0:00 [Music] Today we're talking about how being with our chicks has changed us culturally. Culturally? Because you're with a Filipino jungle girl? Take it easy, mate. I my Spanish game went from really bad to very, very mediocre. Like I can pick up Wait, what did you say? What language was that? It was a Russian. That's Russian. Wow, cool. We're all in kind of multi-cultural up Spanish when people are having conversations. I'm like, I know what they're talking about. Basic over here. He's with the Filipino, dude. Who? Why why did Anthony catch a catch a stray? Your intelligence
0:50 Everyone knows that. Cook him, cook him, cook him. Get on him. Basic over here. I'm just kidding. Hey, my bad, dog. I love you, bro. You want to You want to catch strays today? No, no. I already caught strays. I ain't even started yet, bro. That was a random stray. Lunch is done. Keep going. That's the most random stray ever fired, dude. All right. I'm in for a treat, man. Yeah. Dude, your your lady though is she's awesome. the star of Vietnam in his eyes, dude? Look at her though. She's hella cool. You're Kanye of the team now, dude. I know. He got inspired. Wilding out. Hella cool. Hella cool, huh? My wife loves her, by the way. Hey, Suban called you a basic. Yeah, I didn't say basic, man. I just said that It's all We all We all different.
1:43 They're different? Filipino and Vietnamese, that's different. Oh, she's Filipino? What did you think she was? I thought she was same as you, Chinese. Oh my god, the whole time. So funny. Racist, dude. Racist. Interesting. Yeah, he saw cheeky eyes and he's like, you China. Looks like a ████ to me. So not so basic now, huh? Well, if it was a two same, it would have been basic. So if you had a Korean girl, you'd be basic. I would be basic if I had a Korean. What about So if I had a Chinese girl, I'd be basic? Yeah, super basic. Yes. We all talk though, I think. already. I'm just basic. Yeah, I would That's that's basic. Yeah, cuz it's just common. Yeah. I think um Out Okay. Dating outside of the culture though, I think it You You learn a lot of ████ that you're like, I didn't even know this ████ ████ exists. Not worth it, huh? Like, for example,
2:33 talking ████ out. You date a ████ white woman, you talk things out. Wow. That ████ don't happen when you date Asian girls. Explain. Nope, they just get mad at you and they don't tell you why. And then you're ████ in trouble, dude. And you don't even know what the ████ you did wrong. You're like, "Baby, what the hell? Let's just talk this ████ out." They're like, "No." And then for 3 days, you're just in trouble. And he's like, "You should know already. It's common sense." And I'm like, I just try to I just try to ████ talk it out like a dog and ████ I don't know what to do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, fair. Yep. That's cuz Asian culture, you don't talk ████ out, dude. Yeah, they stew. They hold it. They You're You're like, you ████ up, dog. That's why the soups are fire cuz they You should say you should know. They put their energy in the soups. They'll make you dinner that night cuz they won't. Dude, they they be cooking
3:23 it 24 hours. That's the same concept as holding it in for 24 hours. Slow slow cook. Let it boil. They do a bris. Boil. Simple ingredients, too. Simple. Slept on, slept on. What have you learned from from your lady, dude? Cuz what is she? She's That's multi-cultural, too. Ukrainian and she's also Jewish. You learned about saving money, huh? And she's learned from being so advanced. A And And uh You level up, huh? I think the biggest knowledge part of all is she's she's Hollywood Jewish. Oh, yeah. I knew he wanted to be Hollywood. tightest circle Yep. No, they Being married to her makes me realize I really got to step up my vocabulary game. Yo, cuz Jewish people can talk.
4:13 My vocabulary game. But look at his eyes, dude. My vocabulary game, my my my grammar, just how handling things in real life. Yeah. Anger management. Anger management. Anger management, um just looking at things differently. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. But also just uh That's a cultural thing? No, cultural thing. Russians and Koreans are very similar. Yeah, they just angry all the time. And she's Taekwondo black belt, right? Taekwondo black belt. Oh, she Korean She's just Korean. so many cultures around her. Mhm. She's very well diverse. Is she always checking in on how Russia's doing in the war? Yeah. No, I Check the score. I pay attention to her country's politics more than she does.
