0:00 [Music] Okay, let's let's do this thing where uh us four are going to compete. >> Okay. >> Us four. >> Yeah, us four are going to compete >> and uh we have to see if we can ask questions about their relationship or just about their lives >> where they actually have a different answer for the question. >> Oh. >> Oh. So, we want to make them disagree. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Hold these up after each question. This is really professional. >> All right. Ready? >> Who's keeping score of us? >> Yeah, I think you could keep it yourself. >> I can. Yeah, >> we probably won't get that high of a number. >> All right. Um, hello sir. I would like to buy your June B establishment for $250,000.
0:53 >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> They both said no. >> Yeah. M >> would you like do you want children? >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Starting it easy. Okay. >> Watch this one. I prefer more foreplay. >> What? >> More me. My jaw couldn't take it. >> Damn. >> You would be taking me into hospital. What more can I do? >> You could never have enough ████ >> Oh god. >> You have to ask knows guys we could never have enough ████ >> Yeah, he's good. >> Okay. >> ████ >> It's okay. It's not here. We're not here to embarrass. Just it's an agreement.
1:44 >> I'm ready to have a kid tomorrow. >> Oh. [Music] >> Okay. 001. >> All right. Um, I want to stay in Hawaii forever. >> Undecided. >> Oh, do I get a point? >> Yeah. Cuz I disappeared. Actually, >> okay. Go, go, go, go, go. >> I want to have kids within the next two years. >> I Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. [Laughter] All right. Here we go.
2:37 >> I like to spend money. [Applause] >> Oh, dang. >> What the heck, Stephen? >> So good. Can I just say that he spends more money than I do? >> But I don't like to do it. I wish I got it for free. >> You were thrilled when you were booking them plane tickets. >> Oh, >> yeah. But I don't like to spend it. >> Then what were you happy about that you just bought? >> That I was getting the vacation >> for a different reason. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Like spending money hurts me, but knowing that I'm going to go somewhere makes me happy. >> I like the dopamine hit. >> Yeah. I like that. >> No, she's always spending like she's got to go to Ross and ████ or buy little things. >> I like it. Yeah, retail therapy is a real thing. >> For me, I'm just like I want to get first class tickets. >> Yeah, he'll do like one big I like like
3:28 a little like sneaky >> little like a little treat. >> Yeah, I like big things, too. I don't spend any money and then every once in a while be something big. >> She buys me more clothes than I do for myself. >> Yeah, I do. >> Yes, me too, man. We need it, though. >> Is it my turn? It's a It's a >> sports room. >> Um I What was your What did you say? >> I like spending money. >> Oh, damn. >> He's so good. I >> know. >> Um I'm ready to have a kid in a year. >> Yay. >> I I had the wrong way. I had the wrong way. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's year. Yeah. One year. Yeah. Oh, nice. That's good to hear. >> Hello. I'd like to buy your je establishment for $1 million.
4:19 >> Oh, no. >> Yep. Yep. >> $1 million. >> 1 million. 1 million. 1 million. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Back to a mill. Huh? Mm- >> I like how the other person dresses. >> Cuz you dress me. >> Yeah. But I also like that you're just ready for anything. >> Cuz you dress me. >> Oh, yeah. I'm ready for everything. Yeah, like we never have to pause for >> I like profession. >> Okay. Okay. >> He's going to get another point, dude. Super good. He's the MVP. He's the MVP of this. >> I like to clean. >> Oh. Okay. >> We'll do it, but you know. >> We have to do it, but we don't like it. >> We both ████ >> You almost got it. Okay. Okay. >> Falling off, sir. >> Jesus, I'm whack. You would sell June be
5:09 for a million dollars, but you have to stay on board for 3 years. >> Oh, damn it. >> ████ ████ >> All right. >> Work with someone else. >> Can you imagine? >> Um, I like the idea of opening up another June be in another city that might be interesting to live in. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. It would depend. >> Are you both I don't know. Yeah. It's cuz it's like it would depend on the sex. >> Yeah. Cuz Yeah. >> So you guys are just the same then. >> So yeah, I don't get a point. >> Yeah. >> I was instantly attracted to you when I first met you. >> Oh wow. That's hard. >> Yeah. But that's cheating. >> But you guys did it quick. Yeah. >> We'd already like been talking. So the first time we'd met >> Yeah. The first time you met >> it already built up >> in person. >> No, built up is different. Like when you
