0:00 [Music] uh so you guys know kelly clarkson finalized her divorce terms i didn't know that i didn't even know she was here me too yeah uh the countryside oh she was married to a music management guy how quick does she jump clean dude i know you're having the wrong because you're married i just heard she was paying a fat ass check yes for settlement what's your favorite song since you've been gone yeah dude she probably ripped it dope i need a yellow jeep yeah so check it out kelly clarkson will be paying her husband 1.3 million in divorce settlement 45k in monthly child support and 115k in spousal support the ████ that baby need yeah bro what about that's monthly
0:51 those last two numbers dude forty five thousand dollars wait she's gotta she's gotta pay nearly a quarter million monthly no she's paying 150 million pretty much yeah 150 million monthly how does child support work because my dad never paid it but um does the parent who's in charge of the kid and has custody they're the one that gets paid child support usually yeah yeah does she not get the kid yeah her she lost her kids i don't know they're they're under it's joy custody but what usually happens is when parents try not to change the lifestyle of the child they have to maintain everything that's already happening so he's gotta have just as nice of a house if she's keeping a big house just the way it is yeah when the kid is visiting the dad it can't it has to be a nice house and eat the same thing i think there should be a contrast it's still down to what they agree give her both balance like yeah so it's it's
1:42 down to what they're agreeing on if if she really does agree that it has to be that way then that's what she's paying for and plus because she makes exponentially more than this guy she makes around 1.5 million a month and her ex what the ████ does she do she's got her own show now i know but that's talk show money still yeah well you're gonna watch shows like like are they in the drain and all that she crushed all those music so she got like that licensing maybe yeah everyone's like whining about the music industry yeah 1.5 you might be investing into a lot of ████ 1.5 kelvin clarkson got some bangers though she got hold on let's please take that back not for us for like the rest of america people love kelly clarkson i feel like talk shows are gone like everyone watching netflix i think they're gone for everyone but people that like kelly clarkson to be good anyway sorry well also um is she
2:32 just the host or does she own the show and does she produce it maybe and then she's getting ad revenue so like i think her husband makes two million a year how much do you think girls would make oh he's somewhere there 70 grand 150 000 a year per month do we get his like actual title yeah he's he's a music manager he's probably managing her that means he's probably taking like 20 off of her ████ he's probably got one or two other clients which is how he met her they're probably not successful let's say five to ten a year how about a month how much do you make some money every month 10k if she's making a million she's got to pay that much he's making ████ life because that's how it works it's like eight years 22 000 a month yeah i'm thinking like 10 grand a month i'm thinking like 100 200k a month you guys are exactly right 10k a month that's what he makes i did 10k i knew it was a loser we know deadbeats bro you don't know dude if you've ever been around some divorces some people get real petty and start
3:23 lying still hiding money you know like right when the divorce happened he could have dropped like three clients it's like oh i don't make that money anymore it's a huge drop well i mean i guess he only has one client oh it's her kelly clarkson no it's not her it's the soundcloud rapper it's the island boys blake shelton that's a pretty big big client blake sheldon and he only makes 10k a month uh my girl when's the funny oh they're together what about reuben studdard is there not is anybody still tripping what he manages and he makes 10k a month oh no that's bad maybe he has a lot of other agents and he's just like in charge of his one gig yeah that's what i'm thinking like his japan tour or something yeah because blake seems in my head blake's bigger than ████ kelly clark so i guess the way that the cost worked out he's on a show too yeah they had a uh like they
4:13 had a ranch like a farm together or something and then she's gonna go move and live closer to her career and then they want to sustain everything so she kind of has to pay money to him to maintain the scars wow he made so much money from the divorce it's the cost for the private jet for the kid to fly oh yeah yeah she can't be in first class that would be a crime i think in the future these kids the problem they're planning to move the the kid to like first class flights later but for now they're probably she better be in that barbie pink jet or that is insane holy smokes i can't even imagine that i'm sorry i'm surprised she got that money dude what's crazy is like uh that's a lot of money yeah yeah a star bro old clarkson dog but her show is like what like even below like ellen and ████ i think her brand no she just signed on to do a new
5:05 show with snoop dogg that uh one of the biggest talent shows like out there right yeah it's the it's the american song because for like talk shows like when you watch morning talk shows you're like who the ████ watches this right but it's like it's not for us i get it i do soccer moms and stuff yeah yeah or even like 60 70 year olds i get it but still that's awesome they're watching my ████ out of it for sure yeah while they're doing everything else it's not even watching it just playing it yeah yeah that's true yeah but her i think kelly clark's branding is pretty freaking ████ maybe she's yeah maybe it's just my head i'm so disconnected i feel like tv is just dead it's not dead for the boomers they watch it they're used to it and they're the ones that dictate policy in our country yeah and they have more they're more than than us when i go to jill's mom's house the tv is on but she's in the kitchen yeah that is that is just the noise yeah the noise in the house i know everyone's got their own tv so if you own a samsung tv and it's connected to the internet you get like hundreds of just straight
