0:00 so we we spooned and we just pull your pants down oh and you just oh hey W hey so today we're talking about why barbell Brigade is dead part three we're just going to squeeze rub it in it is the talk but Bar's not allowed to say anything we have to just talk the whole time we we determin why Barb it is the Talk of the Town the of the town all the kids are talking about you go to any barber shop that's what they're talking it's huge but get our new t-shirt harwan there it iswan that's another good one we're talking about today cuz he has a big heart we're talking about how way woman sees a body on the beach she calls the
0:51 police and then they realize they were taking a nap on the beach n it's just a sex doll somebody brought their sex doll on the beach with that dude legit you guys think that's oh it washed up yeah well it looks like it washed up I just trying to the beach no way imagine you have a sex doll and you're just like I just want to like the beach do the same thing I'm not an owner of a sex doll but any responsible sex doll owner knows you can't take it to the beach broke up and he's like I can't have you anymore you can't get sand and that stuff bro no but what if you dump it you ████ dump that's rude money rud what if you should we always do it in the bed let's change it up change it up that's bad honest question is anybody
1:41 here ever had sex on the beach never sounds like a nightmare I had sex on the beach was it a nightmare it's not as fun as you think it is yeah there no way right it's a you got put a blanket over it's memorable though and like at the end of the day if you want to have something memorable I got blown on the beach were you guys wet that's awesome were you guys wet no no see that's what I ████ up cuz we were both you got your short swe no cuz we were we were swimming first we were swimming first can't get that sand and salt in there and then you know I don't know how yours is but when I get cold it gets extra small so there's more to grow that needs to go to work hey more to improve though and you're a little nervous most Improvement more to grow and then it's like then you have the saltiness cuz it's kind of covered in salt it just and and then you're both kind of wet and cold I don't know I didn't like daytime
2:32 or night time at what beach this was night time at Huntington I think Huntington Huntington's dirty though Huntington or steel beach one of those one of the local ones not exactly picturesque yeah Huntington yo mine was at a at a beach night time we put a towel down put a blanket over each other spooned oh matter what you do I always do I ride if you put it out yeah he's so we we spooned and you just pull your pants down oh ████ and you just oh hey W hey and the good thing about the sand is as you move the sand kind of gets lower and exactly start losing your foot but when you're picking up sand doesn't it get in between he has a towel towel under it towel and then all you hear is a Oh Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy oh my
3:23 god daddy he's like my name's subin and then and then where where' you bust huh you bust on the sand no we thought we saw people coming we just pulled it out like you bust between her people were coming but I didn't get to come so you didn't get to come no that's not fun trick Chade if you're going to ████ public that's so sad bust in your hand wipe it on her face seems rude ████ up not the sand they got to go home and shower what if a gust comes up no you bust in your hand not your sand bust in your hand huh it was no it was all the way up North like what's a I got ████ blocked by some bums i' ████ there I got ████ blocked by some bums did you whated bro I would have ████ punched him hey can I borrow ████ for $2 we
4:13 were we went to Santa Monica pier and from Santa Monica Pier we were like let's just go to that one life lifeguard Tower so we started walking on the beach and I ████ you not every like 10 15 seconds there was a bum sleeping like on the Beach there's so many bums at there's so many like on the sand you start get horny and I'm like I mean they're jaing off too you can't ████ like this she don't feel safe you know like Santa Monica seems like I don't feel safe the worst Beast SE it's like Mad Max dude no the hey Venice Venice Venice you You' be walking on the sand whoop that's ████ human ████ oh no brother subie subie where'd you come I told you I didn't I told you I didn't hey I just want to hear it again cuz I'm uh I'm