6:01 first met? Oh, like online or met in person. >> The reason why I talked to you is because I liked I like your I like the I like your face the >> Oh, so you already had like the emotional connection. >> Yeah, they already like building up. Yeah. ████ >> They got horny already. >> Cuz otherwise I would have said no because I was dating someone I first started talking to you. >> Oh, >> but then when I first saw your face was after I talked to you. >> Yeah, we've been talking for a minute by then. >> No, no, no, no. I got I got one. >> All right. [Music] I actively listen. >> I don't know. I think I do, but I don't think I do. >> Sometimes. >> I think I do, but I don't know. >> No, I don't think we both do all the time. That's insane. >> No, no, no, no, no. So, see, that's a disagreement right there. So, >> I think we both do at different times,
6:51 but we both got ADDs, so we don't Not that we don't want to, >> but we're all together all the time. That's >> Yeah. So, that's that's a three. That's a three for me. Hey, >> I got one. I got one. I have IBS. >> Oh, come on. >> Yes. >> What the hell, >> dude? >> That's an easy one. >> That's easy, bro. >> Hey, two points. Two points is two points. >> I'll take three. I'm three. I'm >> think we should spend more time in the UK. >> I think so. >> Yeah, I guess. >> All right, fine. >> Good, guys. You guys good stuff. >> I thought you would say no. I thought you'd be like, "No, we don't got to go. >> It's boring." >> Yeah. >> I like how the other person communicates their feelings when they're angry. >> Oh, when they're angry
7:42 >> in the moment. >> Yes. Or after? >> Like in the moment? Cuz when you're angry? >> Oh, in the moment. No, I want to like Obvious. >> Oh, she's not good at communicating an angry either. >> No, but then later it's like now I can appreciate what he does, but in the moment >> No, in the moment you're you're you're a ████ Yeah, >> but then afterwards I can like appreciate it. >> Yeah. >> Go ahead. You think you're so good? I don't think in the moment anyone's good at that. >> We need to do my ritual. >> You had a finger snap. >> Here we go. Here we go. I like black coffee. >> Oh yeah. >> We both drink black coffee. coffee. >> I like back.
8:33 >> I think you stop. >> I'm going to go for cheap shots only. >> Oh, damn. >> He's such a loopholeer, dude. >> I have a vagina. >> No, no, no, no. That's That's a good one. That's I'm saving that one. >> I am down with Joe's mom moving in. >> Oh, that's actually >> Yes. >> Yes. Darn it. >> That's a good one. >> He knows this. >> That's a good one. >> But that's actually a good one because it's like It's He knows the story. >> It's a real That's real. That's real. >> Cheap shot. Okay. Um I would like to spend more time watching TV and movies together. >> Show he's super into. >> Okay. >> That's why. Okay. >> I'm like six out of 10 on it. He's like a nine out of 10 on it. >> And then So, but you don't you wouldn't watch more of it with him just even though he likes it more. I still watch
9:24 it with him, but I'm not as like can't wait. He's like can't wait. >> Downtown Abbey. >> Taxi Driver. It's a Korean >> drama. >> It's good. It is good, but I'm not as like, >> dude. It's like a good revenge story. >> Oh, I like those. Okay, I don't watch it. >> I like that. >> They they um they're like vigilante crime fighters. >> And then they go out and like people who got caught by the law or like they got away too easily, they actually do justice on them. Yeah, like scammers. >> Is it gory and stuff and violent? >> They even blur out the knives. >> Blur out the knives. >> She doesn't like that ████ >> If there is it, then we could watch together. >> It's a gay ass movie. >> Twilight meets Sopranos. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's pretty cool. >> No vampires. >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net.
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11:07 that's not the kind of ████ trees I wanted, >> dude. If it was three guys, I would invite everyone. >> So, he would be in the middle of another No, I'm I'm with the video camera. I'm just kidding. >> Crying. >> He gets spit roasted. >> I'm on Reddit. Cut. >> Damn, that was a good question. >> Joy's like, "Switch the angle. Switch the angle." All right, here we go. >> I like sparkling water. What the? >> You always sound like you're going to say something messed up. >> You're losing your ████ dude. What made you think only one of us like sparkly water? to be so good. >> Yeah. >> What? Like, where did daddy come from? >> We ████ love sparkling water. >> Who do you think bought that sparkling water? >> Okay, I'm sorry. ████ I do another one.
