0:00 [Music] did any of you guys see that airline flight where the um all the christians on the plane i already knew i already knew dude where they were singing the song yeah there was a flight where uh these like christian uh ministry group they got up in the aisle and they started singing a prey song that is some christians and the whole plane had to sit there and just like listen to it oh they weren't singing along do you guys think that's rude some of them yeah you think that's rude for that that's what the divisive thing is here i'll show unless the song's fired i don't think it was like fire per se but it was man ████ that dude i want a gypsy with an accordion that's the dope voice not my first choice of music hey watch out man this guy's singaporean but
0:50 what's he would you ride oh man i take it all back when you ride the trains or buses in ████ europe right there'll be a gypsy dude that just pops out of nowhere and he'll he'll just start playing the accordion and i'm just like man that's ████ tight that's talent i like that but the jams are good though right jabs are sick dude and i just want to just ████ toss all kinds of money there that that kind of reminds me of the you know the dave chappelle's kit where the white guy brings out the guitar and then they're like shut the ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah starts playing the beat they're like my first thought was my first thought was if that was a gospel group i think everything yeah yeah that's true yeah it was like a legit gospel group everybody like shut the ████ up dude it's like they seen the brady bunch where they go to hawaii and they start playing they're like shut the ████ down like oh sorry
1:40 and then come back down the brady bunch movie yeah yeah that's a good movie dude yeah it was gospel i don't think anybody else probably got it was it some singaporean kid or something it was a singaporean the guy that's got the guitar yeah he's the same wait so did he pull the guitar like he was on the plane right that's his carry-on yeah yeah so he's sitting down like it's about that time what's the elevation we're at 30 000 okay let's go like you're just trying to go to sleep it's based on elevation you're just like what the ████ is going on the captain made a ████ like announcement because they're so closer to god in the heavens so they're just like it's time guys let's do it like they got with their prayer group and they're like you'll be crazy and we go up and start ████ praising the lord in heaven and then on
2:31 the christian sites they were saying um so the ministry group not only were they just returning on a flight from ukraine after a month of like a missionary service and like supply like they did good ████ okay so they there's that there's that right there so it was a flight from ukraine yeah like it might have been connecting or something but it it they're basically returning from like serving the uh people on the border guitar so that's already like if you knew that on the plane you're already gonna kind of be cool with them yeah uh they also checked with the staff the staff said we'll check with the captain the captain said that would be great so this was all like they actually asked for permission cool it looked like most people weren't joined yeah i think the mo the main people that didn't enjoy are just people watching the clip yeah i'm clowning it but i wouldn't care i mean i wouldn't mind music on the plane
3:22 it was actually i like the context it's a lot more bearable right with with that context especially praise music is hilarious yeah we grew up on that ████ dude it's kind of it's funny yeah it is funny and they only did that one song it was three to four minutes long and then they were just like yeah i wanna imagine they did a whole performance the funny thing is the guy the guy who posted it he's actually from that ministry group and the caption that he posted on his uh video is we are taking this flight over for jesus [Laughter] oh why do you say it like sounds so terroristic oh my god yeah dude and everyone's like i'm okay with it christian terrorism i want to get a bunch of buddhist buddies together and we're going to have a ████ live chat bro let's go let's have a meditation session you know but
4:12 did you guys see what um ilhan omar says yes yeah yeah so uh she's a us rep for minnesota's fifth congressional district she's muslim and she tweeted the clip and said uh like imagine if we were trying to have a prayer session with the reaction be dude i love ilan maybe i mean i don't know if they have this in muslim churches or whatever but do they bust out like a ████ electric guitar and start singing muslim songs i don't know like i don't think so muslim christian rock i mean not like religious rock or whatever like i don't know yeah like they got they got muslim hymns yeah if they bust out a ████ acoustic maybe it's a sitar i don't know they ████ started banging it out and start i would have been like dude music is dope like no matter what it is especially if they get approved by the captain yeah yeah i want to see a ████ indian dude bust out a pipe and ████ and his cobra pops out and they start doing that ████
5:03 you know on the subways there's people that like dance on the subway like you know there's like railings oh dude yeah there's like feet people yeah like people like this this group called showtime yeah i know you can just pull up to the to the subway like in your train it happens anywhere like it's happened to me like five times like they'll just get on and start like flying like rey mysterio on the ████ subway and they never hit anyone and it's like eight o'clock in the morning wow and what do they do like they dance for tips and they just dance for tips yeah yeah it's just sometimes the music's so ████ loud why do they do that all the time they gotta they have it on full blast yeah and it's like eight o'clock people trying to go to work but i gotta get people hyped a lot of people don't like it because it's so early in the morning but they do get tips though because you know it's like the first time you see it it's like this is the sickest thing i've ever seen
