0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one podcast in the [Music] world so imagine you're driving a car all right maybe you're speeding something like that you can pulled over whatever the thing is right and then cop comes by hello it's a woman right ooh and you recognize her oo because you're subscribed only fans but she's a police but she's a police offic now that's a fun time is that a fun time that's a fun time what are you thinking what are you
0:51 thinking in that exact moment I I'm thinking exact moment I go Miss um Michelle I I'm a fan I'm a big fan I just be like oh my God I subscribe yeah and then I go I really like when you like lifted your leg and um I I like when you like twist your nipple a little bit so you get real specific early to prove it yeah yeah just be like just but I would say specific things to let her know I'm actually a fan and you're that the highest tier no I'm at the highest tier what if you tell her your username I'm shy guy 32 and she's like oh my God you're shy guy 32 like that'd be pretty cool yeah and if she if she recognize it then maybe maybe it's a good you know I'm not going to pretend like I don't don't know her yeah for sure cuz just the other night you you have a VIP access to her subscription cuz you're
1:42 you're at that tier you you've seen videos of her and you think maybe your husband the other guy must be your husband or something like that um watching a full sex video you know what I mean and now you just got pulled over like what's what's her credibility for giving you a ticket in your eyes right now The credibility well no she's a police officer I I respect her you're totally fine with that I'm totally fine with that but a little bit I'm like what okay now change roles all right all right now you're the police commissioner you're in charge of this officer and you find out that one of your respected deputies is also on Old fans respect is a woman or a man the same woman the same woman woman nor man same woman yeah you you don't know these days and now you find out through the news media Outlets yeah that one of your distinguished and
2:34 well-respected cops is also on only fans what do you do I'm who am I you're the police commissioner I just said I'm the commissioner okay I'm just making sure yeah I'm you right okay I make sure twice then three times is not okay okay um I will say you know what I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to get a guide you know to be like oh how could you do this you're going to get a guy I'm going to get a guy I'm going to hire a guy to be like how can you do this film it right and then get like all the news people to write about it and then blow it up and then go we need donation for the police for because people are hating on our thing and then we get more money at the police station and she is the face of our task force I have a question what are the donations for for the
3:26 police things oh okay for you just did a hate crime on our on our uh officer officer hey C oh cuz you're like oh how can you be a police officer if you do the do it only fans and I would say I'm a commissioner I go how can you say that because she could also she does her job really professionally yes she arrests people and does a judge she has top 5% of her whatever the thing is never get a demerit and also yes she shows her ████ but today what's the big whoop yeah what's the big big whoop why would use that line I'll go what's the big whoop yeah what's cuz that it's playful you know what I mean can you fire someone for having a side hustle that's legal I think that's legit dude if you're a good cop I think you should ████ let her ride it's like she's successful in two things she gets the most arrest but she
4:17 also shows the most breast yeah and what's the problem I like that run was that intentional I just thought of it pretty quickly cuz I was a former rapper well this particular person who did get pulled over by this cop uh was saying to the news out there I wouldn't want uh he said you can't arrest me no more I've seen your private parts I wouldn't want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on only fans I just can't respect you or the presinct thing let me tell you something tase them just tase them right away that's what yeah tase them in the eyes tase them and be like that would you respect that ████ yeah you get you okay if they do that you get shot in a kneecap one time yeah if you say hey I can't respect you do you respect this bullet yeah like that that's very rude that he said that rude he did say that to the news Outlet
5:09 or oh to the news Outlet a little puss dude or if he goes sexual like that then you pull out your gun and you blast his ████ nuts you take it sexual too cuz he wanted to go sexual so he went to the news outlets and kind of exposed her a little bit kind of yeah dude what a ████ ████ kind of huh I can't respect you cuz I came all over to you the other night there is now an investigation though he goes well internal investigation into this officer I bet the whole precincts investigate yeah they all got a sub they all subscrib to her I feel like everybody well not everybody I think a lot of people do only fans now it is I think we're going to hear more about that cuz it's like it's such an easy way for people to make money right is there so everybody here on like morality issue when it comes to like a uh you know a person who's in service of the Greater Community or whatever like that that's
6:00 supposed to enforce certain I think it just matters on what you signed when you took the job yeah if you're Integrity if the guideline said you can't be nude on a ████ pay site then maybe that was their but would you but honestly which most likely it doesn't say that in the bylaws of a cop specifically but right would you guys not do you really think that would affect law enforcement though like ████ yeah oh okay like even there's that what is that like that JP Morgan Chase CEO whatever he ████ DJs like on the weekend people are tripping about that cuz they're like dude you're handling like billions and trillions of dollars we don't need you coming into to work ████ sleepy yeah you know so I feel like there's certain things that carry a certain amount of like implied weight yeah so if there is that like you probably don't want your eye surgeon to be a DJ at night either but if you're ████ if you if you're like um Bart's
6:50 got a thing against DJs at night well cuz he's going to come and all ████ sleeping he goes oh what was your name again Joseph I mean Nick yeah yeah I'll fix your eyes you're like what that's what the commissioner said he's like like so we found out you do only fans but you better not be DJ yeah some things carry implied weight you know and it's not illegal but then it also rubs people the wrong way if you're but she's letting people rub the right way with all of her content see that though I can see that as like people are just not going to respect authority if you can literally see Authority ████ on cam yeah it's not doesn't go but if she tells you to freeze you're going to freeze cuz you're going to be like oo I will cuz you're like I'm going to get my dick sucked and then she's like taking you to jail you get processed you're going like oh I can't wait till I get my dick sucked and then the whole time you're just like in
