0:00 does it really say don't be ugly uh it should say it right after that no it doesn't say that the word of let down I wonder what the Chinese character for ugly is toe does it look funny I mean all the Chinese letters look [Laughter] [Music] funny so uh you guys are fans of stepen chow I love St Chow big fan Colleen hates him you hate him um I don't know who this is why don't you explain Stephen CH yeah who who is this give me a reference we play soccer in one movie he's one of the greatest directors God damn that was going to be bad rer director Kung Fu Hustle No Way okay Kung Fu Hustle and and Shon soccer I was going to get there just let me take some time to gather my
0:51 thoughts he's got that he's got that hit movie Shaolin Soccer that's the one I think most people have seen and also Kung Fu Hustle Shon soccer came out two years ago W still it's so it it's one of my favorite movies ever it looks good what was the other one there was kung fua no kung fu is the most recent I mean he's got a you said you have a favorite one CH and soccer and there's another one though my my absolute favorite Steven sh movie is king of comedy which is a deep deep cut there's tons of them there's like he has like over 10 movies yeah got of C has a of chines he has he has a good Chinese Odyssey as well which I know there's like he his own parody of like a god of gambler one too oh tight and he has fight back to school which is like his spy one yeah he's a lot of lot of crap but um speaking of shaon socer though 22
1:41 years later he's now um announcing a sequel what what do you think the sequels about pickle ball dude cuz everyone's talking about pickle ball pickle Ball's hot right now pickle ball it's hot is hot it's hot hotter than hell what's again it's the sport that everyone it's apparently it's the fastest growing sport in America what is it it's like it's tennis it's like tennis but with a different racket do you like it tennis and Batman together right yeah no the sequel is still soccer related oh okay what's the difference why would it it can't it's it's sholin soccer 2 with a Twist they're all black that's good that' be cool that's a good twist yeah yeah they're all they're all Eddie Murphy in different col any remember playing a Chinese guy I'd watch that I think he's done that yeah cuz it could be like Hong Kong
2:33 you know how Hong Kong is hella Multicultural right it could be like about the African Community in Hong Kong which oh dude it was crazy like one day I was going down this Chinese ass alley in Hong Kong and they're trying to sell me some ████ and slowly it turned into little Africa Market wow and then me and my buddy were walking around like what the ████ and you know how like Hong Kong has all those weird little alleyways so it's like you go through and then before you know it it's like incense fabric just you feel like you're in the middle of like a completely different country yeah so imagine those guys growing up in Hong Kong but then soccer that'll be interesting I hate to let you down it's not
3:23 that that's a better movie it's arguably you know what that would be the better movie but it's actually uh going to be Shaolin women soccer oh ████ off cool playing the par huh yeah I didn't know Stephen Chow was like that what do you mean like what what is exactly like Disney trying to be all woke and ████ I don't know if he's trying to be woke I think but here's the thing that I think is and again like I'm predicting here but Shaolin women's soccer to me doesn't sound right because Shaolin soccer itself the woman saved the day in that yeah the ugly girl yeah the ugly girl yeah no but she's literally the ugly girl remember she has the skin like they they they all they ████ zoomed in on her ugly ass face
4:14 they she's hot by then takes the glasses off like that's good that's a happy ending then but the thing is she Saves the Day in the first one yeah so it feels redundant maybe he saw oceans 8 and was like I could do that he saw Ghostbusters and was like I'd love the tank yeah he saw the box office he's like wow he's like he's like and you know what women's soccer gets low ratings too this be good this could be really good so so one of the main uh characteristics about why this is uh getting attention isn't just that he announced Shan in soccer he had a weird announcement that's kind of like what is he saying here so he uh basically I feel like there's got to be a Twist yeah there has to be something he's such a smart dude I feel like there's got to be like something I don't know but he's also did you guys know that like I've always like idolized him and then once you really like look into how people see
5:04 him he he gets into a lot of bad ████ like people a lot of people don't like him really like what kind of bad ████ you talking he's just kind of a dick hole like a lot of people don't want to work with him like all directors yeah yeah yeah like most directors kind of a tyrant I don't know any director that has like this oh this guy's ████ amazing like the keano Reeves like Vibe like everyone says Pio reev is everyone loves that guy I know someone that worked with him recently and I heard like really don't say that oh nothing like NE like super negative but a sense of like this guy sniffs his own farts for sure oh I've heard that about t with d nothing crazy but just the point of like oh he won't like talk to you on set that type of ████ but I don't know maybe that's standard I don't know maybe go it was me ████ go fact check that for me maybe it was an extra too you never know
5:54 cuz extras are they're different you don't everything that's said in that tent is ████ I'm a feature an extra so um he announced a casting call for pretty girls instructing hotties to email their pics and he warned against photoshopping them okay now I like this guy that's funny that's that's pretty good it's good to use your power to try to get with women I think yeah yeah yeah it's weird I can always he's just doing a straight Casting Couch to nor like just the regular public because here's the so he posted this thing on Instagram right and there's the um I guess the canones uh caption but there's an English one under it so I don't know if it's a sounds like a m transation but he goes here's my birthday wish to spend the good time with so many pretty girls young beautiful smart curvy athletic all countries are welcome the more the better let's people mountain people see