11:57 >> I'm down with beating the ████ out of my kids. >> The ████ out of them. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> I mean, you got to be Come on. These are like technicalities. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. But >> but but when he said it, I just I just thought he meant spanking. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Spank. I'm down with spanking. >> I'm down I'm down with spanking them 10 times hard. >> 10 times hard >> if they deserve it. >> What would Yeah. I don't know what kid could do to >> I might It would depend. What are they doing? Tag. >> Yeah. So, it's not clear enough. >> Yeah. >> But spanking. Okay. If it's just spanking, yes, I'm going to spank them >> if they >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> All right. Um, me thinks I make the better drinks at June Between the two of us.
12:51 >> Damn. >> He's better at it. Like, he's better. >> I make I make up my own ████ >> When we go, she cuz I think that's the last thing she learned. She just wasn't. I'm not going to ████ do the drinks. >> So then we kind of have this groove that if we do go in the shop, she just goes to the register and I just make the drinks. >> Okay, that makes sense. All right. >> I've enjoyed all the places we've traveled to together. >> No, they had the same reaction, too, facially. >> Yeah. Yeah. So true. >> Damn. Freaking twins. >> Space. Okay. Here we go. I like water. >> I don't cheap shot it. I love driving. What the heck, dude? Ah, >> that's a cheap shot, though. >> You're cheap shot.
13:41 >> How am I cheap shoting? >> Cuz she doesn't try. >> Come on. >> I'll take you my point. That's fair game. Freaking whatever. >> That's a cheap shot. >> He has a four. >> That's such a cheap shot. >> Um I actually eat the leftovers in the fridge. >> Oh ████ Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. We don't like waste. So, >> I wouldn't mind moving to a different living situation. >> What does that mean? >> Like getting a different apartment, different house. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. >> Run. Not good. >> We move a lot. It's not like >> I think we moved five times in 2023. >> Holy something. We did a lot. Yeah. >> That's gangster. >> I control the home thermostat. >> Yeah. Who dictates the thermostat?
14:31 >> I don't know. Oh, >> do I Okay, I do. >> God damn it. >> I don't think I ever touched it. >> You're right. I think when we moved in, I set it and I now we just turn it on and off. >> Yeah. >> So, it's at one setting. >> Hannah doesn't have a lot of freedoms. >> Yes, it's all me. I control everything. >> I don't care about a lot of >> either that or she doesn't like touching technology. So, I just set things up and then from that point on, it's it's just on and off >> pretty much. Yeah. ████ Zoom. Take forever. Dude, >> I love jewelry. >> Jewelry? >> I got you. You're >> cheap. You You tried to cheap shot it, too, man. That's not >> Oh, is it really cheap shot? >> I'm not wearing it now, but I own and I'm into it. >> Like, yeah. >> Some Someone asked me. I was just
15:21 asking. >> Let's go, dog. >> Let me see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> She's like, I like skirts. Bart should win this cuz he's spent the most time with us. >> Yeah, dude. >> Yeah, but he's a guy. >> I Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know. >> Yeah, but he's a guy. >> I probably spent hella time with Bart and Gio and I ████ I wouldn't be good at this game for them. >> Four play ████ He knows. >> Um Oh. Um, I would be down to give up our life savings, take it away from our kid to help one of our parents. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, wow. Okay. >> Did you say yes? >> Yeah, but they wouldn't take it. >> Neither of our parents would take it, but I'll be down. Yeah. >> I'm the one who usually initiates sexy
16:12 time. >> That's good. That's good. That's good. It goes back and forth. >> Yeah. >> I don't know about which way. >> It's >> Lately it's been you. >> Yeah. >> No, the last time was me, but before that it was you. >> Oh, really? >> You went through a phase. >> That's true. >> Yeah. >> A phase. >> It's hard to say. >> God. So, is that a I think that's the neutral. >> I think I think they agree that they don't know. >> They know. Okay. Like we don't know. It just happens. I don't know who does it. It just happens. >> Yeah, you're right. I think it goes back and forth depending on who's >> hornier. >> Yeah. >> Who's more hornier? >> Well, I've been reading. >> She's like, I just read a novel and I'm ovulating and I'm like, your books. I forgot. >> Well, okay. Time to sex.
