0:08 [Music] a woman allegedly cut off her boyfriend's penis after he threatened to leak their sex tapes because she refused to sleep with him whoa a lot of threatening going on huh all right no but actual penis was cut off though that wasn't that was a threat yeah that's what led to it you know yeah I'm so happy I'm a a grower not a shower because you if it's not growing you can't even cut it that's true I can't even grab it yeah good luck trying yeah like try to grab my penis right here it's like that yeah can't get a good grip and grab it yeah but then what if I'm what if what if he's like well you gotta have sex with me and she goes okay and she fluffs you up and then she goes oh that's probably what happened oh damn that was Lorena bobber story right yeah you guys remember that story I think she
0:58 slipped it when he was sleeping yeah and then she threw it yeah oh sorry there was another story it might have also been out of Canada or something like that but like uh same thing as other lady caught there's a long time ago lady caught her husband cheating on her so she like got all kinky tied as ████ that's terrible got him got him a wrecked and then put a hair curling uh iron on it I I don't I don't know about burnt it just curled up like a pig's tail it was the most beautiful he's like whoa it actually works it just looks gorgeous I'm impressed though that it had the length to curl up like that that's amazing it's like a Costco churro the technology nowadays is crazy I know like I think mine would only curl once like two curls dude that's that's pretty good three is like wow
1:49 so this 28 year old man was rushed to the hospital after this attack that was in North Sumatra Indonesia but do you think he's still gonna release it now because he goes you you ████ the sex tape with his dying breath but like you see that's what my penis used to look like that'd be the loophole it's not a sex tape this is what I used to look like before and after but you don't know if people want to see your sex tape you know what I mean like your sex tape may not be that good that's true it might just have really shaky terrible angles you know you might have ████ stop yeah your ████ style what if that happens like ████ selfie style that's kind of weird what if it gets posted and then like it doesn't do good numbers and she's like oh what the ████ yeah she's like we gotta do another one she sues for that yeah I don't like my ████ style well because we have a big like head to toe mirror in our room yeah and when
2:40 we're having sex it looked in the mirror and I was like oh I'll say this I'll say this if you like watching what did you see his own face my fun style which is which is what what is nothing but his butt cheeks I don't know it's just is it the same as everyone else's like Fast slow stop hold on give me a second I just leave it to the pros you know yeah yeah how like amateurs like they don't know how to film ████ right so what if his sex tape was just him like ████ her and all you see is nothing but his ass cheeks and her legs just like barely out now you're talking about she's like oh no not my sex video and he goes I'm gonna show it and he shows it and everyone's laughing at him look at his ████ whale trying to ████ it is true though it's like uh it porn is so different like in terms of what the product will look like I'm gonna get
3:31 the angles bro you got to really know your stuff with my ex we tried to film like camcorder days oh so there's no way it doesn't it does not exist today but like we were like oh it's gonna be so hot yeah and they wash it we're both like but this is gross dude you need the lighting you need all that it just looks so bad yeah you gotta try really hard to make it look good yeah you kind of have to get through a few versions when I took a picture of my girl she gets mad at me she's like these pictures are ████ terrible so like no just wear regular pictures hey that's the same idea yeah it's true so then yeah yeah you really need a friend yeah because otherwise you're gonna mess up and be like do a selfie one and the whole like 10 minutes is gonna be of your face yeah yeah it's gonna be like if you set it up it's just gonna be like one angle so you really need that friend because a friend can move around you need like 10 teddy bears everywhere right yeah you could do Matrix style it's
4:22 unflattering for both people yeah yeah you need a camera crew you gotta really know your angles yeah especially if you have no production skills yeah it's tough dude so if you need us like just let us know for me I'm not taking any sex tape dude I'm like Bart I don't want to watch myself ████ that'd be oh yeah I don't know if I see that either do you like your ████ style Anthony he of course he does dude look how can you not of course I'm a fan already I don't even know what it looks like but I feel like I have to go like this [Laughter] how many times have you tried that with your wife honestly come on be honest it doesn't work it doesn't work so how many know how many times you try that though this style Yeah Yeah by Anthony Lee style oh Anthony that's another level
