0:00 [Music] uh do you guys know who elvira is oh yeah dude i used to jack off so hard to her during hollywood halloween is she adam's family no dude she had her own show didn't she yeah she she so during halloween there used to be like these movie specials and ████ right and then she would be the host where she would every transition oh you know ghouls and gals yeah cool yeah she looks familiar and they've been i mean dude this thing's been successful they've had movies there's ████ pinball machines of her there's like she's like in arcades like like you can see her face everywhere so she um is losing a ████ ton of fans right now why was she still alive she's still alive oh ████ she saw some big old titties she looks pretty good too how
0:50 long does she go i mean is she like yeah she like 80 years old pretty old where do you think that she's losing followers she probably said something racist said something republican [Laughter] she's against the vaccine she said something that is could be deemed as racist she supports joe rogan she's christian she's christian because you know she's like kinda was it the fleetwood mad girl or the girl from heart she went full christian and stopped doing music and ████ oh yeah really yeah not that not that okay so she she she came out as a lesbian that's why people and all these guys are like oh no shot now because she was like a sex symbol are you ████ kidding me i thought that would skyrocket her stop so boomer dudes are castling canceling her they're yeah they're like yo i'm not gonna follow you anymore cuz like i have no chance with those titties those big ass ████ titties but these are actual
1:41 tweets that he's reading like other titties now do we know how many followers we're talking about like percentage-wise or whatever she's lost 11 000. jesus christ just because you said how many does she have what was she starting yeah 13 000 or 13 million but that's so dumb because she's just a character like elvira's the character yeah but the real person is lesbian and they're mad about who knows her real name nobody knows her name no one knows her real name these guys are like uh they've been sipping on her for decades yeah sipping big time dude anymore first thing i use the jackofter these guys so she has 300 000 followers so it's not really that big a hit yeah but it is interesting that she's losing people because this is market retracement so that you know you can buy the dip and push it back up is this on instagram it's on twitter it's dumb because that changes nothing for the lives of the people that yeah jacking off to her like i can't jack off tour anymore
2:31 cal pen just recently came out too right oh yeah he did oh yeah he's been having the same partner for like 13 years wow was that recent that he came out yeah i think like the last six months i think oh yeah he's a loyal man her name is actually cassandra peterson oh that's boring pretty boring yeah i like elvira yeah she's probably gonna get some new fans though some support i feel like she lives in a victorian home or a castle she does not live in victoria what is she just living oh my god she lives in a modern ass house like bart she just rides a ████ so you guys want to see what elara actually looks like yeah recently you have a recent picture make sure it looks yeah when they look goth like that like i'll do research dude 20 30 years ago you know under prime no this is her no that's what she looks like right now no she's smoking high yeah she's looking as great as my shoes it's not all pale
3:22 and ████ let's see if we can get better that's joe's type right there she looks great i like ginger she's a hot lesbian well i don't understand why people well i mean it's only eleven thousand out of what three three hundred thousand that's a lot though i feel like when you have three hundred thousand followers losing like five ten thousand or gaining five ten thousand is the thing right just yeah that's just kind of it's not like she said elvira the character is now lesbian yeah yeah you know like the way that uh what's your name superman oh jk rowling it's like dumbledore gay or like the new superman's gay no or bisexual oh yeah yeah yeah the comic yeah in the comic game but he's like a new character that's a different photo how old is she though she's like bro yeah she kind of has that uh she's 70 years old but she she doesn't have anybody she looks like a soccer mom kind
4:12 of thing but she looks great for something is there any way to find her uh her net worth yeah ████ yeah but it's probably wrong she looks like a a 50 year old in las vegas it's just three million no ████ way yeah that's just three million that's because yours is true let's go this ████ is such ████ man that's a good flex right there i like that steve just slipping that way let me see burke i like social blade too like this channel makes anywhere from eight hundred dollars to twenty thousand dollars a month okay you're worth four million is that true i don't think it's something i see exactly this ████ joke picture this picture is great yeah they're really pretty yeah that's true that's true you're trying to be sexy right now what's joe's what's joe's okay jealous i don't even know if i'm on there my name is website are you even on it i don't ████ doesn't matter dude it's credible it's cnn dude okay this is what happens though because we we know i mean