7:40 prison she goes man I'm going get my dick sucked dude and then like the whole time he didn't get his dick suck because she just played him I think if you're just ████ on and sucking on cam I don't think that's a big of a deal cuz it's like you're probably ████ sucking outside of it might tarnish a little bit of like the community need credibility towards that like Precinct it is because like if you get pulled over and the person you can't really keep a straight face and listen cuz you're just like man you've been sucking and ████ last night I saw you I saw you going but what does that say about you paying $30 a month to watch them suck and ████ does that take your credibility out of the way yeah but you're an anonymous username I know huh right but you're paying to see that when you and your job doesn't carry that weight that's true that person is a person as a public who
8:31 are you to judge but what if their but what if their like actions are like really high like their their performance is very top yeah like Top Cop what if they're super cop yeah what if they're good cop like they're not lazy cop they're not lazy cop was doing like only fans back in the day on super cop I think that's good damn subscribed and she she was doing really well at her job and she did all responsibilities very well but then at home when she's sucking at ████ her husband she ████ films it that's funny how the guy that subscribed is like I lost respect and it's like imagine this guy with his pants around his ankles beating it off and looking miserable and I'm all like and that's resp and then he's going to he's going to the news outlets and talking ████ on this chick I'm like dude you're the one subscribing dude so if you guys were the police Commissioners you're just going to like uhz and this
9:22 is public news now right you're going to like back her up oh dude you're going to lose your job if you don't do something okay what about okay remember the cop that talked about where she was ████ everybody in the oh on head on head didn't she just get suspended and then she went back or did she get fired fir I don't know I don't know why she should have been suspended I mean she was giving a lot of like therapy to the guy it went back and forth a lot though because initially yeah she got like suspended but then she they tried to spin a story saying that that she was forced I might have to rewrite the hiring ████ handbook if if I if I was a commissioner cuz it's almost like imagine this okay imagine you're the commissioner of the ████ school the school bus committee you're the boss and yeah this guy's really good he's the best bus driver that we've ever had brings kids safe to school and home for
10:14 the last 20 years and then this guy enters into a ████ bumper car competition and this mother ████ crashes into 45 cars it's technically not illegal but now you're you don't feel so safe putting your kids on the school bus anymore I don't think that's the same you know what I mean they're just like some like I don't know competition the goal of bumper cars is to bump other cars okay how about this they enter into a go-kart competition and this will ████ killed seven kids in the go-kart cover they're spitting around now we're talking about murder what about if you're you're you're the superintendent and then one of your teachers just does only fans see that's different I think but what I would have to investigate the content [Applause]
11:04 what school male teacher doing baby diaper porn oh that's weird and he's a te teachers is different because you're with kids technically not legal the kids but the kids can't be joined only fans they have to be 18 plus anyway you're things that come with it and that's the part to hard to part to juggle no sorry I'm just saying if you're a cop and your job is to strictly pull over people and give them tickets when they're breaking the law what does that have to do with you that's what I'm saying and if you're high performing what's the problem but if you're a teacher and you're hanging out with kids all the time and then you have only fans then that's a little bit of a conflict that day but you're only pulling over people because that's your entry level job your goal is to get higher and higher detective or whatever the ████ guy that gets pulled over he's and he's talking ████ to the ████ only fans cop while he subscribes like what does
11:55 that have to do you still broke the law you still got pulled over you still ran the red you still need to ticket you know what I mean like of course I get pulled over by cops and I'm like I ████ hate you I want to punch you in the face but then or I want to bust an up to you because I'm subscribed but even then it's like what are you going to do yeah you got stuck with a ticket I'm just saying if you're the superintendent though you know and this is like public it's on him it's on him thing yeah he also didn't play it very well cuz if I was a subscriber and I got pulled over I would comply the whole way through and then go can take a picture get it big fan big fan would you would you he's kind of a ████ ass for out top would you take out taica from a class if the teacher was a vlogger and he was always like vlogging and going taica is drove me nuts today yeah he's using your kid for Content yeah cuz he's such a character he's like clout chasing cuz T has a bigger following he can you tag me ta ta can
12:46 you tag me he was a YouTuber he's a good teacher oh he's a good teacher he's a great teacher but then on the offside talking ████ about your son on Vlogs that's ████ up does it come back around does it like does like another fifth grader come and like beat up taica because like I watched Mr Vlogs when he said you're different identity that nobody knows he never says ta's name but he's like there's this ████ half asian half Latino Kid in class half Latino half Asian dude that's tough I don't know cuz if if taica is crushing it like if the result of his class and taica is actually doing well he is yeah I might be like might need to keep init on him but the content's sick super good content it's ████ funny it's like Casey nice that ████ and then they they tag editing and music they tag your channel yeah and then I'd probably agree too I'd be like yeah t is a piece of ████ huh he's kind of ████
13:38 up maybe we'll do a collab you want to collab with my Vlog Channel sitting there talking ████ and then you're like can I get some extra lessons for him yeah yeah [Music] yeah [Music]
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