0:00 [Music] and good day for kids because tesla has announced an all-electric 1900 cyber quad for the young ends ████ i hate this ████ what why because i saw it i went online it's out of stock how much is it for this was already trying to get one for himself before tyga oh honestly i was gonna buy three of them does it look like a power wheel oh it's a power wheel it looks like the cyber truck but it's a quad but it's for kids well well the cyber truck already was making an atv for adults and this is a mini version of the atv oh so it's like a power wheel yeah so but it goes up to like 25 miles an hour for kids dude that's scary for children i was trying to buy three of them whoa get the ████ out of here
0:50 if your kid has this it's such a big flush oh dude he's the coolest kid ever [Music] see you got an adult up on there that's ████ trying to buy three of them dude you're not gonna get the regular size one for yourself i live next to millions of places that look like that but they're sold out get four so then how much we could write 1900 ████ really oh wait so this is like the flame thrower all electric 1 900 cyber quad sold out like december that yeah they quietly launched this uh a four-wheel atv for kids cyberquad for kids is available to order but like he
1:40 said it's sold out and we'll begin shipping in two to four weeks the surprise announcement comes after two years more than two years after tesla announced a full-size cyber quad atv to complement the futuristic cyber so the full-size one is already out yet or are they rolling out the kids ones first kids one just came out first let me see if i can find the uh the main one it's sold out yeah i saw it the day of and the day of i logged in to try to get in and it's already sold out yeah this was when it was uh advertised with the cyber truck the first time they brought it out but i think it's sweet you're gonna have to get a secondary market i i i enjoy the visual of bart being on the kids one though i think that uh it'll look like donkey kong in the mario kart game oh dude no imagine you have the tesla flamethrower as well and you're just like driving around with boats like donkey kong
2:30 you can buy that in the secondary market now i think but like not that much more it's like 1400 ish 8 000. what secondary market are you getting a flamethrower or a kid's quad yeah what do you think ebay i think ebay i could know i saw on an episode of pawn stars like someone gave me that kid cyber quad see if i can find a secondary market for it right now no they don't because they didn't ship it yeah they haven't that hasn't come out yet but it comes down to like four to six weeks look for the flamethrower flamethrower yeah not by tesla that's boring company right yeah eva flame thrower boring company [Music] can you find it shopping shopping okay you get oh damn okay anywhere from 2200 5000 thousand why conditions look look at the
3:20 um complete or sold items and then you know how much it actually costs oh cause that's the bidding price yeah i mean this 2200 one already looks pretty good for me is there a lot of bids for that one have you guys held one no have you have you never don't even know what it looks like in real life i think i saw one in a david dobrik vlog once i feel like he's got everything would happen that ████ dude not a flamethrower is that what it's called yes imagine having just having a flamethrower in your house that's a pretty crazy thing like imagine someone breaking in and you're just like whipping out your flamethrower it's probably not that effective if they're in your house huh because i think it's enough to scare them yeah that's true once you have a flamethrower on your hands they better run the ████ out right it looks like your curtains on fire yeah something something's gonna collateral you've never seen it before it looks like this
4:10 guy right here comes in a case that's so dope damn man that's such a not a flamethrower it's pretty good i like them i didn't know they were available to for purchasing i just thought it was like some like weird unique he's pretty ████ sick when he comes out with those little things that he drops like when they came out with the tesla whiskey or tequila or whatever the ████ that ████ you ████ went yeah they sold out immediately and then they were like reselling for like 20 grand or some stupid ████ what's a household product that you would buy if it was tesla probably everything dude toaster air fryer oh i would buy an air fryer that's cool yeah tesla air force you know i'll be next level i'll probably be like solar panels the toilet i'll be down yeah tesla [Music] i do like a thermostat for tesla oh ████ got like a nest this one's pretty good though already though i think so i don't
5:00 know i feel like somehow tesla is just going to up it yeah i want to be in like i want the temperature of hawaii right now honolulu oh yeah it's going to be tight it's not even by it's not even by numbers by places i want to feel there yeah do you think that's going to be some metaverse ████ is like you could have these tesla temperature controlled homes and ████ and then you go traveling with your friends and ████ and then you got like hawaii temperature and then you're like oh my god it's so hot i know huh and then they like have tesla mosquitoes and ████ they'll come out it's the whole experience it's the whole feeling dude tesla malaria insects and it's like we all went on a metaverse vacation together we get back on metaverse jk news we could talk about our vacation and how man i thought hawaii would be way more cooler is so hot dude and i got bit by mosquitoes and
5:52 we could tell our story and ████ oh she just went to the real one yeah but then we gotta ████ fly for five hours that's true yeah do you realize that in the not so distant future since elon is like doing all this stuff i'm gonna i'm saying elon because now we're talking about flame throwers and ████ we're going beyond tesla right yeah but we got what we got like tesla obviously which is not just about electric vehicles it's like about batteries and solar power and then obviously like getting into the market with like all the retail people and stuff right then we got like ████ uh the boring company we got uh ████ deep mind we've got uh neuro link right you guys familiar with neural link they already completed the tests on the ████ pigs with that one so they can ████ jack you up and be in the matrix they got starlink so they got internet satellite internet that's like way faster than a regular internet available