5:02 do we know of ours worth three because it's saying you're worth four it says i'm worth three says joe's it says joe has has 500 dollars it's pretty good it's so true so true what's next what's next if you type my name in there's a guy it says 500 g's for you 500 g's oh really yeah that's very generous if you type in nick dunn there's a guy in huntington beach that was got in trouble for saying mexicans need to go back to mexico and his name is nick dunn and he's white and he's not you it's not me and it looks like you but just pale so they got the wrong guy he's curly hair you're saying somebody's out there taking the rap for what you said that's that was my quote that was my direct question it says you're worth 19 million bro i am oh oh ████ sweet so that's how ████ off that ████ is that's see that's what's wait you typed in ryan
5:53 he's worth 19 million dollars oh that's that's actually the i owe 19 million for my sex offense hey what are you not telling us why are you even here dude what's going on he's have you seen all the cool cars he has yeah that's true i'll help you count money dude you sold all your cars and now you have 19 million dollars yeah i got a big ass old fan to put all the cash in do you think that has anything to do to be being tied with lmfao and all the stuff that you got involved i think it's just it just goes by like whatever your employment or whatever taxes you filed whatever's public record your public record says you got 19 million dollars then i don't know maybe it's just my debt they got wrong like wrongly read 1.5 million wow now we know that that's absolute ████ because i'm at least
6:44 200 dollars i can tell you right now he does not have 1.5 million dollars thank you the true homie tell you that right now say that right ████ when the reality sets in it's i'm like uh is that is that a nice thing to say right now steve i thought it was a very nice thing to say keeps you humble i can tell you right now you do have three million oh jesus so if you could just you know share with us i like these accusing people of being rich i like how people are like you guys you guys aren't diverse enough and i'm like if you look at all of our bank accounts that's pretty diverse 19 million to 500 dollars five hundred thousand no 500 g's sir that's pretty good maybe i'm in someone's will and i don't know and they registered that'd be so sick i feel like ryan's the luckiest dude in this room though he's always just like coasting
7:34 and like getting lucky i definitely fall ass backwards into lucky ████ that's only because gianni just left i know but not monetarily just like fun stuff what's some lucky stuff we just fell into i mean just the lmfao stuff was really lucky was that lucky yeah but you also have the skills to back up like work your ass off to like ████ that was insanely lucky because we just like would run into him like we ran into him at a concert and then that's when he said hey man why don't you guys choreograph this new music video and it ended up being part of rock anthem that's super lucky like we didn't we were just by chance that's so crazy wow you guys had massive skill to be able to get somebody to be like hey you should you know you know luck is when when preparation meets opportunity exactly it's that yeah and you're you you prepared for that moment you know cause if i was there and i met him at a concert he's not gonna be like dude you should choreograph ████ my music video i'll be like i'll do it
8:25 yeah that was pretty good too thank you only time you guys got lucky was uh what's it called the abdc or something yeah we got really lucky oh yeah they won preparation that opportunity my friend my friend oh man how come you guys didn't prepare that's why my ████ net worth is not you know 19 million dude you know it's like it's 19 million it's 1.9 million 1.5 1.5 but clearly not though debunked absolutely debunked don't know how they gather all that information like how do you create you just send tax records from the government i just assume whatever goes to public record or they i don't know what they do i wish my name was associated with 19 million dollars that's pretty crazy but that's bad it's gonna look like i i'm what's it called hiding money from the irs and ████ but you think the irs is going to use celebrity network iris is like okay time to do taxes
9:18 celebrity network ████ it's this yeah you should take that to ferrari dealership but late it is how much money i got this is my pay stub this is my credit you don't need to look at that trying to pull a loan net worth is your credit it's like those ████ rims and tires ████ radio commercials no job don't matter no job just look up celebrity net worth 20 million dollars that's pretty awesome just look at this ████ dude it is nowhere near like remember when my coinbase glitch and i was making a joke and i was like dude like so it was real it wasn't no ryan you're killing it it's good for you man well there was that one glitch that one time when he screenshotted where i was like what was it oh yeah luna went to like seven billion dollars and i was like and i was like i will see all of you in ████ hell all caps but then that's how i know my scale of wealth personally is so off because i i put it on my ig story i'm
10:10 like hey look how funny it is my coinbase glitch and it says i have like 700 000 and some some of my friends that are like pretty well off were like why is that weird and i was like why is that funny i'm like because it's a lot of money and they were like oh okay okay they're like that's there's the funny i remember i texted you too i was like i was like oh ████ uh it pumped up for you huh i didn't know because i didn't read the glitch part or something like some of my friends were like lol that's hilarious and then other people were like dude okay i was the lol that was hilarious i said that can i borrow something and joe's like congrats man crazy or joe's like sorry to see that man sorry it dipped on you [Music]
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