5:03 Does she root for Zelenskyy or Putin? She doesn't She She's focused on America. Oh, wow. Is it Is Gaza or is she more focusing on She's making sure we have diapers and milk for our kids. That's tight. That's tight. And then she she prays and she practices. Is she Trump or Kamala? She's focused more on what the next day will be because it's very busy. Ah, okay. Okay, I got it. But like is she looking forward more to the next day because maybe Trump's in charge? [Laughter] Or she kind of bummed about the next day? She's making sure our kids' future is bright. So whoever has the brightest and the most common sense policies, she will go for. So if two guys come in, each of them wants a different tattoo, Trump Zelenskyy. She will do both cuz she
5:54 needs the money. Wow. There's no pick. Very good. I see. What if the guy wanted to get Suban's face with a big red circle and then like striking through it? Striking right through your face. She would call me. I'll come in and then I'll We will still have We will have to be like, "What's up? What's up?" the whole time, yeah. Why you want to get this tat? Why you want to get this tat? Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's your deal? What's your deal? Do I know you? Do I know you? You don't You know me? All right. That's nice. Very nice. I think she did a lot for you, man, culturally. Yeah. Dude, she did a lot for me. She really like helped you like even you out, you know? Like he made me really calm. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. She made me put like lot of things in perspective. What kind of did she do to make you calm? She's her his true trigger discipline. Patience. Most of the important one is patience.
6:44 She didn't put a Jewish spell on you or anything? Okay. She literally tells me, "You do whatever you want. You're not forced to do believe in what I believe in." Damn, she's cool. What are you guys going to raise your kid to be? Jewish. He got circumcised. Wouldn't Wouldn't you pick the best possible one, too? I would. Cuz think about it, man. He He was at the festival. Yeah, that's where he had a yarmulke for his for his kid's uh circ Ron was there. The bris. I know what that is. Yeah, the bris. That was crazy. Crazy, bro. That was crazy, dude. Yeah. What was crazy about it? Just Do you want to see the whole thing, beginning to end? Cuz all of it's crazy. What? Well, first of all, it's crazy to us because we're not used to it and we're Only cuz we never see that. Right, we're not We've never seen it and
7:34 we've never been in it. So it's only crazy to us. But to them, it's super normal and it's the biggest blessing they can ever receive is our child going to a bris. Bris. Yeah, so No chaos. Bris like the lemonade. But if you That was fire back then. That was fire, dude. No, iced tea with lemonade? If you were to go in there not knowing, it's just like a crazy spectacle. Yeah, but once again, it's only crazy to us. Very normal and it's a big blessing. But from the beginning, once again, to the end, your kid gets blessed. He's a healthy kid. Is it like cutting a cigar? It kind of Did you just kiss it afterwards? They have to, you know? No, you don't kiss it. They drink it. That's a different I think there's a different division of Jews that do that one, right? It would
8:25 be That That's a old practice, right? But now now it's just more like Yeah, it's a boom bap Jew. It's a tube. It's a tube. But the reason why they do it is making sure there is no blood clot. So that's what it was. It's not anything crazy. It's just, "Hey, it's health hazard. Making sure it's blood no blood clot. We got to do it this way." Talk to a 13-year-old boy on Xbox Live. That it's nothing crazy about it. They will have a couple things to say. Couple of people They disagree with you. Strongly. Significantly. They should live stream it. But it is it is dope that like Remember when they were like, "Oh, you need to have a certain number of Jewish people in the room?" Yeah. So they didn't have enough, but then the way that it goes is they just went outside and they're like, They just called their neighbors. "Come in for this." And then a Jewish guy on the street, "Okay." Come in and they're they're part of it. Just like mad
9:15 community, like super Yeah. Cuz they understand like how how much of a positive like blessing it is and they're like, "Oh, yeah." They go all go in there. Yeah, it was cool. So they just They just saw a guy walking across the street and they're like, "Hey Hey, you You You You a Jewish, too?" Yeah. It's the Jewish neighborhood. It's a whole Jewish So a guy walking by the church most likely is already or by the temple, yeah. That's cool. It's like grabbing a Chinese guy in Monterey Park. It's pretty easy. Remember when we were like when it starts to like he gives his son to the rabbi, the rabbi go went to the back. I'll I'll I will prepare him now. And then he came back out. And then the uh His His son was like It was look like If you just look real quick, it just looks like he's on like a chopping board, tied down, and he's just holding him like this. Remember you were like, "Oh." Caught you off guard? That's when I felt like so
10:07 That's the first time my dad kicked in you know, the dad mode kicked in, you know, I got to protect my kid. Like it was just like, "Yo, is this even normal?" It was like, "What's going like strapped down like like like it looks like a like a rack, but it's like the size of like a like a literal like cooking uh Is he crying? Yeah, of course. Is is he in the X formation? No, he's just like Just so that he doesn't move in like a T formation. Yeah. Okay. It was it was just wild, but Was he cold? He was definitely cold. But the that story is hilarious. Why it was so cold in there. I asked dude, while we're eating bagels, he said, "Oh yeah, I just forgot to turn off the AC last night." Matter of fact, he he literally said, "I didn't I didn't know how to turn off the AC last night. That's why it's so cold. I apologize." I was like, "Dang."
