the cops yeah i guess he's just he's saying that someone was shooting at him but there was a hundred percent no does that put you off the hook though if you're like i was getting shot at so i had to drive like i think it escalated so now whatever crime you're reporting doesn't matter anymore right so now they have to treat this and that's why his his objective was to just get information from me on whether or not there was like gunfire and and so like that kind of delays the whole like like give me his ████ info so i can tell my insurance you know but then uh now the insurance is saying that like oh
5:54 you just have to get you you have to get the police report from the lapd and then that should have the info on it and then and then i turn that into insurance it's like more ████ i have to do the police reports only if you want to file a claim that's it i can do anything else that's just how it is now you know that happened to me outside of uh so when early jk we're taking like improv classes at upright citizens brigade in offline fairfax right and then i'm like walking back to my car and um i get in my car and i think i was gonna get something from the trunk or something like that and uh i barely opened it like an inch and this car comes and just knocks the uh the ████ door like just like or swings it all the way open right and then i was like oh ████ usually i'm the type of person that like i'm like probably the opposite of nick you know nick jumps in the car and drives off
6:45 i'm like i open the door and i get out like it's one it's swiftly one motion that's usually how i operate right i do that too bro oh really yeah but this time i just uh for some reason i opened the door a little bit first and as soon as i opened it an inch it ████ hits my door then one of my classmates she's like oh my god i saw exactly what happened this lady was driving through the street and just looking at houses and just started veering off nice and then ended up hitting my car on my sick i got a ████ witness my car is parked ████ close and shut case right we ended up going to the insurance and by the way after after class when i drove home when i'm driving on the freeway i have to hold the ████ door shut because it won't even close anymore later on i found out that it was my fault because i opened my car door into traffic what and i'm like but i have a ████
7:36 witness saying that this lady uh was looking and then ████ drifting off and i was still wrong oh no it's probably how you told the story got to pay for my car they probably looked at this and their car no it's his fault for sure open the door middle of the road you would do that so if you kept your door closed and she just crashed into your head it would have been fine but she could like if i got out the way i normally get out my legs would have been broken oh my god you would have to pay for it yeah it would have been your fault that's ████ crazy you could say it would be it depends on the insurance carrier too as well some insurance carriers like the big ones like state farm mercury they'll take care of it like around the back they'll have your side but it's another company adriana's you know here you go um they'll fight to the bitter end so they don't have to pay out i got geico
8:28 or like i just dealt with that like literally like a month ago i uh i let i let my mother-in-law borrow my truck and she was driving a dude cutter off as she was turning right into a plaza cut her off and then she ended up hitting his side rear quarter panel which would only happen if he made an illegal turn and uh you know he admitted fault everything like that and then everything was cool then also he said something else to the insurance company he said it wasn't my fault this was in the middle of the street i'm like dude i have a picture of your car literally stopped and hitting the other car not in the middle of the street yeah um and then they fought back and forth and ended up being the insurance saying well we've decided that it's a zero fault and then my insurance company sorry they they are contesting it multiple times uh there's nothing we can do unless you want to take this to court i'm like are you serious wow i'm like fudge no
9:18 justice in the world man and it's because their insurance was the cheap one or your their insurance was fighting it hard and the cheap insurance ones yeah cheap insurance one yeah yeah so maybe i should just get cheap and go fight harder yeah so in my end since it was no fault i had to pay deductible and then get all these all these things fixed so i had to pay like 500 bucks wow for that i hope that doesn't happen with me man so that's ████ ████ so now your car you can't even drive it i can't drive it because the door won't close is that do you legally need a door though yeah you can't drive with your door open but what about them jeeps that ████ have like nothing well those those are classified differently i think you can't drive a four door on a cord with an open door can we pull up can we pull up some information confirming this i would really love to see a doorless honda accord rolling around oh you mean if i just took the door off completely yeah just take it off just unbolt it just put a net yeah yeah cause you know jeeps
10:08 have that net that's what's gonna say like just put a tommy boy picket fence hondas are actually one of the most easy to steal cars too you kind of need the door i mean that too i kind of don't want to drive it around where you could just get in oh like some other person you just put like a viper alarm on it just have a homeless guy taking a ████ in it oh my god oh my gosh dude this is for a production you could totally ride around the street like this how sick is that so don't you're just like yo dude i'm filming right now all right don't pull me over just put a camera on top avoiding some kind of like thing that would happen to me like if i got an accident with no door i would it would be fault at fault or good we just found a picture of it today's video is brought to you by audible so now that i live in hawaii my trips are getting longer and longer um so my flights are about five hours
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12:42 on their camera all these people couldn't get it one house i'm just on the intercom and i'm like hey bro like uh i'm your neighbor from down the street a car hit my car when it was parked i wondered if you got an angle of the uh of the license plate and the dude on the other side it's like oh yeah dude i got you just give me the time stamp i'll give it to you i was like that's dope so i gave my email he just sent it to me turns out it's ████ um what's that guy's name adam devine no way he lived five houses down the workaholics guy and he hit you and he gave it to him yeah no no no not the guy who hit him the guy who gave the ████ the guy who gave me the footage was it wow what a nice guy how did you know it was him because his name on his email is adam divine and he's just pictures what could have been well he's part of our neighborhood uh collective like our whole like neighborhood watch email list and then everybody was like saying yeah he's cool he totally like lives right
