0:00 [Music] action have you guys heard about all these different Chinese illegal Maritime activities talking about like oh dude is this when uh the Filipino uh what do you call it the Navy and then got into like some the Filipino Navy not not in this one but that sounds like a better story let's go there okay so I saw this footage there's two uh there's Chinese Navy guys Filipino Navy guys and they're like kind of going like they're like going through a battle right and it looked like they're about to start shooting and then this guy gets a knife and just stabs the Filipino boat and starts deflating it and I was like what the ████ it looked kind of like man y'all are military guys but it looks like a ████
0:51 fight like they're all wearing army fatigue like camouflage and ████ and one guy just starts stabbing this guy's boat and it's all deflating like they had those like like it was kind of Dy no it it looked like uh that's my boat stop stabbing my boat it looks like a like one of those inflatable rafts but a boat and then I think I think they're probably patrolling like the border of the sea so they're trying to say like no this is our ter no this is our territory but it also seems like no one wants to make a move that's going to start a war yeah so it's like how do we like get one on each other without making international news and like road rage China guys spit on each other sounds like it sounds like a Canadian Navy thing right and inflatable we're the best in the brid brother uh yeah so this this is about
1:41 how not quite uh completely different place uh there so there's like World War II wrecks right and the people keep on Chinese keep on going down there and like pulling scrap from these World War II relics and like like melting them down and selling it and ████ and they're like you can't be doing this ████ like stop doing this ████ so this this Chinese vessel that was caught last year doing this just got caught again doing the same exact ████ they keep they keep doing ████ like that watch the next time they're at the Titanic and all these billionaires are ████ looking they're like hey there's a Chinese dude steal some Titanic scraps dude taking the bow dude I yeah aren't they always doing that they're like always fishing where they're not supposed to be and everything like over and over and over Dude I think you can say that I don't know if I can say that
2:31 they be a bunch of bad boys they don't care man I say it comes from the worst possible place in a place of hatred deep patri yeah xenophobia yeah yeah yeah I don't know any Chinese people that follow rules though they're probably like you stupid nobody using it anymore you know it's just trash man come on I was helping I was helping my dad clean out his attic and then when I was up there there's ████ literal like beer bottles everywhere I'm like damn they built this house drunk and if it was Chinese contractors that built it and I was like what the ████ like is that safe to drink and have a nail gun and you know I'm like this is ████ crazy I think construction workers will tell you that that's part of the job reir yeah my uncle's a contractor and that's that's
3:22 yeah that's maybe it's a contractor thing not a Chinese thing I think that's that's the funny part though is like when you just have these random dudes that'll be like over fishing or like scrapping like it's crazy to think that dude represents China it's like he's like I'm just a guy but Chinese guy guy who found a six scam it's funny to see it that way from over the border to be like look what China's doing I know yeah so this this particular ship um I guess they had just repainted themselves like Grand Theft Auto oh pain spray yeah yeah they went to the pain spray and then they they went back and they got caught the same place we're different guys hey hey we don't have the pink boat anymore this one's yellow yeah and this time so this time the the guys got busted although no illegal scrap metal was found this time the presence of this vessel near the World War II wreckage raised concerns
4:13 and they're basically like we know you guys what you guys they didn't even catch them then so it's fine they didn't do anything right not bad it's totally fine now you got to do go to the pains spray again you get a different that's so funny different boat apparently this is a huge problem like uh they just they just keep stealing relics cuz internation is it the water border that it's protected it's protected Waters because those are like relics historical relics I'm sure you probably know more about this than me huh no not really I'm I'm not a Navy guy if I was a Navy guy probably know everything about that but you got Navy buddies who probably know Navy Seals they're not even in the Navy it's like Navy Seals you're like yeah but like they're not on a ship they're not they don't live they not patrolling relics yeah they don't go on the boat rarely really they operate on their own
5:03 they're just called Navy but they're not even really Sailors damn dude I did not know that I thought they they they hang out on the ship and then they get helicoptered in yeah yeah that's what I thought yeah they have their own everything oh yeah yeah they do do they learn how to boat like ride boats and stuff well at least the Marines are on the boat we know that cuz of the name they're the they're the Protectors of the boat yeah we're good there that's tight yeah that's sick you guys were on the boat Marines go um continent to continent on the boat like a battleship or aircraft carrier aircraft carrier did you did you sleep in one no I never not a real Marine then yeah this kind of fake yeah you lover I
5:54 just need sleep One Night in one night that's how can you call yourself a Marie when you never did any Mar time have you have you ever been on a helicopter oh yeah man I mean that's his whole that's his whole job you ever fired a gun out of a helicopter no no no oh you flew helicopter no no I didn't fly can you can you get us a guy who has which one flown a helicopter or shot the second one yeah yeah cuz that's two different jobs yeah he shoots that shoots that gun out of the back man talk to that guy I could probably figure it out but no seriously though Rangers are badass they're the guys with the dangly legs on the helicopter so as the fly they're the guys with dangly LS ready to jump off they just ████ drop the ramp and they're like ████ exit and it's you're in the mix and then 100 miles an hour like just constant raids now but but there's a guy who sits there
6:44 and he shoots a gun I want to talk to him I shot a I shot a minigun you did yeah it's crazy that's sick because Joe come over here that's the ████ that they shoot off of the helicopter sech seats guys if vibrates your bones when you shoot it it goes inside and it goes like that it's not even like a ████ old school like machine gun where you're like that's what's up dude that the new one's like it's just the spinning one on like mini yeah it goes and then your whole ████ toe all the way to your skull just goes your teeth chattering it just vibrates were you on the ground or were you I was at the Las Vegas gun club oh sick yeah do you shoot do they put out a paper Target for you to shoot yeah but it's is just like shred it it's gone right it just nothing it's pointless it's disappears yeah you just feel the thing
7:36 and then it shoots out and it gone in seconds it's like me busting a nut in high school
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