5:03 insecure told I did yep Anthony where'd you come get ready guys cuz we're all going around the face yeah we're going around um on the beach though uh so you know where the wedge is oh Newport yeah Newport it's a really nice dope nice Beach a lot of surfers usually during the day but at night cuz it's in like kind of a rich uh neighborhood but it's at like a little corner heck yeah so you like got to go kind of into it right got to do bunch of u-turns I [Laughter] heard they took those signs down though but continue hey but that's good for him that's good man and that's a great call back I hope people in the comments they won't they won't so deep this came out so far later it doesn't matter you never know um but uh not that funny but was at the wedge and uh because there's such
5:53 big waves there it you know when you feel like you're uh hidden in like the the sound of the ocean you know everything's like so you feel like you're more covered and stuff so it felt very comfortable and nice and cling got to come so he yeah heck yeah say like that where you pulled out pulled out so what you came on the sand or on the towel on the belly came on a mud crap on the belly mudra poor ████ like wrong side oh God he's like he's like he gets this is all stuck it's like Like Glue oh you guys are gross dude wait you came then he drowns what happen stuck you came on the
6:43 Bel ambulatory that's the like you're able to be that upright you didn't give a ████ about the people around you there was no one there oh ████ no one there late at night ████ dude Jesus isn't it close Bart's going to keep asking you came on the sand they don't G at off you just aren't supposed to be there I'm like man why do you do you if you were to make love on the beach is that where you want to come is that why you're projecting on everybody where do you jizz B I don't know dude where do you jizz in America these days probably in the mouth as the best yeah dude Easy Clean Easy Clean yeah you're nice yeah you're clean where do you come you get to drive home nutrients for her that's like the biggest important question you get just drive home feel nice and clean and safe whole video dude 7 minutes like did you come on the sand though dude should we put
7:34 like NSFW on like this I wonder if anybody ever came on the sand in here I can't say I have can't say I haven't had the honor if you do the sand box have done it but there was no girl present it was a Sandy box the Box litter box Sandy box was in the Boy Scouts probably in the Boy Scouts when like one guy brought a porno and you like shared in the tent Joe where's the wildest place you just cuz you probably had the best story that one dude's mou what guys are crazy dude I feel like Joe jiz an arcade machine or something something crazy that's that's where every kid yeah something crazy so our the sand is filled with jizz everywhere then no dude only there sperm whe jizz ████ in the ocean anyways right that's what they always that's what they always say except
8:25 Hawaii baby why cuz it's so blue and clear ain't no jizz around there people be jizz in Hawai everywhere I I bet there's a lot of jizz in probably Bunch actually look at your comp huh it's pretty clear dude mine's pretty milky is it you take the pills kind of what pills you know there's pills to make a Milky oh shut the ████ up everyone here what does the milkiness do ████ don't even act like you guys don't know does it make it everyone literally in the whole world knows maybe I just ate too much salty food no so I had a roommate I don't know what the I had a roommate he was very insecure B is C why what way what was he insecure about he shooting like was a volume he was bummed that it wasn't white enough because he would compare his come against yours no no no no your come he's eating which is mine yeah was his name g
9:17 stream sounds close but no very eerily close no no so he was very insecure about his ████ loads not being white enough because he would compare it to porn and then he they use like fake ████ so he started well he started to order this this pill that you can get that turns your C more milky white what just by ingesting the pill yeah so I only know does he actually think women are like examining it going you guys know this guy by the way you got weak C bro uh yeah well the but imag I can't say too imagine having a a small penis if you could put yourself in that head space Super Brother this table lives already I see Anthony here I'm there there it is Liar Liar sex so you're trying to over compensate with exactly
10:07 so he's like I got to like sex it up in a he I have to finesse it and I think he was finessing it in that way just learn how to eat ████ that's the wrong ████ that's what I'm saying the girls don't care if it's white like that they don't give a flying ████ because yeah cuz it's in their mouth later that's it that's it that's as irrelevant as a girl like going like dude my ████ index name is so chipped he's going to ████ he's not going to find me attractive anymore true examining those our version of that is how how dark are J but I will say this imagine you those Shades and that drink saying that is ████ funny n it's just funny the momes ████ Mahomes no but imagine though you're like okay I'm going to give my chick comb and then I'm never give it to I'm nervous about it though and like you know the chicks are