17:05 All right. >> I would be okay with incorporating a man into our threesome. >> That's too much work. >> That's a lot of dick you have to deal with. >> Oh, so it's not a guy. Okay. >> Oh, so you're in. Okay, I see. >> I don't want men. >> Thanks. Thanks for letting us know. >> It's okay. Too many ████ dicks. >> Okay, here we go. >> I genuinely love watching sports. >> Oh my god. >> He just said he didn't really care. Remember when we were talking about
17:55 betting? >> Yo, I'm getting ass out. I'm getting expired. My battery's going to load, dog. Um, I want my kid to have Down syndrome. >> You know, this is See, that's the ████ that wins, though. >> That's the ████ that wins. >> Yes. Yes. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. >> What? >> I would love whatever child I get. >> No, but you specifically was hoping. >> You're hoping for >> You were hoping. >> I think they're beautiful. What the ████ >> All right. All right. >> I hope our kid looks more Asian than white. >> I don't care about that. >> It depends where we live. Are we in Hawaii? >> Oh, that's right.
18:46 >> Cuz if we're in the UK, they're going to be picked on. If we're in Hawaii, they're going to be picked on if they're too white. >> So, which one would you um which one would you have to go for then? Let's let the first one be white. >> Okay. >> And then the second one be Asian. We can split them. >> So when they get pulled over, the white guy can kind of help. >> Yeah. The Asian one. Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. >> Okay. >> I would be okay if the girl that you had a threesome with had history with Joe. >> Oh, >> that defeats the point though. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. Maybe >> that's true. I would say no too. That's weird. >> It's too personal. >> Get out of my life. >> But maybe it's like been like 10 years and it's like just >> still know.
19:36 >> I would I wouldn't want that either cuz it's not new ████ Oh >> fair. >> Yeah, that's true. Why would you want to? >> They're adding to the same count. >> It would just be older ████ >> There's something exciting about new ████ You know what I mean? >> Worse version of what you used to have. >> Yeah. You go back to Windows 95. >> What if she's better? Oh yeah, I practiced. >> I practiced a lot. >> All right, go ahead. >> I love unlike Marmite. >> The threesome you're having >> has ████ hair. >> I wouldn't care. >> I don't want ████ hair, >> dude. How did you get that one? >> Cuz she looks like someone that's okay with ████ hair. This fool's This fool's
20:26 range from sparkling water to ████ >> I think Suban won. >> No, no, no. Do one more. Do >> one more. Okay, one more. >> One more. One more. One more. >> One more round. One more round. One more round. >> One more round. >> No, it's 20 minutes. >> Don't matter. That's the last video. It's the last video. >> This is the last video. That's the last video. Go >> by himself. >> Talk about ████ hair. >> Okay. Okay. Let me think. Um um >> I won, man. >> I I >> No, no, no. I ████ want, bro. I don't want to pay over. >> I am down to help my partner secretly uh get get away with murder. >> Oh. >> Oh, ████ >> I've thought about it. I've got a plan. >> Hey, one more round. One more round. But these ones all have to be hardcore. >> Hardcore? What do you mean by hardcore?
21:16 Ready? >> No explanation to them. Just yes or no. >> Like speed round. Okay. >> All right. Cheating is a divorceable offense. >> Oh. >> So I guess you're trying to cheat on me, huh? >> Said no, >> but you said no, too. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. >> Damn. That's pretty That's cool. >> Damn. That was a hardcore one, too. Yeah, hardcore. >> I don't know what you meant by hardcore. >> I don't have hardcore. >> Like not sparkling water is what I mean. >> Do you like starry? >> Watch the one we fight about is Coke or Pepsi. >> The ████ >> You get in the car, you're like, "Were you thinking?" >> Hardcore hardcore. >> Hardcore. Hardcore. Hardcore.
22:06 >> I got to think a little bit for hardcore. H. All right. Stealing money and lying about it is grounds for a divorce >> from each other. >> Yes. >> Even though even though you guys Yeah. Even though you guys share it, but it's >> really >> Okay. >> Hey, that's a point right there. >> That's good. >> That's a good one. I didn't even think about that. >> It depends what you stole it for. >> Like if you were withholding money from J. You know, you would never have to steal it cuz I'd ████ whatever it does. >> Yeah. So, what if you stole money to spend it on the person you're cheating on with? >> Oh. >> From the family like we have kids. >> Yeah. >> I just I just ████
22:57 >> He's ████ around. He's ████ around. Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready. I love anal. >> I love anal. I love anal. >> Yes. >> You have to make it so enthusiastic. I love anal. No, >> no, not >> this one. This one's not This one's not hardcore, >> but I don't I'm also curious. Um, >> okay. >> I am going to have the exact same house rules if I have a son or a daughter for both. >> Oh, I won. >> How many points? I got five points. You did. You did. You did. I only have four, I think. >> I didn't count. >> Thanks for playing, Joe and Hannah. Thank you guys for sharing. Sing knows us the most. >> Sparkling water.
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