0:00 uh speaking of the text thread so we betting on Alex pero or what we can't cuz Steve's here we don't have no one in Vegas we can't get betting Insurance um so we're done what's betting Insurance fight tonight what can pays Steve what can pays me every week so we make a little money we a not much we just pyramid [Music] schemed a woman with a rare double uterus has given birth to twins do you like that Nick I don't even know what that means do you like that or no she has two you you know how like your chick has a one uterus yeah yeah she has two could she possibly have four babies at the same time like two pairs of twins an egg split me uterus sounds like a pyramid scheme you're typical man we can
0:50 maximize this we could we could maximize these profits yeah is that considered a new type of twin it's not even fraternal or identical cuz they're just born at the same time and it doesn't mean they have the same genes yeah what kind of twins are these is it uter is that U TNS U according to the Cheyenne people hospital Shian nailed it in Shang Shang shangi Province yo Chinese always be cop uh I don't know is that is that part of Marvel Cinematic Universe s h a a nxi shangi okay kind of Shang Shang Chinese C so much d copying inside the womb now sh that's what it is they called it a one in a million occurrence it's extremely rare for twins to be conceived naturally in each cavity of the uterus
1:42 and even rare for them to be carried to term wow and also nice they came out of w what do you mean they did bread toaster what that like a bread toaster no way I don't believe you we did the only fans model that has two remember that like I save one for my boyfriend and one for my I think she's just trying to make guys extra hard what do you mean it worked I don't think yeah exactly oh you think it's a fraud for having two do you think if you saw a l it's like when a guy says he could last like 5 10 minutes it's like no one can you're just saying it to make girls generally if you're if you're with a lady and you pulled the the pants down and she had two vaginas would you be like oh or would you be like oh what would you think you would feel like I'd be like M kind of in the middle in the middle
2:33 yeah it's nostalgic it's like looking at two floppy disc drives I think nostalgic you think of I I would just Magic Eye until they come to one you rub your eyes and then just stick it in the middle she goes a you ████ you didn't hit any of them yeah I'll be like brother what's that brother what's just called her brother brotherz brother ladies love it ladies love it and it's right next to each other wow so she has two eer right you two cervixes two uteruses two vaginas two clitorises no way she's a Twix Brad deal left side or right side all those things no dude two Services two uteruses two titty four titties she has four arms she's gor she's
3:23 Shiva she's female Goro dude she's ripping guys in half two four titties so this is the Talk of the Town right now Chinese social media everyone's talking about it they're not for for once they're not talking about copying a bunch of ████ they're talking about how this chick has like to so many titties and so many vaginas and then that's pretty cool man yeah they're calling it a miracle they're saying that she's very lucky and yeah these are like these are actual TN double that's double the risk when you're pregnant double the risk that's insane yep cuz you don't even have double the nutrients to give all those babies that's true you need double everything thing yeah dang double income she gave birth to a boy weighing 7 3 oz a girl weighing 5 5 O that's some healthy weight the boy has four dicks uh I don't know if that's true dude I don't know is that true it sounds
4:14 like a stretch in it D according to CNN can you control F that you want me to fact check this they just holy ████ eight dicks we might all need to have computers so we can all live check this yeah we should we should do that on the next show we nobody fact checks here okay do you think think if we if we did a JK news chat room like this like all of us are just we don't talk but we just chat that'll be a good show you mean like Sten haing it not just a good show we just type into a thing the AI like our cow careful boys text threat you know what I mean right y like that's going to be a show like people could tune into that our text thre's not that good actually I don't know if it's going to be a good show cuz half the time is silent yeah our text are still going to be good cuz Nick doesn't contribute honestly what the problem is is that by the time I see the text messages it's at the end of the day and I'm like ah the moment's passed I don't want to bug
5:04 these guys they're probably sleep you're a timing guy I don't care I still respond to a joke 4 hours later y he does he does and I honestly when I read through it I'm like I'm a three-hour delay dude in my head I'm like I got to be more like Joe cuz I look at the time stamps yeah I'm like I got to contribute you pass the the ball to Joe he doesn't get it right away he'll get it a couple hours later but he'll do something with it he'll do something with it just wait cuz the oven's cooking and when it goes ding you got at me okay I'm not sure what that means but it's an analogy to child birth maybe uh speaking of the text thre so we betting on Alex pero or what we can't cuz Steve's here we don't have no one in Vegas we can't get Bing Insurance um so we're done though what's betting Insurance fight tonight what can pays Steve what can pays me every week so we make a little money we not much we just pyramid schemed this
5:58 ████ we've been telling can we've been losing but we've been winning winning a lot a lot hey let's stay on the topic man we're here to ████ discuss the news way to go Joe it's all about ████ Chinese ████ that have double ovies and ████ or one or one Chinese lady yeah one Chinese lady oh really she's not a twin double uter uter now there's a second girl who has four titties damn dude this this is compelling like this is why people tune in that's exactly it the they come in here to get accurate real ████ news and I'm I have to tell you guys as non boss of this company I'm as a as a peer you're not in I'm very I'm still very proud of you cuz you you break the ████ best news ever and you take your job so seriously love when people in the past that sat there true never take it seriously but you guys so serious so
6:50 serious I like that I like that people we believe in professional news environment people supposedly come here for for the most accurate news where are we going to get this news that's true I'm on CNN.com we're on the ground dude mostly Daily Mail guys we got boots on the ground all right Daily Mirror Daily Mirror is a good one y great one do you feel like uh if you had two vaginas you would feel pretty uh self-conscious about that or do you feel like you could just keep that on wraps when people say that we don't do a good job reporting the news it it hurts my feelings yeah it does I I read the comments and then people go like oh I print them up I can't believe that Steve didn't get this oh my God she doesn't have four titties or whatever it's actually like three or whatever my bad dude I misspoke we should Snopes it probably we should probably oh that kid that kid doesn't
7:41 actually have four dicks I misspoke yeah it was my bad there a lot of yeah I'm a human being yeah we make mistakes chat gbt giving you the news I guess and sometimes they're wrong too yeah a lot of times they're wrong Tim Waltz misspoke so so can you Tim Waltz exactly Waltz Waltz Mr Waltz and who's he running with call him Harris the best new show in the world
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