6:46 just don't be ugly love it uh for those I would even cuz cuz those terms I'd be like I want to be extra careful cuz when you say athletic there are some people who think like cake eating is a ████ sport so I would even I would just put like in parenthesis like cake eating is not a it's it's along the same tone just to be clear yeah yeah yeah like I'm a competitive eater Steve scale breaking is not as but the funny thing is all the women in competitive eating are skinny that is true that is a good point that is a good point even the top guys are skinny oh dude our our boy the hot dog eater is the skinniest ████ yeah he's skinniest ████ ever you see that chick on on Instagram or uh social media her name is like she's Asian chick her name is uh Raina or something yeah yeah yeah yeah and she bro she's like she's very petite but she'll take down like a 10 lb Burger yeah and like very
7:37 systematically just tear it apart and you're like what the ████ I actually connected with her about coming on to JK really yeah she said she's down is she going to eat for us cuz Andy the um Andy Asian dude he uh suggested her to us and then she like he put us in like a group chat together about oh it's TI cuz we had a friend of Furious Pete that came on and then we took him to one of our favorite burger places at that time Grill all Hambra and those burgers are half pound Burgers they're legit and then we're like we we know that like competitive eaters like it's just like comedians right like they hate go oh tell me a joke they hate like hey eat something in front of me yeah but it's do they really I didn't know that eat something hey eat something quickly how fast can you eat this bowl of oatmeal go hey why aren't you dunk it in water you ████ you ████ freak but also we curious you know yeah so we're like and these burgers are big and then so he was
8:28 down which is really cool and he's like oh like I'll do one for you guys and I'll eat one for fun for myself like how how I'll actually eat it you know like one for flavor cuz when you're scarfing it down you don't get to enjoy it oh cuz for Speed so the first one he ate for us and it was 2 seconds and a burger this big he just rips it he smashes gone in two seconds yeah he uses his hands as a part of his chewing too rips it and it's gone and then the second Burger he just ate like a normal person and we're just talking we vlogged it did you guys he like a normal guy did you guys ask him about like a after like they do giant challenges cuz that's what I'm really curious about some people throw it up right after some people puke it just want to know what the bathroom's like oh they just they just puke it some people do I like the idea of taking a competitive eater out for lunch and he goes oh man food I want to do this I don't want to I realiz I was clocking in guys I don't
9:19 want to eat food for lunch thanks a lot a food oh I do this for work just throw fake I like the idea too that they're not doing the competitive eating thing and then later on you're like that guy's ████ fake he's not even really like that in real life he actually slow yeah he doesn't do that ████ he doesn't do that ████ he's a he's a ████ fake he takes forever to eat his lunch I beat I beat him I ate my lunch I had my lunch finish before he did make an Instagram post about it I wonder if their fans think that their ████ they're like oh competitive eaters they're just all ████ they're so mean yeah yeah they're so rude he didn't eat that burger for me in front of so yeah he said at the Stephen Chow said at the bottom of his caption uh Photoshop photo will never work it will be condemned by us and by the United Nations that's ████ hilarious which
10:09 is like of course he's ████ round so he wants a birthday party with just a bunch of hot girls hotties only I think so what does that have to wait is he casting or is he just trying to get a birthday party with hot girls no I don't think he's having a birthday party I think I think his birthday wish is that people submit their material to be cast for this movie I don't know H or do you think it's like a Lost in Translation it might like he wrote something in like Chinese or canese maybe you should read it can you read it maybe some words I'm not that I have like a third grade reading level that mean okay today I only have one wish I don't know what the ████ that says good ████ and then says okay so young young beautiful uh I think this ISS like
11:01 really nice body 10 something I think this is like you need to be like really smart too oh and then you need to have uh p uh the the elite the most Elite Physical capabil capable woman okay he I wonder what woman is on Instagram reading this going that's me and I think uh together we will look at I'm ████ smart together we'll look at the the Rays of the sun oh damn this I think I think he's writing very sarcastically in Chinese so I think when you translate it I think some of it that actually sh and he says um the number of people we have is not enough something something where
11:51 oh so that's why he's doing a casting call you go and he goes I'll go from Ocean to Mountain to find the right woman or something does it really say don't be ugly uh it should say it right after that no it doesn't say that I don't think so the word a let down I wish he said it I wonder what the Chinese character for ugly is toe does it look funny I mean all the Chinese letter look funny the only the only people that like Chinese character are NBA basketball players ████ I don't know how to read a lot of these things but yeah I think it's um I think you got most of it it all looks like Criss cut fries to me man oh yeah they did they did say like mountain people see yeah they they mistranslated it oh cuz it says let's people mountain people
12:42 see and what they're saying is like I think like from the mountains to the Sea yeah let's mountain people I'm curious cuz he hasn't made a movie in a long time and I long long time yeah so it' be cool to see oh but he did do a sequel the king of comedy in like 2019 or something like that but I I didn't see it no cuz to me he's kind of like the Tao YT before Tao YT where equal comedy equal heart dude he's so freaking funny man and he's always the underdog in his movies dude what if the girl the ugly girl in charin soccer she creates like a female team cuz she's like the coach now and that's the sequel and then the guy saves the day in this one yeah thank God finally and then social context what was cool about the uh the ugly girl in Shin soccer she was like imagine um what was it the Twilight series Kristen Stewart
13:32 Stewart Stewart so imagine when Twilight was was at its hottest Kristen Stewart was like the it girl and then in the next comedy movie She's casted as the ugly ████ so it was like it was like a in the in the that's her that's her role so in so I think people were excited to see her play that that role yeah a homely a homely ████ yeah cuz they know what she actually is in Hong Kong yeah yeah so it's like kind of like that's the same he did with those girls with the mustaches remember in ch and soccer there these two chicks that have mustaches but they're always like hot leads in his movies yeah like he likes to flip them and stuff that's funny yeah [Music]
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