0:00 yeah there's that's the weird thing I remember my my pastor at at church he got his like dream 57 Chevy and someone ke it at church at [Music] church what do you get when you see one of these you know what that is oh it's from a escalator right let see yeah oh yeah okay yeah escalator yeah I agree it's actually from one of those things at the airp where like it helps move you along faster where you're trying to get to your gate you know those like flat oh the the flat escalators yeah the flat escalators someone's what's different about this picture though it's chipped there's a hole yeah yep missing one yeah you see that how it's missing that thing somebody get their foot someone got stuck in that can I be racist what happens when you get one of those can I
0:50 be racist are you now starting to be racist starting now yeah starting now that looks like a Chinese one is that RAC not if it's your own kind cuz it's broken it's broken and they're still using it probably you're close it's actually it's a it's a Thailand one oh oh you guys want to see what happens when you get one of these no what happens no no can get ready for this oh my God what the ████ her leg got stuck in there whole leg went in that ████ and she why is she plugging her nose she she like oh my God like it's smells so bad with my bones being crushed up in this ████ thing says did her leg get chopped off she lost her leg oh my God she lost her
1:40 leg from little ass chip oh my god do she have a away bag that looks like a away bag I think that is what the the article is mainly about the bag it's about how nice of a bag it is it has a laptop sleeve and it could charge your phone it's a blocker it's product place that's it's the new ████ marketing tactic dude as soon as she goes and then someone throws in a way bag brought to you by a way yep oh my god dude isn't that that's like the stuff of nightmares yeah it is I think about that all the time how can that little piece like your foot gets St your toe and it goes all the way in it just keeps going yeah so if you can get your foot in there cuz it's so strong I
2:31 mean I got I got my ████ whole pant leg stuck in my bicycle chain one time bro isn't that scary I don't even know how it cuz you you know like in junor you should probably contact her cuz you could probably provide some comfort and I was pedaling and then the ████ just fed into it and somehow my ████ jeans got sucked into the whole thing I'm like how the ████ does this you know that uh that emergency push button they don't have that or you just go B and then I mean I'm sure something kicked in to the point where it didn't you know that's where it stopped it stopped like at her knee oh God cuz it got like clogged yeah I think there is like a thing that kicks in if it's like getting resistance and you can't even Sue in Thailand Jus Christ damn I'm not sure if you can can you no I just believe outside of America there's no such there's no lawyers or is it her fault too like was she like on
3:21 was she on her phone I mean like not to blame her but like was she on her phone and like I'm glad Bart said it first but I was thinking it I love the a yeah was she not aware and then she was just like this and her foot got stuck and she like oh ████ I think it's probably that it's weird because I really think like when you read the articles about this it almost sounds like they're trying to say it's her fault but I mean written by as is probably the who waits till the last moment you know where that place is it's where the scrubby scrub is right who waits till their foot touches you pop off dude cuz all of us we jump at the last point we hop right like you look down you're like sometimes my feet aren't even touching cuz I'm ████ holding myself up on the two black rub things also though too right it is you're just hovering it could carry your
4:11 weight so you're just like and you're doing the yeah you're lifting your legs up and then your wife's yelling at you for being 39 and doing that ████ maybe you should be more like a kid I walk around that ████ anyway cuz people always just stand there yeah for real so why am I going to waste my time on that and also too it's very abrupt when you're like walking and then you go from the platform to the actual stationary part of the floor it is a it's a big change so what they're saying is that funny you should mention the bag they're blaming it half on the bag why they say that like her rolling suitcase was missing two wheels therefore causing her to trip over it at one point which made her foot hit that exact spot yeah but why even have a broken
5:01 it's definitely it could be both no the escalator like obviously that is like accident Pro you should put caution tape around it shut it down or something something just fix it that's what sounds funny every single escalator in Las Vegas is completely shut down at all time why is this one working yeah yeah with a broken tooth broken one she looks like a ████ third grader with a missing tooth yeah they find any reason to shut these things off except for this one they just turn it off right this one has a clear defect and it's still running yeah it's it's an anomaly but yeah apparently that's what they're saying in the article is that like she tripped over her bag oh man to lose your leg over that I think that you probably if you trip over your bag you probably shouldn't have your leg get still sucked in an escalator like trip over it yeah there shouldn't be you should be able to trip on your bag and then still safely get on the escalator keep your leg at least maybe that's crazy it sounds crazy