6:42 anywhere in the world literally anywhere third world country ████ mountains you can't do that yet right it's accessible but it's not available to everybody commercially yet but it is it's already up and that's why they've been ████ just constantly launching spacex has been constantly launching like hundreds of satellites con like consistently like throughout the even this year they ████ put up like another like 40 or whatever satellites to complete an entire grid so out in like the just outer atmosphere of like our planet they're gonna be able to have an entire ring grid of like these satellites that can balance everything and they're all under one ████ company all available to the highest bidder at the end of the day it is better than inspection though i'm super down that's why their stocks keep going up huh yeah but imagine you got like a worldwide link plus like an individual link
7:32 and like they already got like all the ████ in your home anything from a flamethrower to a atv to a car to like a ████ battery generator that's like powering your entire house it's gonna be crazy this was gonna run our entire lives that's why i support the local native americans dude we just just give me a blanket and some like clay tents and ████ says the guy who got pissed that he can buy three of these things no i rather have ████ a seesaw wheel set where we bounce back and forth and we can go down the road i'm gonna go away from you know native americans are looking at bar like shut up fool we want tesla he's all talking about the huff and puff ride as if they ████ made that ████ up yeah like that's our culture like oh yeah this is that's what we're doing all the native americans are going across ████ america with huff and puffs clay tents you know all that stuff
8:24 ████ adobe homes and ████ with a ████ atv parked right outside i bet you their homes are gonna be looking like star wars where it's like outside it's all clan adobe but when you go inside it's all technologically advanced because that's like new mexico all their styles they look like it's a spanish mission and then when you open the door it's like ████ nice because they could afford good real estate what are those uh clay homes called adobe adobe yeah then we have to like bake those as a ████ yeah yeah the red clay yeah the red clay red clay they put a couple of strands of grass in there so it has like some sort of like rigidity look at you dude [Music] what is it called indian bricks i don't know if that's culturally like right
9:14 these days but then like you would get dry grass and you would get dry grass and like straw and then you would get a mold and then you put mud in there and then you put the straw that's exactly what you just said dry yeah but did you did you do that as a kid to like uh uh to learn about school native americans our schools suck dude we didn't do that that's what made it fun as ████ he actually like learned something but even though they're probably calling it indian still they used to say you gotta say indian style you remember that yeah oh yeah but then now it's cross-legged just like yeah do they still say fob squat squat yeah i think it's okay when you when you're a fob only if you're a father you can call other people fob squatting they say crisscross applesauce now oh yeah what does that mean you're such a dad that's what i don't know i
10:04 facing indian style when we were a kid but now the teachers go okay cris cross applesauce and all the kids they cross their legs dude sitting indian style that's someone's gonna some teachers get canceled for that soon for sure it's gonna make a comeback someone's gonna be in there somewhere in the midwest i think they probably did invent it of course wait what what sitting cross-legged the engines yeah do you think they're invented what do you think they invented it yeah probably probably i'm with bart on this one that's a deeper offense that's true because white people can't sit on floors they can't do a full spit on floors bad mobility everything they can't squat dude i get surprised i was like what the ████ you have to learn to do a whole ████ full body squad that ████ blew my mind from personal experience when i train people yeah asian people across the board i've never met one asian person
10:54 i've trained that had bad like uh mobility even david yeah even as bad as they were their squat is perfect can you can you guys all uh i guess bop squad yeah yeah you know you canceled but i can't do her you know kimchi squatter i can't do it no wait that's because you're a fish full okay so i gotta go okay oh my goodness are you ████ serious i'm serious i can't do it i can do it like this but then it's like really hard push your knees forward a little bit more maybe if you put a cigarette in your mouth yeah oh true spread your legs hold my hand okay okay you're going to lean back a little bit but when you're going down i want you to push your knees forward go push your knees forward stay upright stay upright okay go there you go there push your knees one more
11:44 wow can you stay here no damn we use this while using tension just like you could break parallel if i go like this like you know controlling but this isn't working out that's so good you're white dude he is he does have a new zealand passport yeah you from your kiwi look at this guy oh god damn it no your face was turning red from just resting mike we gotta get you to hit the squats dude so the thing is it's really interesting because it's like um i have a white friend who lives in china and he can do it so i feel like it's like this thing you grow up doing oh it's regional huh no no no it's it's it's a cultural thing because it's like because i never saw my parents doing it my dad i don't think my dad can do it he sits on chairs all day yes we ate on the floor how about you you guys ate on the floor yeah yeah we i i in the floor too but um
12:36 what the how did you applesauce that's how you eat on the floor um but mainly i ate on the table chris it was on the table thinks he's above us man it's high and mighty ████ dude your mobility's so bad dude [Music] you
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