10:57 expecting a certain thing that perhaps they have seen before but not necessarily it's been dark it's been all kind of attributes some people don't look at it so sometimes yeah it's like oh shouldn't Mountain Dew zero look green and so that's really I think the dichotomy for him in his brain he's like oh well why is mine so damn clear and not cloudy like subin apparently just comes out that way like a goddamn ████ cloud like Peter Pan shooting ████ cannonballs through it it's just perfectly white not so much for subie subie is just used to it it's always White it's a normal lucky I mean it looks like come you know what I mean he's so chill about it when my ████ looks like seven up that's when it's time to stop oh wow oh jeez what does that mean a lot of there's no more there's no more actual sperm it's just liquid residue liquid
11:48 with with bubbles in it like okay I see what you yeah with hell bubbles in it it's physic is that just p is that P is this AIDS I think I think I think it's mucus oh ████ the cloudier your C is the probably the more potent it is huh absolutely that babies are swimming in that ████ how many times did it take for you guys to get pregnant uh three times only you got very powerful come yeah no it was two times we didn't get it because uh her period was coming that week so so you didn't time it right we didn't it she wasn't ovulation yeah yeah so the third time the third time I was just like all right the first two times then let me do this one and then Boom at bab I'm pregnant I'm like and I'm grateful you got the unvax come yeah so I can go that's hard to go
12:38 by days you know I'm grateful for that because my kid is strong he's doing a neck Hollow back every time I change his diaper it he's doing he's doing one oh ████ right oh dude my he's ping everyone's popping dude pulling the chain we got a stretch bar he's doing the Dirty Dancing pulling the chain no I'm telling you he's doing you know how to do this oh okay oh yeah he could do that yeah but I'm already lifting up my kids feet and my kids like what's up hurry up stand does he got a does he got a little yamaka on his head like a baby yamaka we're not doing anything on his head cuz we want it's nice shaped so we want no headaches nothing you know what I'm saying no headaches cuz you know how some beanies and headbands actually give your kids headach oh do they I didn't even know you ain't going to wear the helmet huh he don't need the helmet he don't need no helmet I'm telling you he's healthy you got his Maga hat Velcro
13:30 he's going to put him in all red Maga Trump baby Trump he going to give him Trump shoes Trump shoes Trump hat the gold ones will be fire shout out to the unx people a little wig orange wig told you subie by the way is selling a sperm you can go to his website unvaccinated for free my ████ healthy doggy donation only potent potent wait who got V here who got Ved here I did I did oh yeah P I'm a ████ I got by my govern I didn't get back ████ that ████ but anal only for meal only can I tell you what really happened yeah the first you know how you're supposed to get the you went to the V place after they closed no no you know the first one you out no the first one and two you're supposed to get regardless right
14:20 whatever whatever I did not get those that's tight you know what I'm saying I got what I got right but then the second time what are you talking about I don't even understand what you're saying the vaccine the first you're supposed to take is just a regular one right two yeah one dose two dose and then there was supposed to be a movie I was supposed to do but they wouldn't let me do it unless I got the booster on top of the regular sorry yeah so you have a booster booster is a big deal so I just got the booster oh tight tight so you're you're semi I'm semi but remember but remember it only lasts 3 months like they all said last what they all lied the vaccines no but last how long you don't even know it no the the C of the vaccine they said they only last three months when does it exit your body Noob is what I'm saying it doesn't it it explodes gone it builds slowly like resentment
15:10 look the vaccine never worked you shouldn't have announced that cuz people are going to pay big money for your unvaxxed come but then now you're semi vaxed he is kind of vaxed now got boosted boost being boosted but how do we know was actually in the booster that's why I took it I heard some of it was you took it cuz you didn't know it was in it I heard it was just water and ader Ral I was like water and adal is not working for me Cuzo
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