0:00 like you planned it out. I >> feel like you're a planner and a surpriser. >> I think you're a surpriser. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think you're better than me at that. >> I think anyone's better than you at that. >> I think so. >> Yeah. >> I feel like we're the same. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Voice. Hey, when was the last time that you surprised your partner in a romantic way? in a row, man. You're just trying to show off cuz you did something cool. >> YEAH, YOU JUST DID SOMETHING COOL, YOU PIECE OF ████ I didn't ████ take him to Lake Como homo. >> Yeah, I didn't take >> I didn't do ████ >> What you do, you ████ Rico Suave B. >> Here, you go first so we can just go downhill. >> No, dude. No, I'm asking you guys a question. This is This is my video. I'm host.
0:50 Uh, we think this is a romantic thing, but it might mean nothing for you, but it's uh when I come home with like just a McDonald's hamburger, >> she really likes it a lot. >> Like no cheese? >> Just a hamburger? >> Just one? >> Why is there a memory attached to it or something? >> No, she just likes it. Plus, like it's a thing where like a lot of girls are not going to do the unthinkable and go to McDonald's for themselves. >> The Aussies like no cheese. >> They like hamburgers or she likes hamburgers. Not an Aussie thing. It's just a her thing. I'm not going, "What do Australians like?" >> Dude, I can't wait to bring McDonald's home to Nina tonight and be like, "Ryan said it was romantic." >> No, it's our it's our thing. >> No, no, no. >> McDonald's is your thing. >> What? >> No. It's a thing where like it's a thing where she likes it, but she's not going to go get it for herself ever because
1:40 that she would rather just not have it because of it's going to make her fat. You know what I mean? It's that thing where you have to like >> It's their thing, guys. Don't get McDonald's. >> Okay, it's Australian and Filipino. I'm not Australian. >> I think Hannah could tell you way more. I get ████ lucky, guys. I'm telling you, I'm so ████ lucky >> cuz I don't have to do anything. I just like do my do me. Like, I just ████ live, right? And if I invite her to just do something with me, she thinks it's ████ romantic. >> Isn't that the romantic part, though? Like she's okay with nothing, but then you just chose to do something. >> No, this guy's like, "My heart beats 65 times a minute." And she thinks that's tight. >> No, it's like it's like it's like, "Hey, hey, let's let's go to Whole Foods." And
2:32 then we and then I go home. She's like, >> "What?" >> So, you're basically saying the standard has reached such a low. Babe, >> doesn't that mean if you like go >> Should we just go to Sprouts or go? >> No, it's cuz if you like get her like if you like find a ████ flower in your garden, you just like pick it and then you give it to her and she just orgasms like is it like that? >> I think it's more like this. I have a spontaneous idea to do some dope ████ and I go, "Hey, let's go XYZ this weekend." She's like, "Yeah." And then we after we do it, she's like, "That was so romantic." And I'm like, she's like, "We had a date." And I'm like, I just wanted to ████ run at the beach. That was sick. >> Run at the beach is romantic as ████ >> I just wanted to do a sock puppet show in our bathtub. >> Yeah. >> And she's like, that was so romantic. Oh my god. >> But it's like >> this just said run at the beach. Okay. So privileged. >> But it's it's like things that I would
3:23 have done with guys, too. >> Yeah. Yeah. We know. >> All right. >> We know. >> It's so cool. That's why I'm like >> But wait, play piano. Remember you used to play piano in the old house? >> Yeah. That was sick. >> Yeah, but she'd probably be like, "Oh my god, we're having a romance night. I'm ████ coming >> and I'm playing D. He made a song. I don't know what to say. He made a song for me." >> That's like Joe being like, "Hey, do you want to take like a 10-minute break from Jubie?" You step outside, but they're doing like a luau and he's like, "How is that romantic?" >> Sunset's ████ amazing. They get laid. >> Sick. >> I I Yeah, >> that is true. You do live in Hawaii, so everything's high. Dude, and I can step into like a thing that I didn't even plan, but it's like house spot. >> You're literally in ████ romance pure. You breathe roance. You're like, "Hey, you want to do a morning workout? Run on the beach. The ████ music's
4:13 coming up. You see nothing ████ sea turtles coming out." And you're like, >> "Dude, I don't know. I'm just so lucky." >> Y, >> let's take a quick walk and let's take off our shoes and walk on the beach. And then she's like, "This is so romantic." And I'm like, "It is." And you're like, "All I had to do is take off my shoes. >> It's tight, dude. Hey, you got it figured out, brother. Let's go." >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Let's go. You finally did it. >> Live in Hawaii. That's That's the cheat code. >> Yeah. >> Did you have any of them actual ones? >> Like you planned it out. >> Feel like you're a planner and a surpriser. >> I think you're a surpriser. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I think you're better than me at that. >> I think anyone's better than you at that. >> I think so. >> Yeah. I feel like we're the same, but then um I'm spontaneous. >> I think you're way more spontaneous than him. >> So that's a surprise >> cuz you'll just bust out a flute and start jamming on it.