5:56 up other channels that are just samsung channels that's cool so it'll be like kitchen nightmares 24 hours a day or like kind of three is coming back like in syndicate yeah yeah but it's like and then like like vice has our channel we should start a tv channel if you have a samsung tv it just has a bunch of channels some of these old shows are probably cheap to ████ just license it yeah the questions yeah uh that one's probably a little expensive i don't know if we go there which one though the remake maybe mash yeah ████ like that what about andy griffith do you think that do you think that's high ticket i can wind you down after soon i love lucy a huge phenomenon again they like remade like three different movies about it really she's ████ great yeah i love isla lucy for sure oh yeah probably the ip just probably ran out oh that's what you're asking why there's like so many three remakes right then i'm like it happens like that yeah
6:46 the licensing just like uh went up and now there's a bunch of ████ coming but also it's it's also a thing on platforms where because everyone's watching i love lucy the um the newest thing they'll just start advertising all the older ones they have too i'd be like oh this one's from 2016. this is that i really enjoyed all of it because because i had nothing else on the tv on my parents dry cleaner so we always ████ watched that yeah but then now i'm like why is that it's popping on hbo i'm prime and everything the new yeah the new uh the new one oh thank you oh [Laughter] leave that in there guys leave that in there that's so much food so like what do you guys how do you guys feel about kelly clarkson's music do you
7:36 guys want to go around the room oh she did that christmas one that was hot um ████ i forgot what it's called all i want for christmas is you eat a pizza i think i gotta go with what's your i think miley i all that music kind of just measures part what's another kelly clarkson came in like a wrecking ball i thought stronger because of you since you've been gone those are pretty good for pop songs yeah i think she's great she's great but dude yeah that's pretty surprising right that much i mean she's single now maybe we should hey kelly if you watch it okay so let's say her ex-husband was only making 10 g's a month right that lifestyle is so ████ different from someone who's making a million a month like how do you even keep up with that he's also i think we're kind of like semi-retiring and he's just gonna like be a rancher or something yeah that sounds like a good life yeah i mean
8:26 that's kind of time it's probably he's playing the whole time yeah am i right live on a farm that'd be pretty cool obviously if you're if you're two parents and you're split apart like that and one is insanely busy with like show business it's gonna cost a lot for this kid to have like equal parenting you know yeah it's just going to take a lot of money right you got to move that kid around all the time i think this kid is going to be a rancher that's why you think if you how many kids do they got i think they have the same one oh man to be that kid sure i don't know this is gonna be a spoiler my parents well my parents got divorced my mom had custody of me and then my dad would pay my mom uh 500 bucks a month for child support yeah and then i remember when i got kicked out a bunch of schools and i ended up living with my dad um when i was 15. my dad was like um ask your mom if it's cool if i don't pay
9:16 child support because i'm going to support you when i ask my mom my mom's like your ████ sleazy ass dad would say some ████ like that and i'm like but it kind of makes sense because you're not gonna raise me so why would she what's she using the money for groceries i think she's just probably just used to it and probably like you know when you're like bitter for sure and you get to check your money like that's nice you know because people are just people you know so just like the pettiness or whatever but then when you're just like stuck in the middle you're just like i think dad has a point because he's gonna be like buying my books and food and stuff and my mom's just like what a skunk i remember um my mom wasn't gonna get a divorce and like costume is trouble she's like i just want to be like past this ████ and my family member was like you got to ask him for something because like you know
10:07 he's going to cost some money so she goes all right and then so um i was like he's dropping right and she's like basically she's like all i'm asking for is like 200 bucks a month for a little bit of help and he goes are you trying to bleed me dry woman about like 200 bucks ████ membership and i was like ████ that ████ i was like i sell ████ weed and i could make more than that ████ no in a week and then like steve yeah literally 14 years old he's like that's four piranhas i guess so yeah that's true that's only four piranhas i'm like do you know he used to separate i'm 14 years old and i can make more than this ████ face and i'm like 200 bucks a month it's not that much money i was like holy ████ what a ████ dad
10:58 was a dead did he end up paying or your mom didn't go through i think he did reluctantly and i think he stopped after like some time damn it yeah he believed me driving ████ this guy [Laughter] you trying to bleed me dry woman that's so ████ funny over 200 bucks whatever he was super ████ rich and he was like ████ two hundred dollars damn keep your money man you gotta throw fits how do you think there's kelly clarkson meeting with dude what will you five a month that's not your so they're um also those totals they um that she's paying monthly they that's not forever obviously like uh the um i think the larger sum the one that's like the hundred something thousand is only for like some amount of months up until the oh only a few months but the child supports up until the kids this but then the
11:48 spousal support which is 115k that's the spousal support doesn't last forever oh yeah cause that's for the the loser ass husband that's for ranch rick yeah the leech but still 40 g's or 50 g's a month they ain't happy dude you could tell until the kid's 18 yeah it looks like max kellerman that's good moolah wish that kid the best wait he's making more on child support than he does on his career that's wild dude i still don't believe that 10k a month absolutely not supports free right that's what i'm saying i don't believe i mean no grown man in the music business he should just sell piranhas you just know for sure that he he did some clever ████ and is able to hide assets i feel bad for this guy dude good man that's there's no one he's making less than all of us
12:39 on paper which is technically he's killing that's because he's got 19 million dollars [Music] hi
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