5:51 cuz it literally says she fell over and her leg wedged into the conveyor belt with the mechanism ripping through muscle tendon and Bone oh my god oh yeah so the other passengers did turn the emergency switch off as as the machine was like grinding her up what kind of trauma nursing do you do when you show up do you throw Vicodin in your mouth immediately cuz like I think you tell her to hold her not shot I'll be like somebody give me a heroin and who's taking who's taking those pictures too bro um I think T TMZ Ty Ty MZ ma'am can you hold your nose thank you yeah thank you yeah what's up with the nose holding I think that's just her ████ trauma pain response yeah I don't hey guess what I'm never walking on any of those ████ things ever yeah it's over I I'll walk on the
6:42 ground dude you know walk on the ground walk on the ground walk on the ground can we name that video this but then people still have freak accidents just walking on the ground the ground I don't think that the floor opens up and swallows your leg though there's sinkles good there sink uh quicksand I just got moded I'm moded I'm moded you ████ things just happen right things happen people fall through like manholes right yeah yeah do just happen things do just happen but this is one of the things that you always fear would but you're like nah and then good Primal I think we should just always be careful wherever we go is that good that's a hot take I don't n we got phones I think you deserve to be on your phone and not pay attention while crossing the street I yeah I but then is it doesn't things just happen like you know like things
7:34 just happen we just keep going back and forth we just keep taking turns between and but things happen I wish Joe was at the hospital just telling this lady sometimes things happen that's okay have you guys had any accidents at the airport or anything like that no cuz in America you double triple quadruple check you know but like in other countries they don't have the same rules it is kind of sad though that like I've I've definitely like messed around at the airport enough where I deserve this to happen to me I've been on the baggage claim and riding that thing yeah like that type of stuff she's just walking like that sucks that does suck but some people would be clumsy or maybe she was she wasn't walking at all she was just standing and yeah and then the away bag got caught and then she went oh yeah her fault was the fact that she wasn't walking yeah you think no I'm not going
8:24 to no go ahead w w you think she's stupid you think this is in Phoenix Arizona yeah do you think she's a little clumsy yep cuz some people are accident prone though no just say women are clumsy so you think there's another photo for going I could be I'm very accident prone sometimes like sometimes sometimes I I I'll knock the ████ the stove on and it'll just turn on by itself with your fanny pack Nick is this one of those situations where you're like hey on the bright side at least there won't be another woman driver whoa you were going to say that I don't think I don't actually think that like women are necessarily bad drivers but if someone that cuts me off is a woman woman I'll be like ████ women can't drive but I'll also insert that with any anything what if she's in a self-driving Tesla the the self-driving Tesla stuff is a little wonky sometimes oh it can't be wonky and that's still it still cut
9:14 it cuts you off still I mean it's still her fault because she selected self-driving yeah yeah yeah oh did you know that you can cut off self-driving Teslas and they'll always let you in oh that's a little hack that's cool I need they they're trying to be safe so like if you start in it'll like let you oh that's cool you like that finally a win for Nick Dunn huh yeah okay now I'm impressed have you seen the compilations of people keying Teslas why do they do that why do they I've saw I've seen that it's from Gras to like teens everybody just ████ keys Tesla why it's ████ up why but the weird thing is that I think I think there's like a strange misconception going around that people just equate every model of Tesla to being like a $100,000 car true because you have to still buy like the extra $10,000 package for it to be self-driving yeah and then people just
10:05 look at it and have an animosity and go like a you rich ████ dude I had a chili red Mini Cooper and somebody keyed it and I'm like this thing's like 25 Grand dude I had a ████ Kia and somebody stole it like true that one's happening a lot that one's happening a lot it's just the pettiness against Teslas is really strange cuz some of them are like literally 30 something thousand and it records to and they probably hate Elon too ████ El's a pie that is true go back to Twitter if you're going to key any car why would you key a Tesla because there's footage of you doing it that's true that's the other thing you're going to get caught you're going to get caught I don't think they know that there was a guy who just got caught keying a guy's car he's like a um a state senator or some ████ he's keying a guy's car on camera wow yeah there's that's the weird thing I remember my my pastor at at church he got his like dream 57 Chevy and someone ke it at church D at church
10:56 I think it was probably like a parishioner that was like oh you don't get to have ████ like this you're supposed to be God doesn't want you to do that and then he announced it in his sermon everyone went oh oh dude Keem someone's car is like little dick so ████ up it's a it's a what's it called it's against the gentleman's rule right you don't you don't ████ with a man's car well it's just so it's just so petty too it's just like what are you doing bro it's a it's such a jealous ex-girlfriend move yeah dude Nick's the kind of guy who says that and JK vid but then if they cut him off he follows them home and ke their car I walk by Bar's car I'm like not my car
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