5:06 >> And it's like he's serenating me. >> I was like, I would have done this when you weren't here. >> And Bart's like, I didn't have my flute alarm isn't going off for 15 more minutes. >> I've known these ████ for too long. I I was mentioning this earlier, but uh the the ironic thing about this is that the the romances when I'm not involved. Um but I'm, you know, obviously I'm a frequent traveler and so I'm I'm not home a lot and that like actually is kind of a detriment to our relationship. I always joke around because like when JK was in LA, I would always have to go back to LA all the time, which I'm super down and willing to do, but then I always feel like like man, I really got to work on my marriage type stuff, right? So, uh, this recent trip when I was in Ecuador happened to be the weekend that, uh, Insomniac, Cascade, and everything like that was doing the show at the Sphere. And it was funny because that was the last weekend, right
5:57 before that weekend. That weekend prior, we were shooting in LA and Gio was there in that recent video, right? >> And then Gio was talking about Backstreet Boys at the Sphere and she's like, "Yo, I want to go to the Sphere more." And we were just talking about stuff. She's like, "Hey, did you know Cascade is going to the Sphere?" Cascade is like Nina's favorite DJ of all time. She like calls him Ryan. It's like actually I'm insecure about it. Anyways, >> yeah, I would be. And so I was like, "Oh, I didn't know Cascade was sphere." I was like, "I bet you Nina already has tickets." So I I just because of Gio, I just randomly texted Nina at the JK office in LA and I was like, "Are you going to Cascade Sphere?" She's like, "No, I'm not. Wait, why? Why? Wait, how'd you hear about it? What's going on?" And I was like, "Oh my god, >> I ain't got to do it." >> And that happened to be the weekend that I wasn't around anyway. I was going to Ecuador that following weekend or whatever. But it also happened to be the weekend that her best friend was coming into town because her best friend Annie, her mom, uh, you know, sometimes people
6:48 have like status for like a hotel or like a whatever, like a players card or something. >> Yeah. Sometimes you do like a a status trip. You're like, "Oh, I want to hold on to my platinum status, so I got to come out and use the rooms and gamble XYZ amount in order to like maintain and retain the status, right?" So like, oh, they're planning a trip anyway. They're going to go out. I was like, "Okay, you and your best friend who both ████ love Cascade just happen to be there when Cascade is performing at the Sphere, but you guys don't have tickets." Okay. So, I look up tickets and I'm like, "Okay, these aren't super unaffordable like the When We Were Young tickets, you romantic ass, right?" >> No, it was her idea. I didn't even ████ do anything. >> This is my story. And then, so >> don't accuse me of ████ I was like, "Look, if you guys are down, I'll I'll get you and Annie tickets to Cascade. Uh, so you guys can go watch." And then she's just
7:38 like, "No, really, you don't have to." But in her mind, she's already like, "I'm going to ████ look at the right tickets and find this s███." Right? They end up finding the tickets and stuff like that. She's like, "Are you sure?" But obviously, she like wants it. I get her some tickets to go her and her friend to go to Cascade. >> Sick. And even though I know she's having the best time of her life, which is important for me because like the worst feeling is when you're off doing something and then it's like >> what are you doing? But like she's at home by herself. >> That actually is like >> it hurts a lot. You know, it just makes you feel really bad. But if she's like with her best friend like where she wants to be, you know, >> you know, she's taken care of. >> Not only taken care of, but like she loves that I'm not there. Like she's down to go in. You know what I mean? because that's her ████ >> So, like just being able to provide that experience for her even though I wasn't