5:13 though I try but you know sometimes it's like you watch NBA on TV right like oh I can take off from half court and ████ bang one out no way and then you did your wife do the five killer words what was that what are you doing yeah it helps to imagine that you're Anthony Lee though yeah oh yeah please stop okay be honest though have you danced like for your woman before like during or like before I do think I do think it's funny sometimes when you like add musicality when you don't need to because like sometimes if there is music and you're just like it's weird to like not thrust at the same BPM of a song I think there's a there's a subconscious feeling sometimes you got music playing like if Sandstorm comes on that's a bad word but do you make love
6:05 to music frequently do you guys had a playlist no no not frequently I feel like that's always like a a fun experience like it's either music happens to just be playing what do you choose White Noise what [Laughter] we do waterfalls if you play it backwards ASMR dolphin ████ these you know r b you know some of that nice what's your playlist my boy like you should make a playlist yeah put it on all boy bands yeah send it to me put on that patreon or put it on he wants to listen to Omarion hey when on Mario's problems Mama Said Knock You Out really I know like Usher helps getting into the mood
6:55 but while I'm ████ all I hear is Usher and I'm not hearing the girl anymore and then I'm getting an association of horniness to Usher oh like to the male it's like a male dude right the man's a male a male dude I'll say this I've never not once made love to music really not even one time really not even once nope whoa so you just like dead silence are your lights on or lights off guy both okay 50 50. oh sometimes it's awesome it's off but like actually no lights on which one do you prefer lights on like lights on but you you detest the idea of music playing while you're having sex I think we both do why because it goes to
7:45 commercials she wants to hear me go yeah because Pandora commercials you gotta buy the premium dude huh I'm not done is what I like to hear that gets my rocks off like you guys everything like they like you know like I was talking about dancing like if you dance during the whole thing like you ever think like if you dated someone famous and they were famous for one thing whether it's dancing singing or like a certain line in a movie and you were dating them and you were sleeping with them wouldn't you want I don't know for me I would want them to recreate that that's crazy that thing you know like like let's say you start dating a K-pop Star and she's famous for this one dance I'm sorry but I'd want her to do the dance that's nice while having sex
8:36 if she could or before like as a warmer as a warm-up speaking of that I have a friend who did something similar he uh he was dating a girl who was on The Bachelorette and um he ████ her with the video of her denying all these guys because he thought it would feel like awesome to see her like rejecting all these dudes on the show while he's having sex did he like it after yeah did she like it I don't know I don't know if she looks probably not he played he had it ready and he played it on the TV well they were watching her like uh her old episodes and he was like dude I want to have sex with you while watching this oh ████ what did you say cheesy yeah but but he like specifically was like dude it felt awesome that kind of makes it like let's say you get turned on by Daenerys Targaryen right and then you're having sex with Emilia Clark or whatever like
9:26 you wanna have sex with the nurse yeah yeah we wanted to ████ come in on a dragon right yeah dude on the throne of it like ████ flamethrower your ass and you survive it yeah that's true yeah what's that movie the documentary with Adam Sandler where he plays a stand-up comic he's a big movie star funny people funny people and then he sleeps with with his girl and he sits with Seth Coleman's girl but he does his little catchphrase for the girl like I would think like if you're sleeping with someone famous if that's what turned you on about them I could see people right yeah yeah yeah yeah that's true because that's one thing because you know because guys I'm not saying I'm a pervert but like guys on General we're perverse if we if we did a K-pop Star and you know that there's one dance that she does but you're dating her and what's her name yeah ignine let's just make it up she may or may not be from twice but let's say like she does the dance and then
10:16 like then all of a sudden you're dating her and she's doing the dance naked and you're like that's bomb that's a fantasy right yeah sure yeah that's acceptable yeah that's weird no that's not weird though you just up perverted on camera it's like if you were if you were ████ dating Xena Warrior Princess yes back in there yeah you'd want Gabrielle in the room Gabrielle I forgot her name but what did you want I want Kevin sword outfit I want to get sliced by a shock room no you want you water him now but you want to leave the breast knife Kevin sorby that's his name isn't it isn't he like a hardcore political guy now yeah Kevin sorbet he Associates his sexual desires with something he can lick
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