5:53 in my life yeah it's actually the fourth time you're like yeah if it's in your regular commute yeah yeah like oh yeah and they're like god damn it ladies and gentlemen we are show time like what's everyone's general reaction on the planet i mean on the subway people that have seen it don't even look at it anymore but it's always tourists that are just like ████ this is so cool this is the big city bro the big apple i wish there was a airplane version of that they're dancing on the plane yeah doing worms down the island yeah like all right you know what i think they need to bring that on the airplane imagine going through the usa just so you could ████ dance brother they're like all right i'm gonna do this
6:43 ████ you're again you're buying tickets for that reason guys the overheads a lot so please tip generously [Laughter] [Applause] or what if there was like a stand-up comedian that would do that and he's like he's like he does his material on the flight you can't ████ um he stands up ladies and gentlemen my name is dave japan it's all airplane comedy yeah only airplane food only talked about in sky mall yeah or the guy with the buckets he just brings all his budget he's like oh my carry-on you guys know that ████ trump guy he just he stacks all these buckets they have like one of those guys in everything oh imagine going to the plane you see that guy on the line you're just like
7:33 ████ no no he's he's boarding me what are you what the ████ do you want yeah they're like the tsa guys looking at it like through the ████ scanner what is that buckets okay cool you're sitting next to him he's like hey show time's in 30 minutes you can't wait to ████ do it [Laughter] that'll be sick if we get street performers on airplanes i mean it is true though because like like any anything like that one time is probably pretty cool yeah or like ironic or funny but like if that's in your regular day-to-day ████ ████ dude dude i kind of want to do that just on the plane the guy that walks on the glass and ████ goes down the aisles the silver guy silver guy in the aisle like well he would have to get ready on the plane right yeah he goes
8:26 like spray paint why is the whole bathroom silver now it's like during turbulence oh my gosh it's just like standing in the morning you've seen they had so many street shows in hawaii too yeah right like yeah on the strip yeah like there's everybody there and they have pretty much one of everything too like that they would have here or anywhere else i wonder who decides like which bum sees like the bucket drummer guy and goes i can do that in my hometown or whatever like well they they definitely do you have to get permits and you can't have like the same people do the same thing oh really yeah you have to buy you have to buy a spot oh that's yeah so that way it's not ████ 18 silver guys hey that might be cool though you're walking it's just frozen people the whole time
9:17 it's a silver street yeah they're just welcome like you can be the most still by the hollywood uh like on venice and ████ like venice is i don't think venice is permitted they just all ████ run their own shows but third street promenade bumblebee out there yeah he's he's permanent i don't know about the people that just walk through it but if you're situated you you do have to get a a permit to do it yeah third street problem you also want to diversify the entertainment that is there because they're not going to be like ████ everyone's a b-boy you know those guys that do like they'll they'll get like five people in a row and they'll backflip over them yeah yeah they gotta do that ████ that's that venice in the air baby that's what they're gonna do they gotta do that ████ in first class that's what it is joe i wanna see them fail a couple times joe's jumps hit the front guy yeah crash that one's gonna get sued by the whole first class yeah yeah everyone has a
10:07 lawyer right there two two of the the two captains are also there too who's flying this ████ this is great they're kneeling down ready for the backflip just idea there's football dance crews hey maybe mike mike tyson's was just an exhibition fight [Laughter] [Music] it was a false flag yeah it was all set up it's a false flag event bro they're trying to like start a war man i haven't seen a good street performance in a minute because of covey dude we got to go to venice or some ████ the sky performing just think about it you guys i mean what if they could just have somebody present the skymall items and try to sell you you'll be like you need this zombie statue coming out of the ground trust me is that what they sell like it's like when you go to a 3d movie you need those glasses like trust me you'll
10:57 need this i just thought skye mall was like the sharper image it is but it's like on crack it's like the weirdest ████ it's like whatever they have surplus of at the phone they got chia pets on there they do yeah they got not only do they still have them on the thing i think they do for sure they have the thing where it's like you you put the coin in and it'll go in the circle down to what size it's supposed to fit oh i love those order or nickel and they'll go quarter goes here yeah when you ████ have a you have to make your roll of pennies and quarters and ████ before you take it to the yeah ████ like that ████ yeah it's a useless thing i read that parts with a highlighter he's like oh this is good he cuts it out that would make sense to do that and it would be the same guy that tries to sell you shoe cleaner [Music]
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