8:28 a part of it, I feel like she really really was thankful for that. That made me feel really good because I'm like >> even though I'm not there to enjoy it with you, I know that that's your favorite ████ >> She's having a great time. >> Yeah, >> it's the perfect day for her >> cuz she doesn't have to ████ you afterwards. >> He cuckoo his wife or her best friend >> and she didn't. >> That was a good cuck moment. >> A good cuck moment. >> You're a romantic guy. She got to go have fun with her girlfriend. >> So sick. >> Yeah, >> that's what Anthony was getting at. >> Mhm. >> That's not what I was getting at. >> That's what you're getting at. >> I didn't get her $700 when we were young tickets. VIP access for the bathrooms. I didn't do that. >> This How much >> the bathrooms and the drinks, baby? >> How much was this one? >> These ones ended up being like maybe like 180 each. >> Oh, so you went cheap on it? >> I'm cheap on everything, baby. I'm hella cheap and I'm coming out in 2026. >> 180 is still pretty expensive. >> That's very thoughtful. Hey, we might
9:19 date in 2026 if you're going to keep saying this. >> I feel the tension here, guys. The ████ Razor. >> I think we're going to date. Probably mid to late. >> I wasn't on my bingo card, but bingo. >> Bingo. >> That's romantic. >> Random. Come on. We know you're doing some ████ crazy ████ >> That's like if the crunch ████ would be like Oh, there's a smack's like really ████ scared of flying. Like she has like a plane fear. How do you guys go to Australia? >> The whole time she's scared. >> Doesn't she travel all the time? >> Yeah, but she's like, >> "What kind of fear are we talking?" >> Like, she gets anxiety. So, she's just >> She gets anxiety talking about planes. >> Like, not even on the plane. >> Is it like an animal on a plane? You like sedate her to make sure she can like handle the whole thing? >> Yeah. >> No, I made her this like uh I made this like super long all uh so I took her favorite Australian show from the '9s.
10:11 >> Told you. I'm ready to throw up. >> So glad that he's laugh. >> We had a big lunch. I'm ready to throw up. >> And I I got all the audio from it. all the dialogue I know she likes from thisuh 90s sitcom. It's Australian. Uh and then I put it together with a disco mix that I made that was like almost like like 30 minutes long. >> So that's a 16 hour. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's just to make her feel like like she has something to listen to and get in a different mode. >> So that way it's like she doesn't have to think about the flight. 30 years ago, we would just take you somewhere, cover you with a blanket, beat with a phone book until you're dead, just to make sure that you don't set this kind of example. >> Yeah, this these stories never never go out. >> I still think the hamburger one's cooler. >> Delete that. Delete that. Delete that. >> No, no, no. Leave it in. Leave it. >> The hamburger one's way sweeter. >> Like, it's a warning. >> Kind of here >> and then Ryan's like here with his And
11:01 when all the girls see that, they're going to be like, "Why can't you be like Ryan?" A man >> this video. I I hope that God Nina doesn't watch. >> Why? That's not that good. >> She already came back from ████ Lake. >> I'm not doing that. >> 10 minutes in, she she checked out in 4 minutes. >> Why didn't you watch an entire Australia '90s sitcom to find the dialogue that I was going to like in order to put me at ease for my 14-our flight? >> ████ off, dude. And give me a hamburger. >> I could barely finish I could barely finish Shrinking season 2 with Nikki. I'm like, just let this show ████ end. >> Damn. Let the show ████ end. >> You guys are so good. I just yell at Hannah when she has phobias. >> That also works.
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