13:32 there with his wife like chloe bridges or whatever that sounds crazy but i just never see him so i didn't know it was him holy ████ yeah and then so he gives me the good neighbor he gives me the plate and then obviously like uh i wanted to find out who did it like i was pissed so my buddy at the time there's a long time ago this is another wild grind moment huh it actually it actually very much is my buddy at the time how to connect at the dmv you give a plate he can get the the phone number the address everything so allegedly yeah so he gave it to me i'm like i'm so i'm pretty pissed because this person just took off so i can't wait to i go to the address it's like up the hill from my house oh so i'm like oh when i get right there so mad i get over there i see the element parked in the like with the tarp halfway on it it's all ████ up oh my getting my car and i'm like oh this person is going to get it i knock on the door it's this like cute little old lady
14:23 she's the one that hit you yeah kicked your ████ ass right yeah and then i was like i was like um it's not a guy my toughness just like i was like do you know why i'm here ma'am [Laughter] but like in my head that line was supposed to come out way cooler but instead i was like oh man do you know why i'm here and she was like oh no what is it what can i help you with and then she's like um i'm like you hit my car the other day like don't you realize that you hit my car you drove away and she's like oh i was just so like flustered they had they had done a detour and it's true like that day they were doing a detour where all these people had to go through my street instead of take laurel cannon so everyone was like being weird and then um and she would and this is what she said she goes oh you know my husband who died we have a car that we don't need anymore because he's gone and passed on so you can have it if you like and she pointed to like a
15:13 a civic chest like mine what yeah and she goes she goes it's okay with me if you take it it'll just sit there anyway and i felt so bad because like it was true she's like this little old lady that's like a retired nurse living in her house by herself was she filipino by chance no she was white she was completely white and i was just like so i was like it's okay just like i was like as long as you have insurance we could just go through that you don't get it and she closes the door and then she goes to her son i am never gonna ████ do that ████ for you ever yeah that's a sick mom yeah it's really sweet one time i did that without knowing i was driving down the lane so i had the blue truck and i was just driving i remember uh going north on the atlantic i don't know where maybe the passenger or something and then it go i hear this what the ████ was that it sounded like
16:03 ████ someone shot at me or whatever and i'm looking at my tire pressure i'm okay cool okay i didn't have a blow a tire or anything i'm like that's good and i go do whatever and i finally go home and then i i park the car and i go outside i'm like oh someone bashed my side mirror that's ████ up but then i started thinking about it and i'm like no i ran into someone's car and that car knocked on my side mirror but i don't even know i was probably ████ like driving and texting or some ████ and then i went dude i'm
16:54 [Laughter] wow i'm so sorry there was a detour somebody turned just hitting up the cops somebody was shooting at me that's why i was driving like that but that's why the dodge challenger thought someone was shooting at him when he crashed into the full circle look at this guy could be he's like someone was shooting at me right outside of the purse can you believe it dude that ████ sucks man oh my god holy ████ you hit that's so ████ funny just in the beginning of the video just being like there's no guns there's no bullets why would that person say it what ████ loser it's just the sound of hitting my doria you know on atlantic uh where that 76 uh gas station is everyone's cars parked on the street you
17:44 know it's a hill and arrow so it's a two-lane street and it's one of those where like you can't if the margin of error is so low right right if you're texting and drive you better be really good so much gun violence on this dude shootings every day to be fair that lady that hit me she did say that she tried to uh find what she hit but she couldn't and it to be fair it is really confusing because if you're going through this detour through the hollywood hills and everyone's beeping at you to continue forward she probably later on just couldn't figure out where she was because it's so confusing so i was like i'll give you a pass she's super old too the older they are the wiser she knew she probably don't have gps she was there before they built the house she was there before honda elements existed live no civics not even mine my neighbor's car idiot the loss is hers because honda elements are supposed to keep their values pretty
18:35 high but she just ████ yeah that one just ████ her out i love lmc they're sick they are pretty cool i was i was not liking them for that day though i was looking around at every honda element and i even got on my motorcycle and i patrolled the area and i saw a honda element that had a bashed side and i thought that was the guy and i went alongside him and i was taking photos of his license and it wasn't even him he do it in the car bro so free cause it was in the middle of night and i was like on a vendetta dude i kept asking if your security guard was mexican because they're usually the cool ones yeah we're nice to live in downtown uh this is when like everyone was trying to do like the casey neistat style vlogs right so i'm like oh for today's b-roll i'm gonna fly my drone around the ████ like skyscrapers and stuff yeah and then um i was still learning how to fly it and then it had i had it like maybe four feet away from our building and then a gust of wind comes and it
19:26 just blows the drone into the building boom and the drone flies straight down and it's like on like we lived on a olympic and figure or so it's like downtown downtown and i just see my ████ drone like like that boom and i'm like i hope it doesn't hit a car hoping to hit a car because you know it's like packed around there it hits the ground didn't hit a car i'm like cool no one's hurt so i rush down and when i rush down i'm like oh shoot the bug i'm like just looking around trying to play it cool you know because obviously when something flies from like the 30th floor it's loud as ████ and then the security guard like the guy that's like the valet dude with the best he could tell that i was looking for something like hey you looking for something i was like yeah he goes what are you looking for i was like a drone
20:16 oh ████ that was yours dude come over here and he brought it out for me he said he said the minute he saw it he went and grabbed it and snatched it up because he didn't know like if it was a crime yeah he was just like damn that guy's down because if dude if that thing landed and like if cops came i could have been like i don't know endangerment to society or some ████ like that but he probably would have went to jail for that yeah he got all my parts out of you you're thinking that this guy's watching your back he's like oh my ████ selfies right now yeah but he scooped it up from the street and he gave it to me i'm like that's dope man so cool man he's an accomplice and he doesn't even know like he could have been a part of a ████ terrorist plot and he doesn't even know he loses his job dude my worst nightmare would have been like it ████ lands on someone's windshield or like or a second head or a
21:07 baby stroller oh dude with a baby in it that ought to be your worship a baby stroller full of cans dude a lot of change man [Music]
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