10:57 We got there and the rabbi dude had like a bag and just like turned it upside down and just all different kinds of bagels just strewn all Fire bagels, I bet. Like there's so the variety was crazy. It was insane. Did they have blueberry bagels? Like way more than anyone's going to be able to eat. Yeah. Damn. And then like right after the the um right after the circumcision everything he's he's we went straight to the table just like, "You guys want bagels?" And then we just started eating bagels like that. And he's like he's like, "You want root beer?" And he had like all this soda. He just had like blood on his gloves. this? Whatever. It got mad casual at the end, remember? We were like, "Yo, that got super like normal." did they eat like uh did they put anything on the bagel or is it just that? Salmon, lox. Salmon and capers. Uh butter, everything. And he really loved his
11:47 orange soda or something. Excuse me, how many how many of these have you done? And he was like, "468" or something like that. Like He counts it? Yeah, some like really high number. Yeah. Yeah, it was a but culturally wise to stay on topic, it was definitely um It was just like very being supportive. They're so family supportive. Which which I'm not used to, but I'm you know, sometimes we argue about that because you know, she really wants to fly back, be there for her sister's birthday. I'm just like, "Babe, I can't afford flying back right now." But she's like um just being very close with the family is super important. The family the grandmas on both world in Israel calls us to this day. That's cool. Sends us money, goes like, "Hey, here's money. Here's money.
12:37 Da da da da da da da Stay tight. Keep calling us. Don't be afraid. Doesn't matter what time it is. Keep just call us." Wow. I'm not used to that, so I for some reason sometimes she feels like "Oh, you don't want to be family." But for me it's just like, "No, no, no, no, I just She's not used to it, yeah. I'm just not used to it, you know, I can't keep up. But I'm trying very hard, but also just teaching us patience. Culturally wise it's teaching me to be more family like. That's why when it comes to like if I have to drop everything, not be able to do anything with any of my friends, I have to because at the end of the day I need to be making sure I'm close to my kid. That's tight. Yeah, so it's cool. What did you think about their horns? Huh? Their horn, like with the the horns that they have. Don't they have horns? Horns? Horns.
13:28 I'm trying to just He's trying to get you. He's trying to get you, but you're ungettable. Oh, yeah, yeah. Can't be fooled. Can't be stopped. You can't FOOL A DUMMY. [Laughter] ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO ISRAEL EVENTUALLY? That's a good We have to. We have to cuz I got to see the grandma and everyone. Yeah. Have you been there before? No. But she sent me videos and pictures every day of what it looked like. That's such a was it was dope because the the freeway sign had um you know, Arabic and it had Hebrew. It's like double double culture? That's double culture, but if you go to Palestine, there is no um Hebrew. I think that's the coolest thing about what I see like every single Jewish friend that I have, they're they're so tight with their family. And it goes beyond just like, I like hanging with you, but they take care of each
14:20 other in ways that I've haven't really seen other cultures do. No, they're the they're definitely the best. in the religion, right, to take care like you have to take care of each other. I think I said this before, but in their Bible it says financially you need to take care of your family. Yeah. So if you you know, if you rich rich you can help them get rich. Yeah. Give them a blueprint, you know what I mean? It's just like what's really I was like, "Damn." It it like when you see that, it's like it's no wonder they probably look at Jews probably probably look at different cultures and like, "Why the ████ y'all not doing it like we are?" Yeah. Remember like even Gucci who was working at the bank in New York said that she would learn so much about how these families stay rich by what they do at the bank. Like what they come in and ask for and the the little loopholes that they do that they don't like the bank is
15:11 learning about them from them doing it. Like that's Gucci was a guest or something? Yeah, she worked at the bank in New York and the clientele was Jewish and they were just doing different they were moving differently. You know? Yeah. Also back in the day, those were jobs nobody wanted to do. What? Banking? Banking. Jewish people did jobs nobody wanted to do, but didn't realize how important that actually was. Oh, like kind of how like they were the first Hollywood studios and stuff and then Well, I know they got into baking banking because it was illegal for Christians to. So there used to be something called a court Jew where royals they had a court Jew and that was their lender. And Christians were not allowed to lend money because it's illegal in the Bible. So that's why they had that's why Jewish people all over got into the banking
16:02 industry. Same with the media, they owned a lot of the theaters. And then they ended up turning them into don't do theaters, right? That one? It's I don't know about that one, but I mean, you know, with the Asians, you know, cuz Seventh-day Adventists don't do theaters still to this day. So what's holding them back, dude? That's why their numbers are dwindling. I seen it. When Toy Story 5 comes out They're going to get that. Christian content just never really hits, huh? Christian rock is wack, too. That's a great culture to be [Music] But What bands? Yeah, show me your ████ playlist, ████ Switchfoot. Show me your Spotify We ain't buying it. Um yeah. Dig deep. Uh I'll let you Google. Uh Yeah. Got you, ████ All right.
16:54 We'll see you guys in on the next one. [Laughter] Let's talk more about Jewish people.
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